Washroom MSTed

Must I say it? Of course, I own no one from the great show called Yu-Gi-Oh! Why? Because I don't have enough imagination (or money) to make my own anime. This MST is done will all respect to Jadejj, but I just saw the oppourtunity to mess with it. ^^; Sorry!!

By: Elias

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Jounouchi stared at Yami hard over his hand of cards. He saw the former pharaoh of Egypt scratch his ear. Ah, his 'tell' sign. Must be that he had a good hand. Jounouchi looked down at his cards. Fuck, all crap. Sighing, he sat straight up before speaking.

"Do you... have any 10's?"

Yami smirked.

"Go fish."

Jounouchi growled and took a card from the pile as Kaiba walked into them, dm, drying his damp brown hair with a towel after the shower he'd just taken.

"Yami kicking your ass again at 'Go Fish', Mutt?"

Jounouchi blushed in anger and nodded but didn't say a word. Kaiba snickered and flopped down onto the sofa, watching the card game progress. Cocking his head to the side, Yami\yebryebrows bunched together as he placed a pair of cards down while Jounouchi whined in the backround.

"Anyone seen Malik or Bakura?"

Kaiba scoffed and shook his head.

"They're most likely screwing each other's brains out while the author watches and drools..."

Yami nodded in a wise manner before the alarm sounded.

"Ooooh great... Pegasus is back.... with a fic no doubt..."

Kaiba reached to the side and clicked a button on the screen that soon showed the silver haired creator of Duel Monsters' huge mellon. He was sipping fruit juice from a wine glass and a comedy manga was in his other hand.

"Well hello group! I hope you enjoy MSTing all the fics I give you...."

With that, Pegasus burst out into annoying laughter which made Jounouchi, Yami, and Kaiba to cringe. Jounouchi rubbed his ears before speaking.

"Yeah, wonder I t I think the only thing better would be to write a ten page report on daisies and how they impact society. Now, what do you want this time?"

Pegasus frowned at Jounouchi and sighed, waving a hand as if dismissing the blond.

"I just wanted to say hi to my little friends..."

The three snorted.

"... And to give you a new MST!!!"

The three groaned.

They watched as Pegasus pushed a few buttons on his side of the screen before the 'Fic Signal' lights and alarm came on. Yami, Jounouchi, and Kaiba all walked into the theater, sitting in their usual seats as Bakura and Malik ran in, their clothes disheveled and their hair in disarray. Bakura composed himself enough to speak.

"Pegasus sent a fic?"

Kaiba rolled his eyes.

"Of course, the hell else could this be?"

Bakura snarled, sitting down next to Jounouchi and adjusting his clothes.

"Just because you can't get any from Jounouchi and I can from Malik doesn't mean you have to be a pissy bitch all the time Kaiba..."

Jounouchi and Yami just barely held Kaiba in his seat as Bakurarkedrked at him from his own seat. The screen flashed as the fic started.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! is a registered trademark of ©Kazuki Takahashi, Jump Comics, Konami and 4Kids Entertainment.

~Everyone: *bow to the companies and the creator in humble awe*

My characters don't mean any harm to the show or to other's ideas.

~Malik: *snorts* Suuuure, that's what they always say... wait a sec, is this a Mary-Sue? She said something about her 'characters'.... O.o;

~Bakura: *shrugs* As long as I'm not screwing anyone else besides you Malik, I don't care.

~Jounouchi, Kaiba, and Yami: *Gag as the two get lubby dubby*

**This was a quick RP me and Vera did...injoy the lemon...**

~Yami:.... sure, if you could spell right. I was born in ancient Egypt but I can at least spell in the language I speak in.

~Kaiba: Which is...?

~Yami: *smirks* Caveman grunts.... *winks at Kaiba who blushes slightly*

Jou watched Seto enter the washroom. He licked his lips. He placed the out of order sign on the floor in front of the washroom door.

~Jounouchi: Speaking of caveman grunts, this person speaks like a caveman who failed the sentence structure part of Hooked On Phonics....

~Bakura: Hmmm... *strokes his chin* Interesting method..... *writes himself a note to stock up on paint and boards to make little signs with*

~Malik: *rolls his eyes* As if you need to bother to do that with me, just offer and I accept!

~Bakura: *blinks* Who said it was for you?

~Malik: WHAT?!?! *thwacks Bakura with his METAL Millenium Rod*

~Bakura: @.@; *falls over and twitches*

Seto turned around when someone came into the washroom. He backed up

~Jounouchi: And promptly fell out of the window which was on the tenth story floor. The end.

~Kaiba: *grabs Malik's rod (metal one!!) and thwacks Jounouchi over the head* Shut up mutt!!

