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A Conversation with Seto and Jounouchi 1/1
A Conversation with Seto and Jounouchi
Title: A Conversation with Seto and Jounouchi 1/1
Author: LadyVirgo1956
Beta: Istas
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Humour
Pairing(s): Seto/Jounochi
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Summary: Joey and Seto find some interesting stories on the internet
Warning: Shounen-ai may die laughing.
Seto walked into the library looking for his koi, soon spotting his lover sitting at a computer desk that, like all the other tables, was surrounded by books lined up on the walls' and shelves. “Jou, what are you doing?”
Jou looked up when he heard his lover’s voice, “So you like the uke position do you?” Jou smirked. “Want to give it a try?”
Seto frowned at him. “What are you talking about?”
Jou laughed before turning back to the computer where he continued to laugh. “Seto, you have got to read these stories, they are funny as hell. They are written by someone named BloodyLadyHawk”
Seto walked over, looking over his Pup's shoulder to read what the blond was reading and turned red. “Who the hell does she think she is?”
Jou smiled, trying to soothe his lover. “Seto, calm down, I don’t think she meant any harm. They're just stories. She does have you pegged on a lot of things though.” When Seto heard this, his features turned even more of a dark red. Whether it was from being mad or embarrassed, only the CEO knew and he wasn’t about to say something.
“How many of these so-called stories has she written?” Seto asked Jou. The blond clicked on her name, bringing up her profile. “Let me see...she has finished two and is working on two.” Jou told his koi before his face gained a frown. Seto became concerned.
“Pup, what is it?”
“Seto, you got off lucky. Being the uke is nothing. In one of her stories, she has me killing Shizuka because she's absolutely crazy.” Jou said, causing Seto to frown even more. He knew that Jou’s sister was sweet and kind; a little stubborn like her brother and would speak her mind when she felt she needed to defend her brother or friends...But crazy?
“What is she writing in the stories that she’s working on?” Seto asked Jou. If it was bad, he was going to find this person and crush her. Nodding, the blond clicked on the story ‘Home and Family’, before quickly blushing...He couldn’t actually believe what he was reading...
“Well, are you going to tell me or not?” The CEO demanded. Jou wasn’t sure he should say anything, but Seto could just easily read over his shoulder. With that in mind, he bit the bullet, “You’re pregnant.”
The brunet’s jaw dropped. “What did you say?” Slowly, the blond looked up at him, “You’re pregnant.” In only seconds, Seto was beyond livid. “I’m going to kill her! No, death is too easy! I’m going to make sure she’s RUINED!”
Jou knew he had to calm Seto down. “Look, they’re just stories, Seto, nothing else.”
The CEO continued to frown. “That other story, what is it about?”
Jou was too afraid to look, making Seto to take the mouse and click on the last story ‘Mai’s Plan’ himself.
“Oh, you’re going to love this.” Seto said, smirking. Too petrified to ask, Jou didn't say anything; but Seto was going to have some fun.
“Since when have you been seeing Mai?” Seto asked, raising an eyebrow. Jou looked at him questioningly.
“What are you talking about?” Seto’s smirk grew bigger, his voice having turned smug as he spoke. “Read for yourself.” Jou looked back to the computer and went totally crazy. “Me and Mai, no way in hell would I...Seto you’ve got to believe me.” He begged his koi.
Seto looked at Jou and sighed, “Calm down, there might be a way to fix this.” Jou snorted, giving the taller man a look.
“How are we going to fix this?” The brunet just shook his head and smirked. “I’ll find out who this BloodyLadyHawk is; I know that isn’t her real name, just a name she created to write her stories.”
Jou's face showed uncertainty about this. “How are you going to find her?”
“I can find anything I need too. I will hack into her account and work backwards from there. I will find her.” Jou watched as Seto laid down the groundwork to find this 'BloodyLadyHawk'. An hour later, the word “Gotcha,” came from Seto’s mouth as he smirked.
