Mine's Bigger Than Yours

Mine’s Bigger Than Yours

Hato-chiisai

YAOI WARNING

Disclaimer: No own. Fuck off.

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Bakura caught the ball before it bounced off of Ryou’s head, and turned tossing it across the room to Joey, who turned and tossed it to Marik, who tossed it to Otogi, to Seto, to Yami, to Malik, to Tristan, to Yugi, and back to Bakura again. Ryou had been up late with a six hour stomach virus and was napping, his head in his yami’s lap as they all sat around Seto Kaiba’s living room. They had been throwing the ball along in the same order of the last ten minutes, when Malik, deciding that this was too boring, turned and chucked the ball at Marik. Marik wasn’t expecting it, but he caught it… with his crotch.

“EEEEEAAAUUGGGHH!!!” Came the agonized yell from the tan yami, and Malik covered his mouth in shock and ran over to Marik. Ryou jerked awake and sat straight up, eyes wide and panting.

“Marik! Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry!!!” Malik cried, and knelt beside his yami, who was rolling around on the floor, cradling his injured manhood. Bakura pulled Ryou into his lap and calmed his startled light, who was on the verge of hyperventilating. Yami snickered at Marik who was whimpering in a voice that was a bit more high-pitched than usual.

“Are you alright, Marik?” Malik was saying. “Let me see….”

“Malik!!” Seto yelped, as Malik unzipped his yami’s pants and jerked them down to his knees. Of course, this was Marik, and Marik had a thing with underwear. As in, he didn’t wear any. And this meant that he was flashing his goods around for the entire room to see.

“It’s not bad. You’re fine.” Malik said, and Marik began to relax again. The yami sat up, not bothering with his pants, while Malik turned and looked at Seto. “And you calm down. We’re all guys here, it’s nothing we haven’t seen before.” Seto cleared his throat and glanced pointedly at Yugi. Malik turned and looked and laughed out loud. Yugi was bright red, and staring wide eyed between Marik’s legs, as were Joey and Otogi. Tristan was looking everywhere BUT between Marik’s legs. Marik had noticed all of this by now.

“Like what you see?” He asked, and they all turned away, muttering something and turning even darker red. Marik snickered and kicked off his pants completely, and whipped off his shirt, then reclined on the floor in the nude, with his hands folded behind his head as he leaned against the wall with a smug smirk, well aware of all the eyes on him. Bakura laughed out loud, and ruffled Ryou’s hair; the boy was blushing and trying not to look at Marik, but wasn’t having much luck.

“Marik…” Malik said, in a mock scolding voice, but his snorts and giggles kind of killed the effect.

“What?” Marik asked, mischief sparkling in his eyes.

“Wow.” Yugi said, suddenly. “You’re….. umm……”

“What?” Marik prompted, looking very amused at this point. “Handsome? Sexy? Seductive? Tempting?” Yami and Malik both snickered.

“BIG.” Yugi said, and Bakura laughed out loud again.

“HA!! What does that say about you, Pharaoh?!”

“Shut the fuck up, Tomb Robber!” Yami snapped, but he was now blushing.

“Why? It’s true. No way in hell are you as big as Marik.”

“Oh really? Well as long as we’re discussing it, how big are YOU?!”

“Not as big as Marik, but big enough, right Ryou?” Bakura said, and Ryou turned red. “I’m almost more than my light can handle.”

“Well, that’s because Ryou is really tight.” Yami snorted, and Ryou hid his face in embarrassment. “Yugi would almost be more than Ryou could handle.”

“HEY!” Yugi shouted, smacking his yami upside the head.

“Let’s see, Yugi.” Malik prompted.

“You first.” Yugi snapped, thinking that he was safe. But Malik grinned, and stripped, sitting down next to his yami and mimicking his pose, making everyone laugh.

“Okay, Yugi. Your turn.”

“No.” Yugi said.

“Come on, Yugi.” Marik prompted.

“What is this?!” Seto said, suddenly. “I am not hosting a ‘Mine’s Bigger Than Yours’ contest in my living room!!!” Bakura looked at Marik and grinned.

“MINE’S BIGGER THAN YOURS CONTEST!!!” They sang in unison, and Bakura stood, knocking Ryou to the floor, and whipped off all of his clothes. Then, he Malik and Marik both pounced on Ryou and stripped him. Ryou was left on the floor, bright red and trying to cover himself as the two yamis pounced on the Pharaoh, who was soon doing the same thing as Ryou. Seto whirled and ran when the two Tomb Robbers turned their grins on him. They chased him down the hall and disrobed him, then dragged him, kicking and screaming, back into the living room. Joey was laughing hysterically, until Yami grinned and jerked his pants down. Then Seto was laughing at Joey, chasing a naked Yami around the room. Yugi blinked, then found himself tackled and stripped by Marik and Bakura, who then turned their sights on Tristan and Otogi.

