The Monopoly Game

DISCLAIMER: None of the Yu-Gi-Oh characters belong to me. Though I wish they did. So I’m
just putting the wonderful disclaimer up, so evil corporation’s
won’t sue me, and if they try, then I have no money to give! WAAAAAHHHH!!!! I wish I did
own Yugi, then I’d be happy and rich!! ^_^

ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: AHHH!!! THIS IS A NC-17 story!!!
MEANING YAOI and HENTAI.

In other words ‘SEX’, so if the thought of two men being together sickens you,
or being perverted is bad, then I beg you to not read this fanfic!!

FINAL DISCLAIMER: PLEASE NO FLAMES! I dislike flames,
its nice to review things, but being rude without good reason, or just being mean REALLY
HURTS!! Its not nice to flame,
So please don’t.

So everyone please enjoy! This story is a Yu-Gi-Oh tale. Yes, every single character is OUT of
CHARACTER!!!! You heard me, so if ya don’t have a ‘big’ bit of a open mind, you won’t like it.
Um...I guess I should say its a comedy dealing with Yugi and Yami Bakura and a MONOPOLY
BOARD. WOO-HOO!!!! (Oh yea, I forgot to say, I call Bakura’s yami, Yami Bakura.) So...I
guess you can start reading the fanfic now. But be warned, its really really really odd. Ya still
wanna read? Go on then, but remember I gave you warnings! ^_^ Other than that ‘Have fun!!’
-Miss. Natsumi Ai

Yu- Gi- Oh!!!
‘part 1 ’


::a figure steps up to a house and stands below a window::
::the figure is Kaiba, wearing a medieval attire and a feather in a cap::
::the moonlight shines down and a man stands behind him with a lute::
Kaiba: Joey! Joey! My darling and only love!!
Kaiba: I have come to serenade you!!
::Kaiba starts to sing a song::
Kaiba: Beautiful Joey! Joey Angel, Joey Angel, you’re a angel to me, Joey angel, how I love him
and I hope that someday he’ll---------
::Yugi leans out the window in his pajamas::
Yugi: Oh Kaiba....You’re so wonderful....
Kaiba: Yugi! What the fuck---!!
Kaiba: What the hell are you doing here? Where’s Joey??
Yugi: I live here
Kaiba: What!!??? But Bakura told me Joey lived at # 45 Wheeler St.
Yugi: No. Joey lives at #13 BP road
Kaiba: That stupid bastard, he gave me the wrong address
Kaiba: If I get my hands on him, I’ll fucken strangle him!!!
Bakura: But it wasn’t me! It was Tea!!
::Kaiba glares up at Bakura who was sitting in the tree above him::
Kaiba: What!!!! >_<
iba iba grabs the lute and throws it at Bakura knocking him out of the tree::
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kaiba: Fucken idiot....
::Kaiba walks away from the house::
::Yugi reaches his hand out the window::
Yugi: COME BACK KAIBA!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Bakura: Don’t worry I’m ok......

Chapter 1: Hey Come Along and Join the Fun

::Joey holds out his after school snack to Tristan::
Joey: Grade A high quality alcohol
Tristan: Yo, yo, Is that allowed on school property?
Joey: No, but who cares...
Tristan: Cool man!
::Joey proceeds to chug down the bottle::
::Yugi glances around and looks at the clock::
Yugi: Its late, I haven’t seen Kaiba today
Joey: That’s a good thing
Tristan: I saw him this morning
::the class door flings open and Yugi looks up happily::
Yugi: Kaiba?
::Bakura runs in the door and over to Yugi::
Bakura: Hello everyone!!
Tea: Geez....
Yugi: Oh...I wanted it to be...
::the door opens again and Kaiba comes in::
Kaiba: Bakura!! You dirty little bastard!!
Yugi: Kaiba!!! ^-^
::Bakura runs behind a desk::
Bakura: Ah! Kaiba!!
