An Innocent Joke?

An Innocent Joke? Chapter #11: Drunken Fun

By: Freewater

Disclaimers: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Please don't sue me, you won't get much

Warnings: Male/Male relationship. Swearing.

Pairings: Seto/Jou

Rating: R for swearing and later chapters.

Archive: Sure. If you want it just ask me first. ^_^

Feedback: Definitely! Please, yes!! I want to know if I did a good job or not writing this!

Notes: A bunch of these little stars **** Means a change in time or scenery. `'These things here indicate thoughts.

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Katsuya, Seto, and Mokuba ended up getting home a little sooner then what was originally planned, because just as Seto knew would happen, Mokuba got sick.

`I knew I shouldn't have let him on those damn rides so early.' Kaiba scolded himself sourly as he carried his little brother piggy back style into the h as as he slept. Katsuya followed closely behind, carrying the three grocery bags full of toys and stuffed animals that he and Seto had won for Mokuba.

Whenever either of them would play a game, they would always hand the toy that was won over to the black haired boy, and the only one that they both had for themselves by the end was the black puppy and the blue dragon. Katsuya wanted to go back and play for the REBD, but just before he could suggest it, Mokuba turned green before running into the nearest corner he could find to throw up his lunch.

And so the day ended, Seto took Mokuba o hio his room to put him to bed for the rest of the night and the blonde set all his toys down next to the bed for him to find in the morning. Thinking that they would cheer him up when he awoke.

He was still holding the black puppy in his arms, and Seto had his Blue Eyes still in his large trench coat pocket.

After Seto tucked in his brother leepleep, he told the puppy that he was just going to his room for a minute, and that he should pick out a movie that they both could watch to kill some time. Katsuya decided that he wanted to put his puppy away, so he simply told him that they could pick out the movie together when they both returned.

`The last thing I need is a movie.' Kaiba thought, still worried over the fact that Motou and the others would be coming back soon. And judging by what he said over the phone their first stop would be over here, demanding answers for his cruelty while that fool Honda threatened his life and the girl gave off friendship speeches.

Oh, how he hated them. How the puppy could stand them was beyond any reasonable thinking in his point of view.

`Thank god for strong liquor.' He thought, having every intention of getting drunk tonight.

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Katsuya waited in the living room as patiently as he could for Seto to show up, having already put away his puppy, got out the popcorn and popped in a good movie, he was getting a little edgy. He wasn't really in the mood for the action flic he put on anyway. He really wanted to talk to him about that kiss from the fair.

It was a little shorter than what he would have preferred, but still warm and sweet, and he wanted to know why he gave it to him. He was taking an awful long time in getting back from his room, if he was still up there.

`Where the hell is he?" He thought, shifting on the couch he sat on while doing a very bad job of trying to ignore the butter popcorn that steamed in a bowl on his lap.

Just then, Kaiba finally decided to walk in, full champagne bottle in hand while grumbling about how long it took for him to "Find the damn thing".

The blonde cocked an eyebrow at him. "You're going to drink?" He asked.

Seto sighed. "Yes puppy, it's what I do when I feel like kicking back." He said. Then his eyes suddenly flickered with amusement as an idea came to him. "Wanna join me?" He asked, feeling that the old saying `misery loves company' would do him some good at this point.

Katsuya blinked, not too sure if he heard correctly. Join him for a drink? Was he serious? He wasn't even sure if he'd ever drank before, so how would he know if he could hold the liquor well? "I dunno Seto. I don't think I've ever drank before. I don't wanna get drunk or anything." He said.

Kaiba waved his hand dismissively. "Don't worry about it, there's not enough here to get you drunk anyway." He said, pouring the glasses.

*Forty-five minutes later:*

Both Katsuya and Seto could barely contain their drunken laughter, as they poured each other some more of the wine that the CEO had so generously provided nearly an hour earlier. Kaiba had gone back into the kitchen to get some more wine quite some time ago, and now they were both in a fit of ges aes as they tried to have a decent discussion with each other.

It wasn't working.

"A-and that was your first day on the j-job!?!?" The blonde spit out, laughing so hard that he was crying, eventually falling off of the couch and onto his butt that only resulted in harder laughter from the two.

