The Monopoly Game

DISCLAIMER: Enjoy it’s the disclaimer, I don’t own Yu Gi Oh! or any of the characters.
Infact I don’t own Snapple drinks either. Please don’t sue.

This story is NC-17!!
There’s tones of SWEARS, and some sexual references.

Finally I added more YAOI ( MALE x MALE) sex (Kaiba x Joey)

Please don’t read if you don’t like this type of stuff.
And if it offends you. Then I am very very very sorry. Other then that enjoy!!
PLEASE REVIEW!

Chapter 4: The Love and Loathe Boat

::the moon rises over the top of the ship and shines light on the boat::
::everyone was on the deck of the ship Joey and Yugi were playing ‘Duonstonsters’, while
Grandpa, Tristan, Tea, Mai and Bakura were watching, Pegasus was looking over the side
of the ship at the sea, Mokuba was sitting on the bow of the ship fishing, Kaiba was leaned
against the crows nest base watching him, Otogi had hold of the steer and was explaining
direction to a sea sick Bonez, and Bandit crow was crawling down the ladder from the
crows nest::
::Bandit Keith gets down of the ladder and pulls out something::
::he holds it out next to Kaiba and blows a fog horn next to Kaiba’s head::
Kaiba: AHHHH!!!!
Bandit Keith: Its super sexy 9 o’clock and all is well!!
Kaiba: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!
Bandit Keith: You need someone to tell the time, how else will you know?
Kaiba: My god damn ears hurt, do you want----
::Bandit Keith blows the fog horn again next to Kaiba’s head::
Bandit Keith: It is no super sexy 9:01 pm!!
Kaiba: YOU BASTARD! GIVE ME THAT DAMN BLOW HORN!!
Bandit Keith: NO! Its my super sexy time telling blow horn!!
Kaiba: Give me the damn thing!!!!
Bandit Keith: HELP ME, Bonez!!!
::Bandit Keith tosses the blow horn over to Bonez::
::Bonez had his head face down in a pail, getting sick::
::Bandit Keith and Kaiba runs over towards the blow horn::
Kaiba: Just give me the god damn thing
Bandit Keith: Hell no!!
::the ship turns towards the left and the can rolls over next to Mokuba::
Kaiba: MOKUBA!! THROW ME THE FOG HORN!!!
Mokuba: Huh?
::he looks at the blow horn and gets up and gets it::
Mokuba: This thing?
::Kaiba reaches his hand out to get the blow horn can from Mokuba::
::Bandit Keith knocks Mokuba out of the way of Kaiba and off the bow of the ship::
Mokuba: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: MOKUBA!!!
Bandit Keith: BLOW HORN CAN!!!!!!
::Mokuba hits thter ter and reaches his hand up for help::
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!
Kaiba: MOKUBA!! MOKUBA!! HOLD ON!!!
::Kaiba goes to jump in the sea but gets pulled back by Joey::
Kaiba: Let go of me!! I need to save my brother
Joey: That’s suicide if we jump in after him! The waters pitch black and….
Yugi: We have to look for him a different way
::Grandpa runs over to the rail of ship and looks over::
Grandpa: Mokuba, Mokuba!! Look for my snapple book while you’re in there!
::the fog horn gets blown in the distance::
::faintly:: Mokuba: Big Brother
::Kaiba grabs Pegasus by the shirt collar::
Kaiba: Is there a spot light on this boat?
Pegasus: There could be, that depends on what you’re willing to do for it
Mai: I’m willing to have sex with you for it!
Joey: You were willing before you met him
Mai: I’m always ready for a good proposition
Bakura: So aren’t I….except if its from the aliens…
Yugi: I’ll go below deck to see if theres a boat::
Pegasus: No need to, theres one over the side of the ship
Joey: Why are you being so helpful?
