One More Time

One More Time

DisclaimerOkay, I do not own any of the characters on any anime, and I don't plan to. I wrote this after reading quite a few others under every catagory and realizing that with a few exceptions it's the same story ground up, reformed and spit back out. Please if you are going to write Yaoi, try to be a little creative and remember, if everyone had sex the same way everytime, we'd all stop bothering after a while. I am not suggesting that we all become bondage slave and masters, hell even that would get boring after a while. But just mix it up a little.
Anyway this is just a joke and you can review it, or flame it or just ignore it. I don't care, I just had to get it out of my system.
By the way, flames are okay on this, I bought hot dogs and Marshmallows and we'll have a weenie roast for all of us that like it!!!!

Jou lay there. He was supposed to be basking in the afterglow. He was supposed to snuggle up and fall asleep. That's what was expected, right?
Kaiba was.
Seto had basked and then dropped off, comfortably curled up around his side.
It was supposed to be magic.
He had just had his first sexual encounter with the CEO and it was supposed to be perfect.
GODDAMMIT!
But as Jou laid in the comfortable king sized bed, with the soft pillows and the down comforter and the snow fell outside their window, and the feeling of his climax ebbed, he was mad.


Jou's POV


How had I come to this place in my life?
I knew I was gay. That was no issue. I had known that since the ill fated date with Mai, when she had tried to get me to kiss her and all I could think of was 'this is so wrong for me.' And when I had actually kissed her, it had felt like kissing my mom. Well, not that bad, but more like my sister. Not that my sister isn't hot, but she is my sister, all right?
The next day at school, I was feeling real odd. My whole outlook took a turn. Here I was, not turned on by Mai, for god’s sake. And yet, right off that damn Kaiba had gotten under my skin as usual and pissed me off until I was so mad I could probably kill a planet, and when the teacher suggested I go to the restroom and wash my face until I could cool off, I found myself standing in front of the bathroom sink, with a boner like you never saw.
DAMN!
So, I had dealt with things, and when Little Katsuya was once more behaving, I returned to class. It really didn't strike me, until I sat down in my seat and realized with one look to that side of the room, that while I was taking care of things, I had been thinking about the fight with the millionaire.
OMYGOD!
I had fantasized about Kaiba Seto while I masturbated in the boy’s restroom at school. Now that is an eye-opener.
So, I had my lifestyle figured out. Okay, I am gay. Problem solved, right?
Yeah, Right!
Being a gay high school student is not that easy. First of all, the other guys keep asking you if you are hot for such-and-such girl, and then if you say no, they look at you like your ears just expanded. If you say yes, than they goad you until you ask such-and-such girl out and you spend the evening being a gentleman, watching the waiter's butts.
That happened when I asked out Anzu. Only worse. I took her to a great restaurant. Cost a pretty penny, but my dad was working at present so I could spend some of my cash on a date. Well, the restaurant was too nice. It was nice enough that Kaiba ate there, too. Only get this, he took his date to a back booth. I picked a nice table out in the middle of the room. It's better, than the girl don't expect you to make out, you know?
So here I am, looking across the room at Kaiba, making eyes at his date, while Anzu is going on and on about something (probably friends, you know?) and all of the sudden, Kaiba stands up and his date does too. And there is Otogi!
FUCKING SHIT!
Kaiba could have been there on a business meeting, you know. But then why the booth? And why was he leaning closer and WTF! See, he was kissing Otogi? I was sitting there gawking at Kaiba kissing Otogi while my date, Anzu is telling me some line of bullshit, and all of the sudden, I can't stand up, cause Little Katsuya is doing push ups in my jeans and I am feeling like killing one of my friends (Otogi) for kissing my mortal enemy (Kaiba).
Seriously Fucked up, that's what I am.
Well, I lived through that date, don't ask me how. But, after Kaiba and Otogi left, I explained to Anzu that I felt more brotherly toward her and took her home. Well, after me and Little Kats went to the restroom, of course.
Next day at school, I sat down with Yugi and Honda and gave them the news. Jounouchi Katsuya was gay. They nodded and asked me if I was sure, I told them 'yup' and they offered me their support. It was a turning point.

The next big one came after a duel. It was not a big deal. Kaiba was testing his arena and asked Yugi to help out. He and Yugi dueled, and Yugi won. It was just to check out the graphics and all, but Yugi invited me and Honda to watch and I guess Kaiba invited Otogi, cause he was there. But, over by me and Honda watching. I realized the win was imminent and lost interest. Yeah, I don't breathe the game, you know! Life consists of more than duel monsters, God!
