The Monopoly Game

DISCLAIMER: Yes, Yes, I’m back.. Heres the disclaimer, I don’t own Yu Gi Oh! or any of the characters. Infact I wrote about the Snapple drinks in this chapter, so I’m gonna say I don’t own them either. Please don’t sue me. That wouldn’t be very nice, and it would just make me even poorer!! WAAAHHHH!!! ANYHOW!!
This story is NC-17!!
There’s tones of SWEARS, and some sexual references.
If your looking for YAOI ( MALE x MALE) sex, then thats back in chapter 2.
Please don’t read if you don’t like this type of stuff.
And if it offends you. Then I am very very very sorry. Other then that enjoy!!
PLEASE REVIEW! I would like to know if I should do another part to the story.

Another disclaimer: Oh yeah. Thought I would inform you about Grandpa! He is soooo
out of character. Please don’t be mad. We’ve made it that he's obessed with Snapple! We like Grandpa, hes great!! Also, I don’t hate Tea, even though there’s a lot of Tea bashing. I do like her a lot. Gomen for all the Tea fans angry at me. That’s it so enjoy!

Chapter 3: Mission- Escape Pegasus’s Castle



::Kimo drives the limo up Pegasus’s d way way::
::they were all having a karaoke sings along in the limo while waiting for it to park::
::singing:: Everyone: HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS TONITE!! I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY! I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN, I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER! YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY!!!!
::Kimo pulls up to the castle and stops the limo::
::he pops a Enrique Ingelias Cd out of the cd player and shuts the limo off::
Kimo: We are here
Mai: Finally, that car ride was hell
Bandit Keith: Wow…super sexy bandit Keith says he can’t believe that he and super sexy Bonez made it to super sexy Pegasus’s castle, so they can have a super sexy robbery…
Bandit Keith: Remember super sexy Bonez….
Bonez: Remember what?
Bandit Keith: I don’t remember what super sexy bandit Keith was gonna say
::everyone gets out of the limo and stand around the entrance of the castle::
Yugi: Grandpa is somewhere in there and I know that I can save him some way
Kaiba: Who gives a shit about your grandpa, my little brother is trapped in there
Joey: If I can defeat Pegasus with my card deck now then that means that me and Tea won’t get possessed because of Malik and then we won’t get the whole Yugi says ‘I love you, Jounouchi’scene----
::Joey stops his speech and looks around at everyone staring at him::
Joey: Never rmind I even said that……
Kaiba: What the hell are you talking about?
Mai: Sometimes he sounds twice as nuts as Bakura
::Mai looks over at Bakura who was standing above the sewer drain lid::
Bakura: Look it’s a big swimming pool under this caution lid!
Mai: That’s just disgusting
Yugi: Tell me more about the ‘I love you, Jounouchi’ scene, please Joey?
Joey: Ah sure… You see---
::the castle doors opens and Pegasus comes out holding a wine glass::
Pegasus: 1….2…3…4….5…6….7…8……8!!!
Pegasus: 8 Juicy men and 2 vulumptous women have arrived at my castle
Kimo: But there are 9 cutie pie men
Pegasus: Did cou count yourself, Kimo?
Kimo: Yes, Handsome fairy man Pegasus, I did
Pegasus: Well that’s why your counts off. You are not a guest…you are a big dumb servant
Kimo: Thank you Mr. Pegasus
Kaiba: Cut the shit Pegasus and tell me where Grandpa is!!
Yugi: Um…I’m looking for Grandpa and your looking for Mokuba
Kaiba: That’s what I said ‘Tell me where Mokuba is’
Yugi: No, I’m pretty sure you said ‘Grandpa’
Joey: I heard that too
Kaiba: WHAT THE FUCK!! Never mind what I said!!
Kaiba: Pegasus, I want Mokuba back!!!
