All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
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All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Title: All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 1: Snow Up the Bum Comes From the Heart
(Originally for A Dragon's Lair Christmas Challenge)
Author: Neko Jounouchi AKA Jams
Rating: I'm taking a shot and saying PG-13 for language. I doubt if I'll be putting any lemon into this. Although with the inuindos they get close. O.o
Pairing(s): Seto/Jou Tristan/Duke Yami/Yugi Ryou/Bakura Malik/Marik
Spoilers: Uuuuuhhh..... O.o??
Disclaimer: I do not own it in Japan, I do not own it 'merican...
Seto Plushie: Thank you Dr. Suess... >___>
I do not own it in a box, I do not own Jounouchi's socks...
Seto Plushie: ::clocks Jams on the head with the printer::
Summary: Christmas chaos all around. Why must everything happen to Seto?
Jams: I don't know where this came from, but which ever one of you muses bit me in the ass with this will be rewarded.
::All muses except Seto cheer::
Seto Plushie: Oh too bad for me, I don't bite asses.
Jams: I think I've done well so far. I've managed to use five of the required items in this chapter. Proud of me REM-sama? ^^
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: We're goin' for all of 'em.
Jams: Yeah, that 30$ gift card sounds sweet.
Seto Plushie: ::rolls his eyes:: She's sure aiming for the stars.
Yami Plushie: ::clocks Seto with the Millennium Puzzle:: At least she's trying!
Chibi Yugi Plushie: I don't get plowed with a Christmas tree yet, do I?
Jams: That's next chapter!
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All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 1
Snow Up the Bum Comes From the Heart
Seto Kaiba opened his tired, blue eyes, blinking at the bright morning sunlight filtering through the curtains. He had been up most of the night contimplating the Christmas party he agreed to let Mokuba throw for his friends. Said friends being Yugi and company, and said party being one he promised to attend.
Shaking his head, Seto climbed out of bed and grabbed his robe, covering his nude body and trying the sash. he yawned as he made his way down the hall to his little brother's bedroom. He couldn't help but notice the increasing volume of Christmas corls as he neared his destination. He didn't even bother knocking, but he regretted it once he opened the door.
Inside was a Christmas explosion where Mokuba's room used to be. Garland and lights were strung everywhere. Carols were blasting from the speakers. And to top it all off was Mokuba, dressed as an elf, complete with the pointy hat, shoes and jinling bells, jumping on the bed and singing along in an off key voice.
"Mokuba!" The elder cried, covering his ears, "Are you trying to take the paint off the walls!?"
"Aww, c'mon Seto!" the raven haired child shouted back, "Where's your Christmas spirit?"
Seto quirked an eyebrow.
"Sorry, fresh out."
Mokuba leapt from the bed with a jingle and turned off the radio.
"You're still comming tonight, right?"
Seto snorted.
"I'm a man of my word," he said, crossing his arms, "You know that, Mokie."
"Even though you hate Yugi and his friends," the younger retorted.
"I don't hate them...," A pause, "OK I do, but for you I will tolerate them for one night. Now I'm going to get the paper.
"'Kay Seto, see you at breakfast!"
'It's a bit cold in here, Seto thought as he made his way downstairs, 'I'll have to remember to turn the heat up.'
He opened up the front door to a frozen hell, and he growled, pulling his robe tighter about his body.
'I HATE the snow.'
As he bent down to retrieve his paper, he noticed a familiar flash of gold near his mailbox.
'What is that mutt up to now?' he wondered.
Upon closer inspection, he saw Tristan as well, and the two were stuffing an oversized brown parcel into the estate mailbox.
"I'm tellin' ya, Jou, it ain't gonna fit!" Tristan complained," Let's just get outta here!"
"It'll fit, just keep pushing!"
"You're gonna get it stuck, dude!"
The two were so engrossed in their task that they didn't see Seto approach and lean against the mailbox.
"You know," the CEO commented, " you could always leave it on the doorstep."
"Y'know that's not a bad idea, Tristan."
"Huh? I didn't say anything."
They looked up to find a smirking Seto Kaiba tapping a rolled up newspaper against the elbow of one crossed arm.
"Aww fuck," Joey muttered, " You wern't suppossed to see!"
