Ryou's Uke Survival Guide

Ryou's Uke Survival Guide
Summary: My attempt to completely do DuosAngel's The Uke Survival 101 Guide challenge using my favorite uke of all time: Bakura Ryou. Mainly YB/BR, most likely some Malik later on.
TricksterMessiah's Notes: I'm going to try to do a chapter for every one of Dangerous Pleasure's Scanlations, key word being try. If you have an idea for one of the rules that involves Ryou, naturally, and either Yami no Bakura or either Maliks, I'd be happy to attempt it if I haven't thought of anything yet. No. 11 and 16 look troubling to me. Otherwise, please enjoy.
To DuosAngel: Hope you like Bakura and Ryou and whatever other Ryou-pairings I throw in here. If not, don't tell me. Thanks for the ideas though. ^^


Rule No. 1 Everybody in the entire world has gay inclinations. Have a high school crush on somebody of the same gender? Go ahead, confess! If he doesn’t feel the same way about you already, he’ll soon be swayed by the depth of your feelings.
Title: V-day sounds a little too much like D-day
By: TricksterMessiah
Quick Sum: AU Ryou confesses to an upperclassmen and expects disastrous results, Bakura expects something else. This is weird for me because I hate V-day.

Ryou hid himself under his blanket when his alarm clock sounded for about the tenth time. He sighed before he finally sat up and turned off the snooze button for good. He wasn't going and that was that. He was already late anyway. He did however get out of bed and headed towards the bathroom to do his morning routine.

His closest friend, Yugi, had convinced him to put a box of homemade chocolates in his crush's locker last night after he left and just thinking about it made Ryou nauseous. His shorter friend told him everything would end up great, but then again, every thing in Yugi's life always ended up great. His long-time neighbor and friend confessed to him before Yugi started at the same school as him.

Ryou's luck wasn't as good and he figured it only got worse went he realized that school had started and the other boy was probably laughing with all of his friends about the gift in the classroom. And of course, other would hear about it and soon the whole school would know what he had done.

Valentine's Day was going to be D-day for Ryou.

He sighed as he shuffled his feet against the wood floor on his way to the kitchen. He hoped some tea would settle his stomach. And maybe he'd have a spike of good luck and the boy would skip school. There was a lot of doubt, but a little bit of hope.

He leaned against the kitchen counter after he set the kettle on the stove but jumped when he heard the doorbell ring. "Who on earth could that be?" he asked himself as he made his way to the door. Ryou opened it, foolishly not bothering to look through the peephole or keep the chain latched, and soon wished he had as his eyes widened at the site before him. "Bakura!" he gasped before he tried to shut it again but his crush already had his foot in the door.

"Mind if I come in?" the older teen said as he kicked off his shoes as he smirked down at Ryou, making him blush uncontrollably as he stood there dazed. Ryou couldn't look up the other, feeling his glaze bare down on him as they stood in an awkward silence. It confused him when he noticed the boy wearing his uniform. Had he gone to school? Did he find the candies? What made him come here and how did he know where he lived?

He tried to open his mouth to voice some of these but was saved by the whistling of the kettle. He dashed around Bakura, trying not to sound too anxious about getting away for a moment as he said, "I'll go get us some tea."

"How about some more chocolates too?"

Ryou stopped and he thought his heart did to as he turned his head back. "E-excuse me?"

Bakura's grin grew as he pulled something out of his pants pocket. The younger boy forgot how to breathe when he saw the blue and white striped box, slightly torn and empty. "I want some more," he said again licking his lips as he took a step closer.

"I... I'll go check," Ryou replied a little too loudly before going full speed into the kitchen. He took the kettle off the burner before he put his hand over his heart as it thudded against his chest rapidly.

This was a joke, right? Bakura was mocking him, had to be. He inhaled, prepping himself mentally for the worse prank of his life as he reached for two tea cups with shaking hands.

"You sure are making me wait a long time," came a velvet voice from right behind his ears. Ryou jumped again, feeling the hot words blow against the back of his ear, and dropping one of the cups in the processes. It didn't register that the other teen had snuck up on him until it crashed against the countertop, splitting in two.

"Sorry, I'll go get some glue," he managed to mumbled out before escaping from him again, heading towards the living room area to get glue out of the hall closet.

"Hey, now, wait a minute," Bakura grumbled following after him and reaching for his arm when kept going. "Hold up, I-"

"Don't! Let go!" Ryou cried out, pulling his arm away roughly as he attempted to turn around only to trip on the leg of the coffee table, landing with a loud thump as his backside landed on the hard floor. He couldn't help to hold back the tears that formed in the corner of his eyes as he sat there, head down in defeat. "Damn it..."

The other snickered as he knelt down and reached for the fallen boy again. "Are you alright?"

Ryou shook his head rapidly before he sobbed out, "Just leave me alone. I'm sorry alright? Please just forget this all ever happened."

Bakura snorted before putting his hand on the smaller one's shoulder, who then tried to pull back and a scuffle began. The boys wrestled around, though Bakura's larger side made it almost completely one sided and Ryou ended up with his back against the other's chest and his own against the front of the couch, pinned with his arms up on the cushions, head wrapped in them in a frail attempt to hid his embarrassment. There was a stirring in between his legs as he sat on Bakura's lap, strong arms circled around his waist to prevent him from moving anymore.