Kaiba: I going to kick your ass when I get a hold of you
Kaiba: I went to Pegasus, Tristan, Otogi, Tea, and even your house! Before I got the right
direction to Joey’s house, and he wasn’t even home by the time I got there!!!
Bakura: Why are you blaming this one me?
Kaiba: Because...YOU GAVE ME THE GOD DAMN DIRECTIONS!!!
Bakura: Next time look it up for yourself, dumb ass...
Kaiba: Eh?
::Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Kaiba all stare at Bakura::
Bakura: I mean... OH MY GOD!! I’M OUT OF CHEESE WIZ!!!!
::Bakura runs out of the class room crying::
Tristan: That was odd...
Tea: I thought he would blame it on me...
Yugi: Some thing didn’t seem right with that
Kaiba: Did he actually tell me off?
Joey: Um...I think I need another drink...
::Kaiba slams his fist down on the desk::
Kaiba: Who the hell does that little bastard think he is!!
Yugi: He’s Yami Bakura
Joey: Yami Bakura? I thought he got killed
::Joey takes another swig of liquor::
Joey: Ah~~~~!!! ^o^;;
Joey: Now that’s some good shit...
Tea: Should we worry about Yami Bakura?
Yugi: Um....
::Yugi holds out a deck of cards in front of Kaiba::
Yugi: I got you a present
Kaiba: Uh, Thanks....
Yugi: I love you...
::Kaiba takes the deck of cards and walks over to Joey::
Kaiba: I got you a present, Joey
Joey: Is it beer?
::Kaiba hands Joey the present Yugi just got him::
Kaiba: I love you...
Joey: Ah, yeah...That’s nice ya know
::Joey hands the deck back to Yugi and pats him on the head::
Joey: These are for you, Yugi honey
Yugi: Oh Joey! I’ll treasure these always
Joey: Ah, sure
::Joey hugs Yugi, Kaiba gets all pissed off::
Kaiba: JOEY WILL BE MINE!!!
::Joey and Yugi just stand there embracing, with little hearts floating above their heads::
Kaiba: Grrrr....
::Kaiba runs out of the room and down the hall crying::
Tristan: Awww..... Tea Tea: Am I the only one worried about Yami Bakura!!!!???
Tristan: Shh....You’ll ruin their moment together, Tea
Tea: Ugh!!!!!!
::Tea walks off, Yugi and Joey still embracing and Tristan with sparkling eyes watching::
::Bakura stands below the school putting on a dark black coat and a hat::
Yami Bakura: They’ll never know what hit them!
Yami Bakura: Bwahahahahahahahaha---!!!
::a bucket of water drops on his head::
Yami Bakura: What the fu---!!!
::Mai stands above him in the open window with a pale of water::
Yami Bakura: I’m fucken wet now!!!
Mai: So what. Its not my concern
Mai: I’m on class duty
Yami Bakura: Class.duty?
::a small little chibi-Joey jumps up with a diagram chart::
Chibi-Joey: HOLD EVERYTHING!!! I’m here to explain class duty (if anybody know what its
fully called please tell me, thank you)! In Japan unlike America, each class room clean everything
up before its time to leave!! The students mop the floor and dust and do the typical cleaning thing.
::Mai grabs the chibi-Joey and flicks him across room::
Mai: That’s enough out of you!
::Mai walks away from the window::
Yami Bakura: Now then back to my plan.
::Mai walks back over to the window and dumps another bucket::
::the water pours on Yami Bakura again::
Yami Bakura: WILL YOU QUIT THAT!!!
Mai: Will you shut the fuck up?
Yami Bakura: You keep getting me wet!!
Mai: Do I look like a person who cares?
::Yami Bakura moves from under the window and starts to ring out his coat::
Yami Bakura: God damn..fucken....son of a....
::a bucket cracks him off the back of the head::
Mai: Oops....
