Deny thy Grandfather and Refuse Thy Name
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Deny thy Grandfather and Refuse Thy Name
Deny Thy Grandfather and Refuse Thy Name
A/N: Hey everybody! I thought it would be fun to write a humour story for Yu-Gi-Oh, so I have! Well, partly anyway. There’s a bit of crazy romance too. The story is VERY loosely based on the modern movie and the play Romeo and Juliet, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes. Keep in mind I said VERY loosely, ie: scenes cut, scenes added, and almost total distortion of plot. I hope you all laugh, and not make too much of a mess in the room when I get to the pr0n. XD The first 18 chapters are edited, as they really, really needed to be. If you saw this before on ff.net, it may have changed a lot, it may have changed a little. Hard to say. I’ll update semi-regularly-ish. XD
Here’s the cast list!
!
Capulet Family
The Capulet Boys are now... The Kaiba Brothers! (who are cousins of Juliet) They consist of...
Mokuba, Bakura and Malik.
Juliet’s Father: Tristan
Juliet’s Mother: Tea
Juliet’s Maid/Nurse: Pegasus (I couldn’t resist.)
Juliet is played by...
SETO KAIBA!!
Montague Family
The Montague Boys are now... The Motou Boys! They consist of...
Yami, Ryou and Bandit Keith.
Romeo’s father is now his grandfather, and is played by Grandpa (yes, that’s his name! I realized that it was Solomon recently, but for this story, it’s just Grandpa).
Romeo’s grandmother: Mai (it makes sense later)
Mercutio (Romeo’s best friend) Joey
Romeo is played by...
YUGI MOTOU!!
Extra people:
Priest: Duke Devlin
A girl Seto is supposed to marry(ie: Femme!Paris XD): Serenity
City Official (Prince): Croquet
Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor I own Romeo and Juliet or the movie versions done of said play.
~*~*~*~*~
T’was a sad tale, this one, of two star crossed lovers sealing their fate by candlelight. At least, it was a sad tale until now. Presently, it is... well, you’ll just have to read it now then, won’t you. Let’s start with a background history first, shall we?
You see, there were two INSANELY rich families, as in, chandeliers from the chandeliers off the fresco ceiling rich: the Kaiba family and the Motou family. No one knows how their quarrel had begun, but it still continued on even up to the time of this particular story. There was name-calling, there were vicious catfights, and worst of all were the practical jokes.
Ingrid Kaiba, considered to be the most shrewd, managed to get Jerry Motou cream pied after hiring a male lap dancer to humiliate him. Enough of that though, let us start telling the REAL story. Truly.
Our tale, of all places, begins at a Shell gas station. There were a carload of nuns who were gassing up, when out of nowhere
THE MOTOU BOYS...
…drove on the scene. Each clad in bright, Hawaiian colours, Yami, Ryou and Bandit Keith did a series of hollers, yells and cheers. Yami went so far as to spook the nuns by playing with his nipples. Ryou was dancing around the Ford Pickup they owned with the gas nozzle, and Bandit Keith was shakin’ his booty, much to the chagrin of everyone who saw him.
A car screeched into the Shell station, making all present stop and stare. A lot. Out of the jet-black Cadillac came...
THE KAIBA BROTHERS.
Mokuba wore spurs on his heels, a red suede (real cow!) vest, and his very aura proclaimed “El Spaniard Tough Guyo”. He also had a very stylish goatee. Bakura was clad in a black leather (more real cow!) catsuit, with a 5 point star cut out on the chest area. Several nuns immediately gave up their call to faith. As for Malik, he was garbed in a thick fur (real beaver!) coat, seventeen gold chains around his neck, fifteen on each wrist, and ten around each ankle. He CLAIMED to be an all powerful pimp. After the three had glared at the Motous for a while, and the Motous had glared at the Kaibas, Yami spoke.
“Take that piece of shit you call a vehicle and go, you animal killers! Fur, leather, suede... you people are sick! Get the hell out of here now, if only to keep the peace.”
“Peash?” Mokuba, who was presently taking a drag off a Camel, raised his perfectly plucked eyebrows in inquisition and let his cigarette fall to the pavement.
“I hate de vord.” Mokuba slowly crunched it with his shoes, clicking his spurs all the while.