Pegasus: I need both my trophies to come back with me as trophies, not damage goods
::Kaiba runs over to the side of the side and jumps in the side boat::
::he unties the rope holding the boat to the side of the ship and it s dos down into the
water::
Yugi: I’ll shine the spotlight on the lake and see if I can spot Mokuba
::Yugi drags the spotlight over to end of the ship and shines it around::
::Kaiba rows the oars out into the sea and looks around for Mokuba::
Kaiba: MOKUBA!!!
Mokuba: OVER HERE, BIG BROTHER!
::the light shines around on the sea::
Yugi: I can’t find him
Joey: He just can’t be missing
Bandit Keith: HEY KID!! BLOW THE SUPER SEXY BLOW HORN!!!
::Mokuba pushes on the blow horn and holds it down::
Bandit Keith: Ah, the sweet sexy sound of a super sexy blow horn
::Yugi aims the light towards the sound of the horn::
Yugi: I found him!!!
::Kaiba rows the boat towards him::
Mokuba: Its so cold, big brother
Kaiba: Its ok, Mokuba
::Kaiba reaches into the water and pulls Mokuba out with the horn and into the boat::
Kaiba: I told you I wouldn’t let anything happen to you, and I promise not to let this
stupid mistake ever happen again
Mokuba: I was so scared that I was going to die and never see you again
Kaiba: Don’t say such bad things
::Kaiba starts rowing the boat back to the ship and looks down at the blow horn::
::he picks it up and throws it into the sea::
Kaiba: Fucken god damn blow horns!
::Mokuba starts crying::
Mokuba: I love you, Seto, and I’m so happy that you are my big brother
::the row boat docks next to Pegasus’s big ship and Joey tosses a rope ladder of the side::
::Kaiba and Mokuba crawl up the ladder and step on the deck::
Mai: KAIBA!!!!
Yugi: Kaiba, I so happy you’re ok
Joey: You did save him…Kaiba…
Bakura: Oh my god! The little kids a sea monster! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Kaiba: ....I’m going to ignore that.
::Pegasus walks over to Mokuba and examines him::
Pegasus: Hmmm…hmmm….hmmmm….Good, you’re still in exceptable condition
Kaiba: What the hell is that suppose to mean
Pegasus: I didn’t say it…Tea did
::Tea stands up from the stairs of the captains room, holding a ice pack on her head::
Tea: Don’t you go blaming this on me, just like Bakura does
Bakura: Well techiniqully it is your fault
Tea: WHAT!?
Bakura: Oh look a big piece of cheese in the sky!
Mai: That’s the moon, you idiot
Bandit Keith: Did you save my blow horn too?
Kaiba: I threw it the hell away
Bandit Keith: Aw…. well, happily super sexy bandit Keith has a stock of 8 more!
Kaiba: WHAT!!!!
Tristan: Don’t fight again, this time you might throw grandpa off
Yugi: Speaking of grandpa, where is he?
::Grandpa was standing on the edge of the ship walking on the plank::
Joey: AH! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING THERE!!!
Yugi: GRANDPA!!!
Grandpa: Don’t try to stop me!
::Yugi runs out on the plank and drags Grandpa back by the hand::
Grandpa: Let go! My snapple was the only thing that ever loved me and you threw it away
Yugi: I love you, grandpa
Grandpa: Liar!!
Joey: I love you, kinda like a grandpa...but more likely I think its out of pity
Bakura: Can I try the plank?
Mai: Go ahead and knock yourself out
Yugi: No Bakura don’t!!! The plank is off limits!!
::Joey holds out a blanket and puts it around Mokuba’s shoulders::
Joey: There ya go kid, now you should get warm
Mokuba: Thank you
Otogi: AHOY! EVERYONE!!! LAND HO!!!
::Otogi was standing in the crows nest with a telescope::
Pegasus: Land ho?
Bakura: If only if there was land around
Mai: Can’t I push him?
Yugi: No.
::Otogi climbs the the ladder and hands Yugi the telescope::
Yugi: When did you get up in the crows nest?
Otogi: During Kaiba-kapade…..but that really doesn’t matter right now, does it?