“Hell no.” Otogi said, and stripped himself as quickly as he could. “They’re right, we’re all guys.” Tristan sighed, and did the same, and a few minutes later, the ten boys were sitting around the living room, completely naked.

“I can’t believe we’re doing this.” Seto groaned.

“So, can we all agree that Marik is the biggest now?” Bakura asked cheerfully, and Marik looked quite smug, looking around as if seeing if anyone would dare to challenge him.

“Do I hafta get it up to convince you?” Marik asked, reaching for his penis, and everyone jumped up, screaming at him that he did not need to do that.

“Okay, okay…” Yami said, after looking around at everyone. “You’re the biggest.” Marik grinned happily.

“You bet I am.” He said.

“Hmmm… Looks like Seto is longest.” Joey commented, and Seto blushed and pulled a pillow over his lap.

“No one asked you.” He snapped at Joey, and Otogi snickered at his boyfriend.

“Well you are.” Otogi said, and Seto glared.

“Quit hiding, Ryou.” Bakura said, and everyone looked at Ryou, who was curled up determined to keep his private areas hidden.

“Yeah, we’re all guys here, Ryou.” Malik said.

“Or are you just too small to be seen?” Tristan taunted, and Ryou blushed but glared.

“I am not participating in this ridiculous discussion.” Ryou said.

“Why?” Bakura asked. “You’re not the smallest. That’s Yugi.”

“HEY!!!” Yugi cried.

“It’s true.” Yami said, looking at his hikari. “But don’t worry. You’re not finished growing. And it will grow with you. I promise.” And Yugi looked a bit comforted by this.

“Of course…” Marik mused. “Sometimes, it’s not how big you are, it’s how you use it.” Everyone looked at him. “If you’ve ever been fucked by Bakura, you’ll know what I mean. The man really knows how to use his to the fullest advantage. More bang for the buck, you might say. He can even get ME screaming.” Everyone looked at Bakura, who grinned.

“What can I say?” Bakura said, folding his arms behind his head. “I know how to use it. Why do you think Ryou is such a screamer when he’s with me?” And Ryou blushed again.

“Is Ryou really that tight?” Joey blurted, suddenly.

“Huh?”

“You said he was really tight. How tight?” Joey asked, boldly, and Ryou hid his face in his thighs.

“I’ll bet that Ryou is the tightest one here.” Bakura said, ruffling Ryou’s hair. “You wanna compare?”

“H-HEY!” Ryou yelped, but was ignored. “we jwe just stop this? It’s stupid!”

“No.” Everyone chorused.

“Oh fine!!! So what are we going to do? Are we giving awards here? The Biggest, the Tightest, The Longest, the Thickest, the Best Stamina, the Best Hangtime, what is this, the Sex Olympics?!” Ryou shouted, and immediately regretted it, seeing the looks on the yami’s faces. “Oh no……” He whimpered.

“SEX OLYMPICS!!!” The yamis all chorused “GET ‘EM UP!!!” And they began jacking off.

Ryou looked like he wanted to die of embarrassment as Malik, Joey, Tristan and Otogi did the same, followed by Seto, who said “If you can’t beam, jm, join ‘em.” And a few minutes later, Ryou and Yugi were the only ones who didn’t have an erection. But that didn’t mean that they weren’t getting one…..

“And Marik is still the biggest.” Malik said.

“And Seto is still the longest.” Otogi snickered.

“And I nominate you for the Best Blowjob.” Seto said, looking at Otogi with an evil grin.

“Oh? tha that good?” Marik asked, and Otogi turned red. “I beg to differ. I nominate Malik.”

“Yeah, Malik is better than Ryou or Yugi at giving head.” Bakura said, thoughtfully, and Yami nodded his agreement.

“Tristan hates going down.” Joey said with a pout. “And he sucks at it.”

“Well, that’s what you’re supposed to do.” Yami said, and Marik and Bakura laughed appreciatively at that comment while the others ignored it.

“And you wonder why I hate going down!!!” Tristan sputtered angrily at Joey. “You’re not that good yourself!”

“Seto is okay.” Otogi said.

