Lets Go See Santa
Lets Go See Santa
Disclaimer- Oh how very sad it is that Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. It belongs to its creator and not I. I am not gaining money off this. I am simply having a good time.
Pairings- BakuraxMalik (well duh! I wrote it. What did you expect?) MinaxHarry Potter (I don*t own that either! Man, J.K. Rowling kicks so much ass. I can*t wait till the sixth book comes out. Sorry! I*m rambling!)
Warnings- Oh don*t be silly! You know its going to be a lemon! Of course there*s going to be yaoi in it as well! Of course...if there wasn*t you probably wouldn*t be reading it. Malik, cross-dressing. And much OOC-ness
And let the ficcy begin!
Malik sighed as he walked through the mall with Yugi and a very hyperactive Mina (Yay me!) Malik*s wonderfully tanned body was dressed in nothing but a small black frilly skirt, knee high boots and a tight long sleeved red tee that read * You can kiss my happy jolly ass*. Lil Yugi was dressed in his usual attire. Mina, a long blond, bright blue eyed girl was dressed in baggy jeans and a Jnco tee, jean jacket covering it, "I want to ask Santa for Harry!" Malik*s black coal covered eyes rolled, "Doesn*t Harry get Christmas break at Hogwarts?" Mina pouted, "He does but he has decided to stay instead of return to the Dersley*s. Not that I blame him. Those fucking muggle*s. ." Yugi gasped, "Mina! Don*t use such language! There are little kids around." Malik smirked "Funny. The only LITTLE kid I see right now is you." Yugi fumed, "I*m not little!" Mina giggled and patted his head, "There, there Yugi. Yami seem*s to like your size just fine. Don*t have to bend down as far." Malik laughed and Yugi*s face turned scarlet.
Bakura sat on a stupid red thrown dressed in a santa suit and surrounded by fake snow, raindeer, elfs, and a stupid little house that read *North Pole* as a little girl screamed in his ear about a pony. Oh Ryou was in so much trouble when he saw him! How dare he give him the idea to be Santa! Bakura had no idea who Santa was and he had wanted the extra cash so he agreed. Had he known what that jolly old fat man had to put up with he would have had no part in the matter. The little girl on his lap continued to scream for a pony. * I must not kill this brat! Do NOT kill the children. Kill the pharaoh.! Fuck Malik...mmm there*s a happy thought. Sexy Malik. So damn fine!* "Alright you*ll get a pony! Kindly remove yourself from my lap before I change my mind!" The little girl happily leapt from his lap and he sighed as another kid sat on his lap. His brown eyes widened when he saw that it was the little Kaiba brother, "So Mokuba, what would you like for x-mas?" he asked in a false cheerful tone. Mokuba smiled , " I umm I just wanted to spend some more time with my big brother."
Bakura felt a little bad for the long haired boy, "I can*t make any promises but I will do what I can." "Thanks Santa." The tomb robber patted Mokuba*s head before sending him back to his brother. "What about you Kaiba? What do you want for x-mas?" Seto narrowed his eyes at him "That*s none of your concern." "What? You want that stick removed from your butt?" Seto stood up straight and walked off quickly, dragging a laughing Moukuba away. Bakura chuckled to himself before he heard the cry of "Come on Malik!" and Malik*s lovely voice ringing back with "Shut the hell up Yugi! I*m not the one who wanted to see San-ta!" Mina was bouncing about chanting "Harry!.Harry! Harry!" Upon looking over Bakura*s jaw dropped when he saw what exactly Malik was dressed in *By the son*s of the pharaoh! Wait..does Yami have any kids? Anyway, damn Malik looks fine!* Bakura swallowed the lump in his throat as Yugi bound up to him and plopped onto his lap "Hi Santa!"
Malik watched slightly as Yugi talked to Santa about what he wanted for x-mas. His mind however was drifting to Bakura. Gods what he wouldn*t give to have that sexy thief with him. Clapping his hands together he giggled softly as dirty images popped into his head. Mina sniggered "Remove your head from the gutter Malik! Your such a pervert." "Hmmm maybe my mind wouldn*t be in the gutter so much if I could get Bakura to.." "Malik! There ARE children around!" "Hn!" Yugi bound back to them, "Malik why don*t you go tell Santa what you want for x-mas?" "Oh yeah! Like Santa could get me what I wanted!" Giving a huff Malik walked up and sat on the * old perverts* lap "Well if it isn*t jolly old Saint Nick." Crossing his arms over his chest Malik crossed his legs, letting the skirt slip up to reveal more of his lovely thighs.
Bakura groaned softly. Holy shit! Malik was on his lap. Malik was on his fucking lap! Clearing his throat Bakura asked "So..what would you like for x-mas Malik?" Large lavender eyes blinked at him "How the fuck did you know my name? Are you stalking me!?" "No of course not." *Yes! Yes I am!* "I*m Santa Clause you silly boy. I know every child*s name." *Oh gods I sound so fucking corny! Someone help me!* Snorting Malik flipped his lovely blond locks "Yeah whatever San-ta. And in case you haven*t noticed, I*m not exactly a child." The thigh Malik wasn*t sitting on started to shake due to Bakura*s sexual frustration "You haven*t told me what you wanted yet Malik." Malik pouted and got a sad _expression, "You couldn*t give me what I want." "Maybe you should tell me what it is damn it!" Lavender eyes widened, "Santa..you swore. I think I have a whole new respect for you."
Malik snickered, "You remind me of my friend Bakura." Bakura grinned widely from behind the false beard, "Ah. And you like this Bakura?" Malik*s cheeks tinted and he giggled, "Yeah. Bakura totally rocks." Bakura mentally cheered in his head. *Yes! Malik thinks I rock!* Just then a idea hit the white haired boy "And you want Bakura for x-mas?" Malik*s eyes got very wide and his face turned red "Oh by Anubis, how did you know that Santa!?" *Oh great gods he wants me! Malik wants me!* Malik sighed and slowly started to rise, "Like I said. You can*t get me what I want for x-mas." "Oh quite the contrary Malik. I can guarantee that you will most defiantly be getting that." "Wha? You mean Bakura likes me? How do you know this? I*m pretty sure Bakura wouldn*t be talk to you. He only talks to me." "Lets just say I have my ways." With a big smile Malik hugged *Santa* "Thanks Santa. And if I don*t get what I want I*m going to kick your ass next year." he grinned darkly before skipping off. Bakura watched Malik*s with a happy grin before slumping back further into the seat " I think I*m starting to like x-mas."