"Oh? Well Mutt, your recent," he gestured to the crudely wrapped package, "prank is plugging up my mailbox."
"It's not plugged," Jou snapped, "I'll just pull it out."
He tugged once, twice, and once more with vigor, the turned to Tristan.
"Damn Jou, you're such a girl scout!" Tristan cried, pushing the blonde aside, "Let me have a crack at it."
The olive eyed teen tugged once, twice, and once more with vigor.
"Damn," he ran a hand through spiked hair, "I think it's stuck."
"No shit, asshole!" Joey shouted.
Seto sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose, and then he thrust his newspaper into Joey's chest.
"Hold this, Pup."
Joey glared at the taller brunette.
'The thanks I get for giving you gifts!'
The young CEO grabbed onto the package with both hands, braced a foot on the wooden support, and heaved with all his might. The parcel gave suddenly, and Seto was thrown, arms flailing, into a snow bank with a loud cry of "Dammit!" Tristan burst into laughter as Jou just stood there grinning.
"I could use a hand, you shits! I'm cold, wet and this robe is DRY CLEAN ONLY!!"
"Alright Kaiba!" Tristan cried, "Don't get your panties in a twist!"
Seto groaned, 'If you only knew...'
So the blonde and the shorter brunette set to work digging.
Meanwhile, Mokuba had seen the whole ordeal from the window.
'That should take a while. Now's my chance to find them!'
He raced upstairs, jingling all the way [1], to Seto's room.
'Last place to check.'
He opened the door tentively and looked around the immaculate bedroom.
'If I were presents, where would I hide? The closet!'
And inside the closet he went, digging through shoes, sifting through clothes, and opening up shoeboxes. He came accross a mid-sized cardboard box with 'Seto's stash' written on the lid in neat cursive.
'What the...? Oh man! I bet it's porn! Score! I can blackmail him from here to the moon with this!'
He opened the box expecting to be bombarded with naughty images, but instead he found...
'Chips? Pocky? Chocolates?! Seto has a junk food hoard! Wait til I tell Joey!' [2]
Downstairs, Joey and Tristan had managed to dig Seto out and bring him inside. The blue eyed boy was bundled up in both of the other teens' jackets, and he was still shivering.
"I'm going to kill you two," he grumbled, "All this over a Blue Eyes plush toy!"
Joey waved the mentioned toy around.
"I didn't have to give this to ya, you know!"
"No, Mutt, you didn't."
"Yeah well, I wanted to."
Tristan could see the tension between them, and he scratched the back of his neck.
"I'll go make some cocoa," he announced, "Which way to the kitchen?"
Seto pointed, and Tristan was off to give the two some privacy.
Blue eyes snuck a glance at the blonde, who was playing with the end of the red ribbon tied about the plush's neck.
"So what's that for?" he asked.
"It's a Christmas gift," Joey's voice was full of venom, " I thought you'd figure that much out."
"I knew that, Mutt," the brunette spat back, "But why give me a gift?"
"Do I need a reason?"
Amber clashed with sapphire and Joey stood, thrusting the dragon at Seto.
"Here. Merry Christmas," he said.
Feeling his face heat, he shouted at Tristan about being late for school. The other brunette came into the room with a questioning look on his face, and then protested about not having hot chocolate as he was dragged out.
Seto watched their retreating forms, then looked down at the toy in his hands.
"Yeah. Merry Christmas, Pup."
End Chapter 1
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Notes
[1] No pun intended here...
[2] What did you guys think I'd use? ::grins:: I thought junk food would be a funny thing for him to find. I've never seen anyone use something like that. It's eaither porn or pics of Jou. Tought I'd be original.
[3] Required items used in this chapter
Mokuba dressed as one of Santa's elves.
Mokuba hunting through the house looking for gifts.
Seto gets stuck in a snow bank.
A large, bow wearing Blue Eyes plush.
Seto catches Jou sneaking gifts into the mailbox.
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Jams: Well, this was more fun than I thought it'd be.
Seto Plushie: For you maybe!
Jams: I just hope everyone got a good laugh out of it.
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: That'll be next chapter when the tree falls on Yugi. XD
Chibi Yugi Plushie: Don't give it away!
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: I just can't get over that line!! XD
Chibi Yugi Plushie: Don't tell them!!!
