Loony Part 2
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
764
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Loony Part 2
Loony Part 2: Ch. 1
Cindy: Welcome to a new installment of Loony with me your hostess Cindy McAbee and my ever so crazy sidekick Jason Beck. Say hi Jason.
Jason: Ah...Wassawbi Keymosawbi.
Cindy: Now we have a new item in this fan fiction this time around. The Wheel of Torment.
Jason: Aba-jiga-wa, "death to the pixies!" Now that I said that, who are we going to torture today!?!?
Cindy: Well lets see...wheel of torment turn, turn, turn tell us who is going to learn, learn, learn.
Jason: (Seeing Cindy turn the wheel.) And the winner is...
Cindy: Well what does it say Jason?
Jason: (Walks up to the wheel.) Naraku!
Cindy: Okay, Jason, catch!
Jason: (Catching what looked like a remote control with only one big red button.) I get to push the button. I get to push the button. (Then pushing the big red button.)
Then a huge hole opens above them and then falls not one, but five people fall down and the hole closes.
Inuyasha: (Getting up) Is this your doing Naraku!
Jason: (Then taking a handful of chestnuts he starts chucking them at Naraku.) Silly fagot dicks are for chicks!
Naraku: Insolent whelp, do you know who I am!?!
Jason: Yes, but the real question is, do you know who I am?
Naraku: I don't need to know who you are, you just need to know me.
Jason: (Then he starts to sing) I am the magic schizophrenic, bitch! (And then he chucks more chestnuts at Naraku.)
Naraku starts walking up to Jason then a large anvil lands on Naraku's head.
Inuyasha: (Walking up to Naraku) He sure looks like he's down for the count. So what do we do with him?
Jason: (Holding a big ugly frilly-foofy monkybarf green bridesmaid's dress and a box of makeup) Lets take a vote. Who thinks we should put these on him, raise your hand. (Then all the guys raise their hands in approval. Then handing Cindy the makeup box.) Here, you do his makeup while I'll put on this on him.
Then we see Cindy and Jason make Naraku all girly like. Then everybody takes a gander at Naraku. Then Jason takes out a Polaroid camera and starts taking pictures of Naraku.
Jason: Hehehe! Blackmail!!! (He gives one of the pictures to Inuyasha) Here's a copy for you, so next time he causes you trouble, you can blackmail him.
Inuyasha: This jurkoff has been given me hell for forever, this will come in handy, thanks.
Miroku: (Seeing Cindy then walking up to her.) Hello, I'm wondering if please would you be the mother of my...OUCH!!! ( We see Sesshomaru bop Miroku on the head with the Tenseiga) Why in the hell did you do that for! I thought you didn't care for humans.
Sesshomaru: I have my reasons.
Then we see Jason grinning evilly holding a bow and an arrow an aiming the arrow at Sesshomaru.
Cindy: Jay, what in the fucking hell are you planning.
Jason:(Grinning slyly) You'll see.
Quickly the arrow hits Sesshomaru in the ass.
Cindy: Jason what kind of arrow did you use?
Jason: Cupid's chaotic arrow. Didn't you see the heart shaped arrowhead?
Cindy: Oh god no.
Sesshomaru: (Walking up to Cindy.) I would have the pleader if you would be my alpha bitch and be the mother of my litter of puppies?
Cindy: WHAT!!!
Koga: Wait! She's going to be my bitch and have my litter of cubs not yours, MUTT!!!
Inuyasha: Hold on one sec Koga, I just changed my mind, you can have Kagome. I want this girl to be my bitch and have my puppies.
Miroku: Ignore them Cindy I won't let any demons near you.
Just as Miroku was about to fondle Cindy's ass a snap of a whip separated Miroku from Cindy.
Kurama: I'm sorry, but as for Cindy and her pairing with K-9 demons of any kind, it will be with me and she will be my vixen and she'll the mother of my kits and my kits only, got that gentleman.
Cindy: Well I'm calling it a night. And I'm going to bed.
Kurama, Koga, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru: With who?
Cindy: With myself thank you.
Kurama, Koga, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru: Aaaaahhhhhh! No fair!!!
Cindy: Abidy, abidy, ab that’s all folks.
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Questions to ponder till next time
Who will be the lucky mutt who gets Cindy in to bed with him?
Will Jason and / or Inuyasha sell the pictures of Naraku on the internet for allot of bling-bling?
Will Kurama use his Rose Whip on Naraku and hang him on the infamous hanging chestnut tree?
And what weird crazy shit will Jason do to Naraku?
