A Collection of Yaoi-Filled Parodies
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,281
Reviews:
10
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Currently Reading:
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,281
Reviews:
10
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Collection of Yaoi-Filled Parodies
A Collection of Yaoi-Filled Parodies
First Installment
Kinky Handcuffs: $31.99
Leather Pants: $69.99
Watching Yami handcuffed to the bed, wearing leather pants, and teasing Seto: ... Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Seto's Master Card.
....................................................
The Verizon Wireless guy walks through a hall. He opens the door to a room and walks in. Joey and Yugi are moaning softly, panting under the sheets.
"Oh .... Yugi .... yes .... unh ...."
"Joey .... faster .... please ..."
The Verizon Wireless guy puts his phone to his ear with a smile, "Can you hear me now? Good."
He walks to a room where Seto and Yami are. They are making a considerably amount of noise under their sheets.
"AH! Yami .... good .... keep doing that!"
"Seto ... I'm gonna .... gonna ..."
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
The man walks to yet another room. Marik and Bakura are in this one, making more a greater deal more noise than was necessary. The bed was bouncing and groaning under their weight as they made wild, hot love.
"AH!!! AH!!! GODS!!! MARIK!!! YES!!! FUCK!!! SO HOT!!! HARDER!!!! COME ON!!!"
"DAMMIT YOU!!! I'M RIDING YOU AS FAST AS I ... AH!!!! CAN!!! AH!!! RA IN HEAVEN!!! OH!!!"
"Can you hear me now ... GOOD!"
The bed brakes and Marik and Bakura spill out on the floor, where they continue fucking crazily, jumping on each other and ravenously kissing, passionately.
The Verizon Wireless guy stares at them and talks into his phone, "Hey ... can I call you back ...?"
.............................................................
Ishizu Ishtar walked to the mailbox and opened a letter, "Ah! It's from my dear, sweet brother. Wonder what's he up to ..."
Hello sister; hello brother,
These latex condoms
really bother
Plus we're too busy
with our new toys
But thanks a bunch for all those tips on BDSM.
Love and sex,
Your sweet, adorable, innocent brother
Marik Ishtar
and his lover, Bakura.
Ishizu looked at two fingerprints made with apparently ... white paint ... or ... was it ... something else.
Isis shuddered and gingerly folded the letter.
'I have the kinkiest brother in the world ... and what did he means tips on BDSM ...?'
"ODION!!!"
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A/N: So how was it ...? The first one was a parody of the Master Card commercials, the second is the Verizon Wireless one, and the third is the K-9 Advantage thing that keeps mosquitoes from biting. None of these belong to me. "wink"
Please Review! "grins" PLZ!!!
First Installment
Kinky Handcuffs: $31.99
Leather Pants: $69.99
Watching Yami handcuffed to the bed, wearing leather pants, and teasing Seto: ... Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Seto's Master Card.
....................................................
The Verizon Wireless guy walks through a hall. He opens the door to a room and walks in. Joey and Yugi are moaning softly, panting under the sheets.
"Oh .... Yugi .... yes .... unh ...."
"Joey .... faster .... please ..."
The Verizon Wireless guy puts his phone to his ear with a smile, "Can you hear me now? Good."
He walks to a room where Seto and Yami are. They are making a considerably amount of noise under their sheets.
"AH! Yami .... good .... keep doing that!"
"Seto ... I'm gonna .... gonna ..."
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
The man walks to yet another room. Marik and Bakura are in this one, making more a greater deal more noise than was necessary. The bed was bouncing and groaning under their weight as they made wild, hot love.
"AH!!! AH!!! GODS!!! MARIK!!! YES!!! FUCK!!! SO HOT!!! HARDER!!!! COME ON!!!"
"DAMMIT YOU!!! I'M RIDING YOU AS FAST AS I ... AH!!!! CAN!!! AH!!! RA IN HEAVEN!!! OH!!!"
"Can you hear me now ... GOOD!"
The bed brakes and Marik and Bakura spill out on the floor, where they continue fucking crazily, jumping on each other and ravenously kissing, passionately.
The Verizon Wireless guy stares at them and talks into his phone, "Hey ... can I call you back ...?"
.............................................................
Ishizu Ishtar walked to the mailbox and opened a letter, "Ah! It's from my dear, sweet brother. Wonder what's he up to ..."
Hello sister; hello brother,
These latex condoms
really bother
Plus we're too busy
with our new toys
But thanks a bunch for all those tips on BDSM.
Love and sex,
Your sweet, adorable, innocent brother
Marik Ishtar
and his lover, Bakura.
Ishizu looked at two fingerprints made with apparently ... white paint ... or ... was it ... something else.
Isis shuddered and gingerly folded the letter.
'I have the kinkiest brother in the world ... and what did he means tips on BDSM ...?'
"ODION!!!"
...........................................................
A/N: So how was it ...? The first one was a parody of the Master Card commercials, the second is the Verizon Wireless one, and the third is the K-9 Advantage thing that keeps mosquitoes from biting. None of these belong to me. "wink"
Please Review! "grins" PLZ!!!