“So it’s between Malik and Otogi?” Bakura asked. “Okay. Malik, blow Seto. Otogi, blow Marik. We’ll see who’s the best.” Otogi blushed, but Malik grinned and strutted over to Seto, who looked stunned, and kissed the CEO, before sliding down his body and taking his erection into his mouth. Seto moaned, and Otogi stood and made his way over to a patient Marik.

“Bakura, would you be so kind as to find the tightest?” Yami asked, an evil glint in his eyes. Bakura grinned and pounced on Yami, promptly slipping a finger into him. “AHH!! NOT ME!!” Yami yelped, and Bakura laughed and darted away, moving up behind Malik and slipping a finger into him. Malik groaned and thrust back into the intruder, which left, leaving Malik irritated. Bakura then checked Otogi, who jumped and squeaked, then glared at Bakura. Bakura then moved to Yugi, who Yami pinned down. Bakura then slipped a finger into Joey, and once he caught him, Tristan. They all turned when Marik threw his head back with a hoarse cry, and released into Otogi’s throat. He didn’t even notice when Bakura rolled him over and checked him. Seto followed, and like Marik, didn’t notice the random finger shoved up his ass. Then, Bakura turned his gaze on Ryou.

Ryou squeaked, and backed into the corner of the sofa. But of course, nothing he could do would fend off Bakura, and he soon found himself tossed over Bakura’s lap with Bakura’s middle finger probing his backside, moving in and out.

“Well?” Yami asked, and Bakura grinned as Ryou began to moan softly.

“Ryou.” Bakura said. “Ryou’s the tightest. Who gives the best head?” Seto and Marik both pointed to Otogi, who blushed. “Hmm... so what’s your claim to fame, Malik?”

“Malik has the most amazing inner muscle control I have ever experienced.” Marik said. “Ra, he drives me wild.” And he pounced on Malik, making growling noises between kisses, making Malik giggle hysterically.

“I agree. Okay, next category is Best Hangtime.” Bakura said, and looked around.

“You.” Ryou said, suddenly. “You can go for hours and not cum. I’ve seen it.”

“I agree.” Marik said with a nod.

“Me too.” Said Malik. “But your technique has your partner reaching climax after climax after climax….. Mmmmm…. Will you fuck me tonight?”

“Sure.” Bakura said. “Best foreplay?”

“Yami.” Malik, Yugi and Ryou chorused.

“Sexiest voice?” Yami offered.

“RYOU!” The entire group chorused.

“Who can get it up the most in a row?” Seto asked, and Tristan pointed to Joey.

“I’ve seen him get it up nine times.” He said.

“And you have the stamina to keep going with me.” Joey said with a grin. “So what can Yugi do?”

“Yugi can grind.” Yami said. “And he gives fabulous handjobs. And when he’s masturbating, gods, it’s the biggest turn on….” Yugi turned red. The group laughed.

“And the Final Awards are….” Came a voice from the doorway. They all jumped and turned to see Mikado and Ahmose in the doorway. Ahmose continued in wry amusement. “Biggest, Marik. Longest, Seto. Best Handjob, Yugi. Best Blowjob, Otogi. Best Inner Muscle Control, Malik. Best Foreplay, Yami. Best Stamina, Tristan. Who Can Get It Up The Most, Joey. Tightest, Ryou. Best Hangtime and Tecue, ue, Bakura.” The group continued staring at the yami and hikari in the doorway.

“Congratulations. You’ll become Porn Stars yet.” Mikado snickered, and his yami grinned in amusement.

“HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE!?!” Seto finally roared.

“Since Marik and Bakura stripped you in the hall.” Mikado said with a smirk.

“You just never noticed us.” Ahmose said with a grin and shrug.

“So what about them?” Joey asked, pointing at them.

“Quite simple. Mikado is the Most Feisty.” Marik said, and Mikado quirked an eyebrow, trying not to smile, and Ahmose chuckled. “And the sorcerer….”

“I don’t know about Ahmose….” Yami said thoughtfully.

“Well, he must have some talent in bed…” Bakura said, and exchanged looks with Marik. Ahmose’s eyes widened, and he whirled and fled, eight naked teenage boys on his heels. Mikado watched them all go, then moved into the middle of the room and flopped onto the sofa next to Ryou and Yugi (who were giving eachother handjobs), flipping on the television and tuning out his yami’s mental cries for assistance.


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In case you don't know, Mikado and Ahmose are my OC's. They are mainly in Millennium Balance, and I use them for extras in other fics, such as this one. Eventually, for those who are interested in them, I will be writing a story about them. Anyway, R&R