So, I look around the place, taking in the renovations and notice Otogi isn't watching it either. No, he is scoping out MY ASS! I couldn't tell you why, exactly but it pissed me off. Here he is supposedly dating Kaiba and he's looking over my goods. So I turn, thinking that will stop him, but no, now he's checking out my package. Well, Little Katsuya isn't public domain and I didn't appreciate the gesture, so I got kinda snippy.
Okay, I got damn pissy, Happy?!
"What you looking at, Otogi?" I gritted out between my teeth.
"Sorry, man. It's just that Honda-kun told me about your little secret and I was curious. Don't get steamed, it's a compliment." Okay, I don't think so. And so what does Jou do? He says so.
"It's not a compliment, its called harassment, and I don't appreciate it, got it?" I could have just left it there, but no, I had to put my foot in it, my mouth that is. "Besides, what do you need to look at my goods for, when you got the Million Dollar Dick at your disposal?" Okay, I said that a little loud, but remember I am steamed. Kaiba and Yugi have finished their duel and the "Dick" in question is standing in the middle of the arena making some adjustments when I opened my mouth. And I happen to turn towards him to add emphasis to my statement.
I AM SO FUCKED!
He didn’t' look mad. No, mad is when you get into a fistfight over who's a better dueler. This was more like I had just bombed Hiroshima again. He looked ANGRY!
I am thinking that this will be the beating of my lifetime, and the dude just stands there. No, he just stands there growling at me. And he has the nerve to call me a mutt.
I figure I'll quit while I'm alive and just get my ass out of there, when the guy finally moves. Well, not exactly moves but calls me.
"Jounouchi. May I have a word with you? In private!" he says, and I turn back from my hasty retreat to see a very obvious, 'get over here now, or I am going to commit genocide on your entire bloodline' look. So, I nod my head and follow him out the opposite exit.
I just sealed my doom. Everyone is watching us, and I can hear them swallowing, even Otogi.
"The rest of you can let yourselves out and thank you, again," he says as he closes the door behind him. Yeah, no witnesses to find my body, I figure.
So, I am following him down this hall, and he is strutting ahead of me all stiff as a board, that serial killer look, you know? And I am wondering if I ever told my dad how much I appreciate all he has done for me, while I was alive, when he stops and goes into this conference room. There's a huge table and lots of chairs and stuff. There's this tray with a pitcher and some glasses and he pours two drinks and gives one to me. Freaky right? That's what I'm thinking.
"Katsuya, why did you say that to Otogi?" he asks.
I am sputtering, you know? The dude just called me by name and asked me a civilized question.
"I was at Chez Pierre. I saw you two. Figured there was more going on, so he should keep his eyes off of my private property. Was I wrong?" Okay, so it wasn't real tactful, but I try to be honest.
Kaiba sighed. Okay, so why did that give Little Kats a spasm?
"I see. No, I guess you weren't wrong, at one time. But things change." I am now totally confused. Well, when in doubt, spit it out. And since we are now on a personal name basis.
"Okay Seto. I'll bite, what things changed?" ask away, Jou.
"Something finally made Honda decide it was okay to accept the advances that Otogi had made on him. So, he broke it off with me. I am no longer the Dick at his disposal." Oooh, that doesn't hurt, no. Let me think. Honda, recently, changed mind. Okay!!!
I GET IT! I KNOW!
You don't have to hit me over the head with a truck full of Condoms to figure that one out. So, now what?
"So, now what?" I asked. No, it was not redundant.
"It was no big deal. I wasn't in love or anything. Just a convenient thing, since we had so much in common, business-wise you know? I just didn't want you spouting off about it. I don't care about his reputation, but I kind of like mine."
"You like people thinking you’re an anal, tight ass?" Again, tact is not my forte.
Kaiba just stared at me. He didn't look angry, not even mad. Wow.
"Sorry. Just slipped." I amended. Kaiba smiled then. That was a scary moment. I have never seen Kaiba smile. And then he does something real frightening.
"You think my ass is tight?" he flirts with me.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
"I eh, I mean, I eh." Okay, so I lost control of my tongue. And Little Kats in doing the meringue in my shorts, and I have got to get some air, and I am in serious need of a drink of water. Oh, yeah. He gave me that. I picked up the cup and downed it in one long gulp.
