Sexy Sluts vs. Hot Hikari's

CA: Aloha, loves! I know I haven’t been seen in a while but all my stories and profiles were erased. Ra, doesn’t that suck? So if you please, I will be REVAMPING this story, since I only have two chapters recovered. So... the outcome will be different, or not. YOUR CHOICE loves! Oh, and I will be updating every month, and chapter dedications will be posted! Yup! ^^ So please continue!

Disclaimer : I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I will though!! * totally all hot air* But if I did, they’d all be gay. ^ ^

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“ What’s up, Ryou? ” Malik’s voice was heard , as he approached the white- haired angel, who was sitting under a Sakura tree at school.

“ Just thinking.” was all Ryou had said, wondering what his Yami and all the other Yami’s were doing an hour before school would start.

/ Probably to terrorize other teachers , or blow up the science lab again.../ Ryou thought, as he laughed a little.

“ By your laugh, I would have to guess, Bakura, right?” Yugi carried sarcasm in his tone, who had a approached both of the other hikari’s.

“ Yeah...I mean, isn’t it a wonder how we ended up as the outcasts, and they are so popular? We even look like them, for Ra’s sake!” Ryou yelled out in frustration. “ What’s the difference?” Ryou, huffed. Of course he knew. The Yami’s were gorgeous, and as sexy as hell. The hikari’s were pretty, innocent, and sweet as heaven.... but totally opposites.

“ Ryou! Calm down , bunny. Nothing to get upset about. You know as well as I do, that even they think- “ Malik abruptly stopped when he saw Ryou, and Yugi glare at him.
“ Okay, okay, they ARE hot, We are still the smartest, and we don’t look too shabby either. I mean, if we spice it up a little, we might just get some credit. Sure, we are smaller, but that so doesn’t mean we aren’t hot. “ Malik stated, in a matter-of-factly way. He flicked his hair about and posed, as Yugi and Ryou giggled at the stupid sight their fellow hikari was doing.

“ Pssh. Yeah, whatever, Malik. We are not at all as hot as them. Were pretty, and maybe cute, but definitely not hot, or sexy, or beautiful. I mean, take a look at our fucking flaws! I am just too short , Ryou’s too damn innocent and blushes like a tomato, You, you are too over-confident.” Yugi said sadly, but his voice flared up as he noted what their opposites were.

“Look at them. Yami’s intelligent, and has knowledge of current events. Bakura, he’s is damn straight. He is devious, but is great at business, and not to mention chemistry and science. Marik, he is a dare-devil. Rebellious. All the things a girl could want. We are like pussies. The only things we can do is look from a distance, and get over them, even how impossible as it may seem, especially with our links, and half of their soul is ours.” Yugi angrily said.

Yugi was right. For all they knew, Their Yami’s were probably straight. They flirted with girls, even took them out sometimes. Though, after every date, they would return home empty, as if they duped the girl . Knowing their Yami’s, they probably did.
“ Yugi, you are wrong! You have an angel’s face, but definitely have grown. You even lowered your bangs so they didn’t look like a porcupines! Look at Yami! The damn guy still looks like a starfish! Bakura, oh damn, don’t even get me started! Sometimes he’s too dense to operate a toaster! Oh Ra.. Marik..He’s an idiot too! Can’t even find the bathroom! Ryou, damn bunny, you certainly have grown. If you noticed, Yugi, he doesn’t blush anymore when anyone mentions a dick, or someone fucking someone else. He doesn’t look like a freaking girl, since he cut his hair, and has a little tan, which doesn’t make him pale anymore! Me, I have grew to be more nicer, and to accept people, not like before.” Malik ranted off, sticking out a finger for every point that was made.

“Oh and Yugi, does yami know you curse?” Malik said teasingly. He plopped himself down near Ryou, since he was tired of standing up.
Ryou, who had been a little uncomfortable of how Malik analyzed them so quickly, stated, “Fine Mali-kun, but that still won’t help us. Especially since almost all of the girl population in our school is lusting after them.”

Yugi nodded. Ryou was is right. He sat down beside Ryou is the cool grass. He wasn’t short anymore. His growth spurt finally hit. He was 5'’6' now. Much taller than he was before. Ryou also grew, along with Malik until they were 1 inch taller than him, but hey, he was happy that at least he grew.

He looked towards Ryou. It was true, he didn’t look as feminine as before, his skin was lightly tanned, not the albino colored paper white it used to be when they were younger. His hair reached just below his shoulders, not like when it was almost to his butt. His face was more shapely, and not cheeky like in Battle city when he found him in the kitchen. Yugi sighed as he looked upon Malik. The boy was way more nicer than before. His voice wasn’t scratchy and scary as hell, but more .. Nicer. Like he wasn’t aiming to send random people to the shadow realm again. His hair was more straighter, and he still kept the gold on.

/ I know that I’ve grown and wasn’t as innocent as before, but what else?/ Yugi thought helplessly. He opened his bag and took out his homework and silently gave it to Malik, who began to copy it furiously. He grinned.

/ Some things never change./ The violet-eyed by thought.

