Pup vs. Slut

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I did, Yugioh would be yaoilicious.... and the Yami’s would have a body.

DEDICATED TO DRAGONGODDESS
For Being a great friend and an awesome person
(And helping me get my ass in gear again )

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!! YEAH!
YOU CHOOSE WHO ENDS UP WITH WHO!!

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“Hello, Kaiba-kun,” she purred as she walked pass the said person, who was reading a book quietly.

“...” Kaiba read on. She got just a little ticked. Her high heels stopped their click-clacking and faced Kaiba. She lowered herself down, giving Kaiba a little peep show, while her skirt was on an elevator, slowly moving up... and it didn’t look like it was going to stop either.


“ Might I say, that with that tight blue uniform and silver briefcase, you just look delicious.. Mmm... deliciously dangerous!” She whispered just enough for Kaiba to hear and as she licked her lips, and inched up her already two inch skirt. Half the class were looking up them. And they sure as hell weren’t girls.

“...” Kaiba looked just a bit scared right there.


It was funny, that’s for sure, but not exactly when you know what’s going on - and having to participate. You see, I Katsuya Jounouchi, agreed to a rivalry, and let me tell you, girls are bitches that are born in little cute forms. Teenage females are aliens that come from Venus to make your love life a living hell.

FLASHBACK


“ x divided by y squared times pie... mmm...pie..”


As you can see, I’m very easily distracted. But who cares? All I know that on that day, that frickin’ stupid damn day, my life totally changed. Really, it did.


I was in the kitchen eating. (A/N: what else?) I was also doing my math homework. Why? Because I had to. So there.


/Who is really going to use calculus in real life? I mean, honestly... jeez, they teach us a lesson and expect us to get it jus’ like that?!? I’m not Kaiba../ I ran my hand through my hair in frustration.


But seriously, I have gotten a lot better, even all the way to honors in every class because of my.. erm... little infatuation that I have.


/That’s .. All that it is! I swear it!/ I knit my eyebrows in frustration as I came over a particularly hard question. I knew that wasn’t true, but I’m hard-headed.


Yep.. This is what I tell myself everyday when I wake up panting and sweating, running like the devil’s on my heels while trying to shove my cock in my boxers while running past my sister to the laundry room.... hiding a shit load of cummed on blankets behind my back... yep. That’s my life. Trust me, It has happened many times.


I looked up as the door banged, well.. Speak of the devil. . .


/Kami, what did she think she was wearing?! That skirt is like, and inch and a half! I thought I threw that t-shirt away! And is that... oh , Kami! It is!/ I was dumbfounded. There, if front of my was my sister. And no, she’s actually my sister. But in actuality, she looked like a hooker. Of course, I would never say this out loud.

I looked at my sister. She smiled. I shivered.

And for good reason too.


A red G-string sat snugly on Shizuka’s hips, playfully peeking out and grossing her brother.


/She was so nice and cute before! I always wondered how the hell she earned the title of a slut. .. Oh yeah.. When Anzu came into the picture. /I shook my head. I really couldn’t believe that my sister was actually in the same class as me. It seems as though she was younger, but in America she had been smart enough to pass many of her classes- obviously in grade school - but none the less made it into my classes.

/But why did she have to be in all of my classes - just like Se- I mean , Kaiba?!/ I let out a strained smile as my sister dropped her book bag and took off her non-existent jacket.


I could fully see through her shirt. It barely hid anything. I looked closely.


/ It looked almost.../ I strained my eyes a bit. /Oh./ It actually was wet.

/Great... another thing to wash./ I saw Shizuka roll her hair up into a messy bun and stuck a chopstick through it that she had taken from one of my kitchen’s many drawers.

I groaned. /How could she become a slut in one year?! It wasn’t like she had any bad influences.../ I knew that was definitely wrong. Shizuka had been hanging out with Anzu.. And well, Anzu had the reputation of being Domino high School’s whore. She had been laid by the school’s soccer team - excluding the Yami’s- The football team - again, excluding the Yami’s- and ... about half the school. Therefore, when Shizuka started to hang around Anzu and Mai, who was Anzu’s best friend, she turned into one of ... of...

/ Them.../ Ok. Maybe I was a bit paranoid.