Otogi: Theres our destination, headed due north
::Yugi puts the telescope up to his eye and looks North, there was a island in the distance::
Y Are Are you sure that’s fish island?
Otogi: Positive
Pegasus: Its so close to my castle though, how come I never noticed it before?
Otogi: Because its small and desolate, now ignore the rest
Yugi: How long should it take to get there?
Otogi: About 7 or 8 hours worth of sea driven ride
Otogi: Its best suggested that we go to sleep
Tristan: Yo that sounds like a good idea
Pegasus: I need at least 9 hours of sleep for a perfect rest
Joey: Just give me a bottle of beer and I should pass out soon enough for a nap
Grandpa: Yugi….
Yugi: How many bedrooms are located on this ship, Pegasus?gasugasus: Theres 7 rooms that actually have beds
Bakura: But theres 13 of us, we’re gonna have to kill each other to fit in the beds!!
Mai: If we pair off in twos then their will be enough beds for everyone
Yugi: That’s a good idea Mai
Mai: I choose to sleep in Pegasus’s bed!
Bandit Keith: No, no, no! We can’t have super sexy people sleeping with the s sex sexy
people they super sexy like, that will lead to super sexy sex and when the morning comes
nobody will have the super sexy strength to help super sexy bandit Keith dig up his super
sexy treasure!
Mai: Naturally there had to be a super sexy reason for him not wanting sex on the ship
Bonez: Then what do you suggest we do, boss?
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith will pick the groups
Kaiba: I demand to have my brother stay in my room
Yugi: Don’t worry Grandpa,be ybe you’ll end up with me
Bandit Keith: Or maybe not…..
Bandit Keith: Ok, super sexy bandit Keith picked the groups, Bed buddies will be-
Kaiba and Mokuba
Mai and Grandpa
Tea and Bakura
Yugi and Bandit Keith
Otogi and Tristan
Joey and Bonez
Pegasus can have his own room
Mai: GRANDPA!!??
Grandpa: She might try to steal my snapple
Mai: Don’t flatter yourself, I wouldn’t drink a snapple if it was the last thing in the world
Grandpa: Grrr........
Tea: How could you put me with Bakura!?
Kaiba: I’m fine with the way the list is
Pegasus: Oh goodie goods, I get my own bed!
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith has casted his vote, so lets go to bed
::Bandit Keith walks into the captains quarters and shuts the door::
Bonez: I guess its off to bed then?
Joey: Not until I’ve found some beer
::each group heads off to a different part of the ship into a room::
::Mai and Grandpa walk into their room whichy hay had one bed::
Mai: I get the bed, you take the floor
Grandpa: Yugi?
Mai: I don’t plan to share
::Mai fluffs up the pillows and flops on the bed::
Mai: Ah~~~~~! It’s so comfortable
::she looks up and sees grandpa putting things on the wall of the room::
::they were pictures of snapple bottle cards::
Mai: WHAT!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!??
Grandpa: Nothing....
Mai: What are you insane!?
Grandpa: No...
Mai: This is nonsense, I’m fighting with a elderly man who can only think about a stupid
juice drink!
::Mai starts ripping the pictures down off of the wall::
Grandpa: But its made from the best stuff on earth!
::Grandpa grabs the pictures away from Mai and cuddles them::
Grandpa: I can’t sleep if their not on my wall!
Mai: You’ll just have to suffer then!
Grandpa: Stay back or I’ll bite your arm off!!!!
::Joey looks around for some beer on deck and hears Grandpa screaming::
::Joey opens the door to Grandpa and Mai’s room::
::Grandpa looks over at Joey and lets go of the pictures::
Mai: GIVE THEM TO ME NOW!!!!
Grandpa: JOEY!
::Grandpa runs over Joey and hugs him::
Joey: What the hell is going on in here?
::the snapple cards float down in the room from being thrown up::
::Joey reaches out his hand catching one, he stares at Mai::
Joey: You are one sick bitch, what type of fascination do you have!?