“When are you going to learn to talk properly, oh speech-impedimented brother of mine?”
“Shut jur fashe Bakura.”
At that, Bakura laughed, his spiky white hair slicing through the breeze.
“You know Ryou, he sorta looks like ya…”
No sooner than Bandit Keith had spoken these words, the leather clad Kaiba brother had him pinned to the car wash selection panel, gun to his temple.
“No one EVER compares ME to a Motou and lives to tell of it!”
Before Bakura could shoot, however, Ryou doused him with a superfluous amount of cheap-ass gasoline.
“You’re dead!”
“Super unleaded was just too good for you.” replied Ryou. Then all hell broke loose.
Bakura and Ryou chased each other around the station with gas nozzles, spilling the stuff EVERYWHERE. Mokuba and Yami were involved in a dramatic gunfight, twisting away from each bullet fired (Mokuba taking time to comb his goatee between each shot). Malik was surprisingly recruiting some whores of both genders, and Bandit Keith... was getting beaten up by an old woman carrying a thrift store purse.
Stressed out about his eyebrows getting greasy from the gasoline (though apparently his hair needed all the Dapper Dan it could get), Mokuba tried to light a cigarette and accidentally let go of his lighter. Sheer bad luck caused the flame to stay up, and everyone stopped what they were doing, watching in terror as the lighter fell onto the gasoline-soaked asphalt...
SPLASH!!
The lighter landed in a puddle of gas. Nothing happened immediately afterwards, and everyone gave a collective sigh of relief.
FWOOSH!!!
Flames sprung up from the puddle and snaked their way around the Shell station. The nun van sped out at top speed, leaving the sinners who were drooling over Bakura and those who became a whore to Malik behind. Both the Moutou and Kaiba brothers left, the latter with a few extra female passengers. Strangely, both Bakura and Ryou went missing, but we’ll touch on that later. The burning ‘Air Miles Reward Miles’ sign shone on the evening news as Croquet yelled from the chopper-filled skies for all parties to drop their mistempered weapons to the ground…away from the gasoline.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Comments/Suggestions? I’m going to put this up one at a time so that I can take in people’s feedback when editing the next chapter and so on and so forth. Wootness.
A/N: Hey everybody! I thought it would be fun to write a humour story for Yu-Gi-Oh, so I have! Well, partly anyway. There’s a bit of crazy romance too. The story is VERY loosely based on the modern movie and the play Romeo and Juliet, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes. Keep in mind I said VERY loosely, ie: scenes cut, scenes added, and almost total distortion of plot. I hope you all laugh, and not make too much of a mess in the room when I get to the pr0n. XD The first 18 chapters are edited, as they really, really needed to be. If you saw this before on ff.net, it may have changed a lot, it may have changed a little. Hard to say. I’ll update semi-regularly-ish. XD
Here’s the cast list!
!
Capulet Family
The Capulet Boys are now... The Kaiba Brothers! (who are cousins of Juliet) They consist of...
Mokuba, Bakura and Malik.
Juliet’s Father: Tristan
Juliet’s Mother: Tea
Juliet’s Maid/Nurse: Pegasus (I couldn’t resist.)
Juliet is played by...
SETO KAIBA!!
Montague Family
The Montague Boys are now... The Motou Boys! They consist of...
Yami, Ryou and Bandit Keith.
Romeo’s father is now his grandfather, and is played by Grandpa (yes, that’s his name! I realized that it was Solomon recently, but for this story, it’s just Grandpa).
Romeo’s grandmother: Mai (it makes sense later)
Mercutio (Romeo’s best friend) Joey
Romeo is played by...
YUGI MOTOU!!
Extra people:
Priest: Duke Devlin
A girl Seto is supposed to marry(ie: Femme!Paris XD): Serenity
City Official (Prince): Croquet
Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor I own Romeo and Juliet or the movie versions done of said play.
~*~*~*~*~
T’was a sad tale, this one, of two star crossed lovers sealing their fate by candlelight. At least, it was a sad tale until now. Presently, it is... well, you’ll just have to read it now then, won’t you. Let’s start with a background history first, shall we?
