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The Bug Guys

By: gaijinchan
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

The Bug Guys

I do not own the rights to Yu-Gi-Oh -- And I have never been lucky enough to find bug guys who would do this in MY bed!


Jounuchi looked around the elegantly furnished room. His eyes went straight to the big, satin-covered bed. “Hey, Honda,” he said, “You sure he ain’t gonna come in here?”

“Yeah --“ Honda looked at the clipboard in his hands. “Croquet said he was gonna be out all day.”

“Good --“ Jou looked around some more. “Quite a setup he’s got here. Everything all fancy --“ He laughed. “Always wondered what his bedroom was like.”

“Yeah, yeah.” Honda lugged one of the containers of pesticide into the room. “You gonna help me with these containers or aren’t you?”

Jou brought in the other. He set it down in the middle of the floor and glanced again at the bed. “Hey, Honda -- What’s the weirdest place ya ever did it?”

Honda was making notes on the clipboard. He looked up. “You remember,” he said, “That time in the laundry room -- On top of the washing machines --“

Jou laughed. “That’s it?”

“It was weird enough -- Someone might’ve come in --“

Jou glanced from the bed to Honda. “Ever done it in a billionaire’s bed?”

Honda dropped his pen. “We can’t do that --“ He bent and picked it up. “We’re here to do a JOB, Jounuchi -- That’s ALL. We’re just supposed to spray for spiders and then leave.”

“Heh -- spiders --“ Jou laughed. “That’s a good one -- That Pegasus was like a spider himself -- Always lurkin’ somewhere -- Waitin’ for people to walk into his traps --“ He eyed Honda. “Ya scared? Pegasus is supposed to be gone all day -- You said so --“ He gave him a challenging grin. “Won’t take us more than an hour to do the sprayin’ -- We got time --“ He took off his jacket and started undoing his shirt.

“Why do I always have to be the sensible one?” Honda looked at Jou, leaning shirtless against Pegasus’ pillows. “All right, all right --“ He took off his own coat.

“Whaddya waitin’ for?” Jou patted the bed next to him. Honda kicked off his shoes and dropped down onto the satin coverlet. Jou grabbed him. He laughed softly. “Excitin’, huh?” He kissed Honda, his hands exploring under his shirt. “We got this place all to ourselves --“

Honda kissed him back. He dug his fingers through Jou’s blond hair, pulling him close.

“Good thing Pegasus is gone,” Jou said, “Be terrible if he walked in right now --“ He laughed.

“Yeah --“ Honda fumbled with the buttons on his shirt. “I guess --“

Jou laughed again. “Wonder what he’d say --“

“I dunno --“ Honda pulled him close and kissed his throat.

Jou kissed him and shoved his shirt back off his shoulders. He ran his hands across Honda’s bare skin. “I got an idea,” he said. “You pretend to be him -- Come in -- Might be fun --“

“Pegasus?” Honda sat up and stared at him. “Are you kiddin’ me?”

“Just a game.” Jou laughed again.

“You know I’m not good at stuff like that -- You do it --“

“All right --“ Jou got off the bed. “What, Honda-boi,” he said, sauntering across the room affectedly with his hand on his hip, “YOU -- In my bedroom?” He gave an exaggerated smirk. “This IS a pleasant surprise!”

Honda snickered. “Do some more!”

“Oh, Honda-boi,” Jou gave his best menacing laugh. “Take those PANTS off -- I wanna see your Heart of the Cards!”

Honda laughed some more. “Keep going --“

Jou undid his pants and let them fall. “Hold on, Honda-boi --“ He drew the words out caressingly. “You haven’t seen the best yet --“ He advanced on Honda, who was laughing helplessly. “Make room,” he said, “Your Funny Bunny is comin’ to join ya --“

Honda grabbed him. “Oh, Pegasus --“ He gave one more chuckle. “You won’t STEAL MY SOUL, will you?”

“Depends --“ Jou shoved his hands inside Honda’s pants. “What’ll ya give me if I don’t?”

Honda took his pants off. “What you did to Kaiba --“ He put one hand on Jou’s erection. “You don’t have to take my soul to do that with me --“

“Kaiba?” Jou pulled back just for a moment. “You think that they --“

“Please --“ Honda snickered. “Can you see Pegasus NOT? He pulled Jou close again. “Oh, Pegasus,” he continued, “Do you really want to do it HERE? -- In the middle of a dueling field?”

“I’ll activate Toon World --“ Jou slipped his hand between Honda’s buttocks. “Show ya how CUDDLY I can be --“

“I’ll give you CUDDLY --“ Honda bent his head and took Jou in his mouth. He knew how to hold him at the back of his throat, how to apply pressure while allowing him to thrust --

“Oh, God,” Jou shouted, “You’re equippin’ my Axe of Despair!”

Honda spluttered. “Don’t make me laugh,” he said, lifting his head.

Jou went back inside. “My Sword of Deep-Seated Longing!”

Honda reached up and smacked him. “I said stop it --“

“Naw -- Go ahead and laugh --“ Jou took hold of Honda’s hips and angled his body, thrusting deep inside him. “Why don’t I make ya laugh some more?” He rubbed his erection with one hand, while continuing to move inside him.

Honda came first. He always did. Jou felt so good inside him. Jou kept thrusting, their stomachs sliding together, wet and slick. He came a minute or two later, and they fell back on the bed together.

They heard the sound of the door opening and looked up. Pegasus stood in the doorway. He surveyed the naked boys lying tangled together on his tumbled bed with an amused smile.

“Did I miss something good?” he asked them. “Have you gotten rid of all the spiders in my bed?” He laughed. “Next time, invite me when you’re planning on doing this.”