"Y-yes... Everyone was so afraid to smile after that, th-they were all walking with their heads down for months!!!" Seto cried out, laughing just as hard at the memory of his embarrassing first day at Kaiba Corp, and all the people he had to fire and bribe just to keep the place in order by the end of the day. Of course he didn't really care that he was telling the puppy this in his drunken state, but was still sober enough to enjoy himself.

Katsuya continued to laugh at him. He would have never thought that the big bad CEO would ever be so clumsy as to trip over his own trench coat and fall onto the secretary with the biggest rack in the building. *Face first*. Even if he was only thirteen, and he couldn't help but find that hilarious. No wonder he was so mean to his employees at work!!

Seto, still snickering, reached a hand into the almost empty popcorn bowl to pull out a small handful before scarfing it down his throat in a very *un* Kaiba like manner. Oh ya, he was drunk all right! But not as drunk as Katsuya, who was obviously a little new to alc alcohol in his system. But considering how much they drank, he was holding it pretty well.

Well enough to crawl back onto the couch and lick off the butter on the side of his mouth anyway. Seto blinked. That certainly came from nowhere. "What was that for, puppy." He asked with a slight snicker.

Katsuya pouted a little. "You got to kiss me twice and I never got to kiss you." He said, climbing on top of him before continuing. "I wanna try now." Was all that was said before he quickly covered his lips with his mouth, and Kaiba didn't bother to fight him off.

To him, it was a strange tasting kiss, but only because of the mixture of alcohol with popcorn along with his own natural flavour. It was the warmest and best tasting kiss he'd ever been given. Which was saying quite a bit since he was the one who usually gave the kisses, drunk or not.

The blonde tried to dominate the kiss, but no matter how hard he fought Kaiba simply wouldn't let his tongue get past his teeth, and soon he decided to fight back with his own tongue. He was too drunk at this point to care that the other member of the kiss was also drunk, and he completely forgot about Yugi's call as he finally fought his way into the blonde's hot mouth to explore.

It was warm, wet and so incredibly good! This was their first kiss open mouthed. The last two were simple lip kisses, and this was so much better in comparison.

Eventually they both gained proper control, and the kiss slowed down to something more... fine and accurate in comparison, and Seto couldn't help the moan that worked its way up his throat as his puppy caressed his warm lips with his own, and his wandering hands weren't doing too well for his libido either.

Unfortunately, oxygen eventually called to them, and they were forced to break off their kiss in a delicate, but disappointed manner, for not having it last so much longer.

Both just stared into each others eyes for a moment, breathing heavily while their body heat warmed what senses they still had good use of. Katsuya leaned in a little closer to Kaiba's face, and for a split second he thought it was for another kiss, but then he spoke. "I'm going ta bed." He then quickly got off of Seto's lap and made his way for the stairs, leaving a very drunk, confused, and turned on CEO still on the couch.

He whipped his head in the direction that Katsuya had gone off in, and when he was nowhere in sight, Seto quickly got off of the couch and gave chase, stumbling up the stairs as he tried to run after him. He wanted another kiss, he didn't want to stop there! Not after that!

He was about to stop at the door to Jou's room, but then he caught sight of him leaning up against his bedroom door instead, so he walked over to where he stood,trying not to stumble over his own feet.

"Door's locked." Was the only thing the blonde said, not looking up at him but still knowing that it was him.

"S'my room, puppy." Kaiba slurred out, trying to keep his voice as even as possible as he spoke. Even when drunk he didn't like to show any weakness
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Katsuya blinked at him drunkenly. "But I sleep in here." He said. "Don't you want me to sleep with you?" He asked innocently, but knowing perfectly well the double meaning with what he just said.

Seto leaned against the wall, smirking while he eyed his blonde, practically handing himself over to him at this very minute. Someone up there deserved some thanks for this. "Course I want you to sleep with me." He whispered, snaking his hand behind the blonde's neck to bring his face forward for another soft kiss, and feeling the soft blonde hair that ran to his neck between his fingers as he did. Puppy soft hair. He'd have to remember to tease him about that later.

Kaiba quickly gained the upper hand in the kiss as he backed the shorter boy up against the door, fumbling with the lock and key to try and desperately get in. His fingers weren't in the mood to co operate with him at this point, but soon he managed to turn the key and unlock the door with a click before quickly opening it and running in with his prize, slamming the door behind him. And it wasn't long before he started to work on the blonde's clothes.