Glancing up at Jou, he asked. “Ready to go face our little writer, Pup?”
Jou smirked, “Yeah, you bet I am. I want some answers.”
(At BloodyLadyHawk’s House)
“Boy, everyone’s going to love this new chapter.” Smiling, kept typing, thinking up all sorts of ideas for the stories she was working on and for future ones. At that moment, the door bell rang followed by a loud knocking. BloodyLadyHawk got up to answer it, frowning. ‘Who could that be at this hour?’
Opening the door, she saw two men that looked rather familiar, but she couldn’t quite put her finger on it.
“Yes, can I help you?”
The tall brunet looked at her and scowled, “Yes you can if you are BloodyLadyHawk.” She looked at him, frowning. “That’s my screen name but my real name is...”
Seto cut her off, “Your real name is Lynn Jones, I know. Well Miss Jones, I need to talk to you about the stories you are writing about me and my koi.” She raised her eyebrows, the disbelief clear on her face.
“You and your boyfriend?” ‘Another nut case,’ she thought. “Look, Jou and Seto aren’t real. They're characters out of a Japanese manga and a television Anime show.”
Seto laughed, asking. “Where do you think he got his idea from?” She sighed, “Okay, if you are who you say you are; I need some I.D.” Both Seto and Jou pulled out their I.D. and showed them to her.
As she looked at them, her face paled and she moved her head back to stare up at the two in shock before promptly fainting. Seto sighed, catching her and laid her out on the couch. He glanced at Jou, “See if you can find the kitchen and get some water.”
Jou went off and soon returned with a glass of water just as she was waking up. Lynn sat there, eyes wide and still in shock. The blond handed her the water. “Are you okay?”
She looked at Jou and shook her head, “I don’t know if I will ever be okay again. You two can’t be real. I’m dreaming, yes that’s it, I’m dreaming.”
Seto and Jou both frowned at her, “This is real, but we do need to talk to you about your stories and how you are portraying us.” She looked from one to the other and sighed, “Okay, what do you need to know?”
“First off is me as uke and pregnant, but I'm smoking. Not even smoking tobacco, smoking pot. Why would you do that?” Seto asked in a hurt voice.
BloodyLadyHawk sighed. “I’m sorry, but you do realize it is nothing but fiction. I love you guys a lot or I wouldn’t be writing about you.” She said, hoping that this would appease the irate brunet.
“What about me, though? I don’t mind the seme position as much as you having me kill off my sister and making her into a real psycho. And being engaged to Mai; please, it will never happen, I love Seto and I am very much gay.” Jou stated, placing his hands on his hips.
She again sighed as she looked at Jou. “Like I told Seto, it's fiction okay? I would not do anything to hurt either one of you.”
Jou and Seto shared a look before bringing their eyes back to the woman. “We have a favor to ask of you. We want to see your chapters before you post them to make sure that they are done in good taste. Is that alright with you?”
She paused, thinking about having Seto Kaiba and Katsuya Jounouchi pre-reading her material. Hmm, why not? “Okay, it’s a deal. By the way, how did you guys find out where I lived?”
Seto smirked and Jou just rolled his eyes. “This is Seto Kaiba we’re talking about. How do you think he found out?” Jou asked. BloodyLadyHawk nodded, realizing she had just asked a rather stupid question. As she showed them out and said that she would be in contact, the woman couldn’t believe that she had just finished talking to someone who wasn’t supposed to be real. Soon grinning, BloodyLadyHawk sat back down at her computer with a whole bunch of new ideas running through her head.
(Kaiba Mansion)
As the couple got ready for bed, Jou turned to Seto and asked. “How do you think she found out that I’m the seme and not you?” Pausing, the CEO frowned. “I’ve been wondering that myself. The only other person who might know is...“Mokuba.” They said at the same time. Seto growled as he moved out of their bed, “Oh, he’s so dead.”
Out in the hall, a raven-haired boy knew that he was busted and took off for his room, hearing his brother and Jou scream “MOKUBA! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW!” just as he shut his door.
