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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
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1,908
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5
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Flaws
"Welcome to our first session Mr. & Mr. Mutou." Doctor
Pain greets Yami and Yuugi as they enter the counciling
center.
"Good morning Doctor Pain." Yami greeted him with a hand
shake.
"At least you get a good morning instead of a foot in the ass
like he gave me this mourning!" Yuugi
said to Doctor Pain.
"WELL HE'S NOT BITCHING AT ME 12:00PM AT NIGHT!" Yami
shouted at Yuugi.
"Please gentlemen we are all here to work this tension that's
pulling you apart from one another." Dr. Pain said.
"He didn't even want to come." Yuugi said to the doctor.
"Give it a rest!" Yami leered at him.
"He wanted to stay home today and drink beer with his idot
friends instead of spending time with me!" Yuugi turned his
nose up at Yami.
"I DON'T LIKE SHOPPING FOR THROW PILLOWS!" Yami shouted.
"IT WAS AN AFGAN FOR THE COUCH AN YOU KNOW IT!" Yuugi
protested.
"Calm down gentlemen, what brought about this anger?" He asked.
"Yuugi you first, list all of Yami's flaws."
"What we're making this about me now?" Yami got offended.
"You'll get your turn...Go on Yuugi." Said Dr. Pain.
"Well, first of all as soon as we wake up in the morning, I can't take
a shower because he uses up the hot water and he knows the minute
I jump into the shower I'm gonna freeze my ass off, then he bitches
about breakfast not being on the table as soon as he's done dressing,
and get this, he always forgets to give me a kiss before he goes to
work, he insults my cooking, he's rude to my relatives and he leaves
his clothes all over the house, he doesn't take off his shoes when
he comes into the house, when it's raining out and he has his boots on
he tracks mud in the house, ruins my carpeting, puts his nasty stinky
muddy boots on the table and ruins my 'Good House Keeping' Mags,
and speaking magazines he doesn't even give me any lovin', he'd
rather read and masturbate with one of his 'Play Girls'! When I do
ask if he wants some he always has an excuse as if he's getting
it from someone else!" Yuugi Huffs! "He smokes, he drinks, he does
drugs, plays stupid bar games, oh get this he's always at the bar with
his friends, and not once ever invited me to with him, it's like he's
ashamed of me, he's a self hating homosexual!" Yuugi takes another
breath. "He doesn't clean up after himself and get's pissed off at me
when the house is a mess, his freinds are constantly sleeping over
likes it a hotel, his friends are rude to me and he sticks up for them,
but when they insult me he adds to it! I don't even remember the
last time he said 'I love You'." Yuugi finished.
"I love you, even thought your a pain in the ass." Yami commented.
"Yami, you seem to have no reguard for him at all." Said Dr. Pain.
"Yes I do." Yami said.
"No you don't, Yuugi was he always like this?" Dr. Pain asked.
"Not when we were just married...He was such a gentleman back
then...Now he's this unapreciative slob." Yuugi motioned his head
at Yami.
"I'M UNAPRECIATIVE?" Yami's eyes got really wide.
"Now now, calm down, Yami now you tell us all of Yuugi's flaws." Dr. Pain said.
"Ok, I work all fucken day, all I want when I get home is a decent meal,
not that foreighn crap I can't prenounce the names of! He's always
cleaning, he's always cooking, he's never around to relax with me, nonono
he has to parade around the house in his little french maid apron with a duster
in one hand, a broom in the other, I bought him a swifter but he doesn't know
how it works. Even though I already showed him a thousand times, He doesn't
stand up for himself, he burns more pans than I can count uses my money
to buy new ones, burns those, throws them out then it starts all over agian,
and you heard me 'MY MONEY' I'm working at a dead end office job with a boss
I can't fucken stand, he bitches at me when I can't do overtime, cause I tell him
I need to spend more time with my husband, I come home to him and he bitches
about a mess I didn't even make! He wants sex constantly! he's not satified unless
I'm dead tired, then he complians about his stupid mother calling him everday!"
Yami huffed.
"Yuugi I'm afraid your too needy and depend on him too much and expect more from him than he
can give." Said Dr.Pain.
"Sure take his side!" Yuugi pouted. "I'm not needy, I just want a hug once in a while.."
"We have quite a few things to work out with you two." Said Dr. Pain.
