The Gods must have a sense of humor

The gods must have a sense of humor

AN: Okay people, this story is kinda fucked up. Plus it also has me and some friends in the Yu-Gi-Oh world. Over used story line you may think, think again.^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did then I’d add a Gary wins every time rule.

Gary’s POV
“I win, again.” I said to Jenelle.
It was Saturday and Jenelle had come over to hang out and we had started playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Of course since it was Jenelle I beat her first time and of course cause it was her we had play time and time again as she tired to beat me.
After try 20 she called me a dick and tackled me to the ground and started to punch me.
“Eat shit and die!” She screamed at me.
“You little ... I’m gonna kick your ass!”
Yeah yeah, I know, big man beating up a girl four years younger than me. But it’s like a famous guy once said
“Hey, I can do it.”
Plus I’m an asshole. Really, ask around.
Now at this point in this magical tale (AN: Rolls eyes) stuff starts to get messed up. Since we were at my sisters place her living room floor grew soft as the entire room began to melt. While freaking out about this, I also in the back of my mind swore to lay of the booze for a while.
While we fought to jump onto something solid before the floor melted we sank thru.
We didn’t fall down onto the first floor instead started going thru a tube that made the boat ride from Charlie and the chocolate factory look mild.
Now most other people at this point would be freaking out but not me and Jenelle. We had a very smart talk about what we thought was happening.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
Like I said, we weren’t scared. At this point in time I noticed that while we were falling down the tube two people were being flung up it. Jenelle at this point points out two things which are kinda good and bad.
1: Joey wheeler and Téa gardner were the two people being flung up the tube.
2: I was going to hit Téa and Jenelle was going to hit Joey.
Now like me and Jenelle Joey and Téa were having a conversion about what was about to happen.
“OH SHITTTTTTTTTT” they cried together, in a d minor to might I add.
At this point all four bodies met and with a surge of over whelming pain, I passed out.

Jenelle’s POV
When I awoke, I found myself in bed. My body felt a little weird but hey, after what must have been a nightmare like that what do you expect? With my eyes half close I stumbled around to find the bathroom. Damn, mom must have moved things around again, hell the apartment felt like it was totally different.
Finally finding the bathroom I shut the door behind me and pulled down my pants and stopped.
“...... Is that what I think it is?” I asked, my voice sounding deeper and it had a New York accent to it.
My lips trembling I moved towards the mirror and let out a scream when I saw Joey looking back at me.
“Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod! I’m in Joey’s body!”I yelped while pacing back and frothed.
After taking care of what brought me into the bathroom in the first place I went into my er I mean Joeys room and stuck my face in a pillow and screamed until my throat needed a break.
“What the hell is going on?” I wondered in my head. “This sort of thing only happens in bad fan fics.... I mean on T.V.”
I froze when I remembered that in the tube Gary had been about to hit Téa.....Then I broke out giggling in an evil fashion for a good 20 minutes.
I stop when I heard the phone ringing. Slowly I picked the phone up and answered it.
“Hello?”
“Hey Joey, it’s Yugi and Téa. Can you let us into your apartment?”
“Sure thing Yug, what’s up?” Oh yeah, I so pulled off acting like Joey! ^_^
“Téa needs to see you and she made me show her how to get here even tho she’s been here before.” Yugi said.
That settled thatry ary and I wouldn’t know our way around town and besides that, even if Gary was given directions to here he wouldn’t be able to follow them to save his life.
Of course you relies what this means right? That’s right, now Gary is in the smaller body and weaker too and I’m gonna so kick his as!
“Got ya yug, be down in a second.”