Yami Bakura: Waaahh!! You did that on purpose
Mai: So?
::Yami Bakura stares at Mai and thinks for a second::
Yami Bakura: Is there any way you can stop dumping water on me?
Mai: Perhaps, but I.....
Yami Bakura: I’ll pay you to stop
Mai: How much do you have to offer?
::Yami Bakura reaches into his pocket and pulls our pennies and coin::
Yami Bakura: He doesn’t even carry around full one dollar bills!!
Mai: I’m waiting for a offer you know!
Yami Bakura: I only ha...
Kaiba: BAKURA!!
::Kaiba was standing on the front steps of the school::
Mai and Yami Bakura: KAIBA!!
Kaiba: How dare you insult me from earlier!!!
Mai: Wow!! Its Kaiba! He is sooo god damn hot!!
Yami Bakura: Ah, Kaiba, look I didn’t mean to....
Kaiba: Thats enough crap out of your mouth!!
Kaiba: If it wasn’t for you I could be in a hot bath with Joey right now!!
Mai: Who needs Joey if you can have me, Kaiba
::Mai jumps out of the window, because its close to the ground::
::she runs over to Kaiba and flings herself on him::
Mai: Oh Kaiba, what hard muscles you have...
Kaiba: What the hell are you doing?? Get off of me, you crazy bitch
::Kaiba pushes Mai to the ground at his feet::
::Yami Bakura runs up the back stairs and into the school::
Yami Bakura: Their nuts, their all fucken nuts!!!!
::Yami Bakura puts a chair in front of the door and goes up the stairs to Yugi’s class::
::Mai grabs Kaiba by the leg and holds on to him::
Kaiba: Let go of me!! I have to go and kill him!!
Mai: No no no!! Please, please don’t leave me!!
Kaiba: Damn... I guess there’s only one way to handle this
::Kaiba reaches in his pocket and pulls out a card::
Mai: Huh?
Kaiba: BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON !!!!!!!!
::he tosses the card down on his little hand thing and the dragon appears::
::the sky turns black and Bandit Keith looks up from a cave::
Bandit Keith: Hmmm...Something doesn’t seem right...
Bandit Keith: This looks like a job for super sexy bandit Keith to go and investigate, because I am
super sexy bandit Keith, and super sexy Bandit Keith knows when Super sexy bandit Keith sees
trouble coming!!
Bonez: Yea! Super sexy bandit Keith is so super sexy!
Bandit Keith: Come on Bonez, lets go, super sexy bandit Keith says so
:: Bandit Keith walks ahead of Bonez and towards the school::
::Yami Bakura looks out the window at the Blue Eyes White Dragon hovering::
Yami Bakura: Waaaahhhhh!!!!
Mai: What a powerful card, how about you show me your whole dick.
Kaiba: What did you say?
Mai: Your whole deck, I said ‘DECK’
::Kaiba walks away from Mai and heads inside the school::
:: Kimo pops out of a bush behind Mai and stares at Kaiba::
Kimo: He is a cutie-Pie, yes, pretty lady?
Mai: Get away, fuck face.....
::Mai stands up and chases after Kaiba::
::Yami Bakura runs down the hall and runs into the classroom::
::the door swings open and he stares at Yugi and Joey hugging::
Yami Bakura: YUGI YUGI YUGI!!! I need help!!
Yami Bakura: Kaiba’s trying to kill me using his cards!
Yugi: Just battle him back, I believe you can defeat him
Yami Bakura: Bwahahahaha!!! Ok then!!
::Yami Bakura opens the window and holds out a card::
Yami Bakura: CHANGE OF HEA-------------
::the blue eyes white dragon’s tail comes down and smacks Bakura out the window::
Yami Bakura: WWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::he lands in a pile of bushes and lays on the ground::
::Kaiba walks over to the window and stares down::
Kaiba: Hahahahaha!! Thats what you get for fucking with me!!