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Title: A Conversation with Seto and Jounouchi 1/1
Author: LadyVirgo1956
Beta: Istas
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Humour
Pairing(s): Seto/Jounochi
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Summary: Joey and Seto find some interesting stories on the internet
Warning: Shounen-ai may die laughing.
Seto walked into the library looking for his koi, soon spotting his lover sitting at a computer desk that, like all the other tables, was surrounded by books lined up on the walls' and shelves. “Jou, what are you doing?”
Jou looked up when he heard his lover’s voice, “So you like the uke position do you?” Jou smirked. “Want to give it a try?”
Seto frowned at him. “What are you talking about?”
Jou laughed before turning back to the computer where he continued to laugh. “Seto, you have got to read these stories, they are funny as hell. They are written by someone named BloodyLadyHawk”
Seto walked over, looking over his Pup's shoulder to read what the blond was reading and turned red. “Who the hell does she think she is?”
Jou smiled, trying to soothe his lover. “Seto, calm down, I don’t think she meant any harm. They're just stories. She does have you pegged on a lot of things though.” When Seto heard this, his features turned even more of a dark red. Whether it was from being mad or embarrassed, only the CEO knew and he wasn’t about to say something.
“How many of these so-called stories has she written?” Seto asked Jou. The blond clicked on her name, bringing up her profile. “Let me see...she has finished two and is working on two.” Jou told his koi before his face gained a frown. Seto became concerned.
“Pup, what is it?”
“Seto, you got off lucky. Being the uke is nothing. In one of her stories, she has me killing Shizuka because she's absolutely crazy.” Jou said, causing Seto to frown even more. He knew that Jou’s sister was sweet and kind; a little stubborn like her brother and would speak her mind when she felt she needed to defend her brother or friends...But crazy?
“What is she writing in the stories that she’s working on?” Seto asked Jou. If it was bad, he was going to find this person and crush her. Nodding, the blond clicked on the story ‘Home and Family’, before quickly blushing...He couldn’t actually believe what he was reading...
“Well, are you going to tell me or not?” The CEO demanded. Jou wasn’t sure he should say anything, but Seto could just easily read over his shoulder. With that in mind, he bit the bullet, “You’re pregnant.”
The brunet’s jaw dropped. “What did you say?” Slowly, the blond looked up at him, “You’re pregnant.” In only seconds, Seto was beyond livid. “I’m going to kill her! No, death is too easy! I’m going to make sure she’s RUINED!”
Jou knew he had to calm Seto down. “Look, they’re just stories, Seto, nothing else.”
The CEO continued to frown. “That other story, what is it about?”
Jou was too afraid to look, making Seto to take the mouse and click on the last story ‘Mai’s Plan’ himself.
“Oh, you’re going to love this.” Seto said, smirking. Too petrified to ask, Jou didn't say anything; but Seto was going to have some fun.
“Since when have you been seeing Mai?” Seto asked, raising an eyebrow. Jou looked at him questioningly.
“What are you talking about?” Seto’s smirk grew bigger, his voice having turned smug as he spoke. “Read for yourself.” Jou looked back to the computer and went totally crazy. “Me and Mai, no way in hell would I...Seto you’ve got to believe me.” He begged his koi.
Seto looked at Jou and sighed, “Calm down, there might be a way to fix this.” Jou snorted, giving the taller man a look.
“How are we going to fix this?” The brunet just shook his head and smirked. “I’ll find out who this BloodyLadyHawk is; I know that isn’t her real name, just a name she created to write her stories.”
Jou's face showed uncertainty about this. “How are you going to find her?”
“I can find anything I need too. I will hack into her account and work backwards from there. I will find her.” Jou watched as Seto laid down the groundwork to find this 'BloodyLadyHawk'. An hour later, the word “Gotcha,” came from Seto’s mouth as he smirked.
Glancing up at Jou, he asked. “Ready to go face our little writer, Pup?”
