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*dies laughing like always*
That was a kick ass chappie! It's great to find a fic so worthy of an mst. Keep up the excellent work!
*hands seto plushie* that's for the mentioning me in the prologue!

Ack, what happened to Sakura and Ryou's little relationship?
This is great, I'm busting myself laughing at all the little comments! Whoever wrote this is a shitty authoresse O.o
Please update it soon xD

Oh my... Now I'm going to be stuck thinking thoughts about chickens and blow jobs. *snicker*
Is it just me, or was her chapter extremely short? It was barely a page long double spaced!!! The authoress should be thanking you for adding depth to her crap.

Bakura: I say we chop Mary Sue up and feed her entrails to rabid pigs.

Marik: I'm all for that, though I think we ought to tie her up to a chair and make her listen to the Pharaoh's endless droning about the heart of the cards first. Toy with her mind a little, you know?

Kaiba: I better be a continent away if that happens. That little geek's 'believe in the heart of the cards' speeches make my ears bleed.

Bakura: Try sitting through one of Anzu's happy friendship sermons...

Marik: If I stuck my stuff down a chicken's throat, it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase ..."choke the chicken."

Bakura: O.o

Kaiba: What the hell? TMI, you blonde freak. *groan*

for the ones who don't know were this fic came from....(and yes, this was a story from ff.net, now here w/ the comments - brilliant comments, by the way)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1996255/1/
gods...MY EYES!!!!!! This is why I don't read stories w/ straight couples anymore...the autors tend to make the worst mary sues ever!(of course, there is the problem of OOCness in Yaoi too XD) But just looking at the summary of this shit made me sick -_- *runs to the bathroom* Fortunatly, the...thing, finished the 'story', so, WE ARE SAVED! I just hope that she doesn't remember doing a sequel...-______________________-

ok...scratch my comment about the hope I HAD about the sequel thingy...because she will be back! Find cover, run! because, as she so gladly put it...."There will a sequil! Do not fear!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FEAR THE SEQUEL, er...i mean, FEAR THE SEQUIL! *faints*

Seto: I would never say 'to keep an I on Sakura"......only one thing in this world would give me a hand cramp...*looks at Joey*
Joey: ^________^ Seto's right.
*Seto passes out from lack of grammar proficiency*
Ryou: *grabs Ryou x Bakura yaoi doujinshi and hugs* thank you, deary! Can you give the link to the original story in your next chappie? I would love to see the reviews the original story is getting.

Aten: I don't speak english too well and even I know it better than her.
Marik: Keep writing! *hands Seto plushies and Phantom Bakura plushies*

*gets on her knees and begs*
Please, oh please, please, please, either of you... MARRY ME. xDDD
Oh yes, and we'll make little babies and will keep either Jou-chan or Seto in a closet. We'll be able to molest them at any given time!!! *foams at mouth* Better yet, keep Sakura in a dungeon and eat in front of her while her insides eat themselves... I just had a sudden stroke of brilliance, if that makes sense... Insecticide! Hahahahaha. That'll make her so-called Yamis (which is an oxy-moron, I'm afraid to say. It simply FLATLY contradicts itself. How can one have two yamis? And for the record, one is all calm and shit while the other is as hyper as Vicky from Little Fucking Britain? Phshaw. Yeah... right.) die, then Bakura will eat them and I will be able to pair him up with Yuugi!!! *imagines Bakura having rough anal sex with Yuugi* *sighs* How wonderful would that be...
*coughs*
Oh yes, how come most of the names, e.g Rebecca, are english? Why couldn't it have been totally ORIGINAL names like... Tomoyo, Sasuke, Naruto or even goddamned MIAKA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!
*Kaiba suddenly appears and coughs*
Ahhh.
And the issue with Kaiba acting MAJORLY FUCKING GODDAMNED COCK-SUCKING ooc....
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GODDAMNED AUTHORESS?!?!!
*takes deep breath and swiftly brings out Gwendal plushie from pocket and calms down*
*grins cheerily*
Ah yes. You've missed out her "shawl" mistake in the description of the mutants' so called... dresses. Even me, in my scruffy cargo pants and old t-shirts will look good. And that would be a shame. A right real shame, loves. I plan on becoming the ugliest, worst-dressed person and that scum SAKURA has beaten me to it. Stupid, cock-sucking bitch-whore!!! HOW DARE SHE?! I WILL STAB HER MERCILESSLY WITH A BLUNT KNIFE AND FEED HER GENITALS TO HER OWN MOTHER, THE SLUT.

Wow. I ranted quite a bit there.
Please do continue. < 333
*wuvs this story very much*
*hugs Gwendal plushie and whips out Yuuri plushie and proceeds to make them have dry, gay, plushie sex*
YAY!

Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die. Sakura must die.
P.S; I tried searching for the original story in FF.net and I couldn't find it... ;_; I wanted to flame her personally and now I can't!!! *wails despairingly* On the bright side, I think that they deleted the story! Hurrah. Hurrah. Hurrah. ; 333

WAHHH!
Not story... I mean, bashing-fic.
*washes mouth clean with Essence of Kaiba's Penis*

Kaiba : ...
Mokie (XDDDDD) : Did she just write... what I think she wrote?
Kaiba : Let's forget about it, we need to molest Jou now.
Mokie (XDDDDDD) : Oh yes, we shall.

*somewhere in the other side of the world*
(mysterious person) : Jou-chan, what's wrong?
Jou : *sneezes* Aw, nandemonai.
M.P. (Member of Parliament? XDDDDD Dude, this just made me laugh... XDDD) : Mmkay. Now climb back to bed.
Jou : Okay... Tea.

Me : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kaiba : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mokie : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ok, I changed my mind. This thing almost bearable? What the fuck was I thinking? I went ahead and read the other chapters you haven't completed on ff.net...and fucking hell. I want to rip my eyes out. This thing (it is not a story and I refuse to call it that) is so bad the author of it should be taken out, shot, stabbed, run over, run over again, shot some more, beaten with a baseball bat, shot again, run over again, thrown off a building, blown up with dynamite, lit on fire... and I could just go on forever. Rip the guts out of this... thing... stomp on it, and make it hilarious in the process. Thanks.

Your witty comments and sarcastic remarks throughout this (obviously) horrendous fic are priceless! Keep up the good work; reading what you write about this fic almost makes it bearable. Almost. XD