Mai: What are you talking about!! They belong to Grandpa, not me!!
Joey: I can’t believe your trying to make Grandpa look at snapple bottle pictures! It’s hard
enough he lost his coloring book, but now your just rubbing it in to make him sad!
Grandpa: Um.... that’s right. She’s so mean!
Mai: Why would I look at snapple bottles!?
Joey: Now that I think about it….
Joey: What were you doing in that cell with Mokuba back in Pegasus’s castle?
Mai: Why the hell are you bring that up now!?
Joey: Come on what were you doing
Mai: Kimo pu----
Joey: YOU WANTED TO STEAL GRANDPA’S SNAPPLE
Mai: I DID NOT!!!!!!!
Grandpa: Huh?
Joey: I feel bad for grandpa having to stay with such a evil bitch like you
Mai: You are completely I-N-S-A-N-E!! INSANE!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! INSANE!!
Joey: Right….Look, I gotta go, theres beer for me to find, but grandpa, remember that if
Mai puts up anymore of her pictures, you call for me, ok?
Grandpa: Ok
Joey: Right…
::Joey walks out of the room arandrandpa puts up another picture of a bottle::
Mai: Augh….I give up!
::Mai crawls in the bed and goes to sleep, while Grandpa lays on the floor, looking at the
wall::
Grandpa: Yugi…..
::Yugi opens the captain’s cabin door and goes in, bandit Keith was asleep on the bed::
Yugi: Where do I sleep if theres only one bed?
::he pokes bandit Keith in the shoulder to wake him up::
Yugi: Hey….hey….wake up! Come on, wake up!
Bandit Keith: Zzzz…zzzzz……zzzzzzzz……..
Yugi: Come on, get up….>_<
Bandit Keith: Zzzz…zzzzz……zzzzzzzz……….
Yugi: I didn’t want to have to say this but….Super sexy bandit Keith isn’t super sexy
::Bandit Keith wakes up from his sleep and glares down at Yugi::
Bandit Keith: Did you just dis super sexy bandit Keith?
Yugi: Um…yes, but no, I didn’t mean it…I just wanted to wake you up
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith is unpleased
Yugi: I just need to know if I could have a cover to sleep on the floor
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith says no
Yugi: But all I want is a cover
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith will not give you a super sexy cover until you show
super sexy bandit Keith a blue print plan of why you want a super sexy cover
Yugi: A blue print plan!?
Yugi: All I want to do is go to sleep with it!
Bandit Keith: But how can super sexy bandit Keith be sure that you don’t have any bad
intent for the cover? How does super sexy bandit Keith know that when that cover wakes
up it isn’t gonna be cover in piss or any other bodily fluid? Super sexy bandit Keith
doesn’t know, neither does the super sexy cover, but with a easy blue print of your
sleeping habits along with replica model of you and your ‘could be’ blanket, then this
gives super sexy bandit Keith a better idea of how well protected the blanket will be, after
all this is shown, super sexy bandit Keith will listen to your plea for a super sexy cover and
if satisfied then he’ll give you the blanket.
Yugi: But that sounds ridiculous just to sleep with a cover
Bandit Keith: If you had a super sexy cover wouldn’t you want to look out for its best
interest?
Yugi: But it’s a inanimate object
Bandit Keith: Your super sexy cards are inanimate, and don’t you have feelings for them?
Yugi: I suppose I do…
Bandit Keith: Then you understand why I’m doing this…now here…
::Bandit Keith hands Yugi a piece of paper, pen, glue, cardboard box and scissors::
Bandit Keith: Go build your super sexy replica then report back to me
::Bandit Keith gets out of bed and pushes Yugi out on the ships deck::
Yugi: But----
Bandit Keith: Remember do a good job for the blanket!!
::he shuts the door and returns to bed::
Yugi: Wow….hes even more messed up then Bakura….
::Bakura sits down on a chair in his cabin with Tea::
Tea: This is nice that this cabin has a bunk bed
Bakura: I get the top!!