TBC...........
**********
Watcha think?
Pain greets Yami and Yuugi as they enter the counciling
center.
"Good morning Doctor Pain." Yami greeted him with a hand
shake.
"At least you get a good morning instead of a foot in the ass
like he gave me this mourning!" Yuugi
said to Doctor Pain.
"WELL HE'S NOT BITCHING AT ME 12:00PM AT NIGHT!" Yami
shouted at Yuugi.
"Please gentlemen we are all here to work this tension that's
pulling you apart from one another." Dr. Pain said.
"He didn't even want to come." Yuugi said to the doctor.
"Give it a rest!" Yami leered at him.
"He wanted to stay home today and drink beer with his idot
friends instead of spending time with me!" Yuugi turned his
nose up at Yami.
"I DON'T LIKE SHOPPING FOR THROW PILLOWS!" Yami shouted.
"IT WAS AN AFGAN FOR THE COUCH AN YOU KNOW IT!" Yuugi
protested.
"Calm down gentlemen, what brought about this anger?" He asked.
"Yuugi you first, list all of Yami's flaws."
"What we're making this about me now?" Yami got offended.
"You'll get your turn...Go on Yuugi." Said Dr. Pain.
"Well, first of all as soon as we wake up in the morning, I can't take
a shower because he uses up the hot water and he knows the minute
I jump into the shower I'm gonna freeze my ass off, then he bitches
about breakfast not being on the table as soon as he's done dressing,
and get this, he always forgets to give me a kiss before he goes to
work, he insults my cooking, he's rude to my relatives and he leaves
his clothes all over the house, he doesn't take off his shoes when
he comes into the house, when it's raining out and he has his boots on
he tracks mud in the house, ruins my carpeting, puts his nasty stinky
muddy boots on the table and ruins my 'Good House Keeping' Mags,
and speaking magazines he doesn't even give me any lovin', he'd
rather read and masturbate with one of his 'Play Girls'! When I do
ask if he wants some he always has an excuse as if he's getting
it from someone else!" Yuugi Huffs! "He smokes, he drinks, he does
drugs, plays stupid bar games, oh get this he's always at the bar with
his friends, and not once ever invited me to with him, it's like he's
ashamed of me, he's a self hating homosexual!" Yuugi takes another
breath. "He doesn't clean up after himself and get's pissed off at me
when the house is a mess, his freinds are constantly sleeping over
likes it a hotel, his friends are rude to me and he sticks up for them,
but when they insult me he adds to it! I don't even remember the
last time he said 'I love You'." Yuugi finished.
"I love you, even thought your a pain in the ass." Yami commented.
"Yami, you seem to have no reguard for him at all." Said Dr. Pain.
"Yes I do." Yami said.
"No you don't, Yuugi was he always like this?" Dr. Pain asked.
"Not when we were just married...He was such a gentleman back
then...Now he's this unapreciative slob." Yuugi motioned his head
at Yami.
"I'M UNAPRECIATIVE?" Yami's eyes got really wide.
"Now now, calm down, Yami now you tell us all of Yuugi's flaws." Dr. Pain said.
"Ok, I work all fucken day, all I want when I get home is a decent meal,
not that foreighn crap I can't prenounce the names of! He's always
cleaning, he's always cooking, he's never around to relax with me, nonono
he has to parade around the house in his little french maid apron with a duster
in one hand, a broom in the other, I bought him a swifter but he doesn't know
how it works. Even though I already showed him a thousand times, He doesn't
stand up for himself, he burns more pans than I can count uses my money
to buy new ones, burns those, throws them out then it starts all over agian,
and you heard me 'MY MONEY' I'm working at a dead end office job with a boss
I can't fucken stand, he bitches at me when I can't do overtime, cause I tell him
I need to spend more time with my husband, I come home to him and he bitches
about a mess I didn't even make! He wants sex constantly! he's not satified unless
I'm dead tired, then he complians about his stupid mother calling him everday!"
Yami huffed.
"Yuugi I'm afraid your too needy and depend on him too much and expect more from him than he
can give." Said Dr.Pain.
"Sure take his side!" Yuugi pouted. "I'm not needy, I just want a hug once in a while.."
"We have quite a few things to work out with you two." Said Dr. Pain.
TBC...........
**********
Watcha think?