Jams: Well until next time! ^^
Gift 1: Snow Up the Bum Comes From the Heart
(Originally for A Dragon's Lair Christmas Challenge)
Author: Neko Jounouchi AKA Jams
Rating: I'm taking a shot and saying PG-13 for language. I doubt if I'll be putting any lemon into this. Although with the inuindos they get close. O.o
Pairing(s): Seto/Jou Tristan/Duke Yami/Yugi Ryou/Bakura Malik/Marik
Spoilers: Uuuuuhhh..... O.o??
Disclaimer: I do not own it in Japan, I do not own it 'merican...
Seto Plushie: Thank you Dr. Suess... >___>
I do not own it in a box, I do not own Jounouchi's socks...
Seto Plushie: ::clocks Jams on the head with the printer::
Summary: Christmas chaos all around. Why must everything happen to Seto?
Jams: I don't know where this came from, but which ever one of you muses bit me in the ass with this will be rewarded.
::All muses except Seto cheer::
Seto Plushie: Oh too bad for me, I don't bite asses.
Jams: I think I've done well so far. I've managed to use five of the required items in this chapter. Proud of me REM-sama? ^^
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: We're goin' for all of 'em.
Jams: Yeah, that 30$ gift card sounds sweet.
Seto Plushie: ::rolls his eyes:: She's sure aiming for the stars.
Yami Plushie: ::clocks Seto with the Millennium Puzzle:: At least she's trying!
Chibi Yugi Plushie: I don't get plowed with a Christmas tree yet, do I?
Jams: That's next chapter!
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All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 1
Snow Up the Bum Comes From the Heart
Seto Kaiba opened his tired, blue eyes, blinking at the bright morning sunlight filtering through the curtains. He had been up most of the night contimplating the Christmas party he agreed to let Mokuba throw for his friends. Said friends being Yugi and company, and said party being one he promised to attend.
Shaking his head, Seto climbed out of bed and grabbed his robe, covering his nude body and trying the sash. he yawned as he made his way down the hall to his little brother's bedroom. He couldn't help but notice the increasing volume of Christmas corls as he neared his destination. He didn't even bother knocking, but he regretted it once he opened the door.
Inside was a Christmas explosion where Mokuba's room used to be. Garland and lights were strung everywhere. Carols were blasting from the speakers. And to top it all off was Mokuba, dressed as an elf, complete with the pointy hat, shoes and jinling bells, jumping on the bed and singing along in an off key voice.
"Mokuba!" The elder cried, covering his ears, "Are you trying to take the paint off the walls!?"
"Aww, c'mon Seto!" the raven haired child shouted back, "Where's your Christmas spirit?"
Seto quirked an eyebrow.
"Sorry, fresh out."
Mokuba leapt from the bed with a jingle and turned off the radio.
"You're still comming tonight, right?"
Seto snorted.
"I'm a man of my word," he said, crossing his arms, "You know that, Mokie."
"Even though you hate Yugi and his friends," the younger retorted.
"I don't hate them...," A pause, "OK I do, but for you I will tolerate them for one night. Now I'm going to get the paper.
"'Kay Seto, see you at breakfast!"
'It's a bit cold in here, Seto thought as he made his way downstairs, 'I'll have to remember to turn the heat up.'
He opened up the front door to a frozen hell, and he growled, pulling his robe tighter about his body.
'I HATE the snow.'
As he bent down to retrieve his paper, he noticed a familiar flash of gold near his mailbox.
'What is that mutt up to now?' he wondered.
Upon closer inspection, he saw Tristan as well, and the two were stuffing an oversized brown parcel into the estate mailbox.
"I'm tellin' ya, Jou, it ain't gonna fit!" Tristan complained," Let's just get outta here!"
"It'll fit, just keep pushing!"
"You're gonna get it stuck, dude!"
The two were so engrossed in their task that they didn't see Seto approach and lean against the mailbox.
"You know," the CEO commented, " you could always leave it on the doorstep."
"Y'know that's not a bad idea, Tristan."
"Huh? I didn't say anything."
They looked up to find a smirking Seto Kaiba tapping a rolled up newspaper against the elbow of one crossed arm.
"Aww fuck," Joey muttered, " You wern't suppossed to see!"
"Oh? Well Mutt, your recent," he gestured to the crudely wrapped package, "prank is plugging up my mailbox."