Joey: Are you sure its not Grandpa you want back
Kaiba: Quiet you…
Pegasus: Now boys…I didn’t bring you here to fight with me
Pegasus: I brought you here as guest…so my home is your home, or as the Spanish say ‘Mi casa es tu casa’, so please come in…change your clothes…take a nap…
Kaiba: How about you go fuck yourself
Pegasus: It be my pleasure…
::Pegasus enters the doors and then stops and turns around::
Pegasus: Oh yes, dinner is tonight at 8:00pm prompt
::he enters the castle and disappears out of the field of view get it, it’s a pun ::
::a chibi-Joey pops up from the stairs with a head set attached to a radio::
Chibi-Joey: AH!!! Nobody seems to get the ‘Field of View’ pun. So I’ll take a minute to explain. Field of View did the theme song ‘A Cry of Thrist’, for the first Yu-Gi-Oh series. Not the duel monster episode, but the series before that, which had only 27 episodes. So do ya get the pun? If ya did then bravo for you, if ya didn’t then don’t worry not many other people got it either. ^-^
::chibi-Joey disappears into the stairs again::
::Yugi and Kaiba walk up the stairs into the castle::
Yugi: Hang on Grandpa…I’m finally coming to save you
::Joey and Mai follows them up the stairs and Bakura plays in the trees::
Bakura: Weeee!! This is fun…but not as fun as cheese…
Bakura: I wonder if they have cheese here?
::he jumps out of the tree and walks up the stairs::
::Tristan drags Tea up the stairs into the castle::
Tristan: This place is so big, its gotta have doctor or something
::Bonez and Bandit Keith stand at the bottom of the stairs::
Bonez: Are we going to go in?
Bandit Keith: Of course. This place is crawling with money
::Otogi steps up behind Bonez and grabs him by the shoulder::
Bonez: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Otogi: Hehe….So you got out of the Monopoly board alive…
Bonez: Ah, yeah, you got alive too…What a surprise
Otogi: Did you perhaps take my map?
Bonez: Um…well…yeah..I have it
Bandit Keith: What super sexy bandit Keith had a thief with him…I feel so betrayed
Bonez: What!!?? But bandit Keith I thought tha---
Bandit Keith: Thought what, that super sexy bandit Keith allowed stealing? No I am very much against it!! How could you do that Bonez!!
Bonez: But you said the first day we met that you wanted to steal all the treasure in the world
Bandit Keith: Hahahaha!!! I never said such a thing…Please excuse him, he’s just a kid
Otogi: Its alright…but I would like my map of Fish Island back
Bonez: Here ya go…I’m sorry that I took it
::Bonez hands Otogi the map back and Bandit Keith cracks Otogi hard in the head with a rock::
Otogi: OWW!!!
Bandit Keith: What the hell---! That should had knocked him out
Bonez: Oh my god! What are you doing!!!
Bandit Keith: Shut up and help me hit him!!
::Bandit Keith smacks Otogi again in the head with the rock::
Otogi: AHHHH!!!!
Bonez: I don’t wanna hit him!!
::Bandit Keith grabs Otogi by the neck and twists it::
::Otogi falls over on the ground::
Otogi: It hurts…it really really hurts…
Bandit Keith: Ok Bonez, help me throw him in the bushes
Bonez: But you could have just killed him
Bandit Keith: What do you mean, super sexy bandit Keith wasn’t the one who fought back in self defense when super sexy Otogi tried to take his map back from you. You did it.
Bonez: That didn’t happen!!
Bandit Keith: But that’s the way super sexy bandit Keith saw it happen, so if you don’t want to go to jail, then help super sexy bandit Keith clean up your mess and throw super sexy Otogi in the bushes, you got that super sexy Bonez?
Bonez: Yeah, I’ll help…..even if I go to jail I’ll still get screwed by big burly men
Bandit Keith: Now, that’s the positive way to think!
::Bonez and Bandit Keith pick up Otogi and dump him into Pegasus’s garden::
Otogi: But I’m not dead….
Bandit Keith: But you will be someday
::Bandit Keith extends his hand to Bonez::
Bonez: What?