::blue eyes white dragon goes back to his card::
::Kaiba jumps next to Joey and puts his arm around him::aibaaiba: Now that Bakura’s gone, how about we screw around out back?
Joey: Sorry, I’d rather be with Yugi
Kaiba: What if I offer you beer?
Joey: Beer---
Yugi: I’m better then him, Kaiba!! I’m just at the right height to suck things!
Yugi: Choose me, choose me, please Kaiba
::Mai steps into the room and glances around::
Mai: I can’t believe you left me for him...
::she points at Joey::
Joey: Hey! You got a problem with me?
Mai: What if I do?
Yugi: She’s so pretty. I think I’m in love
::Yugi runs over to Mai and hands her a present::
Yugi: I got this for you
Mai: Is it money? If not I don’t want your worthless gift
::she throws the gift and smacks Joey off the head with it::
Joey: HEY!!! YA WANNA START SOMETHING!!!
Joey: Tristan, toss me my beer!!
Tristan: Ya have none left, yo
::Joey’s world falls apart and he starts crying::
::Kaiba holds up a bottle and waves it in front of Joey::
Kaiba: You want it?
Joey: Ah!
Kaiba: Then beg like the dog you are
::Joey crawls at Kaiba’s feet and starts to whine::
Kaiba: Beg me, beg me more....
Mai: Ahahahahaha!! He’s even worst then a chow chow!
::Joey stops begging and jumps up::
::Yugi restrains Joey from attacking Mai::
Yugi: We don’t have to fight to show our anger
Joey: Waaahhhhh!!! I’M GETTING SOBER!!!
::Tea walks along outside the school looking around::
Tea: Yami Bakura??!! Yami Bakura!!???
::a hand raises a tree branch and cracks Tea off the head::
Tea: Oof!
::she falls over on the ground and bandit Keith stands up::
Bandit Keith: Bwahahahahahaha!!
Bonez: What did we do that for, boss?
Bandit Keith: Hahaha, because super sexy bandit Keith has a plan
Bonez: Oh god....
Bonez: All your plans are dumb
Bandit Keith: What did you just say to super sexy bandit Keith?
Bonez: Your plans are super sexy, boss!
Bandit Keith: Yes they are super sexy, because I am super sexy bandit Keith
Bonez: So what are we going to do?
Bandit Keith: We’re going to go into the school, as school people
Bandit Keith: All we have to do is knock out another super sexy school student
Bonez: I think I’m following your plan
Bandit Keith: Then we put on the super sexy clothes, and go into the school
Bonez: Why are we even trying to get into the school?
Bandit Keith: Because super sexy bandit Keith’s plan is that super sexy bandit Keith saw a Blue
eyes white dragon flying around out here and super sexy bandit Keith wants the super sexy blue
eyes white dragon card, and if one of those cards are here than that means that super sexy Kaiba
is here and super sexy bandit Keith wants to fight against super sexy Kaiba, and that’s how super
sexy bandit Keith plan works
Bonez: Um...why don’t we just go into the school as visitors?
Bandit Keith: Because that would be the easy way, Bonez
Bandit Keith: And super sexy bandit Keith never takes the easy way
Bonez: Is that why we always lose?
Bandit Keith: Damn right it is, now start changing your clothes, Super sexy bandit Keith will find
another super sexy student and change his super sexy outfit.
::Bandit Keith runs off and Bonez just stands there::
Bonez: God, I hope somebody fucken kills him...god damn bastard...
::Bandit Keith runs by Bakura laying on the ground::
Bandit Keith: What luck, super sexy bandit Keith doesn’t even have to knock him out!
Bandit Keith: But I’d better just to make sure he’s unconscious
::Bandit Keith picks up a heavy stick and whacks Bakura in the head::
Bakura: Gulg.......
::Bandit Keith changes his clothes and puts on Bakura’s clothes::
Bandit Keith: That was super sexy easy
::Bandit Keith goes back over to Bonez::
Bandit Keith: Ready to go?
