Choose Me!

So, me I’m liked by practically everyone in my school, well I guess that’s only true if being liked is equated to everyone wanting to screw me into the ground. I swear all the girls want to be with me and almost all the guys want me too. Also when I say almost all the guys I mean that, even those that aren’t gay, half of them would never touch another guy let alone want to screw him senseless. Those guys are actually the worst they totally aren’t gay, because I mean they don’t go around slapping anyone else’s ass except mine. What’s sad is I don’t even know when this started, I just know that no matter what people might think it sucks because I can’t go anywhere without someone wanting me. There are always things that make these situations worse and one of those for me is that even my best friend likes me and sorry for him I’ll never go with him. And here comes the clincher, of course the only guy I like, seems to have no interest in me, but that’s how it always works out, right?

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In our school there is one guy that is beyond hot. Not that he’ll ever like me, I guess I’m not very nice to him and all these other people faun over him so he can choose anyone of them, why would he choose me?

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Again sort of ruined by the initial summary, but still want it here.
Hope you like
Rad