Bandit Keith: The map. Lets see it
::Bonez hands bandit Keith the map and looks at it::
Bonez: Its some sort of a treasure map
Bandit Keith: Fish Island…..Super sexy Bonez…Do you know what this means?
Bonez: That Fish Island has treasure on it?
Bandit Keith: Yeah….But we’re at Pegasus’s castle and he has a boat
Bonez: Oh no…I don’t like the sea…I don’t want to take a boat
Bandit Keith: Of course you like boats and of course you like the sea
Bonez: No, I get sea sick
Bandit Keith: And that’s why we canal Pal Pegasus luxury cruise boat and bring it to the island
Bandit Keith: Now come on and help me steal it
Bonez: I hate you, I really really really hate you
Bandit Keith: And I love me, that what makes me super sexy bandit Keith
::the two go inside the castle and look at all the big pretty mansion like things::
Bonez: This place is big…really big
Bandit Keith: In a super sexy way
::Bakura was looking through all the cabinets in the kitchen::
Bakura: Where the hell do they hide the cheese!!!
::Tristan comes in the door and opens up the freezer::
Bakura: Whatcha doing?
Tristan: Getting ice
Bakura: Why?
Tristan: For Tea, she’s awake and her head hurts, yo
Bakura: Are we going do that fishing pole thing with the ice?
Tristan: I guess so…
::A chibi-Joey pops out of the freezer wearing a winter coat and carrying a fishing pole::
Chibi-Joey: I’m back again to explain the fishing pole reference!! When some one gets a head injury, or when they’re sick ya put a bag of ice on their head to make ‘em feel better. I’m sure ya all seen it done before. But in sometimes, if there is a person taking care of ya in mangas or animes then that person will sometimes attach a bag of ice to a fishing pole and use it to lower it or higher it on ya head. I don’t understand what this is totally done for but it looks pretty fun to try out!! So that’s what the fishing pole and ice reference was for. (And if anybody knows can correct me will this information ple please do. ^_^ Thank you)
::Chibi-Joey crawls into the fridge and eats some cheese wiz::
::Pegasus sits in his room watching all of them wander around on his tv monitors::
Pegasus: Come into my web said the spider to the fly…
Pegasus: And with great ease the fly did reply
::Yugi, Kaiba and Joey were downstairs into a dungeon type room::
Kaiba: Damn it!!!
Joey: Yep, every cell is empty
Yugi: He had to of hid them somewhere
Kaiba: MOKUBA!! MOKUBA!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
Kaiba: MOKUBA! PLEASE ANSWER ME!!!
Yugi: We mustn’t be looking in the right place
::Pegasus comes down the stairs and smiles at them::
Pegasus: On the contrary you are looking in the right place
Pegasus: But you’ll never find them, no matter how hard you try and look
Kaiba: You bastard! Tell me where my little brother is or I’ll fucken kill you!
Pegasus: Do you think name calling and threats can hurt me?
Kaiba: Damn it…
Pegasus: Now if you don’t mind, I must be going, dinner will be prepared in about 20 minutes
::Pegasus walks out of the room and shuts the cellar door::
Joey: Now he has one hot ass
Kaiba: Mine is better
Yugi: Don’t exclude me just because mine is small
::Mai walks around Pegasus castle looking at the walls and paintings::
Mai: How many painting and nude sculptors of men does he have?
Kimo: Around 406 hundred
Mai: What are doing here, following me?
Kimo: You are a pretty lady
Mai: Yes I know that
Kimo: What is your name?
Mai: Mai Valentine
Kimo: How come I do not have a last name?
Mai: Do you have parents?
Kimo: I work for Pegasus, he’s like my father, but 17 years younger then me
Mai: Well you must have a last name, if you don’t then just say your name is ‘Pegasus’
Kimo: Kimo Pegasus, yes pretty lady, I will take that name!
::Mai glances back up at the paints::
Kimo: Lets take a walk through Pegasus’s secret passages
Mai: Huh? Secret Passages?