Gary’s POV
So by now you’ve all heard from that little bitch bout how she got Joey’s body. Well she was right and I did end up in Téa’s body. Long story short too many things had gone to shit for me to be happy today.
First, I had to wake up and find out I’m missing my balls and dick. Not a great way for a guy to wake up. Then after calming down and realizing that Jenelle had Joey’s body I had to find a way to get. Luckily Yugi is on her speed dial and after playing 20 questions with Yugi I mange to convince star fish head to walk me here. Then I had to get dressed, and on a side note Téa sleeps in her panties and a bra, pink ones at that. Any way then I look thru her clothes and they’re either mini skirts or shorts that leave me with a camel toe! And her tits are big enough normally without all those damn tight T-shirts making then bigger!
Then I had to punch out a guy on the way here cause he fucking stared at my god damn tit while Yugi got us some ice cream. God damn it I think Yugi has a crush on Téa! And judging by this body’s reaction to Yami when he showed up to yell at the guy before I punched him Téa has the fucking hots for Yami! On a side note Yugi and Yami thought I was blushing cause I decked the guy^_^()
So we get into Joey’s apartment and right away from the smirk on Joeys face I can tell that little bitch Jenelle is in there.
Damn it I need tll all at her and then figure out what’s going on but if Yugi figures this out then Yami’s gotta shown up and I don’t want to feel that again....Hmm, maybe if I...
“Hey Yugi, Thanks for the ice cream and for walking me over here. Me and Joey have to have a talk right now so could we just meet up with you later?” I ask smiling nicely and hopefully Yugi doesn’t read into this wrong.
“Uh, sure Téa. Just don’t forget to be by my house by 3. We’re drawing names to see who gets to pick who’s costume fo our super hero theme party tomorrow night at the cherokee bar.”Yugi said then paused, blushed and went on.“Um, Joey?”
Jenelle/Joey blinked.
“What?”
“I thought you and Mai where going out?”
Jenelle in Joey’s body blushed deep red and stuck a hand behind her head while doing a anime sweat drop. Dang, didn’t know you could do that in real life heh heh heh...
“Course we are Yug, it’s just ah um Téa and me were gonna go over our decks to see if we could make them good for tag teaming and take on you and Seto or whoever you got!” Jenelle said.
Both of us make the same oh shit look bout five seconds after wards but it was too late Yugi said ok and left.
“Are you fucking nuts!? Not all the luck in the world would let us win with these damn decks!” I screamed at him as soon as we saw him leave the building thru a window.
“What the fuck did you want me to say? Yes me and you are fucking like rabbits?!”
Meeping I slapped Jenelle and stormed across the room half way before she tackled me and pined me to the ground her body on top of mine. Damn was I glad Téa didn’t have the hots for Joey.
“This feel familiar Gary?” Jenelle was taunting.
Hmm, she’s figured it out.. Maybe if I play his right...
“Who’s Gary? Get me me Joey your hurting me!” I cried out faking some tears.
And they said drama class would never play out.
Jenelle stopped and looked confused.
“Uh, Téa? Is that you?” She asked in a uncertain voice.
“Yes!” I sobbed out, “Please, your really hurting me!”
Jenelle jumped off quickly and started to say sorry when I kicked her in the balls.
“And that’s for taking Joeys body bitch..and for trying to beat me up!”
Kicking her legs I mean his legs on the ground all Jenelle could do was flip me off.
“Now getting back to the point, I have some very good questions. Na, forget that, I have but one good one. WT FUCKING F!?”
Lets face it folks, we’ve all seen better days.
“Like I fucking know! And Fuck me I didn’t think it hurt that much to get sacked in the balls. Fuck me!”
“Look Jenelle, we’ve got to figure this out and before tomorrow night. I was talking to Yugi on the way here and if him and Yami draw my I mean Téa’s name from the basket they’re going to make me dress up like Starfire from teen titians! And Yugi let it slip that if Mai or Seto get your name it’s going to be a Sailor moon outfit!” I blurt out.
“WHAT!? FUCK NO!” Jenelle yells
“And now we gotta make Téa’s fucking piece of shit deck work with Joey’s kinda shady deck. Am I the only one who see’s a problem with this?”
At this point the story basically goes on with me and Jenelle fightwithwith each other, Jenelle tickling me till I peed my pants and have to get her to go back to my I mean Téa’s place for a new pair of shorts and the bitch came back with a hot pink leather mini skirt and also since the panties where soaked a fucking thong. And with this fucking skirt a thong was better than nothing so I ended up putting the butt floss on >.<.
Then I found out Jenelle had brought Téa’s deck back with her and we began to work on their decks till we had to leave to get to Yugi’s.