Find out next time in Loony Part 2 Chapter 2.
Cindy: Welcome to a new installment of Loony with me your hostess Cindy McAbee and my ever so crazy sidekick Jason Beck. Say hi Jason.
Jason: Ah...Wassawbi Keymosawbi.
Cindy: Now we have a new item in this fan fiction this time around. The Wheel of Torment.
Jason: Aba-jiga-wa, "death to the pixies!" Now that I said that, who are we going to torture today!?!?
Cindy: Well lets see...wheel of torment turn, turn, turn tell us who is going to learn, learn, learn.
Jason: (Seeing Cindy turn the wheel.) And the winner is...
Cindy: Well what does it say Jason?
Jason: (Walks up to the wheel.) Naraku!
Cindy: Okay, Jason, catch!
Jason: (Catching what looked like a remote control with only one big red button.) I get to push the button. I get to push the button. (Then pushing the big red button.)
Then a huge hole opens above them and then falls not one, but five people fall down and the hole closes.
Inuyasha: (Getting up) Is this your doing Naraku!
Jason: (Then taking a handful of chestnuts he starts chucking them at Naraku.) Silly fagot dicks are for chicks!
Naraku: Insolent whelp, do you know who I am!?!
Jason: Yes, but the real question is, do you know who I am?
Naraku: I don't need to know who you are, you just need to know me.
Jason: (Then he starts to sing) I am the magic schizophrenic, bitch! (And then he chucks more chestnuts at Naraku.)
Naraku starts walking up to Jason then a large anvil lands on Naraku's head.
Inuyasha: (Walking up to Naraku) He sure looks like he's down for the count. So what do we do with him?
Jason: (Holding a big ugly frilly-foofy monkybarf green bridesmaid's dress and a box of makeup) Lets take a vote. Who thinks we should put these on him, raise your hand. (Then all the guys raise their hands in approval. Then handing Cindy the makeup box.) Here, you do his makeup while I'll put on this on him.
Then we see Cindy and Jason make Naraku all girly like. Then everybody takes a gander at Naraku. Then Jason takes out a Polaroid camera and starts taking pictures of Naraku.
Jason: Hehehe! Blackmail!!! (He gives one of the pictures to Inuyasha) Here's a copy for you, so next time he causes you trouble, you can blackmail him.
Inuyasha: This jurkoff has been given me hell for forever, this will come in handy, thanks.
Miroku: (Seeing Cindy then walking up to her.) Hello, I'm wondering if please would you be the mother of my...OUCH!!! ( We see Sesshomaru bop Miroku on the head with the Tenseiga) Why in the hell did you do that for! I thought you didn't care for humans.
Sesshomaru: I have my reasons.
Then we see Jason grinning evilly holding a bow and an arrow an aiming the arrow at Sesshomaru.
Cindy: Jay, what in the fucking hell are you planning.
Jason:(Grinning slyly) You'll see.
Quickly the arrow hits Sesshomaru in the ass.
Cindy: Jason what kind of arrow did you use?
Jason: Cupid's chaotic arrow. Didn't you see the heart shaped arrowhead?
Cindy: Oh god no.
Sesshomaru: (Walking up to Cindy.) I would have the pleader if you would be my alpha bitch and be the mother of my litter of puppies?
Cindy: WHAT!!!
Koga: Wait! She's going to be my bitch and have my litter of cubs not yours, MUTT!!!
Inuyasha: Hold on one sec Koga, I just changed my mind, you can have Kagome. I want this girl to be my bitch and have my puppies.
Miroku: Ignore them Cindy I won't let any demons near you.
Just as Miroku was about to fondle Cindy's ass a snap of a whip separated Miroku from Cindy.
Kurama: I'm sorry, but as for Cindy and her pairing with K-9 demons of any kind, it will be with me and she will be my vixen and she'll the mother of my kits and my kits only, got that gentleman.
Cindy: Well I'm calling it a night. And I'm going to bed.
Kurama, Koga, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru: With who?
Cindy: With myself thank you.
Kurama, Koga, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru: Aaaaahhhhhh! No fair!!!
Cindy: Abidy, abidy, ab that’s all folks.
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Questions to ponder till next time
Who will be the lucky mutt who gets Cindy in to bed with him?
Will Jason and / or Inuyasha sell the pictures of Naraku on the internet for allot of bling-bling?
Will Kurama use his Rose Whip on Naraku and hang him on the infamous hanging chestnut tree?
And what weird crazy shit will Jason do to Naraku?
Find out next time in Loony Part 2 Chapter 2.