Kimo: Yes, Pegasus tells me never to show anyone them
Kimo: But you are pretty lady, and back in old work place pretty ladies were honored, not as honored as cutie pie men, but they were pretty
Mai: I guess if I have 20 minutes to kill before dinner then we should go
Kimo: Good
::Kimo and Mai walk down the stairs towards the cellar::
::Tristan, Tea and Bakura were upstairs in medical type room::
::Tristan was wrapping gos around the top of Tea’s head::
Tea: Thank you
Tristan: Yo no problem, its all for you Tea
Tea: So I missed a whole game of Monopoly?
Bakura: I don’t know how you could
::Bakura was sitting in a chair wearing one of those patient nightgowns::
Tristan: Why are you wearing that?
Bakura: Its Tea’s fault
Tea: It is not!!
Bakura: Are we gonna put the ice on her head yet?
Tristan: Yo sure
::Bakura hooks the ice pack to the fishing rod::
Bakura: Here goes the cast off!!!
::Bakura pulls the pole back and tosses it::
::the ice pack falls off the rod and the hook catches on Tea’s face::
Tea: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Tristan: TEA!!!
Bakura: OH MY GOD!!!
Tristan: You didn’t take the hook off!!???!!??!
Bakura: Its Tea fault!!
Tea: It hurts, it hurts….it really really hurts!!
Bakura: Don’t worry I’ll fix it!
::Bakura turns the reel of the rod and pulls the line in::
Tea: Waaaahhhhhhh!!!!
::Tristan grabs ahold of the hook and pulls it straight out of her face::
Tristan: I got it!!
::Tea pushes her hand over top of the cut and glares at both of them::
Tea: OUT OF THE ROOM!! NOW!!!!!!
Tristan: But I love you!!
Bakura: And I love everyone!
::she throws the bandage kit at them::
::the two run out of the room::
::Mai and Kimo go down into the cellar with Yugi, Kaiba and Joey::
Kimo: Ah! Cutie Pie you here too?
Kaiba: I’m looking for my brother, damn it
Kimo: Good luck at finding him, Cutie pie
Yugi: Do you know where his brother or my grandpa is at?
Kimo: Yes I do, but Little one, I am not allowed to tell
::Kimo pushes a block on the wall and a passage open
::
::a voice is heard from the inside the passage::
Voice: Big Brother….big brother…please help me big brother
Kaiba: That’s Mokuba’s voice!!
Kimo: No its not
Voice: Big brother, Kaiba! Please! BIG BROTHER!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!
Voice: Their snapple depriving me!!! I WANT MY SNAPPLE!!!!!!
Joey: Holy shit, that one sounded like Serenity!!
Yugi: No, that was Grandpa!
Kimo: There are no voices…Now come on pretty lady
Mai: Um..Right…
::Mai and Kimo go into the secret passage which had dungeons in it::
Kimo: No following!
::Kimo shuts the door to the secret passage::
::Kimo brings Mai over to Mokuba’s dungeon cell::
Mai: Oh my god the room is blue, someone stole the red, green, yellow, orange and indigo!
Mokuba: Yeah I noticed
Kimo: Hello Little sweet hart ( author’s note- Yes, that’s Hart, not Heart!)
Mokuba: Kimo, I thought I heard my brother
Kimo: No, no, you did not hear the cutie pie
Kimo: Look I bring you girl!
::he opens the cell and tosses Mai in with Mokuba::
Mai: What the hell are you doing!!??
Kimo: You must make him a man!
Kimo: He is young boy! You are pretty lady, and pretty ladies honor young boys!! You must honor past work place, Pretty lady!!
Mai: Is that what you meant by honor!! For me to sleep with a 8 or 9 year old!!?
Mokuba: I’m assuming I’m 12.
(Author’s note- I’ve heard that Mokuba is 5 years younger then Kaiba. And Kaiba is about 16, 17, or 18. So I’m assuming he’s 12.)
Mokuba: Wouldn’t someone your age break a bone trying to sleep with me?
Mai: What is that suppose to mean?