Tea: Either ways fine for me
::Bakura shuts off the light and crawls into the top bunk::
::Tea shuts her eyes and starts to go to sleep::
Bakura: CHEESE….CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!
Tea: Aren’t you going to sleep?
Bakura: But I am asleep, I’m just sleep talking
Tea: No you’re not
Bakura: Yes…I am….CHEESE WIZ……
::Tea closes her eyes and tries to ignore the talking::
Bakura: Its all Tea’s fault….Cheese and crackers….
Bakura: Cheese and crackers….cheese and crackers…cheese and crackers…
::he stops talking for a little bit, and then starts singing::
Bakura: MY BOLONGE HAS A FIRST NAME ITS B-A-K-U-RA, MY BOLONGE
HAS A SECOND NAME ITS B-A-K-U-RA! MY BOLONGE HAS A THIRD NAME
ITS B-A-K-U-RA! MY BOL-----
Tea: I can’t take this anymore…
::Tea gets out of bed and walks out the cabin::
::Bakura crawls off the top bunk and looks out the door at her::
Bakura: Where ya going?
Tea: Away…far…far…away
::she walks around, and then finally finds Otogi and Tristan’s cabin::
::Tristan flexes his muscles in a mirror::
Tristan: Whos got the best muscles!?
:;the cabin door s ans and Tristan hides the mirror::
Tristan: Yo, ever hear of knocking?
::Tea comes in the door and shuts it::
Tea: Um….
Tristan: Ah Tea, its you, what do you want?
Tea: I can’t share a room with Bakura, he talks about cheese in his sleep
Tristan: Hes asleep already?
Tea: No I don’t think he is
Tea: Anyhow, Tristan, I wanted to ask a favor of you
Tristan: Like what?
Tea: Can I sleep in your bed?
Tristan: Like sharing a bed! Ah....Te---
Tea: No, I meant you share a room with Bakura and I share with Otogi
Otogi: Zzzz….zzzzz……zzzzz……zzzzz…..
::Tristan looks down at Otogi sleeping on the bed, and then back up at Tea::
Tristan: Um…yo…sure I guess..Anything for you Tea
Tea: Thanks
::Tristan walks out of the cabin and into Bakura’s cabin::
Bakura: Huh? Where Tea?
Tristan: She wanted to trade rooms
::Tristan crawls into the bed::
::the cabin door opens and Tea comes back in::
Tristan: Yo your back
Tea: Otogi snores… I’d rather sleep in here
::she motions for Tristan to get up::
::he gets out of the bed and she gets in the bed and rolls over::
Tea: Good Night…
Tristan: Night yo
Bakura: Can you shut the lights out when you leave?
Tristan: Huh?
Bakura: Come on, I wanna go to sleep and dream of my crackers
::Tea crawls into her bed again::
::about two rooms over was Pegasus’s room, he had a sleep silk mask on::
::Pegasus was sleeping in a king size bed with a canopy::
Pegasus: Zzz….zzzz….n..o….come…..b..ack..zzzzzzz
Pegasus: Pl..ease…help…zzzzzzzzz…..AH!!
::Pegasus wakes up with sweat dripping off of his face, he pulls up his sleep mask::
Pegasus: It……it was a nightmare…
::he grabs ahold of one of his stuff animals and hugs it, it was a raccoon named
Kaiba-boy::
Pegasus: Oh kaiba-boy…
::he stares down at the stuff animal and looks it right in the face::
Pegasus: I had a horrible dream, I dreampt I was on a ship with Yugi and his little friends
and Kaiba wherehere too with Mokuba but the scariest part of all was Kaiba didn’t want
me!!!
Pegasus: I’m just happy it was only a dream and I’m here…safe with you, Kaiba-boy
::the door opens quickly and Joey looks in, he glances his head around::
Joey: Ah, nope, no beer in here….
::he shuts the door and walks away::
::Pegasus drops the stuffed raccoon on the bed and stares at the door::
Pegasus: Oh god, It wasn’t a dream!! NO NO NO!!!!!!!!