Jenelle’s POV
So me and Gary made two fairly decent decks but we were still going to get our ass’s kicked by Yami and Seto.
Luckily Yugi’s place was on the way between Joey’s and Téa’s.
“So we’re in agreement. If we draw each others names we’ll name sensible costumes for eacher her in case we’re still here. You better fucking keep your word on that.” Gary said glaring at me. “And why the fuck did you chose this skirt and panties? And how am I going to explain the change of wardrobe if Yugi mentions it huh bitch? Him and Mai are gonna think we’re fucking!”
“Not if I tell them you pissed your pants.” I said with a evil smile.
“Cause you were tickling me asshole!” Gary shrieked so loud people started looking at use.
On a side note, more at Garys newly found ass or are least the bottom of the butt cheeks which hung out under his/her skirt. ^_^
We walked the rest of the way their calling each other names and finally I got him to stop with a nogie and he/she was still rubbing his head by the time we knocked on Yugi’s door.
“Hello you two glad you could join us.” Yami said answering the door. “Yugi was tired and needed to rest his been up non-stop for the past few days planing this party so I forced him to let me take over for awhile so he can rest.”
Yami lead the way into the living room and there was the rest of the Yu-gi-oh cast. Siting togther on a couch in the corner was Duke devlin, Tristen and Serenity with of course Tristen and Duke fighting over her. I gave her a quick wave and kept in charter by yelling at Tristen and duke not to get so close to my sis.
Mai and Seto were having a duel in which Seto was wining but Mai was going full force.
But.. My eyes stopped on Seto and I stopped breathing. Man, I didn’t realize how hot he lookGulpGulping I began to realize that a certain part of my body was coming to attention and switched my view to Mai.
“You kicking Seto’s ass Mai?” I asked blushing.
Mai turned around and smirked when she saw the hard on.
“Not quite. However if I finish the duel fast enough I can help you out with your problem Joey.”
MEEP! I barley managed a rely to her and was blushing very badly as her and Seto snickered at me. Thankfully no one else noticed. Wait, better check on Gary...
He was blushing pretty badly too and was busy looking from Yami to serenity to Mai to Duke.
I suspected that like me he was bashing his head into a wall in his mind. Then I had the misfortune to spot Bakura, the evil one fighting with Mokuba.
“Admit it puny one, your brother sucks donkey balls!”
“Seto does not!”
Eep!, I can’t handle much more of this. My body is attract to Mai and slightly to Téa but luckily I hadn’t reacted yet. Then me as a person, not the body had a think for Seto and Bakura.
“Ok every one, we’re going to begin drawing the names. There are only a few rules to the costumes. One is who’s every name you get the costume you list for them to wear you have to help them get it. Second, if you draw your own name then you have o draw from a second bowl with least than descent costumes.” Yami hid a smile before going on. “The last rule is that the costume must be super hero or super power related. final judgement goes to a room wide vote on wheth cos costume is super hero related or not if any wish to fight the decision. Ok first up is Seto.”
Seto dug into the bowl and pulled out a piece of paper and got Dukes name.
“Sorry dog, I know you were so ‘excited’ to see what I would choose for you.”
Blushing even harder like Gary/Téa was we remained quite and Gary only move when Mai sat by me and wrapped a arm round me.
“You leave my bitch alone Seto.” she said laughing after wares causing me to blush more and more.
Gary had been forced to sit next to Yami and wasn’t looking him in the face causing him to smile and pat him/her on the back and whisper something into her ear which caused her to sit up and while still blushing didn’t move away when Yami held her hand.
In the end Seto said that Duke was going to war a superman costume.
Then Mai got up giving me a quick kiss as I quickly realized who wore the pants in their relation. and drew Mokubas name.