Mokuba: You look like your in your 40s or 50s, just wearing too much makeup
Mai: You have 10 seconds to rephrase that
Mokuba: You look uglier than Grandpa….
Grandpa: I pretty like snapple apple pretty. Now give me my Snapple!
Mai: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!
::she grabs Mokuba by the neck and starts strangling him::
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!! AUGH!!! HE----LP!!!!!!
Kimo: They are lovely couple…
Grandpa: Where’s my Snapple!!?? I know you can hear me!!!!
Kimo: Fine. I bring you drink
Grandpa: It better be Snapp ::K ::Kimo walks out of the secret passage and closes it::
::he turns around and sees Yugi, Kaiba and Joey standing there waiting for him::
Yugi: Where’s Mai?
Kimo: Who? The pretty lady? I do not know
Yugi: But we saw her go in with you
Kimo: No you didn’t
Yugi: Yes we did
Kimo: No you didn’t
Yugi: But----
Kimo: I said ‘No’ you didn’t!!
Joey: Can we go in that secret passage
Kimo: What secret passage?
::Joey presses his hand against the wall and the passage opens::
Kimo: Oh, that secret passage! No, you can not enter!
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kaiba: MOKUBA!!!!
::Kaiba runs down the passage and over to Mokuba’s cell::
Kaiba: Mokuba!!!
::Mai stops strangling him and drops Mokuba::
Mai: This is your brother?
::Mokuba runs over to the cell and the two hug each other through the bars::
Mokuba: Big brother I’ve missed you so much….
Kaiba: And I’ve missed you, Mokuba….
::Mokuba starts crying and trying wipe his eyes::
Mokuba: I’m so happy to---
Kaiba: Shhh….just savor the moment
Kaiba: I don’t ever want to lose you again…because I love you
::Mokuba hugs his brother tighter as he presses his face against the steel bars::
Mokuba: I love you too…
Kaiba: …and now we can finally go home…
Kimo: NO!! HANDSOME FAIRY WILL BE MAD!!!
::Joey punches Kimo in the face, knocking him out::
Joey: Just let them have their moment
Grandpa: JOEY!! Did you bring me my Snapple?
Yugi: GRANDPA!!!!!
Yugi: Don’t worry Grandpa, I’ll get you out of there
::Yugi leans down and takes the keys off of Kimo and opens the cell::
::Yugi runs into the cell and hugs Grandpa::
Joey: Wow….their like..you know…the same height…
Yugi: GRANDPA! I knew I’d find you one day!!
Grandpa: Why are you not ansering my question!?
Mai: Excuse me, you can open my cell door
Joey: Why should I?
Mai: I wasn’t talking to you, I addressing Yugi
Joey: Oh…well, he still won’t open the door for you
::Yugi lets go of Grandpa and opens the door for Mai::
Yugi: I’m sorry I didn’t let you out sooner
Yugi: We should get out of here before Pegasus finds out that we found everyone
Kaiba: Lets go, Mokuba
::Mai and Mokuba walk out of the cell, Grandpa stands at the door of the cell::
Mai: Aren’t you coming old man?
Yugi: Come on Grandpa, we have to hurry
Grandpa: No....My own grandson doesn’t even by me a snap
:
::Grandpa just stands at the door not moving::
Joey: Fine stay in your blue room
Yugi: Grandpa!
::Yugi runs over to him and takes his hand::
Yugi: We have to go!
Grandpa: Go, I’m going to wait for the Russian man to bring me my Snapple
Joey: I bought you Snapple, Grandpa...
Grandpa: Yugi I disown you as my grandson. Joey shall take your place
::Joey holds out a Kiwi Strawberry Snapple drink, Grandpa grabs it and chugs it down::
Grandpa: I want another.
Joey: But I don’t have anymore
Grandpa: Well fine. I’m not leaving then. I’m going to wait here until you bring me more snapple.
Joey: But we gotta get going
::Grandpa ignores Joey and reads the cap of the snapple bottle::
Grandpa: Ooooo. A snapple fact.