~Jounouchi: X.x; You mean you actually WANT this to go on?

~Kaiba: *opens his mouth to answer but shuts it soon after when he realizes that Jounouchi actually has a point*

when he saw the look of hunger in those honey eyes.

~Malik: ~as Jounouchi~ Hungry...*chews on Seto's shoulder*

"Jou?" Was the only thing Seto got out when Jou came at him.

~Bakura: Paragraphs anyone?

Jou attack Seto's neck.

~Yami: *stares at Jounouchi*

~Jounouchi: What?

~Yami: *points to the sentence the author wrote* She just gave you a command....

~Jounouchi: *smirks* Gladly... *tackles Kaiba and falls with him behind the theater seats*

~Kaiba: Gah!! Not now, not now!!

He sucked hard. He wanted to leave a mark on Seto's neck.

~Bakura: And then he turned into a vampire and drained Seto of all his blood.... the end.

~Malik: I'm afraid it isn't that easy to get out of this....

Seto cried out and arched into the lips, his hands coming up to tangle in the blonde's hair.

~Jounouchi: *gets back in his seat, a smug look on his face as Kaiba also sits down, looking weary* And before you ask, yes, I AM a natural blond.... just ask Yami or Kaiba.

~Yami: *beams* I'll testify to that!

He nipped and licked the red mark on Seto's necks.

~Kaiba: *regaining his breath* Jeez, what happened, I grew another neck?

~MalOh nOh no!! He's turned into the Blue Eyes Ultimate Kaiba!! With three heads!!

~Jounouchi: Nooo... he only has two as far as I know....

"Mine..." Jou hissed.

~Yami: Possessive are we?

~Jounouchi: *clings to Kaiba's arm* Just a bit.

Seto panted softly, his face lightly flushed as he nodded. "Y-yours Jounouchi...."

~Kaiba: *snorts* As if, I'm the seme in this relationship!!

~Jounouchi: *gives him 'The Eye' (TM)* What did you say?

~Kaiba: Eep! N-nothing!! O.o;;;;

Jou's hands dipped into Seto's pants. "Mine..." Jou growled.

~Bakura: Yeah yeah, we already know that. Why don't you just put a stamp on his ass and shut up about it?

One hand gripped Seto's manhood as one hand pop open the pants.

~Malik: Wait a sec... if hand one was jerking Kaiba off.... then how could hand one be also 'popping' his pants open?

~Everyone: *shrugs*

~Yami: One of life's mysteries, right after where the left sock always disappears to when you put it in the dryer.

~Jounouchi: I figured out the answer to that.... in fact, I figured out the answer to life itself...

~Kaiba: Huh?! Do tell...

~Jounouchi: Easy!! It's 42!! The answer is always 42!!

~Everyone else: *smack Jounouchi senseless*

Seto jerked and gasped at the feeling, eyes fluttering as his face was illuminated by another light blush.

~Yami: I think he's glowing!! Kinda reminds me of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....

~Bakura: *sing song voice* Kaiba the red faced bishounen... had a very-

~Kaiba: Shut UP!! *smacks Bakura*

~Malik: As opposed to shutting down?

Jou started to pump Seto's manhood, as his other hand pull Seto's pants down. All this was going on in the school's man's washroom.

~Yami: Oh for where art thou grammar?

~Jounouchi: Not in this fic obviously.

Seto whimpered softly, bucking his hips into the blonde's hand and pulling his head down for a searing kiss,

~Jounouchi: ~as himself~ Ahh!! You burned my lips Kaiba!!

~Kaiba: ~as himself~ Well gee, it was a searing kiss after all...

~Malik: Wait a sec, isn't Kaiba the taller one...? So why did he pull Jounouchi's head down?

~Bakura: *shrugs* Author magic?

his legs trembling slightly with the effort to keep his pleasure filled body balanced.

Jou nipped Seto's ear. "Do you want it....?"

Yami: ~as Kaiba~ Hell yeah I want it!! Give me my damn Blue Eyes plushie back!

His fingers rubbed Seto's manhood.

~Bakura: So many words for penis and this person continually uses 'manhood'..... I mean, there are other words like dick, cock, erection, schlong, wanker, sala-

~Malik: *smacks him* Shaddap, we get the picture!

Seto bit his lip to keep back a cry, nodding his head. "H-hai..!!" he answered, bucking his hips again.

Jou lowered himself and took the manhood into his mouth. He sucked hard and his hands gripped Seto's hips.

~Yami: *stares* I think he's going to suck Kaiba's dick right off by sucking that hard!!