Kaiba's eyes went real wide, and I wondered if I had spilled it on my shirt or if he has noticed Little Kats yet. I blushed two shades darker, and he sputters something that sounds like, "I've never seen anything like that."
He reaches for the glass and pours me another one.
"Do that again," he orders. I raised my eyebrows and took the cup. I am now beyond confused, but I tipped the cup and downed it once more.
Kaiba just stares at me. I am getting a little freaked. Worse than his comment about his ass, (which is very tight) and I just want to get me and Little Katsuya out intact.
"Well, thanks for the drink and the talk. I think I should get . . . . " And I was about to turn, when I find myself in one of the chairs with Kaiba Seto straddling my lap and my lips in a bit of a kiss. Okay he had me pinned and lip-locked. And Little Kats is sending these delicious messages about that same tight ass and it's proximity, and how good it feels.
"mmmmph." Well, I couldn't really talk, you know?
"That was the most erotic thing I have ever seen. My God, Katsuya where did you learn to do that?" he's going on about something again.
"What are we talking about here, Seto? Cause I am so lost?" And there it is again. That smile. It's getting hot in here, and I got a CEO on my lap, and I can't breathe cause he's pushing me into this chair and Little Kats is calling out to me to make him move forward again.
"You just opened your throat and downed that drink. It was amazing. Can you do any more tricks?" and I see the mutt comments on the horizon. Oh, no you don't, Little Kats would never forgive me.
"I eh, I can, em. I don't know."
Kaiba's eyes opened wide again. This is getting real weird. I have never seen those two looks before and now I've seen them twice in twenty minutes.
"Are you a virgin?" he asks. God, he hasn't even asked if I like girls or guys and he wants to know this one. I looked away.
Suddenly he's getting up and Little Kats is screaming at me.
"Hey!" is all I can come up with.
"I'm sorry Jounouchi. I just assumed." and now we are back to the formal shit. Great!
He is not getting out of this so easy.
"Kaiba, what the fuck is going on here, anyways?!!!"
"I know you hang out with all the other bois at school, so I just assumed it was a group thing. I apologize." Now, if I can just get my chin back in the general area of my face, I can, I don't know what I can do.
"Bois? Are you saying that the guys are all?"
"You didn't know? I mean, Honda was a recent thing, but he has been considering it for a while. Yugi and Bakura Ryou have been open about it for a while and as for Otogi, well you knew about him. How could you not know?"
"I guess they forgot to tell me. And they were so supportive when I came out to them," I said sarcastically.
Kaiba was still watching me, and from too far away.
"Okay, so I didn't know about them, but what about me? I am interested, so why stop?" He did it again; there is that face and that smile. I could get to like this.
"Only one reason. Your first time shouldn't be in here. Would you like to have dinner with me?"
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO KAIBALAND!!!!!


Anyway there it was. We had a nice dinner, and he said nice things to me. We had a leisurely ride home in the limo, with some very interesting touching and such. Wow, by the time we were in his room, I was hot.
Little Kats is doing some heavy calisthenics, and I am hoping not to be left like this for long.
Seto is kissing me and I am slowly loosing my clothes. It is so great. Oh, man when he has finished chewing my neck. I am going to have trouble keeping my head on.
Wait, for effect let me start a little bit farther back.
"Just stand there, I will show you everything." and he cups my face as he presses his lips to mine. Before I can open my mouth, his tongue runs across my lower lip, like he's asking for permission. Shit, I was ready before.
I open my mouth and he pushes in. Slowly stroking my teeth and sliding deeper to swirl around my tongue in what feels like a battle. I don't care, I give in. He presses harder, and I just know my lips are going to be hurting later from this. Who cares?
"Mmmm," I moan.
Seto pulls away and looks at me. I like this, too. He starts to kiss my jaw and I feel teeth.
OH, YEAH!
He's nibbling along my jaw and neck. I love this.
I can feel his hands slide into my shirt, and up the front. God, Seto just take the damn thing off already! His fingers tickle a little as he runs them up and down my chest and then around my left nipple. Woah, that feels good, do it again. I gasped. And even though I asked silently, he does just that. I feel a need to get closer and I arch into his hands. He is looking at me again, and smiling.
Finally, he's pulling off my shirt and tossing it away. Oh, that feels great, he's licking my nipple and touching the other one. Oh, wow! Never had anyone do that before. Damn, Kaiba knows his shit.
Now my pants? Okay, do it dude! He's sliding his fingers in the waistband and licking his way down to them. Oh, Yeah! Pulling the snap open with your teeth, I like this. Add the zipper and Little Kats is sending me some real happy thoughts.