I mean, after all the crazy shit I’ve been through, such as real flying duel monsters, crazy yami’s, at least ten people trying to take over the world, ending up in Yami’s past, in- Ancient Egypt- wenches like Mai following me around thinking that I actually -liked- her.

/ Ew. That was just gross./ I turned my nose up at that particular image that flased through my mind. Oh, and don’t forget Leviathan.. That crazy-assed monster from Dartz. I rembember clearly how close I was to-

/No./ I will not go that far to remember Ka-

/ There I go again./ I need to remember who I was thinking of again.

/My sister./ I moved my eyes towards her again. She was putting her school shoes away. I just didn’t understand how one girl could lay so many radamned people.

/ At least she’s single../ I let out the breath I was holding in while remembering how many guys she had sex with and dumped the day after.


On that day, I thought it was a good thing, but life has a way of biting you in the ass.


HARD.

I focused my attention on Shizuka again, as she called for me.


“ Hey Big Bro!” she giggled, and swayed her hips a bit more. She fluttered her eyelashes, that had mascara and eyeshadow blending in with each other.

God , being a brother/mother/father for Shizuka made him noticed way too many things than he was supposed to be noticing. / I groaned.

/ Why does this have to happen to him?! First, his teachers kept bothering him about how his grades just shot throug the roof, and then girls. - oh, that was horrible- and now, his own sister was looking for something. He just knew it. It was so obvious.

His sister was standing there with her hands behind her back, with her shirt stretched over her chest. Her legs were crossed, and she was smiling.

My eyes narrowed.

Its never good when she’s smiling.

Shizuka batted her eyelashes.

That was definitely not good.


“W’at dya w’nt f’om me?” I narrowed my eyes suspiciously as she took out the strawberry lollipop I had in my mouth out. She put it in her mouth, and moved backwards towards the kitchen.


“ Oh nothing...” Her eyes twinkled a little bit more mischievously as she sauntered to the kitchen refrigerator. My eyes saw something black in her hand. My eyes widened.


/Shit. It better not be what I think it is .. ./ I thought . I knew it was. My luck just wasn’t meant for real life, sad to say. I just hoped she didn’t do anything with it.

And knowing himself the way he did, she probably had.


She turned around and he could swear on his Red eyes black Dragon that he saw jealousy in her eyes. .. She probably did. Her body swaggered menacingly as she stepped towards him and waved the the item - a little black book - in the air like a big , fat, black flag.


“ Jounouchi Katsuya!! I trusted ya big bro! I always told you about my ‘soul mates’.” Shizuka paused as her eyes got all weird and dreamy and snapped back to reality. My chair shifted a bit back. “But now, you stole my current one! How could you, Katsuya?!” Shizuka screeched at the top of her lungs as she also tapped her right foot erratically.

/Oh crap./ My heartbeat just went up a bit faster. His sister only did that when she was extremely ticked off.

/ Matybe if I play innocent../ My head started to calculate the ways how to get out of this certain predicament.

/Nope. No way out ./ Great. Just what I needed.


“ Huh? Heh heh... whatcha talkin’ ‘bout ‘Zuka?” I replied nervously. I knew I should have put a lock on the damn thing.


/Damndamndamn! She wasn’t supposed to know! / I cringed. / Here comes the anger, the yelling, the slapping, and oh Ra, the blubbering.. and the list continues.../ I braced myself.


“Look at me Katsuya.” She commanded with her hands on her hips, making a glare. She looked thoughtful for a minute. “I want to propose something.” She smirked. This was gonna be good.


I just opened my eyes a little. “ Hm? Tell me exactly what you are startin’ here ‘Zuka..” I sure as hell was confused. Hey, bring on the baggage.


“Don’t you ‘Zuka’ on me. You know exactly what I’m talkin’ about, Big Brother,” she added with a smirk. “ You have the hots for a certain Seto Kaiba,” she saw e flinch drastically. I mean, who wouldn’t after their own sibling just threw at you who you liked in front of your face , when no one else knew but a book and your own bed? “ And I will bet you anything that he likes -” she paused as she saw my eyes glimmer a bit with hope.


“ Who, ‘Zuka, who?” I was totally in suspense.