“Hmm, since you looked so cute in that princess outfit when we were in that holo game Mokuba I think you’ll look really cute dressed as Riho for nightwalker.”
Mokuba’s mouth dropped open and he went to complain but couldn’t find the words while Bakura laughed.
Mokuba was next to draw a name and while he got u to go towards the bowl Mai sat back down and laid my had on her chest. God, I’m so embarrassed I wouldn’t mind dying right now. It’s helping that Gary and Yami have arms round each other but Gary does look slightly freaked out.^_^
Mokuba drew out Bakura’s name and grinned.
“Bakura, your coming to the party as Duo from Gundam wing. Make sure to have your hair in the pony tail!”
After Mokuba’s lame go Duke managed to tear herself away from Serenity long enough to come over and draw a name.
“I got you Mai.” He said. “You’ll be joining us dressed like wonder woman.”
Mai grinned.
“Good, I’ll test out some rope on you tonight.” she said to me winking.
MEEP!
Serenity got up laughing at my expense and reached into the bowl for a name.
She ended up however grabbing her own name.
“I should warn you now Serenity, the only decent costume in that bowl is a card captor Sakura one.”
She gulped and drew out a piece of paper and her good luck held.
“Now I just have to pick which one of Sakura’s uniforms to use.” She giggled.
Both Tristen and Duke were waiting for her when she came back over and sat down.
Tristen stole a quick kiss on her cheek causing her to blush before getting up and to stay in charter I tried to attack him with Mai holding me back.
Hey eas easy Joey.” Tristen said reaching in for a name. “I got Yami and Yugi. You guys are showing up dressed like Robin.”
Bakura got up and drew out seto’s name and said that the great seto kaiba would be showing up dressed as tuxedo mask.
Yami let go of Téa er I mean Gary and walked over to the bowl and drew out Tristens name.
“I guess you can be Batman Tristen. Téa, Joey, You two are the only ones who haven’t draw a name yet or had their name drawn. You each have a 50/50 chance of drawing your own name and the only decent costume has been taken. It hardy needs o be said but good luck to you. Joey, your first.”
Mai gave me what started out a kiss on the cheek for good luck and turned into a ful on open mouth zinger that had every one else besides Seto cheering for me cause he was trying to cover Mokuba’s eyes.
Gulping I made my way over to the bowl and drew my own name.
“Ah shit.”
Yami only smiled.
“Joey, Téa, you both have to draw from the other bowl now.”
Gary walked up to the other and was walking kinda unbalanced.
“Having fun with Yami?” I whispered snicking.
“Shut up, at least I’m no gonna get raped by Mai tonight.”
“Bitch”
“Slut”
“Shank”
“Hore”
“Your Momma!”
Stop whispering over there and draw already!” Seto yelled.
Meeping we both draw out stuff at the same time.
“I don’t fucking believe it!” We said togther.
“What did you get?” Yami asked.
“I’m not going to wear this!” Gary shouted crumbling the paper up and throwing it at Yami before stomping off to a corner of te room and pouting.
“What did she get? Asked Bakura, who looked like he was enjoying the view of Téa’s ass, Gary didn’t realize was still slightly showing.
Yami looked at the paper and started laughing.
“Damn, I knew Yugi needed sleep but not this badly! Téa is suppose to dress up like Starfire from the teen titians and also wear a diaper under her mini skirt which will show!”
Ok, so maybe I should of looked at my own paper first before laughing but com on, this was pretty funny. Then I looked down at my own paper and toped laughing.
“What did you get Joey?” Asked Tristen.
“I....I Got a sailor moon outfit...” I said, my voice flat.
You know, there’s just no justice in the word anymore. Hadn’t I suffered enough?.....that solved it, Me and Gary had to track down some one to help us get back home. Before that party tomorrow. Hell, before tonight cause according to Mai she’ll taking me shopping for it around 8. And she just offered to let any one else come too...and Gary accepted? Ah, judging by the look in her eyes Gary wants to get out of these bodies A.S.A.P.
Well that makes too of us.