The pants hit the floor and Little Kats is free. He is so happy he's waving at Seto. And Seto is greeting him, too.
FUCKING, NO WAY!
Kaiba Seto has just kissed Little Kats. And now he's licking all the way, (oh. my. god.) all the way from the bottom to the top, and I am in heaven. It is just about the greatest thing a guy has ever done for me. Little Kats agrees. Wow, Kaiba is about to, yes he's going to, he's gonna, he's doing it, Little Kats just went into Seto's mouth and disappeared. I feel like I was just dipped into hot chocolate and it's massaging my dick.
HOLY SHIT!
Remember, I have never done this before, so . . . well, I come. Hard and fast. I can't wait, I have been a little overenthusiastic and now it's over. Damn! Kaiba is gonna be pissed that I have no stamina.
Seto just let's Little Kats out of his mouth with a funny look on his face. Wait a minute. I just shot a load and I don't see any of it anywhere, where did it . . . . ?
SHIT,SHIT,SHIT,SHIT,NO WAY!
Kaiba Seto just swallowed my cum? I am now so confused.
I am about to say something lame, when he stands up and kisses me again. Oh, shit, I can taste it. I am now totally freaked; I have just tasted my own cum on his tongue in my mouth.
Well, while I regain my senses, Kaiba moves us to the bed. I feel it against my legs and drop onto it. Kaiba stands back and starts to strip.
GOD BLESS YOU SETO! FOR BEING A PRICK WITH A GEORGEOUS PRICK!
I spend half a second wondering if it has a name of it's own, cause I don't think Little Kats would mind if I talked to it. When He is standing in front of me, waving it in my face. Oh, he wants some attention, and it's not like I haven't learned a new trick. Okay, so I give it a little lick. It doesn't taste the same. It's similar, but more tangy than tart, does that make sense? I want to make sure so I lick some more and then suck the tip into my mouth. There is more taste there than lower down, cause the tip is leaking a little out. I kinda like this, it's an acquired taste, I figure. I am just about to slide down and see how far it can go when Seto slides his fingers into my hair. I look up.
"Do that thing you did with the water," he says. Oh, now I get it. Okay, so I think water, and pour him right down my throat. Oh, God that feels different. I can't really swallow him, so I have to pull back, but it's like my throat wants more, so I do it again. Several times actually.
Seto pushes me away, and I am real frustrated. I was having fun.
"Not this way, Puppy. I want to be inside when I come. I want to be your first." Well, I can over look one dog comment, especially when it sounds so erotic coming out of his mouth. He backs away and points up at the pillows. Kay, so I wiggle up and lie on them. Seto reaches into the drawer and pulls out a tube of something. I have seen this before, but I don't remember where. Oh, yeah. Yugi had some of that in his pocket and . . . . . Oh, shit! Do not think of Yugi right now.
Seto crawls onto the bed and I can feel his breath over my dick. Little Kats is tired, but he notices the same thing. He is valiantly trying to show his appreciation.
Then I feel IT. Something is trying to crawl up my Ass. I am about to scream when I realize it's Seto's finger and it isn't real bad. He's globbed something cool and slimy on it and it is going in kinda nice. I feel a compulsion and let out "Ohhhhhh!" a moan.
Kaiba looks up and smiles again. God, it's like getting candy for doing a good thing.
"You are so tight, Puppy!" Okay, so I really like the way he says that. How does he make an insult become talking dirty?
Then, I feel his shift and the feeling in my ass changes. Now it don't feel quite as good. Seto has added another finger and it is just a little shocking. Well, he did say it was tight; maybe he wants to help me loosen up. So I lie there and wait. Little Kats has figured out what is going on, and he's trying to see. He keeps bouncing up to have a peek. Seto is moving those fingers around and it feels good.
Okay, Shit! Now that hurt.
"AHHH, Seto. It hurts." I call out. Seto shhh's me and says something like,
"Relax it will get better, just don't fight it," and when did Jounouchi Katsuya ever listen to that?
"AHHHH, Stop. It hurts!" and I am just about to call him a piece of shit rapist, when something that has got to be attached to Little Katsuya's back end just erupts and all I can see is white and sparkles and the world is just a beautiful place.
"DO THAT AGAIN!" I order. For once in his self-centered life, Seto is obedient.
Oh, my god. That is the single most wonderful thing ever in my life. I have got to have more of that!
