And the Kink Goes On

And the Kink Goes On

Kaiba/Honda. A lot of sex, toys and kink. Or I wouldn’t have named it that. Come on in and see how far I can take this one, while I rest my brain from the other one. Yaoi, toys, and a lot of disturbing stuff.

Kaiba is a million dollar prick. And his life is an open book. But, who can keep secrets better than a two-bit punk? Especially, the secrets that the world would pay big money for. Honda Hiroto is about to find out just what his secrecy is worth. And what lengths a man can go for a good time.

Disclaimer: I am among the millions of people who do not own the characters of the Yu Gi Oh! Anime or Manga. And yet I manage to act like I am happy, anyway. Yaoi, toys, and a lot of disturbing stuff. Don't read if you are easily squicked.

Ichi: It all started here.


I don’t remember when it all started.
Well, actually I do, but that is only when the action started. The actual attraction is a mystery to me.
See, we never even talked before.
I went to school and hung out with my friends, and he was the CEO of a major corporation, who just happened to go to school with us.
Now?
Well, things are sure different now.
So, anyway I got this job. I needed money and other than the fact that I was underage, I wasn’t really breaking any laws. It was a simple delivery job. But it was for a very busy sex toy company, and I delivered all over the Domino area.
In that kind of job I found out some very important people are into some very weird shit.
There is a politician in our town that likes to wear ladies undies, and they are hard to find in his size. My boss deals in a lot of odd sizes.
And there is a lady in the ritzy side of town that buys a lot of leather, whips and chains. She has several pretty young men that usually answer her door and take the deliveries.
I know all this, because I am very good at my job, and I am very good at keeping secrets.
This is how it came that I found out the most important secret of my life.

My boss called me to his office and when I got there he had me sit down and even offered me a drink.
Now, I don’t drink, but I accepted, since he was offering.
He sat forward and steepled his fingers in front of his face like he was trying to decide something.
“Honda-san,” he starts. “I have a new customer. He is a very important man and I think I could stand to make a lot of money. You know how important that is, don’t you?” he asked me.
I nodded and waited as he continued.
“This guy is a real well rounded freak. He has put in an order that is of such a wide variety that I can’t even guess the lengths he will go. I want his business, Honda-san.” He admitted to me.
“I guess you would, Tanaka-san. What do you want from me?” I asked.
“That’s why I like you. You are so direct. I want to know that this guy isn’t going to be scared away by the idea that he could end up in a scandal. I trust you, and I think he will too, eventually. But it is going to take a lot of tact and proving that we are exactly what we advertise.”
“Yes sir. Good time, and no risks. Other than the one’s you make for yourselves.” I quoted.
“Right. I want you to go out and take this order with that on your mind. Make me proud, Honda-san. Make me proud and we will be rich.”

So, next thing I know, I am standing in front of the door to the Kaiba mansion with a large box under my arm and a note that says I am to deliver it directly to Kaiba himself.
Freaky, right?
The butler didn’t seem to think so, cause he escorts me to this library, there are a lot of books there, and says that I should wait until the master of the house is free.
It was about twenty minutes later that old moneybags arrives. He opens both doors ahead of himself like he’s making some kind of entrance and then just stops and stares at me.
“Aren’t you from my school?” he asks.
“Um, yeah. But, that doesn’t mean anything. I don’t get paid to run my mouth. I get paid to take merchandise to the customer. I am pleased to deliver yours to you, sir and I hope we will continue to be your favorite supplier of our unique goods.” I was never so happy that I had learned that little catch phrase. It has gotten me out of a number of situations on this job.
“I see. Give me the package.” He says.
I handed him the box, which he takes to the desk in the corner and opens. Right there in front of me.
“Will there be any additional order, sir?” I spew out for his benefit, hoping to get out of there.
“How do I know the product is to my specifications?” he asks me.
“I don’t understand sir. Is there a problem with your order?” I ask. My boss will kill me if I broke something on the way over.
My bike is okay, but it does bounce a little on these streets.
“I don’t know. I will need to test the product. Do you have any suggestions?” he asks.
I am now quite confused so I walk over and look into the box. I don’t normally do this, you know? And low and behold there is a bright red, very large and very rubber dildo.
I just about choked on my own drool.
“Were you planning this for self insertion sir, or did you have someone else in mind?” I choked out. I am never going to speak of this again. Just get me out of here, Kami.
Kaiba looks up and right into my furiously blushing face. Then, he does what I never expected I would be witness to. He smiles.
“Perhaps both. But I am no guinea pig. Would you say that your company stands behind their product fully?” he asks.
“Yes, sir.” I state, not liking the sound of this.
“Then, we shall see. Come with me.” He says, as he takes the toy out of the box and slides it into his pocket. I follow him up a flight of stairs and into a dark room.
That is where it all began.


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