Gary’s POV
Of all the fucking goddamn bull shit costumes... that’s it, it’s official, there is a god and he hates my fucking guts.
First I get stuck in Téa’s body while Jenelle gets Joeys. Then I get hit on and partially felt up by Yami and now this shit!
Wheres a flame thrower when you need one? I am not going to wear that fucking costume, the actual owner of this body is going to.
“Hey Mai, Mind if I borrow Joey from you? Me and him need to go over our decks more if we want to stand a chance against Yami and Seto.” Hey wait a tick, great idea just popped into my head! “Hey Seto, Yami, heres a interesting idea for ya.”
What” Seto growled.
“When we duel, why not have it a four way duel and the winner gets to take the costumes that all of us are Supposed wear and decides on new ones?” I asked.
“What!?” Yelped Yami
“Why would we agree on That? That’s just plain right out stupid!” Seto says.
Thankfully Jenelle picked up on the hint and helped out.
“Well if you guys are to scared and are that scared of losing...” she/he trailed off.
Seto slammed his hand down and smiled.
“Nice try dog, but it’s not going to work. Go shopping with your Girl friend and the cheerleader and et your costumes.” He said sneering. Then he turned his attention to me. “And Téa?”
“What?”
“You’ll find the second part of your costume in most drug stores.
Fuming I stormed up calling Seto a asshole while the others kinda smirked.
Jenelle and Mai joined me shortly after and I headed back to my place while Mai took Jenelle back with her.
Halfway back to Téa’s Yami ran up along side me.
“Téa, look, I’m sorry about Seto and the costume. That stuff was just added t mess around with people, me an Yugi never thought that even one person would have to draw from it, let alone three!” Yami said to me, with a half pleading look in his eyes.
Hmm, if I play this right I could get out of having to wear that damn outfit.
“I don’t care about what you thought would or wouldn’t happen. Because you two had to be immature have to sell my pride and show up tomorrow in a diaper. This is the worst thing you have ever done to me. I’m surprised you didn’t just tell me to show up naked tomorrow night!” I said to him in a cold voice.
Damn, I’m good at being a bitch!
Yami gulped and couldn’t look at me. Oh yeah, I worked him over good. Now to help sell this I gotta start walking faster and look at him then get a disgusted look on my face. Damn I’m good. ^_^
“Aw, Téa! Come on, it can’t be that bad! Téa wait up!” Yami called after me, chasing me.
Shooting him a look I kept walking.
“I’m not going to talk about this out on the street. It’s bad enough that I’m going to humiliate myself tomorrow night at your damn party! I’m not even sure I’m gonna show up now. But if you wish to continuo talking to me then come back with me to my place and don’t talk anymore till we’re inside. Got it?” I said, Eyes blazing.
Man, just from the look on his face and the meek nod of his head I felt like I should get a acting award of some kind.^_^
On a side note, I never realized just how much power women had over men. The fact that I took the former bad ass pharaoh who had defeated many a evil person with great powers and turned him into a glum faced pouting teenager was kinda cool.
Once we got inside the apartment I motioned to the couch in the living room for him to sit on while I took the laz-e-boy.
“Alright, you have thirty seconds, make it count.” I said with a pissy look on my face.
“Ok me and Yugi weren’t thinking when we made the other bowl and while I wish I could just say show up in a different costume that wouldn’t be fair to Joey. He has to wear a sailor moon outfit you know and that’s not all that flattering for him.”
Dammit.. There went getting out of the costume.
“Then I’m not showing up.” I said crossing my arms.
Yami looked at me pouting and sighed.
“God damn it stop being so much of a fucking brat! Your acting like a toddler who doesn’t get her way here!”
I gaped.
“Am not!”
“Yes you are!”
“Not!”
“Are!”
“Not!”
Yes you are! Now either you come to the party IN your costume or else I’ll come over there and spank you like brats deserve to be.”