Seto pulls his fingers out and I am so frustrated I whimper. Okay, it's cliché, and fits with the dog jokes but it comes out, all right?
Seto smiles again. Well, he is the one who calls me a dog, so he would like it.
"Relax, Jou. This might hurt at first, but it will get better. Please relax." and the Asshole shoves his prick into my butt and I am going to kill him!!!!
Okay, so he did warn me, but you just can't believe when someone says that 'it might hurt' they mean they are going to rip you in two!
He is so close and his lips are doing that nipping thing on my jaw and it's starting to feel better. Okay so it's not as bad as that, but god, it WAS!
"Jou, are you all right?" he begs. NO! I am not! But he does sound cute asking like that. Well, I'll give him a little.
"Mmmm Hmmmm." and then he moves.
FUCKING SHIT!
Little Kats and me are back in the white sparkle zone and ready to ride the wild one.
I loved it and I groaned out a big one.
Seto freezes.
I looked up to see the most shocked expression I have ever seen.
"What?" I said wondering if he was hurt.
"What did you just do?" he asked.
"Huh? I groaned, why?" I said. He was seriously freaking me out.
"Why did you do that?"
"Cause it felt good. Is this a problem?" See, freaking me out makes me say things that are out of character.
"If it feels good, you should moan. Not groan. Are you some kinda reject?"
"What? Is there a script or something?"
"Well, kinda."
"HUH?"
I am laying in Kaiba's bed, with his dick up my ass and the guy is telling me how to react. Is this messed up or what?
"Haven't you ever read Yaoi? It works like this:
1.Crashing/bruising kisses
2.traveling kisses down neck
3.sliding hands up shirt to nipples
4.kissing/nibbling nipples
5.Uke Gasp/ clothes come off
6.oral sex/hand job/
7.reach for bottle of lotion/lube
8.first finger/lube
9.moan
10.second finger
11.catch breath/kisses
12.scissoring
13.sweet spot/arching of back
14.third finger
15.whimper as they are removed
16.Entrance, and wait.
17.When Uke say it's okay, Move
18. Moan when sweet spot is hit once more.
We are on step 18, and you groaned!" I am laying here with my eyes wide and my mouth open. I remember calling him an 'anal tight ass’, didn’t I?
"Um, Seto. I eh, I don't think I can do that," I said.
"Why not?" he says.
"Well, because you didn't give me the Fucking list before hand!!!!"
"Just moan, dammit!" this is getting real fucked up.
"Fine. Ohhhh! Are you happy now?"
Okay, there is that smile. I feel like I just got a cookie. Maybe we could just move on to the next step but I don't know what it is.
Seto starts to move again, and he pulls out to just about the end of himself. Little Kats likes the way it feels when he gets pressed between our stomachs and I just forget about the stupid list. It feels good, and I could just come right now.
Seto gradually picks up his pace and at the same time he starts to kiss me again.
Woah, this is getting better. I feel something warm starting to swirl around in my gut and it's getting hotter. My fingers and toes are tingling and this is just great. I am really going to love this, and then He shifts again and That sparkling thing just kinda shoots through Little Kats and The stuff in my gut kinda overflows and the electricity in my fingers is kinda going wild and then, just when I am about to go nuts, Kaiba grabs Little Kats and starts whacking him off and that is it. I am shooting through the clouds and skyrockets are going off in my head and Little Kats is having Convulsions and guess what?
Kaiba is doing the same. Right there in my ASS. Kaiba is coming in Jounuchi's Ass. That is just blowing me away.
Kaiba grunts one more time, before dropping his weight right on top of me. I guess I don't mind. It's not like the guy is a fatass or anything. Far from it, his skinny little ass would never be too much for me. I lay there waiting as the last of my load sputters out between us and Kaiba rolls off. I don't know what I am expecting. I just wait.
"God, Jou. That was amazing. You are something else, really."
Okay, so now my story is where we started.
I'm laying here, while Kaiba is cuddled up to me, snoring. It's not a bad snore, just something I don't think he would fake. And I'm thinking.
What the Fuck?!
Okay, it felt good, but how much of that was real and how much of it was just following the script.
Especially that your something else crap. If he does it the same way every time, what else am I?
Nope, I think it's time for Seto to find out what something else is.
The next time, I'm going to have my own script. Just you wait.
Oh, yeah. I want a next time. Script or not, that was some hot sex. And I plan on putting Kaiba through his paces, but we are going to do it my way at least once. Then he can decide if his script is the best way or not.
And I still haven't found out what his Little Kats is called.


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