Jou smirked, “Yeah, you bet I am. I want some answers.”
(At BloodyLadyHawk’s House)
“Boy, everyone’s going to love this new chapter.” Smiling, kept typing, thinking up all sorts of ideas for the stories she was working on and for future ones. At that moment, the door bell rang followed by a loud knocking. BloodyLadyHawk got up to answer it, frowning. ‘Who could that be at this hour?’
Opening the door, she saw two men that looked rather familiar, but she couldn’t quite put her finger on it.
“Yes, can I help you?”
The tall brunet looked at her and scowled, “Yes you can if you are BloodyLadyHawk.” She looked at him, frowning. “That’s my screen name but my real name is...”
Seto cut her off, “Your real name is Lynn Jones, I know. Well Miss Jones, I need to talk to you about the stories you are writing about me and my koi.” She raised her eyebrows, the disbelief clear on her face.
“You and your boyfriend?” ‘Another nut case,’ she thought. “Look, Jou and Seto aren’t real. They're characters out of a Japanese manga and a television Anime show.”
Seto laughed, asking. “Where do you think he got his idea from?” She sighed, “Okay, if you are who you say you are; I need some I.D.” Both Seto and Jou pulled out their I.D. and showed them to her.
As she looked at them, her face paled and she moved her head back to stare up at the two in shock before promptly fainting. Seto sighed, catching her and laid her out on the couch. He glanced at Jou, “See if you can find the kitchen and get some water.”
Jou went off and soon returned with a glass of water just as she was waking up. Lynn sat there, eyes wide and still in shock. The blond handed her the water. “Are you okay?”
She looked at Jou and shook her head, “I don’t know if I will ever be okay again. You two can’t be real. I’m dreaming, yes that’s it, I’m dreaming.”
Seto and Jou both frowned at her, “This is real, but we do need to talk to you about your stories and how you are portraying us.” She looked from one to the other and sighed, “Okay, what do you need to know?”
“First off is me as uke and pregnant, but I'm smoking. Not even smoking tobacco, smoking pot. Why would you do that?” Seto asked in a hurt voice.
BloodyLadyHawk sighed. “I’m sorry, but you do realize it is nothing but fiction. I love you guys a lot or I wouldn’t be writing about you.” She said, hoping that this would appease the irate brunet.
“What about me, though? I don’t mind the seme position as much as you having me kill off my sister and making her into a real psycho. And being engaged to Mai; please, it will never happen, I love Seto and I am very much gay.” Jou stated, placing his hands on his hips.
She again sighed as she looked at Jou. “Like I told Seto, it's fiction okay? I would not do anything to hurt either one of you.”
Jou and Seto shared a look before bringing their eyes back to the woman. “We have a favor to ask of you. We want to see your chapters before you post them to make sure that they are done in good taste. Is that alright with you?”
She paused, thinking about having Seto Kaiba and Katsuya Jounouchi pre-reading her material. Hmm, why not? “Okay, it’s a deal. By the way, how did you guys find out where I lived?”
Seto smirked and Jou just rolled his eyes. “This is Seto Kaiba we’re talking about. How do you think he found out?” Jou asked. BloodyLadyHawk nodded, realizing she had just asked a rather stupid question. As she showed them out and said that she would be in contact, the woman couldn’t believe that she had just finished talking to someone who wasn’t supposed to be real. Soon grinning, BloodyLadyHawk sat back down at her computer with a whole bunch of new ideas running through her head.
(Kaiba Mansion)
As the couple got ready for bed, Jou turned to Seto and asked. “How do you think she found out that I’m the seme and not you?” Pausing, the CEO frowned. “I’ve been wondering that myself. The only other person who might know is...“Mokuba.” They said at the same time. Seto growled as he moved out of their bed, “Oh, he’s so dead.”
Out in the hall, a raven-haired boy knew that he was busted and took off for his room, hearing his brother and Jou scream “MOKUBA! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW!” just as he shut his door.
Owari