Joey: Ok! That does it! I’m gonna have to kidnap ya back!
Grandpa: I like being kidnapped.
::Joey pulls him out of the cell and drags him down the dungeon hall with them::
::Pegasus was sitting at the dinner table with Bakura and Tristan::
Pegasus: I’m surprised your both early
Tristan: We had no where else to go since Tea kicked us out her the room
Bakura: America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T
::the bell clock tolls at 8:00pm exactly::
Pegasus: Its 8 o’clock….
::Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Mai, Grandpa, and Mokuba run up the cellar stairs and out the cellar door::
::the cellar lead directly into dinning room, Pegasus stands up at the table and drinks some wine::
Pegasus: Well, well, well, I see you’re latelate
Pegasus: But doesn’t matter since you found your little brother, does it, Kaiba
Kaiba: Shut the fuck up! I don’t need to listen to your god damn crap
Bakura: What! Kaiba had a brother!!
Mokuba: I’m getting scared, big brother
Bakura: And I’m getting dizzy!! WOOO!!!
::Tea open the door from the medic room and walks over to the stairs::
:;she sees the table was filled with food::
Tea: Oh no, I’m missing dinner…
:: she sees Grandpa standing at the bottom of the stairs next to Yugi::
Tea: ITS YUGI’S GRANDPA!!!!!
::she takes a step on the stairs and slips down them::
Tea: AH!!! SON OF A----!!! OUCH! ERGH!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
::she hits the bottom of the bottom of the stair::
Tea: Oof….
Yugi and Tristan: TEA!!!
Joey: Man that must have hurt
Grandpa: Yugi!!!
::Yugi, Tristan, and Bakura lean over Tea::
Yugi: Is she ok?
Tristan: Tea baby speak to me!!
::a can of cheese wiz falls rolls down the stairs and lands next to her::
Bakura: Its Tea’s fault
::Kaiba picks up Mokuba and slowly walks towards the front door::
Pegasus: STOP RIGHT THERE, SETO KAIBA!!
Pegasus: You’re not going anywhere…
::Pegasus snaps his fingers and three security guards come out::
Kaiba: You have everything planned don’t you
Pegasus: Of course, I’ve had everything prepared just in case you did try to escape
Kaiba: I’ll get out of here with my little brother, like it or not
::Kaiba sets Mokuba down on the ground and the three men apprehend Kaiba::
Pegasus: Take him away…
::a big bang comes from outside that shakes the castle::
Pegasus: What the hell was that!?
::another big bang is heard and the house shakes again::
::this quake knocks everyone off their feet and onto the floor::
::Mokuba gets up and crawls over to the balcony::
Mokuba: Wow! That’s so cool!
Kaiba: MOKUBA!! GET BACK FROM THERE!!!
::Grandpa stands up and runs over to Mokuba::
Grandpa: What? Does it have anything to do with snapple?
Yugi: GRANDPA!!!
::a big ship was sailing out from under the castle::
::Bonez was sailing the ship, while Bandit Keith was holding the map::
Bandit Keith: Can’t you steer straight!?
Bonez: I’ve never driven before!!!
Bandit Keith: Neither has super sexy bandit Keith
Bonez: THEN WHY DID WE STEAL A SHIP WE CAN’T DRIVE!!!
Bandit Keith: It wasn’t super sexy bandit Keith idea, it was yours
Bonez: WILL YOU QUIT LYING!!!!
Bandit Keith: Hey hey hey!! Keep both hands on the wheel!!
::the guards apprehend Kaiba again, Yugi runs over to his grandpa::
Yugi: Grandpa….you---
::Yugi looks off the balcony ship sailing out from under them::
Yugi: A ship…..
Joey: What? What you talking about, Yugi
::Joey and Pegasus quickly run over to the balcony and look off::
Pegasus: SOMEBODY’S SING ING MY SHIP!!!!
Joey: Holy shit ya right, it is a ship
Bakura: I wanna see!
::Bakura grabs Tea by the hand and drags her over to the balcony, Tristan follows::
Bakura: I wish I had a big of ship as that!