MEEP! This was totally back firing!
“Y-you wouldn’t?!” I said slightly whimpering.
Damn it, he’s smirking.
“Yes I would.”
I stood up and stomped a foot.
“You’ll do no such thing! I fact if you even begin to-“ I got cut off as he got up and took me over to the couch and laid me across his lap and slapped my ass ten times. What? I’m not going to say he spanked me not not. ...just shut up and read the fucking story...one of these days me and God are gonna have a long talk a thi this. Or me and a head shrink.
After wards he sat me up on his lap... no I wasn’t crying even though those slaps hurt this body REALLY badly...look I told I wasn’t crying...what those tears on my cheeks....er, your imaging it?
All right all right, I was crying. YOU try getting spanked I meant slapped in the ass 10 times by Yami and see how you fare.
I was sniffling when he wiped the tears away.
“I’m sorry Téa but you had that coming. Now are you going to show up tomorrow?” Yami asked.
“Only if my butt stops hurting.” I said pouting.
He chuckled a little and gave me a quick kiss on te cheek causing my body to switch into you know what mode and me to start freaking out.
“I know how you feel about me Téa. As I told you back at my place I got your non myn my locker. Yugi doesn’t mind it, in fact in a way it’s both of us you’ll be going out with. And in case you hadn’t picked up on that, I agreed to be your boyfriend like you asked from in the letter.” he was smiling.
Uh oh, panic time... how would she react? If I blow this then Téa might not get anther shot at Yami...God I’m going to need a long shower after this..
Sailing from ear to ear I threw my arms around Yami and hugged him.
“Oh am, you don’t know how happy you’ve made me!”
He hugged me back and pulled me into him so my legs where wrapped around him. Oh god please don’t tell me he wants to...
He began kissing my neck and face and biting my tongue I started returning the kissing. You know when Téa gets back she is going to own me big fucking time.
In the end I let her body, which had the hots from Yami Take over and spent a good portion of the afternoon making out with the king of games.
Let’s just say that when we stopped even I was disappointed.
“Sorry, but um, Yugi is yelling at me that we shouldn’t go any father right now unless we have protection.”Yami says blushing.
I laughed.
“Oh well, at least Yugi keeping his head about him.”
With some more frenching kisses and a promise of being at the party tomorrow Yami left and I went and took a nice long shower which in the end didn’t help and I ended up taking care of the problem.
“God damn yugi, it isn’t right to ut a girl off like that!” I stopped when I realized what I was saying. Was I becoming more girl like by the hour? Let’s face it, if Yami had hit on me this morning I would of decked him. And when we started making out I was picturing myself somewhere else. But after bit I was enjoying it! Ah fuck beans. I hope Jenelle is suffering like this too. That reminds, it was getting time to go meet Mai and her bitch, I mean Joey, I mean Jenelle.
Man, I’m starting to get worried. I was handling this fine till the make out session. What if the more sexually active we where with the body the mor we started acting like th person. Then even if I got into my body again I might still being acting like Téa. Dammit I better warn jenelle about this.
I got off the bed where I had gone to solved my problem and blushed as I realized that I hadn’t even finished drying my. Grabbing the towel I finished drying and then picked out what to wear. I was hardly thinking as I grabbed the pink top and matching mini skirt and had the skirt on (Oh a side note it covered me better than the skirt Jenelle had picked) before I stopped.
“What fuck is going on with me today?” I said shaking my head.
In the end I met Mai and Joey by the bus stop in a white top and blue jean shorts. While we waited for the bus I whisperer to jenelle that I hope her afternoon with Mai had gone alright, and I had landed my self in a relation with Yami.