Bonez: Um...sure
Bandit Ke Goo Good
::he grabs Bonez by the hand and drags him into the school::
::Yami Bakura sits up and spits out a mouthful of leaves::
Yami Bakura: That fucken bastard....
::he looks down at his clothes::
Yami Bakura: Err....This is fucken disgusting!
::Yami Bakura stands up and walks towards the stairs::
::he sees Tea laying on the ground and kicks her::
::he walks ahead and then turns back::
Yami Bakura: If I don’t bring you I have no one to blame things on
::he takes her by the arm and drags her across the ground::
::he cracks her head on every stair he goes up, until it starts bleeding::
::Yugi pushes a chair into a corner::
Yugi: Okie Joey, you sit here, and Mai will sit over there
Joey: Why does she get to sit over there?
Mai: Because I’m better then you
Joey: She’s really pissing me off!!!
Yugi: How about we play the quiet game
Mai: I doubt that will shut him up, you have to occupy his mouth with something
Kaiba: That’s a good idea
::Kaiba walks in front of Joey and starts to unbuckle his pants::
Joey: What the hell are you doing!!??
Kaiba: I’m going to occupy you mouth
Joey: That’s not what she meant!!
Yugi: Now calm down everyone! No one going to suck anything unless its done by me!
Kaiba: You’re no fun. no fun at all...
::the door opens and Tristan comes in carrying a bag::
Tristan: Yo, I got it Joey!!
Joey: AH!! REALLY!! ^-^
::Joey runs from his seat and tackles the bag in Tristan hand::
Kaiba: Down puppy, down...
Tristan: I bought packpack for you
Joey: Oh I love you, Tristan!!
::he grabs the bottles and chugs them all down::
::Joey stands up drunk again::
Joey: Now that’s what I needed!!
::a hand pushes Tristan out of the way of the door, and he lands on top of Joey::
::Bandit Keith stands at the entrance of the room::
Bandit Keith: Bwahahahaha!! I am super sexy bandit Keith
Bonez: I look horrible in a dress
Bandit Keith: No you don’t, you have super sexy legs!
Bonez: You really think so boss?
Bandit Keith: No, I was just lying to shut you up
Bonez: WHAT---!!!??
Bandit Keith: Now then, I am super sexy bandit Keith, as super sexy bandit Keith has said before,
and super sexy bandit Keith has come for the super sexy blue eyes white dragon
Kaiba: No god damn way am I giving my card up to you!!
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith did not expect you to say that
Yugi: Oh no, not super sexy bandit Keith!!
Bandit Keith: Yes, its super sexy bandit Keith!
Bonez: Don’t encourage him to say his name
Yugi: Ah, sorry
Bandit Keith: Um, how can super sexy bandit Keith get your card?
Kaiba: You can’t
Yugi: He’ll try to commit suicide if you do almost win his card
Kaiba: Its bandit Keith, he lost to Joey, there’s no way he can beat me
Bandit Keith: Technically that was Bonez
Bandit Keith: You haven’t seen the real capabilities of super sexy bandit Keith
Kaiba: Yes I did, I watched you battle Pegasus, and you lost, pathetically
Bandit Keith: That was also another slight technicality
Kaiba: Ok...I’ll battle you, but if you lose then you give me 5 of your star chips
Bonez: We’re not that stupid to---
Bandit Keith: Ok, You have your self a deal
Bonez: He’s a fucken idiot, he doesn’t even fucken listen to me
Mai: I guess you’re the women in the relationship, huh Bonez?
Bonez: Um...well...
::a battle happens, Bandit Keith loses::
Yugi: AND THE WINNER IS KAIBA!!!!
Bandit Keith: WHAAA!!