Then they heard it. The annoying click- click of the three most famous sluts in the whole entire school district. Mai, Shizuka, and their ring-leader, Anzu. It was a surprise that Shizuka had joined, but then again, her brother was too wrapped up with seducing a certain, hot sapphire-eyed CEO, so much that he didn’t give a fuck about his little sister. Though, they knew that Shizuka knew more about it than they did. Oh well, Jou would tell them sooner or later. She sported a blue mini skirt, that was well, mini. She wore a white tank top that showed just well, how big her boobs were. They have definitely grown, a lot, by the way. She wore white platforms, and a short jacket. She was talking away with the other bimbo sluts, swishing her hips here and there, showing little peeks of a very tiny but visible orange thong. The hikari’s were grossed out by that display. Even they knew that her clothing didn’t match. Hell, a blind man could tell. They stopped near the hikari’s so that they were close enough to hear what they were saying.

“ That is perfect, Shizuka! Why hadn’t I though of it before?” Anzu happily said. Anzu wore pink shorts that looked like panties by how short they were. She wore orange platforms, and an orange tube top, that fell so low, you could see the valley between the mountains. ..and they were big mountains, for sure.

“ Yeah, hun, you are so right!” Mai said, all jittery while chewing her gum. Mai was the most dressed out of all three. She wore black Bermuda’s with a very tight, midriff purple top. She also was wearing purple platforms... with red and white stripped socks.

“ Yeah, am I right? Now I can have my hot little Bakura, all for me!” Shizuka squealed.

Ryou’s head shot up, eyes narrowed, showing he was pissed that Shizuka wanted what was his. Yes, his. He may be innocent, but was very possessive of what was his. Just for an example, he always said profanities and several curses to the women who stopped by at his house for Bakura, and if they were still there, shut the doors at their bitchy faces. . . and if they were still there, he whacked them around with his broom and . . lets leave it at that. It was a wonder how Bakura even had dates to go with.

“ Um- huh. I also can have my Yami-kins all for myself! We can kiss, and hug, and not to mention a few... other things, while going to the prom together! And I’d just love it!” Anzu said dreamily.

Yugi looked at the damn bitch and was growling. He was all but pissed at what the brunette bimbo was saying. Yami was his to lust after. He also was VERY protective of his Yami. He even stalks those who lust after him and makes sure that they would never want to go near his Yami ever again . As another example, he stalked Isis one day, when Yami agreed to date her, and all of Isis belongings ...ahem.... mysteriously vanished *cough shadow magic cough* and ended up in the Shadow realm. She moved to Egypt after that , and had to cancel yami’s date. Of course his dark was a bit disturbed when she just flew to the other half of the world just because someone stole her dresses... and right before their date. Ch..Served that slut right.

“ Ooh, I can just feel the excitement! I always loved it rough. I just know Marik will give it to me right.” Mai said to both of her comrades.

“ Yeah! First, we flirt with them, and ask them if they want to go to that new nightclub called, “ Club Temptation” Oh, we are so gonna be the tempest ones there tonight, with our leather, and buckles. The are so gay if they wouldn’t want to lay us . But I sooo want to be his girlfriend, not just a lay. SO were are going to seduce them, play with them for a while , them, when they pop the small question , we say yes ! It just had to work!” Shizuka whispered hyperly at them.

Malik was cursing under his breath and staring daggers to the oblivious blonde. He wasn’t as protective over his Yami, but he hated women coming over to his house asking him for a blow-job because they thought he was Marik. He all but chopped them up into very tiny, microscopic pieces, and burned them in fire while he laughed manically and screaming that they could never have HIS Marik. He wasn’t protective, he was obsessed, and psychotic too. He was very dangerous when crossed between him and Marik.

Hell, all of them were. Ryou was an expert hacker, Yugi was a skilled tracker, Malik was an excellent assassin. Put them together, and what do you get? Three of the most dangerous teens in all of Domino. And the smartest. Against the three idiotic girls planning a stupid plan like it was the greatest thing to ever happen to them, they were nothing to them, but in love games, the awfully were better than the three hikari’s . And that was what scared them. To lose their love for their Yami’s. To lose half of their soul to prostitutes who were known as Anzu, Mai, and shizuka. The three bombshells of Domino.

They were popular for seducing teenagers like Bakura, Marik, and Yami into bed, and it was said they all had experience, and could make a man lust with want just by a touch. That was scaring them the most. Out of all three, they were inexperienced ukes in this love game, but still determined to win. They would do anything and everything they could to make sure that these bimbo’s would not even come close to winning. They would even use all the tricks in the book to beat these girls at their own game.

“ Guys, I just have a feeling that those three stooges over there are planning to get into our Yami’s pants- and plan on staying there.” Ryou hissed. Ryou was grinding his teeth and clenching his delicate hands into fists to keep from lashing out at Shizuka. That imbecilic red-haired woman. She will definitely pay. Pay dearly for liking HIS Bakura.

“ You are definitely right. And at all three, too. Hell will be frozen over before I let that happen. And heaven will fall towards earth if I accept this.” Mali growled out, staring fixedly unto Mai , who was too stupid to notice a killer, even if he was in her ugly face. Especially Malik. Stupid Rules. Why couldn’t he kill a woman? Oh yeah, he didn’t want to go to jail. But the law didn’t say he could send her to the shadow realm, right? Malik softly cackled wickedly.

