Yu Gi Oh Yaoi Answering Machine
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
9,549
Reviews:
63
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Yu Gi Oh Yaoi Answering Machine
When Yu-Gi-Oh Yaoi Couples Don't Know What Button Stops the Answering Machine
By: Magenta Fox
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Joey: Hey everyone, you've reached the residance of Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. Leave a message after the tone. ::thinks he pressed the right button:: Hey Seto, why does your name HAVE to go first?
Kaiba (off in the distance): Humans before mutts.
Joey: ::growl:: I swear if you call me a dog one more time I'm going to-
Kaiba (the same distance from the machine as Joey now): Do what?
Joey: Ah Seto! Not the ear! ::moans in pleasure:: I...your...we're...ah screw it.
Kaiba: Exactly what I was thinking.
Joey: As much as I WANT you to screw my senseless...didn't you have a busines meeting?
Kaiba: Those fat old geezers can go to Hell in a dress for all I care right now. You...my little obidiant puppy, are much more fun.
Joey: Glad to hear it. ::yelps:: Oh God Seto!
Kaiba (pauses for a moment): These clothes have to go. ::sounds of ruffling clothes can be heard::
Joey: Seto if you don't give me something here I'm gonna lose it.
Kaiba: Tsk tsk! Bad dog; trying to give your master orders. Do you need to be punished?
Joey (whispering but it is still picked up): Oh yes, I've been very very bad. You need to show me how to be good.
Kaiba: Glady. First of all, I like you better on all fours.
Joey (practically purring): Yes my master.
::slightly movement can be heard::
Kaiba: And second of all, you're too far away.
Joey: What do you mean you're right behind me. ::sudden loud scream::
~*~TAPE ENDS~*~
##Few hours later##
*RING*
Joey (grogily): You gonna answer the phone?
*RING*
Kaiba: Screw the phone.
*RING*
Joey: After all that you still have the strength to screw somethign else? I commend you Seto.
*RING*
::answering machine picks up:: Joey: Hey everyone, you've reached the residance of Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. Leave a message after the tone. ::thinks he pressed the right button:: Hey Seto, why does your name HAVE to go first?
Kaiba (off in the distance): Humans before mutts.
THE END
By: Magenta Fox
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Joey: Hey everyone, you've reached the residance of Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. Leave a message after the tone. ::thinks he pressed the right button:: Hey Seto, why does your name HAVE to go first?
Kaiba (off in the distance): Humans before mutts.
Joey: ::growl:: I swear if you call me a dog one more time I'm going to-
Kaiba (the same distance from the machine as Joey now): Do what?
Joey: Ah Seto! Not the ear! ::moans in pleasure:: I...your...we're...ah screw it.
Kaiba: Exactly what I was thinking.
Joey: As much as I WANT you to screw my senseless...didn't you have a busines meeting?
Kaiba: Those fat old geezers can go to Hell in a dress for all I care right now. You...my little obidiant puppy, are much more fun.
Joey: Glad to hear it. ::yelps:: Oh God Seto!
Kaiba (pauses for a moment): These clothes have to go. ::sounds of ruffling clothes can be heard::
Joey: Seto if you don't give me something here I'm gonna lose it.
Kaiba: Tsk tsk! Bad dog; trying to give your master orders. Do you need to be punished?
Joey (whispering but it is still picked up): Oh yes, I've been very very bad. You need to show me how to be good.
Kaiba: Glady. First of all, I like you better on all fours.
Joey (practically purring): Yes my master.
::slightly movement can be heard::
Kaiba: And second of all, you're too far away.
Joey: What do you mean you're right behind me. ::sudden loud scream::
~*~TAPE ENDS~*~
##Few hours later##
*RING*
Joey (grogily): You gonna answer the phone?
*RING*
Kaiba: Screw the phone.
*RING*
Joey: After all that you still have the strength to screw somethign else? I commend you Seto.
*RING*
::answering machine picks up:: Joey: Hey everyone, you've reached the residance of Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. Leave a message after the tone. ::thinks he pressed the right button:: Hey Seto, why does your name HAVE to go first?
Kaiba (off in the distance): Humans before mutts.
THE END