::he flops his head against the pilliow::
Pegasus: THS NOS NO FAIR!! WAAAAHHHHHH!!!
::he hugs another stuff animal and sucks his thumb::
Pegasus: I want to go back to castle…now…
::Down the hall was Kaiba and Mokuba’s cabin::
::Kaiba had Mokuba sitting next to him on the bed::
::he had a story book out and was reading it to Mokuba::
::reading:: Kaiba: …and without further delay Papa bear closed the door infront of
Goldilock. She screamed and screamed for help, but all three bears ate her... well not all of
her, they saved some scraps and tossed them out to the animals in the forest, and from that
day forth the family of bears never had to worry about a little girl breaking into their house
again.….The end!
Mokuba: That was a great story big brother
Kaiba: Yes…its always been one of my favorites…
Mokuba: But I like the way Pegasus reads it better
Kaiba: What do mean, you like his reading better!?
Mokuba: Don’t worry, big brother, your good…
Kaiba: But not great, right?
Mokuba: I didn’t mea lik like that, please don’t be mad at me
Kaiba: I’m not mad..I love you, Mokuba, I could never be mad at you
::Kaiba smiles at him then gets out of bed and tucks Mokuba in::
Mokuba: Where are you going?
Kaiba: I just want to go for a walk, but I promise to be back
::he shuts the light off and walks out on the deck::
::Kaiba walks over to the railing and looks over::
Kaiba: Pegasus is better then me? Like fucken hell he is, who the fuck does he think he is
rea sto stories to my little brother. Hes a fucken bastard, damn him…
::Kaiba hears a rustling noise coming from behind him::
::he looks behind, then down which lead to a open stairway leading into storage type
room::
::Kaiba walks down the stairs and looks around::
::a chugging noise is heard from a corner of the storage room, Kaiba walks towards the
noise::
::Joey was slumped in the corner hulling down all the whine, beer and other alcoholic
drinks he could find::
Joey: Eh? Kaiba..what’er hell ah’re ya doing here ah?
Kaiba: Joey….you’re drunk
Joey: So what?
Kaiba: You look more sexier when your drunk, your more vulenable…
Joey: That’s just ah great for ya ta say
Kaiba: That’s because I am great
::Kaiba grabs one of Joey’s hands and pulls him off of the floor::
Joey: What ‘the hell ya doing?
Kaiba: I’m showing you why I’m so fucken great!!
::he twist Joey’s arm behind his back and then grabs the other hand and pulls that behind
t
::
::Kaiba pulls off Joey’s jacket and ties his hands together with it::
Joey: You’re hurting me, Kaiba
Kaiba: This is only the beginning! (author’s note- Not actually, we’re reaching the end
soon)
::he flips Joey over and pulls out his dick::
Kaiba: Damn it, you’re limp! Get up!!
Joey: STOP IT KAIBA!!!
::Kaiba smacks Joey in the face and then starts rubbing Joey’s dick::
Joey: I won’t give in this time….I promise I won’t!
Kaiba: Oh yes you will, and you’ll enjoy every last fucken minute of it!
::Kaiba takes the beer bottle and pours it on Joey’s dick as lubricant::
Joey: My beer…..
Kaiba: Its really getting up now
::Kaiba pulls down his pants and holds his penis towards Joey’s mouth
Kaiba: I wanna suck you while you suck me
Joey: Man, I’m getting so turned on with you big dick shoved in my face
::Kaiba pushes his dick into Joey’s mouths and then takes Joey’s dick in his mouth::
::the two suck on each other, Kaiba takes his finger and rubs them over Joey’s balls::
::he takes his mouth off Joey’s penis and kissing the shaft, lightly::
::Joey moves his hands around and gets them free from the slipknot::
::he moves his hands to Kaiba’s ass and rubs his finger around the ring of the anus::
Kaiba: Joey, oh Joey….