The dark laughter in his ear made him want to cry harder even after Bakura brought one of his hands up to stroke his hair. "What's the matter, Ryou?"

"I'm an idiot and now you're teasing me," he choked with a little sob as he squeezed his eyes shut to keep the moisture in.

"Well, I'm not sure about either, but I do know that I haven't started teasing you yet," he whispered in his captive's ear, causing the little one to stiffen in more ways than one. With another chuckle, he slid his other hand to cup the front of the boy's pajama pants as his tongue slipped along the lobe. "And once I do, I assure you it will be nothing to cry about."

"Wha-" was all Ryou was able to get out when he whipped his head to the side to look up at the other, baffled and blushing, before Bakura took the opportunity to capture his lips as well, holding the boy's head to keep him from pulling away.

A mewl escaped from Ryou's throat as Bakura's tongue attacked his in his mouth and a gasp as he pulled away feeling the other's hand messaging him through his slacks, a line of drool falling onto his chin as they parted.

"Do-don't, that's enough," he pleaded, pale, slender hand going down to grasp the attacking on, not strong enough to stop it. "You're making fun of me..."

"Hm? I wasn't aware that I was," Bakura smirked playfully before diving his hand under the waistband, getting a yelp out of the other when he squeezed his member gently enough. "Oh, but aren't you being a tease if you tell me not to play with you while you aren't wearing underwear?"

Ryou bit on his bottom lip as he started to squirm, not realizing he was only making the situation worse until he felt something harden against his ass. He gasped, burring his face into the cushion as Bakura started rocking his hips into him while still pumping him.

"I want some more," Bakura repeated again, purring it as he nuzzled into the white tresses in front of him, hand reaching for under the boy's chin, forcing him to look up. "I was mean of you to tease me like that. Finally giving me a worth wild hint about your feelings for me and then not showing up so that I can show you how I feel about you."

"I'm so... sorry," he whimpered as the older one's tongue ran along his jawline slowly.

"You can make it up to me by giving me something sweeter than chocolate," he mused as he slid Ryou's pants down to his knees, ignoring but loving the little protesting sounds he made, especially the one he made when he pulled his hand away from his member to pull something out of his pocket. "Don't worry, I'll make sure it's sweet for you too." He grinned, lifting the boy up onto his knees more, licking his lips again as he uncapped the bottle in his hand and squeeze some of its contents onto his fingers. Ryou noticed the floral scent briefly before he felt one of Bakura's thick finger slip into him, choking back on a moan. "Hmm, soft and warm, inside and out, aren't you, my little Ryou."

He moved his finger around before withdrawing and joining it with another digit, working slowly to scissor the opening looser. Ryou shivered when he pushed up against a sweet spot.

"B-Bakura, hurry," he groaned, hands clutching hold of the cushions beneath him as he spread his legs apart wider.

"Hush, relax a little, Ryou," he cooed in his ear as he unzipped his own pants and pulled his aching cock free. "Almost..." he planted a kiss on the boy's neck as he took out both fingers and placed both his hands on Ryou's smooth thighs. He pulled him back so the tip of his member pressed against the moist entrance of the other. "Ready, Ryou baby?" He barely waited for the boy beneath him to stop nodding before he brought him down all the way.

"It hurts," the smaller boy hissed through his teeth, tears coming back into his eyes, legs twitching slightly in Bakura's firm grip. "You're too... too much."

"Relax, I'll make you feel good in a moment," he promised, rubbing his thumb again the boy's thigh in a small attempt to calm him. "And a thousand times after that."

Ryou blushed at his word, melting against the couch slowly. He licked his dry lips before chewing on the bottom one, letting the feeling of Bakura inside of him fills his body causing him to tremble. This was real, warm, painful, but pleasurable roll into one indescribable feeling. He want more too now that he knew he could have it.

"Please..." was all he could meekly get out but Bakura heard it well, pushing Ryou up, almost completely off of his member before impaling him once again repeatedly. The boy groaned, tossing his head back as he started to move his body on his own, Bakura bucking up to match his movements, muttering sweet little curses as he kissed long Ryou's neck and whatever other skin he could get to his lips.

Bakura moved his hand to grip Ryou's hip tightly, guiding him through the quickening motions as his other went back to stroking the boy's dripping shaft. "Come for me, Ryou baby," he grunted plowing into his tight hole over and over again as he jerked him at the same pace.

"I, ah... K-Kura!" Ryou cried, throwing his head back as he shot his seed into the large hand groping him. His body tightened around the other's cock, forcing Bakura to take one final plunge into him before spill his own essence deep inside of him.

Heavy breathing and the pounding of his heart filled both of their ears as they slumped together against the couch.

"Hey, Ryou," Bakura said as soon as he caught his breath, nudging the boy's shoulder with his nose impatiently waiting for him to reply.

He looked up at the other dazed and spent. "Yes?"

"Thank you for the treat," he smirked devilishly before bring his hand to his mouth, lapping Ryou's cum up with his tongue. "And the chocolate was good too."

Up next: No. 2 Semes stay hard.

Please Review to keep my spirits up and creative juices flowing.