Jenelles POV
Who said life was fair? I dunno, I think maybe I did. This was not Fair, I’m Mai’s Bitch and she…. And she…. She tried to fucking molest me after the drawing. I was Squeaking the whole way home. God, But damn, Mai was pretty hot… GAAAAAAAAAAH! Nooooo~ Can’t be…. But she’s so sexy… Dammit, lets recap…

-Flash Back-

“Hey… Mai… Where’s are we goin’?” I asked raising an eyebrow at the blonde chick leading me away from the party. Common, lets Face it, I rather be with Seto or Evil Bakura… Yeah, I rather be in the Shadow realm too, then be with Mai…

“We’re going to My place, Joey” She stated, I gaged and stopped. HER PLACE? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE GONNA DO? RAPE ME?!?! O_O Gawd has a sick sense of humor… I hate him at this moment.

“Why are we going there?” I asked dumbly. Joey thing to do. Stay True to Joey…--; please for gods sake, do not try to kiss me Mai… please do not try and kiss me… Aw fuck, she kissed me. I kissed her back softly, and chuckled. She blinked and pulled back. “Joey? Are you ok?” I sweardropped and nodded.
“Perfectly Happy”
“You’re insane”
“Yep”
“You can’t Beat a Dueling monkey”
“Ye-HEY! I CAN SO! DON’T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!”
“Bad Dog, I’ll give ya a couple lashings when we get to my place”
I meeped and looked away. I hated my life at the moment, I’m stuck in a boy’s body. I have a hot… chick… BLUUUUUUUUUUSH~ Goddammit, another Hard on…--; How in hell did guys Survive these bloody things? I’m not gonna even ask. We reached Mai’s place and I sighed. We walkn, Mn, Mai tackled me, and started to molest me… I was frozen. Shhhh, Don’t tell anyone… But I enjoyed it…. --; yeah, Horrible no? Well, she continued to molest me until it was time to go, we both got ready, to seem like nothing happened and we left.

-End Flash back-

Yeah, horrible afternoon. I looked at Gary/Téa and glared. “Stupid ass” I mumbled as the busy came. Yeah, I’d rather be in Tea’s body right now, only cause It’s a Female…and she gets to hit on… YAMI!! I hate her soooo much.
The bus came by and stopped and we all got aboard but Mai was the only one who got a seat as my ass was killing me. But I’m not sure why Gary isn’t sitting down...

Gary’s POV
My ass was still kinda sorom rom the spanking I mean slapping from Yami so despite the looks from Jenelle and Mai I didn’t sit down.
When we got to the mall Mai basically grabbed both of us by our shirt collars and lead us into a xxx costume shop.
Bad trend.
“Ok my wonderful bitches. And Téa before you say anything, if your shopping with me, you’re my bitch, least until Yami comes to claim you. JOEY! Stop snicking! Just for that sail scout, we’ll get your costume first. And you’ll wear it home if your bad again.”
Mai took off ahead of us looking thru the sailor moon outfits.
“...Dude, in real life Mai is a scary scary bitch who I never want to cross.”
I said to Joey/Jenelle.
He merely nodded his head and walked over when Mai found the most revealing one in the store.
With a slap on the ass Joey walked into the dressing room while me and Mai grabbed some seats.
There was a a lot of cursing heard from the dressing room but after awhile Jenelle walked out, a head band in his hair(The moon taira) an very short cut Skirt which revealed the hot pink tong and the shirt.
“Wait a moment Mai. It don’t look right without any tits.” I said smiling.
Ok, so that was mean of me. But once again, like I told you near the beginning of this little tale, I’m a asshole.
“You little Bonner biting bitch!” Joey/Jenelle growled at me.
“JOEY! BAD DOG!” Mai yelled at him stopphim him in his tract and drawing stares and laughs from all over the store. “Just for that your going to send the night at Téa’s with me and your gonna be in costume the whole night. It’ll be a girls only night.” Mai said with a smirk.
Jenelle silently fumed about this grumbling to himself while Mai left briefly to go get some honey melons.
“You know you’re a real bitch right?”
“Asshole. Asshole is the term you mean to use. And yes, I know I’m a asshole. And I’m really proud of it.” I said smiling.
“”your smiling now but you didn’t send the afternoon with Mai. She’s waiting for a chance to get you too and we’re both gonna have a least than fun night. But I suppose if you night in shining armor Yami showed up...” he grinned at me.
“You’re such a dick weed.” I said before tackling him to the ground.
Now unknown to me, Jenelle had seen Mai walking back when she taunted me the last time. So instead of a nice mall rent a cop pulling me off him it was Mai who gave me a quick slap in the ass which once again, was still sore and had me almost crying.
“You naughty girl! Leave my bitch alone. Just for that, you get to walk home in your costume as well. ALL of it.”
It is at this point in which I remember a song I once heard.
I know I make it easy
but it’s so hard to do
to laugh when
the joke is on you.
*Sigh* You up to this point, if there had been a hell I was pretty sure I was going there. But really, I think should count for at least a years worth and get me into heaven for a while...right?
Oh great, after getting the melons down there Mai got her ‘I’m gonna fuck you’ look on her face and took Joey into the dressing room where I hope those girlish screams of pain and pleasure aren’t from Jenelle.