"It's not plugged," Jou snapped, "I'll just pull it out."
He tugged once, twice, and once more with vigor, the turned to Tristan.
"Damn Jou, you're such a girl scout!" Tristan cried, pushing the blonde aside, "Let me have a crack at it."
The olive eyed teen tugged once, twice, and once more with vigor.
"Damn," he ran a hand through spiked hair, "I think it's stuck."
"No shit, asshole!" Joey shouted.
Seto sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose, and then he thrust his newspaper into Joey's chest.
"Hold this, Pup."
Joey glared at the taller brunette.
'The thanks I get for giving you gifts!'
The young CEO grabbed onto the package with both hands, braced a foot on the wooden support, and heaved with all his might. The parcel gave suddenly, and Seto was thrown, arms flailing, into a snow bank with a loud cry of "Dammit!" Tristan burst into laughter as Jou just stood there grinning.
"I could use a hand, you shits! I'm cold, wet and this robe is DRY CLEAN ONLY!!"
"Alright Kaiba!" Tristan cried, "Don't get your panties in a twist!"
Seto groaned, 'If you only knew...'
So the blonde and the shorter brunette set to work digging.
Meanwhile, Mokuba had seen the whole ordeal from the window.
'That should take a while. Now's my chance to find them!'
He raced upstairs, jingling all the way [1], to Seto's room.
'Last place to check.'
He opened the door tentively and looked around the immaculate bedroom.
'If I were presents, where would I hide? The closet!'
And inside the closet he went, digging through shoes, sifting through clothes, and opening up shoeboxes. He came accross a mid-sized cardboard box with 'Seto's stash' written on the lid in neat cursive.
'What the...? Oh man! I bet it's porn! Score! I can blackmail him from here to the moon with this!'
He opened the box expecting to be bombarded with naughty images, but instead he found...
'Chips? Pocky? Chocolates?! Seto has a junk food hoard! Wait til I tell Joey!' [2]
Downstairs, Joey and Tristan had managed to dig Seto out and bring him inside. The blue eyed boy was bundled up in both of the other teens' jackets, and he was still shivering.
"I'm going to kill you two," he grumbled, "All this over a Blue Eyes plush toy!"
Joey waved the mentioned toy around.
"I didn't have to give this to ya, you know!"
"No, Mutt, you didn't."
"Yeah well, I wanted to."
Tristan could see the tension between them, and he scratched the back of his neck.
"I'll go make some cocoa," he announced, "Which way to the kitchen?"
Seto pointed, and Tristan was off to give the two some privacy.
Blue eyes snuck a glance at the blonde, who was playing with the end of the red ribbon tied about the plush's neck.
"So what's that for?" he asked.
"It's a Christmas gift," Joey's voice was full of venom, " I thought you'd figure that much out."
"I knew that, Mutt," the brunette spat back, "But why give me a gift?"
"Do I need a reason?"
Amber clashed with sapphire and Joey stood, thrusting the dragon at Seto.
"Here. Merry Christmas," he said.
Feeling his face heat, he shouted at Tristan about being late for school. The other brunette came into the room with a questioning look on his face, and then protested about not having hot chocolate as he was dragged out.
Seto watched their retreating forms, then looked down at the toy in his hands.
"Yeah. Merry Christmas, Pup."
End Chapter 1
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Notes
[1] No pun intended here...
[2] What did you guys think I'd use? ::grins:: I thought junk food would be a funny thing for him to find. I've never seen anyone use something like that. It's eaither porn or pics of Jou. Tought I'd be original.
[3] Required items used in this chapter
Mokuba dressed as one of Santa's elves.
Mokuba hunting through the house looking for gifts.
Seto gets stuck in a snow bank.
A large, bow wearing Blue Eyes plush.
Seto catches Jou sneaking gifts into the mailbox.
*********************************************************************
Jams: Well, this was more fun than I thought it'd be.
Seto Plushie: For you maybe!
Jams: I just hope everyone got a good laugh out of it.
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: That'll be next chapter when the tree falls on Yugi. XD
Chibi Yugi Plushie: Don't give it away!
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: I just can't get over that line!! XD
Chibi Yugi Plushie: Don't tell them!!!
Jams: Well until next time! ^^