Bonez: Like I didn’t see that coming
Kaiba: It looks like you lose five of your star chips
Bandit Keith: Ok! Lets have a re-match and if I lose I’ll give you all 10 of my chips
Kaiba: That’s fine
Bandit Keith: Huh? He actually accepted
Yugi: I doubt anyone would turn down a proposal like that
::Bandit Keith pulls out his illiterate card::
Bandit Keith: Right, Well then! I throw down my illite----
Yami Bakura: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!
::Joey jumps up and points at Bakura::
Joey: OH MY GOD!! Its super sexy bandit Keith!!
Yami Bakura: I am not Bandit Keith!! I’m Yami Bakura!!
Yugi: Why are you wearing his clothes then?
Yami Bakura: How the hell am I suppose to know, when I woke up I was dressed like this
Mai: If only we all had that good of excuse
Yami Bakura: GOD DAMN IT!! I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY...
Kaiba: No one cares!
::Kaiba pulls out a card and places it face up::
Kaiba: I using my blue eyes white dragon
::Bakura pulls the door shut and kicks Tea into the room::
::he pulls out a board game and holds it out::
Yami Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: I just realized this is perfect! Most perfect!!
Yami Bakura: I’ll finish you all off and take all your card decks!!
::Kaiba stops and puts down his card::
Kaiba: What the hell are you talking about?
Yami Bakura: Heheheh...
::a bucket cracks Yami Bakura off the head::
Mai: Don’t make my Kaiba mad!
Bakura: ARGH!!
::Bakura looks around and puts the board down on the ground::
Bakura: OH MY GOD!!!
Yugi: Are you ok, Yami Bakura?
Bakura: Waahh--?? Yami Bakura’s here? We have to hide from him!!
Kaiba: It looks like he’s a fucken idiot again
Bakura: Its Tea’s fault!!
Yugi: Tea’s knocked out
Mai: What the hell is wrong with him?
Yugi: He’s good Bakura now
Joey: One minute he's nuts, the next he's mentally deluded by demons from his millennium item
Mai: Well then, I guess that explains everything
Bandit Keith: Did anybody else forget we were in the middle of a battle
Kaiba: No!
::Kaiba pulls out a ancient elf card and puts it down in defense mode and powers it up::
Bandit Keith: Well, well, well, my Boo Koo card should take care of that
::Boo Koo eats the Ancient Elf::
Kaiba: What the fuck!! My Ancient Elf had 1900 def and your Boo Koo was at 650 atc
Bandit Keith: Super sexy bandit Keith has no clue how that happened
Kaiba: That wasn’t right, no, not right at all
::Mai holds up another bucket and tosses it at Bandit Keith::
Mai: You suck, so lose, Bandit Keith!!!!
::the bucket cracks Bakura off the head instead::
Bakura: Oof.
Mai: I missed!
Joey: Nice shot, haha
Yugi: Don’t be mean to Mai, Joey, she’s pretty
Joey: You’re taking her side!!??
Yugi: No, I ah...um...well... ah....
Mai: Yugi loves me, of course he taking my side
::she hugs Yugi. Joey gets mad and breaks a beer bottle::
Joey: I’ll fucken cut ya, I’ll cut ya, ya hear me, I’ll cut ya!!!
::Bakura stands up and takes the bucket off of his head::
Yami Bakura: That fucken hurt...
Yugi: It looks like it’s Yami Bakura again
Yami Bakura: Thats it!! I’m going to do this before another thing stops me!!
::his ring millennium item starts glowing and Bakura tosses everyone a monopoly piece::
: Oo: Ooo! It’s a hat!
::Bakura holds the monopoly board up and holds it out::
::everyone falls over on the ground, except for Yami Bakura::
Yami Bakura: I figure if this trick worked once before it could work again!
Yami Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHA!! All your souls are mine!!
Yami Bakura: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
::the door swings open and cracks Bakura into the black board::
::the black board falls off the wall and cracks Bakura in the head::
Bakura: XoX;;
::Bakura lays on the floor knocked out::
::Yugi gets up and looks around Yug Yugi: Everything is so big
::he notices that he was in a new outfit, and a giant top hat::
Yugi: Huh?
