Yugi-oh Answering machine
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,840
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Yugi-oh Answering machine
Aouthor note: Oi! Haha! It’s The Maiden of the Blue Moon with some more stuff for you! Haha! This time it’s Yugi-Oh that’s gonna see the trials of my warped imagination. It all starts with a funny thing with an answering machine. HA! Enjoy the funnies.
Discalimer: I do not own Yugi-oh. If I did...well...I'd do something with it...I just don't know what. Bah!
Hellos. I just wanted to fix a little oopsey with the Marik Malik thing. I'm really sorry for mixing them up. I guess it's because well the word Malik kinda sounds like, Malice and I guess I equate Malik with evil because of that. Does that make any sense? Oh never mind
Answering Machine-
Seto: (Sexy mother f*ck*r playing in background). Hello, you’ve reached the private cell phone of Seto ‘sexy’ Kaiba. If you’ve dialed this number by mistake, go to hell and if you just happen to be a certain puppy, don’t forget to bring your leash and chew toys to my house tomorrow at ten. ~Beep~
Joey: Uh hello! You’ve reached the residence of the wanton sex god…SERENITY!!! You aren’t supposed to be callin’ heah. Wait, it’s not as bad as it sounds!! Wait!!! ~Beep~
Anzu: blah! Blah! Bah! FRIENDSHIP!! Blah! Blah. Blah. Blabbity blah! LOVE Friends!!! Blah! Blah. Blah bah! Leave message for friend Tea!!~Beep~
Honda: How the hell do you work this thing? My nose itches… ACHOO! Ewww! My snot’s all green and brown…reminds me of pizza. Hey! I’m hungry. Oh shit! This thing’s on?! Uh… Leave a message! This is Honda! ~Beep~
Yami yugi: (opera music in the background) You’ve reached the midgets anonymous hotline. I was kidding. Please leave a message but laugh first so that I know my joke was- ~Beep~
Yugi: You’ve reached the Yugi Motou residence. I’m either sleeping, out dueling, or playing hide and seek with Yami. Please leave a message after the beep. Wait! Yami don’t out clothes in the microwave!!! AHHH! *BOOM!!*. ~Beep~
Marik: Who the hell is this damn it! Answer me or feel the power of my millennium rod! Bwa ha! Ha! Ha!
Malik: (in background). What the hell do you mean ‘feel the power of your millennium rod’?! You cheating bastard!!!
Marik: That’s not what I meant, stupid!! AH! Leave a message, damn it! -Marik I’m sorry!
Malik: I’m leaving. I can tell when my services aren’t appreciated!
(Author: really it’s not as bad as it sounds. You know Marik lets Malik use his body…NOT THAT WAY I mean he borrows it…Oh forget it.)
Marik: Damn you answering machine! Feel my power and go to the shadow realm! ( Big swooshy sound) ~Beep~
Duke: My name is Dukey! The girls call me Pooky! I’m a real cutay!
Honda: this song is really pukay! Now shut the hell up!
Duke: (pounces fight) Why you!!
Serenity: I’m not sure why I’m here but please leave a message for Duke. ~Beep~
Bakura: Hello fools. This is Bakura. No, not that weakling, Ryou Bakura, the real Bakura. Yes, that’s it. Feel the fear as it clutches your worthless mortal heart. Now leave a message and when I get back to you it had better be worth my time, otherwise I’ll send you to the shadow realm in the belly of my man eater bug! Ha Ha! AHA! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ryou: Bakura what are you doing? It’s not fair for you to leave me like this before we’ve finished!!
Bakura: Shut up bitch! I’ll come bask to bed when I feel like it.
Ryou: (Whining) But Bakuraaaa! I neeeed you!!
Bakura: Damn. ~Beep~
Maiden of the Blue Moon: (hangs up phone) I really need to find some new bishonen friends, possibly ones that don’t have yaoi sex lives. (Sigh)