::he pushes one finger into the hole and then moves in and out quickly::
::Kaiba takes his tongue and slides it into Joey’s piss slit::
Joey: FUCK IT KAIBA!! I think I’m gonna come!!
Kaiba: ON ON THEN!! I’m hot and horny and want your juices in my mouth
Joey: UG---Ahhh~~~~~!
::Joey ejaculates into Kaiba’s mouth::
::Kaiba wipes the stuff from his mouth and rubs it on Joey’s ass::
Kaiba: Get on your knees now!
::Joey obeys the command and bends over for Kaiba::
::Kaiba rams his hard, erect penis into Joey’s tight ass::
Joey: Oh yeah., come on Kaiba, you’re hard…you’re so fucken hard
::Kaiba starts moving in and out of Joey’s ass, rhymically moving his body at the same
pace::
Kaiba: WHO’S THE FUCKEN GREATEST!!??
Joey: You are Kaiba!
Kaiba: SAY IT LOUDER!!
Joey: YOU’RE THE FUCKEN GREATEST, KAIBA!!!
Kaiba: AND WHO’S MY FUCKEN WHORE!!!???
Joey: I AM, SO FUCK ME HARDER!!!
::Kaiba increases his speed and shoves his dick in harder and move faster::
::Joey’s body began to shake, and Kaiba started to drip sweat::
Joey: OH KAIBA!! KAIBA!! OOOOOHHHHHHH~~~~!!!!!
Kaiba:OH YEAH!! YEAH JOEY!! I AM THE FUCKEN GREATEST!!!
::Kaiba ejaculates in Joey’s ass, and Joey ejaculates on the floor::
::Kaiba pulls his dick out of Joey::
Joey: That was great…
Kaiba: I know, it was with me
::Kaiba pulls up his pants and pulls on his shirt::
Kaiba: I’ll be back later for more….until next time…
::Kaiba walks he she stairs and looks out over the railing at the sea::
Kaiba: I AM BETTER THEN PEGASUS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
::Yugi looks up from drawling::
Yugi: What was that? Is bodybody else awake?
::he gets up and looks around, he sees Bonez leaning over the side of the boat::
::Yugi walks over to Bonez, and looks over the side of the railing::
Yugi: Your sea sick, I could spot it a mile away, with the puffy eyes, pale skin, runny
tears, and a big droppy red nose, Your like a ugly clown
Bonez: Of course I’m sea sick…Bandit Keith even knew I suffered from seasickness but
still brought me with him…
Yugi: I think hes crazy
Bonez: In a super sexy way
Yugi: Hes the reason I’m out here, hes making me do a blue print
Bonez: Its to get a blanket, isn’t it?
Yugi: Yeah…. Tell me do you like it?
::Yugi holds out a picture to Bonez::
Bonez: Yeah, its really good! The boss is so dumb he’ll probab----
::Bonez looks over the side and starts vomiting again::
Yugi: Um…well, I’ll go show this to Bandit Keith, I hope you feel better
Bonez: Ugh….
::Yugi walks down the top of the deck and goes into the captain quarters::
::Bandit Keith was sitting up on the bed::
Yugive yve you been waiting for me?
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith says not to flatter yourself, hes been waiting for
coffee!
Yugi: Oh ok then, um…I made the blue print for the cover
Bandit Keith: Then show them to super sexy bandit Keith
::Yugi holds up a picture::
Yugi: I worked really hard on trying to draw it…

(Somehow I can't get the picture to load, so I'll describe it. It has a stick figure Yugi next to a cover and in italics it says 'Why Yugi should have a cover - For the cover theres nothing worse than waking up cold, wet and alone. Except waking up cold, wet and having Bandit Keith sleeping on top of you.')


Bandit Keith: BWAHAHAHAHA!! Its super sexy!!
Yugi: So can I have a cover?
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith says sure
::Bandit Keith tosses Yugi a cover::
::he gets up off the bed and opens the door::
Bandit Keith: And because super sexy bandit Keit suc such a nice guy….