Joey: YUGI!!
Yugi: Joey! What happened??
Joey: How am I suppose to know?
Yugi: Is everyone ok?
Joey: I guess so
::Joey was wearing a cannon costume::
Yugi: You look hot in that Joey
Joey: It is kinda warm, but I’m comfortable
Yugi: Not like that, I mean...
Bandit Keith: In a super sexy way, right?
Yugi: Huh? Yeah, in a super sexy way
Tristan: Yo guys!! I’m a cowboy!!!
::he had a cowboy hat, and chaps on, and one of those stick broom ponies::
Mai: Its not as good as my car
::she beeps the horn at Joey::
Mai: Move your ass out of the way!!
Kaiba: Leave Joey alone, he’s mine
Joey: KAIBA!! Ya a dog!
::Kaiba leans over to Joey’s ear and whispers::
Kaiba: I want you to beg me, Joey...woof...
Joey: Yugi!! Kaiba’s hitting on me again!!
::Bonez’s look down and see he was in a apron with a giant iron::
Bonez: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE WOMEN!!!
Bandit Keith: Because you always do better as a uke
::a chibi-Joey appears again::
Chibi-Joey: Once again! PLEASE WAIT!! Uke and Seme, the title comes from the format of
Yaoi! Boy and boy sexual love relationship!! Seme is always the guy who sexual aggressor, you
might hear phrases like ‘I want you to beg me’ or ‘who’s your master’ when you meet a Seme, so
what is a Uke? A Uke is the guy who gets it! He’s usually on the bottom during intercourse, and
acts more feminine then the Seme, such phrases you might hear from Uke would be ‘Stop! My ass
hurts’ or ‘Harder master, harder!’ With that word now described you now know what a Uke and
Seme are! So please continue!
::Chibi-Joey disappears and Kaiba smacks Joey on the ass::
Kaiba: Who’s your seme?
Joey: Don’t make a drunk kick ya ass!
Kaiba: I’d prefer you to beat it
Joey: OK, ya starting to piss me off!
::Bakura pops out of the community chest pile wearing Mr. Money bags outfit::
Yugi: Bakura!! What are we doing here?
Bakura: I’m not sure what my evil self was trying to do
Kaiba: Well you better fucken figure it out
Bakura: But I didn’t bring us here
Bakura: Tea did it!!
Yugi: Tea’s knocked out on grouground
::he points to Tea flopped over wearing a thimble outfit, and bleeding from the head::
Tristan: AH! Tea what happened to you?
Tea: Gurgle....
Bakura: Wait, Yami Bakura usually leaves notes of what he’s doing
Yugi: Notes?
Bakura: Yea, he says I’m incompetent! Hahahahaa! Me, incompetent! That’s like saying Joey’s a
drunk or Kaiba into yaoi.
::Bakura pulls out a few note cards::
Bakura: Kill Kaiba, kill Joey, kill Yugi, have sex with Yami Yugi, blame on Tea
Tristan: Wow! He had everything planned out
Joey: Man, that is just sick
Yugi: Do the cards say anything else?
Bakura: Ah, here we go. Note card ‘Card Domination: Monopoly’
Bakura: It say step 1. Trap everyone in the board game Monopoly
2. Make everyone wear game piece clothing
3. Have them play Monopoly
4. Everyone who loses, losses their card decks and souls
5. Last one standing must defeat me in a card battle
6. Um....
7. Blame Everything on Tea
Kaiba: No way am I going to fricken play this game
Joey: Is it because you know you suck at Monopoly?
Yugi: Don’t worry, we can win this
Mai: Hahaha!! All I have to do is get Board walk and I’ll win
Kaiba: That was my plan!!!
Yugi: This actually might be fun ^_^