Burnt Toast

Ryou Bakura looked at the toaster longingly; oh how he would love to run his face against the cool metal surface, and shove his fingers teasingly down into the sizzling slots.

The flames of passion started to roar... or was that fire? His clothes felt hot, his skin started to burn; he knew than that it was time. He decided to put on a show for "toasty", slowly sliding the burning garments off his skin.

He was surprised when he came home earlier and his toaster love was completely naked.

All of a sudden, Ryou had a sudden animalistic urge to put... toast in the toaster. The smell of burning love and toast filled the room. He could feel the heat radiating off the toaster, and soon the toaster climaxed popping the toast.

By now Ryou was scorching hot with desire. He entered quickly, causing the toaster's slots to go down in surprise. They both quickly began to heat up as the slots went up and down. Ryou groaned in half pleasure half pain, which one was more he didn't know. All he knew; all he cared about was reaching that unreachable peak. They were both moving in unison as if their minds were one. Until finally, Ryou exploded and the toaster popped. He screamer, it clicked. And they both lay there in a panting heap surrounded by flames.

It was then that Ryou realized that this was the appliance he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.