Katsuya was more than willing to help him out in this area as he momentarily broke off their hot and heated kiss to reach his hands down and pull off his shirt, exposing his well toned chest for the brunet to see.

Seto eyed him hungrily before reaching his face down to work on the younger teens neck, causing a delighted moan to erupt from his throat as he was backed up and pushed onto the bed. Soon, he too was at Kaiba's own clothe's as he helped him get his shirt off. And even though he was drunk, still managed to notice and be thankful for the lack of arm buckles that made the task easy.

Seto was more than a little thrilled when his puppy decided to participate with him, and it wasn't long before he started kissing his inviting lips again hotly while removing the rest of the tight clothes still covering the blonde.

Katsuya remained lip-locked with his dragon, arms securely fastened around his neck and all, but he was still able to shift his weight enough to allow his jeans and boxers to come off without a problem. Kaiba ran his eyes over Jou's naked body, and he couldn't help but moan at the sight of him. So ready and willing to be taken, and the proof of his arousal between his legs only served to heighten his own need.

As soon as the blonde noticed the fact that Seto was still clothed from the waist down, he made a noise of displeasure before hooking his fingers in them and giving his pants a sharp tug, letting the owner know just how little he liked their presence.

Seto chuckled at how needy the puppy was acting, but complied with the unspoken command anyway, slowly revealing himself to the blonde beneath him. Oh this was bliss! How many wet dreams had the CEO had involving this very scene? Too many, that's how many. This was going to be something to remember if the liquor didn't have a negative effect on his memory the next morning.

He quickly reached his hand down to prepare the blonde for what he was about to do, but Katsuya stopped him. "Don't." He whispered in a raspy voice.

"It'll hurt it I don't." He replied, still knowing how this was done in his drunken state.

The blonde beneath him snickered. "M'drunk Kaiba. Won't hurt that much." He said, getting a little impatient with the delay.

For a few seconds, Seto actually seemed to think about what was said, but then his intoxicated mind told him that the puppy was most likely right, so there was no need to waste these precious seconds on thought and preparation for any longer than necessary. With that in mind, he poised himself above him before quickly thrust himself into Jou's tight heat, the both of them moaning out loud in sheer pleasure.

Seto hesitated for only a moment after that, making sure that he wasn't hurting the puppy beneath him, so when he felt him relax, he continued on, slowly at first, but then faster as he felt his own pleasure rise.

Katsuya moaned and writhed beneath him as he rocked his hips with him, trying to make the CEO go faster as he felt himself on the very verge of explosion. Something building in his stomach and spreading throughout his whole body. It felt so very hot, but also very good, and he couldn't help but cry out every time Seto thrust into him and continually hit that sweet spot deep inside. He wasn't going to last very long at this rate, and he had to wrap his legs around the brunets waist just to hold on for the ride.

Kaiba tried as hard as he could not to cry out, but with the next thrust he simply couldn't help himself as he screamed out Katsuya's name, and a sound as loud as the one he just made came from Jou's own throat at practically the same time. The blonde was calling out his name now too.

They were both in their own personal heaven at this point. Katsuya was so caught up in the pleasure he was feeling that he couldn't help but dig his nails into the brunets sweating back as he moaned again and again while tightly holding him close, and Seto only sped up for him.

He was so tight. So hot and so tight. Seto simply couldn't hold out any longer as he was forced to scream out the effects of his orgasm. Thankfully, Katsuya came with him too. He wasn't sure if this was his first time or not, so he wanted it to be something good for him. That he could look back on and remember fondly, not with regret. And judging by how loud he screamed out, it would definitely be something to remember.

"OH GOD, SETOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He didn't even have to stroke him for that to happen.

Seto then felt himself weaken uncontrollably as his muscles gave out and he collapsed on top of the still hot and sweating blonde, before feeling two arms wrap around him securely and even... lovingly? Oh well, he'd worry about that later, because right now darkness and sleep were calling his name. There was nothing better than sleep after a good orgasm.

Just before he could pass out though, a breathless whisper that tickled against his ear was the last thing he could hear before the blackness took him.

"I love you."

To Be Continued....................