/If it’s a guy, I actually have a chance! But if it’s a girl , I’ll just have to go and get surgically placed double D cups. All was well. Yeah right. Sometimes... being an honest and loyal person has its downfalls . . And that includes rivals who are pricks that have pricks and hot bodies but an asshole attitude that you just have to fall in love with ./ I thought ironically. Especially when you have the tendencies to blab. A lot.


“Ibetitsagirl,ohmykamiifitsagirldi’mgonnabeatherup,no,i’mnotinayakuzaanymorebutifitsanzutohellwithiti’gonnaripherfuckingheadoffshedidmentionsomethingabouthim - “ I muttered quietly under his breath.
Shizuka raised her eyebrow.

/Okay, maybe a little loudly. /I always managed to say just what I was thinking when I was nervous of just plain ticked off.


“Heh heh...” My hand went up to scratch the back of my head. I always hated being in the center spotlight.


“ Like I was saying, Katsuya, I bet you anything that he likes ... Me.” Shizuka flipped her hair, shook her hips, and nodded her head, making her boobs jump with her.

My hands clenched.

/ I knew I always hated sluts./

/ How dare my own sister say that against me?! I swear, I’m gonna turn this right back at her. I’m gonna make Seto Kaiba go to the dark side. / I deviously thought up a plan.



/ I’ll turn her game against her./ The only idea that could possibly work popped into my head.

/ I’m gonna be a girl!/ I blinked rapidly. / That did not sound right./ I pictured myself with boobs. /Definitely not right... but I could see if I look better as a girl, I do have legs for one. Ah hell... I’ll do it!/ I was determined. I tuned in to my sister who was babbling something .


“ What are you going to do about it, big brother ? Ha!” Shizuka chuckled. Her brother could never stand up against her status in Domino High. He didn’t have a snowball’s chance of winning Seto Kaiba’s affections. The guy screamed straight. He just happened to like leather pants and bondage. That’s all...


/ And my God, doesn’t he look just delicious in them./ Shizuka licked her lips. / Makes me wanna ride him until the end of time. Hmm... wonder if he likes whips?/ Shizuka had one messed up mind , being the friend of a certain Anzu Mazaki.


“Don’t be so sure, Shizuka. I know you may think you are... ‘hot’ , but you know, I bet that half the guys you dated turned out to be gay.” Shizuka froze.

I smirked, knowing exactly what I said was true. I truly had the hottest of friends; Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Malik, and Marik. The guys you would obviously fall for. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik; all were considered loners, but known for their loyalty, strength, wit, and passion. Bakura, Yami, and Marik ; bad-ass, top of the class, courage, and well... devious. A good boys secret love. And they all told him about which people they dumped, and went out with. He knew that she went after Bakura; he was ‘the thing’ during that time. Seriously, everyone knew that Ryou was going to win... well, everyone was the boys. Seriously, you think bimbo’s would have a little brain capacity, but hey, everyone can be wrong.


“ Y-you’re wrong! As a matter-of-fact, I saw him staring at me just the other day! We even made contact.” Shizuka nodded her head furiously, as I shook my head at her naivete .


/ She really believes that? I just know he was staring at me. I ... well, acutally, she may be right./ His heart plummeted to his stomach. I needed this game to prove that I was worth more than my sister compared me towards. And plus, in two months time is the Prom. It couldn’t have been a better time to start anyways.. . But he needed to have a head start, and the best way was.. .


“ Alright Shizuka, I’ll take you on, but first, we decide who’s going first with a game called Ro- Sham Bo.”
“Ha! And what are the stakes, Jou?” Shizuka sneered my name out.
“ The stakes are that if I loose, I dress as a girl.” I cringed. Hopefully, I could pull this off. “ If I win, you give me a two day head start.”

Shizuka was in heaven. There was no way she could loose with a bet like that.

“Deal.”

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Ca: I just wanted to say that my tenses are really, bad. I hope this is a bit humorous. Uh.. This is like a side story to SS vs. HH cause I needed to start a fanfic, and this one just popped into my mind. But it could also stand alone. So yeah. You can choose any pairing you like with these characters, Seto, Katsuya, and Shizuka. But no three somes. So yeah.

Review, pwease?