Bakura: You’re so lucky!!
::he smacks Pegasus on back, very hard, which knocks Pegasus over the side of the balcony::
Pegasus: AHHHH!!!!!
Yugi: Oh no, Pegasus!!!
Bakura: Ah...um...I didn’t do it.
::Mai quickly runs over to the balcony and looks over::
Mai: PEGASUS!! YOU WERE SO RICH!! PLEASE COME BACK!
::Pegasus lands next to the wheel of the ship::
Bonez: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
::Bonez lets go of the wheel and the ship starts hitting the side of the gate way out::
Bandit Keith: WHAT THE SUPER SEXY ARE YOU DOING!!!!???
Bonez: It just fell in front of me and---
::the balcony gets hit with the crows nest of the ship and everyone on the balcony falls off::
Everyone: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
::they hit the ship and lay on the deck::
Bandit Keith: Damn it, they better know that I’m…I mean WE’RE not sharing my treasure!
::Bandit Keith grabs the wheel away from Bonez and sails the ship out of port::
::Kaiba struggles to get away from the guards and runs towards what was left of the balcony::
Kaiba: Damn it…that’s a long jump down…
::he looks back at the guards and then at the ship, and then jumps::
Kaiba: SHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::he lands on the back of the ship::
Kaiba: Damn that hurt…..
Mokuba: Big brother, you made it!!
Joey: Great -_-
Pegasus: You there! The man whose stealing my ship
Bandit Keith: That would be Super sexy Bandit Bonez
Bonez: It is not me!!!!
Bandit Keith: Remember always take the blame for your boss
Bonez: Oh yeah that right….…I’m the one who stole your ship.Gawd I hate you, boss.
Bandit Keith: Remember I’m super sexy boss!
Pegasus: I demand for you to return it, immediately!!
Bonez: Um…what should we do boss
Bandit Keith: Sorry, but we can’t return it…so why don’t you just enjoy the ride
Pegasus: What do you mean you won’t return it!?
Bandit Keith: We’re headed on a treasure hunt, and if you have any super sexy problem with that then you can jump over board and drown, so enjoy the ride to FISH ISLAND!!!
Mokuba: WOW! This is sooo cool!
Mai: I thought Fish Island was imaginary?
Otogi: No its not, its real
Bonez: Otogi! What is he doing alive!?
Bandit Keith: I don’t know
Otogi: I never died, as soon as you left I got up and hid in the boat
Bonez: How did you know we were gonna take the boat?
Otogi: I may like fish to a certain extent, but I’m not a idiot!!
Yugi: Can you tell us more about this Fish Island?
Otogi: Its called Fish Island because its in the shape of a fish. Many sailors have tried to travel there but none have found the correct way
Mai: Then how do you know the map has it plotted correctly
Otogi: Because I got it out of the Fish Island coloring book
Mokuba: I wish I had a coloring book
Pegasus: I’ll buy one for you when we get home
Kaiba: He’s my little brother, I’m going to be the one who buys him a coloring book
::Grandpa hands Mokuba a coloring book of little snapple bottle::
Grandpa: This is my snapple coloring book. You can look at it.
Mokuba: Um...I guess I should say thanks
Grandpa: Don’t you dare color in it.
::Yugi looks over at Grandpa givinguba uba the book::
Yugi: Grandpa! I can’t believe your letting Mokuba look at that! You wouldn’t even let me glance at it and I’m your own grandson.
::Yugi takes the book away from Mokuba and dumps it in the lake::
Grandpa: MY SNAPPLE BOOK!!!!!!!!!
::Grandpa runs off into a room, all mad and fussy, he slams the door shut::
Yugi: It was for your own good, Grandpa!!
Joey: I guess this is gonna be one screwed up boat ride
Mai: Lets just hope the island is a little more sane
::the ship sails out towards the middle of the ocean


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La-di-ho! Chapter 3 is up. I would really like some more reviews. Thanks a bunch if you do. ^_^