You see, there were two INSANELY rich families, as in, chandeliers from the chandeliers off the fresco ceiling rich: the Kaiba family and the Motou family. No one knows how their quarrel had begun, but it still continued on even up to the time of this particular story. There was name-calling, there were vicious catfights, and worst of all were the practical jokes.
Ingrid Kaiba, considered to be the most shrewd, managed to get Jerry Motou cream pied after hiring a male lap dancer to humiliate him. Enough of that though, let us start telling the REAL story. Truly.
Our tale, of all places, begins at a Shell gas station. There were a carload of nuns who were gassing up, when out of nowhere
THE MOTOU BOYS...
…drove on the scene. Each clad in bright, Hawaiian colours, Yami, Ryou and Bandit Keith did a series of hollers, yells and cheers. Yami went so far as to spook the nuns by playing with his nipples. Ryou was dancing around the Ford Pickup they owned with the gas nozzle, and Bandit Keith was shakin’ his booty, much to the chagrin of everyone who saw him.
A car screeched into the Shell station, making all present stop and stare. A lot. Out of the jet-black Cadillac came...
THE KAIBA BROTHERS.
Mokuba wore spurs on his heels, a red suede (real cow!) vest, and his very aura proclaimed “El Spaniard Tough Guyo”. He also had a very stylish goatee. Bakura was clad in a black leather (more real cow!) catsuit, with a 5 point star cut out on the chest area. Several nuns immediately gave up their call to faith. As for Malik, he was garbed in a thick fur (real beaver!) coat, seventeen gold chains around his neck, fifteen on each wrist, and ten around each ankle. He CLAIMED to be an all powerful pimp. After the three had glared at the Motous for a while, and the Motous had glared at the Kaibas, Yami spoke.
“Take that piece of shit you call a vehicle and go, you animal killers! Fur, leather, suede... you people are sick! Get the hell out of here now, if only to keep the peace.”
“Peash?” Mokuba, who was presently taking a drag off a Camel, raised his perfectly plucked eyebrows in inquisition and let his cigarette fall to the pavement.
“I hate de vord.” Mokuba slowly crunched it with his shoes, clicking his spurs all the while.
“When are you going to learn to talk properly, oh speech-impedimented brother of mine?”
“Shut jur fashe Bakura.”
At that, Bakura laughed, his spiky white hair slicing through the breeze.
“You know Ryou, he sorta looks like ya…”
No sooner than Bandit Keith had spoken these words, the leather clad Kaiba brother had him pinned to the car wash selection panel, gun to his temple.
“No one EVER compares ME to a Motou and lives to tell of it!”
Before Bakura could shoot, however, Ryou doused him with a superfluous amount of cheap-ass gasoline.
“You’re dead!”
“Super unleaded was just too good for you.” replied Ryou. Then all hell broke loose.
Bakura and Ryou chased each other around the station with gas nozzles, spilling the stuff EVERYWHERE. Mokuba and Yami were involved in a dramatic gunfight, twisting away from each bullet fired (Mokuba taking time to comb his goatee between each shot). Malik was surprisingly recruiting some whores of both genders, and Bandit Keith... was getting beaten up by an old woman carrying a thrift store purse.
Stressed out about his eyebrows getting greasy from the gasoline (though apparently his hair needed all the Dapper Dan it could get), Mokuba tried to light a cigarette and accidentally let go of his lighter. Sheer bad luck caused the flame to stay up, and everyone stopped what they were doing, watching in terror as the lighter fell onto the gasoline-soaked asphalt...
SPLASH!!
The lighter landed in a puddle of gas. Nothing happened immediately afterwards, and everyone gave a collective sigh of relief.
FWOOSH!!!
Flames sprung up from the puddle and snaked their way around the Shell station. The nun van sped out at top speed, leaving the sinners who were drooling over Bakura and those who became a whore to Malik behind. Both the Moutou and Kaiba brothers left, the latter with a few extra female passengers. Strangely, both Bakura and Ryou went missing, but we’ll touch on that later. The burning ‘Air Miles Reward Miles’ sign shone on the evening news as Croquet yelled from the chopper-filled skies for all parties to drop their mistempered weapons to the ground…away from the gasoline.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Comments/Suggestions? I’m going to put this up one at a time so that I can take in people’s feedback when editing the next chapter and so on and so forth. Wootness.