~Kaiba: *winces and crosses his legs before Jounouchi gets any ideas*

"Ohmygod..!!"

~Malik: ~as Kaiba~ It's Orlando Bloom!! Eeek!!

~Kaiba: *scoffs* I am not an Orlando Bloom fan....

~Yami: *coughs*groupie!*coughs*

Seto murmured, pressing his head back against the wall he was pressed against and trembling, trying to buck his hips into the wet heat surrounding his member.

~Bakura: Woot!! They finally used a different word for it!

Jou moaned and sucked. His hands rubbed Seto's balls. He nipped the tip of the manhood.

~Kaiba: *winces again at the nipping, recrossing his legs*

~Jounouchi: *grins at Kaiba and snaps his teeth together*

Seto shook almost violently as he felt release just out of reach, moaning loudly and crying out at the blonde's ministrations.

Jou drank it all up.

~Yami: Wait a sec... I thought his release was 'just out of reach'.... so he climaxed already?

~Malik: *raises an eyebrow* Such a short fuse...

~Kaiba: *blushes* Why are all of you messing with me today?!

~Bakura: Because it's so easy to do.

"Mmm....so sweet."

~Jounouchi: *thinks for a moment* No... it's more of a salty-bitter taste I think.... kinda like his personality!

Jou stood up and did Seto's pants up.

~Yami: Lots of ups for such a short sentence....

"So after school...your place..." Honey eyes looked into blue eyes.

~Bakura: I swear, they mention 'honey eyes' one more time I'm gonna sic a bunch of bees on Jounouchi.

~Jounouchi: O.o;

Seto panted, leaning heavily against the wall and watching the blonde with half lidded eyes. He was shaking slightly from the aftershocks of release but found it within himself to nod lightly.

~Malik:.... found it within himself? Found what? Organs? Blood? Bones?

"Better get back to class." Jou smirked and kissed Seto. "See you in a couple of hours." Jou then left the washroom.

~Kaiba: You mean to tell me that Jounouchi just left after all of that. What about him? Didn't he get a hard on after all of that?

~Bakura: *winks* Maybe Yugi's gonna service him dg clg class...

~Yami: *reaches over and smacks Bakura* Don't knock my hikari like that!!

~Bakura: I'm not knocking nobody!! *pauses* But Jounouchi sure is banging Yugi!! *runs away from Yami whom is chasing him with a meat cleaver*

Seto watched the blonde leave and all but collapsed there on the floor. Instead he walked over to the sink and splashed some cold water onto his face and drying off before exiting the room.

~Malik: Grammar.... grammar...

~Kaiba: T obv obviously isn't any of that in this author's world...

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The lights come back on as the fic comes to an end. Yami has by now chased Bakura into the bridge of the ship, the other three MSTeers following at a slower pace. When they reached the screen at the front of the ship, they found Pegasus sneering at them.

"Enjoy it?"

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Intensely...."

Pegasus clapped his hands together and cackled.

"Well how wonderful! I would send you another one but my monthy shipment of manga came in and I'm just dying to read them."

Yami smirked.

"Dying eh, sounds good to me so why don't you just kill yourself and spare the rest of the world."

Pegasus pouted at Yami, pursing his lips.

"That was certainly mean of you Yami, I was just being friendly with giving you all of this entertainment..."

Malik twirled a lock of blond hair around one of his fingers as he looked around the ship idly.

"Whatever, can me and Bakura be excused, we were in the middle of something when you sent that fic..."

Pegasus rolled his eyes before sitting back in his chair, taking a sip of fruit juice.

"Well gee, that's not something new. Maybe next time I should send you a MalikxJounouchi fic.... or even better, that HondaxBakura one I found the other day!!"

Bakura and Malik turned several shades of green before running off in the direction of the bathroom. Jounouchi glared at Malik's back.

"Jeez, I know I'm not all that great but did you have to get sick?"

Kaiba walked off in the direction of his bedroom, his hands in his pockets.

"At least he hasn't actually suffered sleeping with you..."

Jounouchi gritted his teeth and ran after Kaiba.

"The hell do you mean by that?! Kaiba!! You fucking asshole!!"

Kaiba looked over his shoulder.

"Is that an invitation?"

Jounouchi shivered before closing the bedroom door. Yami stared and sighed, sitting in a chair. Pegasus bit his lip before speaking.

"You know Yami, I'm rather lonely too..... wanna have some, oh I dunno, virtual sex or something?"

Yami looked at Pegasus with a disgusted look before walking off to his own bedroom, the creator of duel monsters calling after him.

"Oh come on!! Please?!..... jerk..."

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~Stinger Clip: He nipped and licked the red mark on Seto's necks.~