Bandit Keith: He’ll give you the bed, because super sexy bandit Keith can trust you
::he shuts the door and climbs up the crows nest::
Yugi: Finally, I can go to sleep!!
::Yugi lays down on the bed and cuddles up in the covers::
::Bandit Keith stares at the sun rising and drinks his coffee::
::he takes out a blow horn and holds down on the press button::
Blow Horn: BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRR------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bandit Keith: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! ITS TIME TO GET UP!!!!
::Yugi blinks his eyes and pretends he didn’t hear anything::
::Bandit Keith honks the blow horn again::
Bandit Keith: EVERYONE! HURRY UP AND COME OUT TO THE MAIN DECK!!!
Yugi: Oooh…~_~
::Yugi gets out of the bed and walks out to the deck, Joey comes up the stairs, Mai comes
out of her room, while grandpa tries to go into Joey’s room, where Mokuba was coming
out from, Tea, Bakura, and Tristan come out of their cabin, Otogi was already out on
deck looking at the island, and Kaiba and Bonez were also on deck, Pegasus ignores the
blow horn and keeps sleeping::
Yugi: Why is the sun coming up so early?
Tristan: Yo it might be like Hyrule
Joey: Where?
Bandit Keith: Hey people! All eyes on me, super sexy bandit Keith.
Bandit Keith: We will be docking at this fish island soon, that is all
Yugi: Can we go back to sleep now?
Bandit Keith: Sure
Tea: WAIT!! WHAT IS THAT ON THE ISLAND!!??
::Tea points to a giant stone statue of a fish with fish bones around it::
Yugi: That doesn’t look good, maybe we should head back
Otogi: Its a little too late for that, we’re about to dock
Bandit Keith: Bonez! DROP THE ANCHOR!!!
Bonez: I can’t…I’ll get sick if I move
Bandit Keith: Damn…ok….well then….KAIBA! DROP THE ANCHOR!!
Kaiba: GO TO HELL!
Bandit Keith: Hmmm…ok again…BAKURA! DROP THE ANCHOR!!
Bakura: OK!
::Bakura walks over to the lever that held the anchor::
::he pulls the lever and the anchor drops out of the bottom of the ship::
::it hits the bottom of the sea and the ship keeps moving towards the island::
Bakura: Tea did it!!
::the crashes into the island and knocks everyone over on the board, the ship stops::
Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!!
Mokuba: That was a big ouchie….
Otogi: We’re finally here, we finally made it to fish island…
::Everyone gets off the boat and steps onto the island::
Joey: Wow man…this is totally fucked up, who would want to make a island to fish
Bakura: The same people who would want to make a shrine to cheese
::Bandit Keith holds out the map and stares at it::
Bandit Keith: Oooo….This is super sexy bad!
Kaiba: What is?
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith doesn’t know which way to go
Kaiba: What the fuck do you mean by that!?
::Bandit Keith hands Kaiba the map::
Bandit Keith: It only has a X, but theres no lines or arrows to show how to get there
Kaiba: Why didn’t you notice this before!!
Yugi: I don’t think he looked that close to the map
Otogi: Theres never been lines on that map, that’s why I never went to look for the
treasure
Joey: That’s nice to mention now!
Mai: But there is treasure on this island, right!
Otogi: From what the map says there has to be
Otogi: Maybe if we slip up into teams of two and then headed to look for the treasure
Yugi: Theres only one map
Otogi: That maybe true but we can always draw a outline and each group head off for it
Yugi: I guess thats what we have to do, its the only plan we have
Bakura: We also have the plan of sacrificing cheese to map so it will bring us to the aliens!
Yugi: We’ll stick with the searching in groups of twos.
Yugi: But first, I’m going to get some sleep and eat some food before we all split up!
::Yugi walks back onto the ship and goes to sleep in bed bed, everyone else goes to eat::

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more feedback. 20 or more feedback please and I’ll put up the next chapter. ^_^;; Okie dokie. Thank you all for your support. Alas, please no flame. - Miss. Natsumi Ai