Yugi-oh Answering Machine 2.0
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,329
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Yugi-oh Answering Machine 2.0
Hello there. This is the Maiden of the Blue Moon with Yugi-oh Answering Machine 2.0 Now with video phone! Have a laugh and remember I don’t own anything!
Yugi-oh Answering Machine 2.0
Yugi’s Grandpa:
Yugi’s grandpa: Hello! Hmmm…How do you work this darn thing? Yugiiiii!! Come here a minute and show me how to work this contraption!
Yugi: coming Grandpa! What do you need?
Grandpa: How the heck am I supposed to record my message. I swear In my day we didn’t have to worry about crazy thing—
Yugi: Grandpa…(Grandpa keeps talking)… Er Grandpa the answering machine is…already…
Grandpa: You know if a person wasn’t home in my day you just called back later and~ beep
Hello! This is Mokuba! (twitch, twitch) Either I’m doing homework, at school or playing VIDEOGAMES!! AHA!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!! HA!! (Twitch, twitch)This is freaking awesome, man. I’ve been up for five days straight (twitch, twitch) with nothing but chips, chocolate, and coffee for food (twitch, twitch). I’m on the last level of my Dungeon Master’s game and—
Seto: (from outside the door) Mokuba come out of there. You haven’t seen sunlight in five days.
Mokuba: NO!! I won’t leave!!!
Seto: (pause) You had sugar again didn’t you.
Mokuba: (Stuffing choclate into his mouth) No! I swear! (twitch)
Seto: I’m coming in
Mokuba: Seto nooooooooooo! ~beepPegasus: (via video phone)
( wayyyyy too close to the screen) Hellooooooooooooo! You’ve reached Pegasus in Duelist kingdom! How are you to day?? Of course everything is just dandy, It’s so wonderful to be alive! (cheery ) You’ve received this message because I’m doing one of my favorite pastimes: Dueling, stalking Yugi-boy, Watching cartoons, or my absolute favorite, torturing Kaiba! Oops did I say torture! I meant play, yes play (lecherous grin) Any way I have business to attend to--- (camera pans over to the background Kaiba’s hog tied in the corner)
Kaiba: (in the background) Pegasus you bastard!!! I hope you don’t think this shit is funny!! I’m not laughing!! Let me down dammit!!!
Pegasus: Oh my… Well anyway, Ta TA! (waves) [Video feed stops]
Kaiba: ARGH!! What are you doing!!! Don’t you fucking touch me there, you phony Micheal Jackson!!! Get off!!
Pegasus: Now now Kaiba-boy. I’m only playing! (giggle)
Kaiba: Like hell you are!
Joey: Yea! Pegasus! It’s all fun and games until someone loses their virginity!!
Kaiba: I am not a virgin!
Joey: Oh yeah I fixed that for you a while ago didn’t I? Oh! Yea!! Get your paws off my boyfriend Pegasus!!
Pegasus: I was Playing!! I never even copped a feel! (goofy laugh) Buh byeeeeee!
Joey: You know I think I kinda like ya like that Kaiba. I might be tempted ta take advantage of dis situation.
Kaiba: WHEELER!!!!! ~beep Serenity:
(sexy voice) Hello, you’ve reached the voice mailbox of Serenity Wheeler. Feel free to leave me a little present and I’ll be sure to take care of you later. (smooch)
Joey: ‘eh Sis’ whacha doin’
Serenity: recording my voice message. Give me a sec’ Joey I have to finish. *Ahem* (sinister voice) And if this is Duke or Tristan, I really don’t like either of you! (bright and cheery) Okay let’s go shopping big brother!!~ beep
Ryou: (vi video phone)
Um…Hello! You’ve reached Ryou Bakura. I’m unavailable at the moment so please leave… (0_0;) Ba-Bakura…Oh dear…I daresay what is that thing you have on?
Bakura: (off camera) It’s called a lowrise leather thong. And this is a paddle. I also have some other toys to play with upstairs
Ryou: (blush) Um…Now’s really not the time. You see I’m—(thong flies across the room and lands on Ryou’s head (beet red)
Bakura: (bakura’s butt blocks the screen) What could be more important than this? I’ll be upstairs hikari.
Ryou: (0_0) *ahem* I’m awfully sorry but I’ll have to get back to you…(devilish grin) Bakuraaaaa…(darts off screen, very cat-like) (various thuds and moans are heard.)
Bakura: ( screams somewhere in the background.)
Ryou: (rumpled, there’s a HUGE hickey on his neck) I’m terribly sorry about that anyway please leave a –
Bakura: Ryou!! Get back up here!
Ryou: (dark look) Keep that up and you’ll earn time with the choke chain!! (nervous laugh) leave a message!~ beepMalik: (via video phone)
Hello, you’ve reached the Ishtar residence—
Marik: (yelling at the washing machine) DAMN this foul thing!!!! It’s black magic!!! No one and no thing in this house is allowed to possess black magic but me!!!!!!!!!!! I shall send you to the shadow realm!!! Feel the power of my millennium rod!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Malik: (makes a face) Marik I’m trying to do something!! Stupid yami. *ahem* Hello you’ve reached the—
Marik: (stunned because the washing machine is completely untouched) It didn’t work!!! It didn’t work!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! This thing it’s more powerful than I!!!! I shall beat it into submission!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (takes out a bat and beats the crap out of the washing machine)
Malik: What are you doing! I said be quiet!! (turns around to look at Marik) Cut it out!! (turns back to camera) Hello, you’ve—
Marik: (Screams like a girl) AHHHHHH! (The washing machine gets its revenge, shooting horrible water and suds in his eyes) Stop!! I command you!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Have mercy. Have mercy!
Malik: What are you doing now!!!!!!!!!
Marik: (cowering in the corner while the washing machine shoots water and soap in his direction) Make it stop!! Please Hikari! It listens to you!
Malik: (raises an eyebrow) Take a deep breath, count to ten, think happy thoughts. (grits teeth) HAPPY thoughts! (sigh) MARIK!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!! (starts whacking him over the head with a news paper) You IDIOT!!! YOU BROKE THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN!!!!
Marik: (whack) AH! (whack) OW! Stop it Malik! (whack, whack, whack)
Malik: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO BEAT THE WASHING MACHINE!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!! GET OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM!!!!!(beats him some more)
Marik: Hey!! That hurts! That thing was mocking me! (whack) YAH!! I’m supposed to be the yami you’re the Hikari cut it—(whack) OW!! Shit! I’m going!! I’m going!!!!!
Malik: (returns looking pissed) Leave a fucking message!
Maiden of the Blue Moon: How the hell did I get Pegasus’s number? (shakes head) Okay no more phone for me. Let’s do some Saiyuki stuff!! Gimme a meat bun Goku! Yay!! (munch, munch) thank you for all your reviews! This one’s for you!