My Radamn New Years Resolution by Bakura the Great
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,072
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
My Radamn New Years Resolution by Bakura the Great
Disclaimer: None of this is mine. I not own anything here so don't sue me.
Rated: M
I can’t believe people make New Year’s Resolutions! Why couldn’t they do that last year? Lose Weight? Stop eating so much! Be nicer? Should have done that before you found out your were a prick to your fellow man! Mine? Oh yeah! I’m going to do it for my Bunny! She doesn’t know though. Yes, you heard me! SHE!!! After his highness sealed the Zorc away, the demon sorta lost his hold on Ryo and he woke up with breasts! She’s happy! Ryo told me she never felt right as a male and I for one ain’t disappointed either! I mean, she has bigger melons than Anzu and I just LOVE to put my head between those mountains!!(1) “Hark the Herald Angels sing, glory to the new born Queen!!” It seems Ryo’s family can’t produce a male if their lives depended on it without supernatural intervention! Now let’s get on with it!
I still want to pummel the pharaoh into the ground, but I mean it in the most nicest possible way…NOT!!! We had a heart to heart talk after we got our bodies back from some place called a “space fold”(2). Seems like this space fold is not only used for people that could fly through space as a short cut, it’s used as a storage not only for duel monsters, but to send people there to die. You can’t really breathe there, but damn, our bodies survived somehow by magic. Atemu thought his cousin Seto had a warped sense of humor by putting me there, but the joke is on the priest! We’re actually friends now! For some reason, I still want to kick the crap out of that little shit! Call it instinct left over by being possessed by the Zorc.
My resolution? Here goes! Don’t drink anything or be near anything flammable! My resolutions are:
1. Throw Honda off a first story balcony. I didn’t know throwing someone off a ten story balcony was illegal! I am so sick and tired of him coming on to Ryo. He doesn’t get a clue! I tried explaining that to the cops, but they wouldn’t listen!
2. Get rid of the thieving instinct. For Ra’s sake! I own a night club now! I don’t need to mug little old ladies! I think I’ll mug Kaiba instead!
3. Try to get along with Ryo’s parents. At least they’re trying…if they tried any harder, they could at least CALL!! Sometimes I don’t think they love that kid at all! Their fucking loss!
4. Less drinking so Anzu doesn’t look so attractive!
5. Give Ryo that family she wants, although, the brat is going to have to compete with me for those breasts!
6. Killing someone does not solve everything, although it solves my problems permanently!
7. Lastly, take pictures of the pharaoh and his midget having sex when they least expect it. Then put it on a web site and charge admission! HAH!!! Hey, not all resolutions have to be good ones!
That’s my resolutions. One of these days I will follow six out of seven of them! If Ryo doesn’t get at least one kid this year, I won’t hear the end of it! Number seven I may get to REAL soon! Heh.
Footnotes:
(1) Ryo looks like a girl, sorry.
(2) Folds of space-getting from point A to point C by going through Point B. For more information, watch Event Horizon if you have the stomach for it.
Rated: M
I can’t believe people make New Year’s Resolutions! Why couldn’t they do that last year? Lose Weight? Stop eating so much! Be nicer? Should have done that before you found out your were a prick to your fellow man! Mine? Oh yeah! I’m going to do it for my Bunny! She doesn’t know though. Yes, you heard me! SHE!!! After his highness sealed the Zorc away, the demon sorta lost his hold on Ryo and he woke up with breasts! She’s happy! Ryo told me she never felt right as a male and I for one ain’t disappointed either! I mean, she has bigger melons than Anzu and I just LOVE to put my head between those mountains!!(1) “Hark the Herald Angels sing, glory to the new born Queen!!” It seems Ryo’s family can’t produce a male if their lives depended on it without supernatural intervention! Now let’s get on with it!
I still want to pummel the pharaoh into the ground, but I mean it in the most nicest possible way…NOT!!! We had a heart to heart talk after we got our bodies back from some place called a “space fold”(2). Seems like this space fold is not only used for people that could fly through space as a short cut, it’s used as a storage not only for duel monsters, but to send people there to die. You can’t really breathe there, but damn, our bodies survived somehow by magic. Atemu thought his cousin Seto had a warped sense of humor by putting me there, but the joke is on the priest! We’re actually friends now! For some reason, I still want to kick the crap out of that little shit! Call it instinct left over by being possessed by the Zorc.
My resolution? Here goes! Don’t drink anything or be near anything flammable! My resolutions are:
1. Throw Honda off a first story balcony. I didn’t know throwing someone off a ten story balcony was illegal! I am so sick and tired of him coming on to Ryo. He doesn’t get a clue! I tried explaining that to the cops, but they wouldn’t listen!
2. Get rid of the thieving instinct. For Ra’s sake! I own a night club now! I don’t need to mug little old ladies! I think I’ll mug Kaiba instead!
3. Try to get along with Ryo’s parents. At least they’re trying…if they tried any harder, they could at least CALL!! Sometimes I don’t think they love that kid at all! Their fucking loss!
4. Less drinking so Anzu doesn’t look so attractive!
5. Give Ryo that family she wants, although, the brat is going to have to compete with me for those breasts!
6. Killing someone does not solve everything, although it solves my problems permanently!
7. Lastly, take pictures of the pharaoh and his midget having sex when they least expect it. Then put it on a web site and charge admission! HAH!!! Hey, not all resolutions have to be good ones!
That’s my resolutions. One of these days I will follow six out of seven of them! If Ryo doesn’t get at least one kid this year, I won’t hear the end of it! Number seven I may get to REAL soon! Heh.
Footnotes:
(1) Ryo looks like a girl, sorry.
(2) Folds of space-getting from point A to point C by going through Point B. For more information, watch Event Horizon if you have the stomach for it.