“ Malik, I agree. I shall die before I ever let that brunette bitch get her hands on my Yami. Guys, I think this is our chance. I would change, even if Yami doesn’t like me, I will NOT allow this hooker with my half of my soul. It is just clearly unacceptable. But first, we need to be well informed of our opponent. Know everything they plan. Ryou, that your job. Stalk them, find out as much as you can But first, hack into the computer system at school to finish our homework for the year. .

Next, we need a fashion statement. A sign of rebellion. A show that we are, no have changed. Malik, that’s your job. My job, is to change our styles. No more girlish fantasies. This is reality. I will change us into devious little fallen angels. Heaven had hear our cries to freedom to earth, and Ra has let us free. We are going to make our dreams into a reality. We are skipping school today, but since our friend Ryou here is an accomplished hacker ( kinda explains why all the girls that dated Bakura have no identities the next day) and he will keep our records clean. I will fill in our tests from the teacher, no need to worry about that. But we are going to the mall right now. All clear ?” Yugi planned carefully. He was furious. He wanted to stop them, no matter how hard it was going to be. And he was sure as hell that Ryou and Malik did too.

“Yeah. We’re going to show those bitches who’s boss, and their pussies will become virgins once were done with them, oh wait, are they even girls?” Malik asked innocently. Yeah right, more like evilly.

Ryou snickered.

“ No, of course not. They slept with everybody, and anybody. Even fucked by a fish. I think we should just classify them as ‘it’ or ‘thing’. It would be honorable to them if we called them girls, or even an alien” Yugi replied. Yugi was laughing like crazy on the inside, but remained calm on the outside, since he still was angry at the sluts plan to seduce their Yami’s, but it had simmered down, just a little.

“ Oh, guys? What do you prefer, leather, or silk?” Malik cocked his head and questioned, while taking out his laptop and typing out notes for this, ‘expedition’ of theirs.

“ Silk.” Ryou answered, while opening his laptop and downloading their opponents birth certificates, and floor plans of their houses.

“ Leather.” Yugi also answered, while logging into the school’s database for their completed tests and homework.

“ This is great and all, but how are we going to stop them ? “ Malik stated, clearly confused.

Yugi looked at Malik, then slowly smirked evilly, truly smiling wickedly at his friends naivety.

“ That , my friend, is simple. We are going to do the exact same thing. We are going to infatuate our yami’s with what we have.” Yugi’s hand went towards his head. “Our brains..” He moved his hand up and down, “our body.. ” and he rested his hands in his lap. “ and our ... uh, how would you say this . . ‘skills’.”
Malik took a second to register this in his head. Seduce. Infatuate. Marik. With our brains. Body language. And crotch appeal.

/Oh. My. Ra./ Malik gasped. He was going to wear leather and everything else gorgeous on his friends and his body of this plan was going to work. He then quickly went into the U.S. government treasury system, disabled that, took at least one million yen out, and closed off before he would be found. He then softly clicked shut his laptop. Ryou was smiling softly when he started a little with his opponent information search. He stopped when he was done with their floor plans, and all information on what specific details they were doing. He then also closed his laptop. Yugi just finished their assignments. He also clicked shut his laptop.

All the while, the three stooges still were there, babbling on what they were going to wear at Club Temptation, while the three devious hikari’s smiled , knowing that they would always look better then them.
“ Oh my God ,Shizuka! You are going to wear that midnight blue tube top? I sooo am going to apply your make-up for that one!” squealed Anzu, while Mai was putting on lipstick.

“ No one could stop us this time!” Shizuka screamed out to Anzu.

“ Yeah, but who do you think could stop us?” Mai stupidly questioned while twirling a lock of sunshine blonde hair .

“ Maybe those loners who look like them?” Shizuka thought out loud. Eyebrows knitting together like that was the hardest questions that they had answered. Yeah, they probably were.

“ Nah! They don’t have a chance, no matter how cute they are, we are gorgeous!” Anzu reassured. They were totally in for a big surprise.

Then with that remark from Anzu ,they all stood up and gathered their things, and rested their hands on their hip, as they stared at the three moronic girls that were slowly leaving to their home room. Ryou smirked, it was so unlike the cute little boy that was him a minute ago. Malik smiled knowingly, knowing exactly what was on the bunny’s mind. Yugi looked at both of them, and slowly smiled a sexy smile, and stated what exactly was on all of their minds. He whispered, letting the wind carry his husky voice,

“ Bring it on, bitches.”

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CA: Um... this is also going to be a little humor fic. I need your reviews to tell me which couples you request. Please vote! Here are the choices :

Bakura: Ryou or Shizuka
Marik: Malik or Mai
Yami: Yugi or Anzu

Or just tell me if ya like Yaoi stuff, Yuri, or Hetero . I’ll then decide. Oh, and tell me which couples you would like me ta pair off first! Oh, and please, if you reviewed before, would you please tell me if I did something wrong? I love you guys!!