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Just a Bit of Catnip

By: darkvixen
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 11
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Just a Bit of Catnip

Hey there peeps… hehe…jk

Here’s the sequel… I‘m not sure how this is going to work out yet… I never really planned to make a sequel…but then again, I really didn’t plan on continuing ‘Why you should drop soap in prison’ either

For those of you who are new, I suggest you read ‘man hunt’ it will make things clearer…

Once again, if you post I’ll reply on the next chap…

If you have an idea’s please tell me, there a 99% chance it’ll end up in the story. So if you have any definite plot bunnies you want for this fic or just small suggestions, please tell me.

I don’t own the YGO char. So on and so forth…

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(Ryou)

It’s been a week since I brought those two ex-demon’s home…and what a week it has been…

They know really little, if any thing at all, about how people live now in days.

But here… let me start from the beginning… I had gone camping with Malik for my birthday and we were kidnapped by two flesh eating demons. They wanted to eat my best friend and lover Malik, and keep me as a pet, even going so far as to turn me in to some half breed cat human.

In the ee hee helped break the curse that had been placed upon them for what they say has been three thousand years. Afterward we discovered they had no where too go, so I volunteered my house. That’s where I suppose I should start, like I said it’s been a week so far, and things have been running any thing but smoothly.

Bakura, one of the ex-demon’s I brought home has some…well…comprehension issues…

*flashback*

“Bakura that’s a computer”

“It said some thing I swear it’s possessed! Quickly get the village elder; he’ll know what to do!”

“There is no village elder”
“How do you people live?! Do you have a monk or a priest, an acolyte of some sort maybe?”

“No! Nothing! Sigh….Ow! Let go of me Bakura!”

“It spoke again! Quickly… bring me a sword!”

“I don’t own a sword Bakura!”

“Your crazy! Stand back it’s going to attack!”

*end flash back*

But over all he’s pretty nice to be around, although I’m not saying his lover the other ex-demon Marik is well adjusted. For some reason he has to touch everything…

*flash back*

“What’s this Ryou?”

~Smash~

“How does this work?”

~Crash~

“Hey that kid has that small game thing you have!”

~Cry~

“Guess what! I saw that you didn’t have a fire going so I used some of those things to light one”

~Burn~

*end flash back*

But I love them both and they both love me. Today I was going to make a special dinner as our first week anniversary of bringing them home. Much to my surprise I learned Marik was an excellent cook, you’d think living off human flesh for three thousand years would dull some ones skills.

“So where’s Bakura, Ryou?” Marik asked as he cut up some vegetables. I didn’t want Marik any where near the stove with out my supervision.

“Malik is taking him out to buy some after dinner supplies” I said with a sly smirk on my lips. Marik just grinned and inched closer to me.

“What would we be doing after dinner?” He said as pressed me against the counter, grinding his hips in to my back side.

“You’ll have to wait to figure that out Marik” I said pausing suddenly, feeling Marik’s hands slide down the front of my pants.

“I think I want some of it now” he said with a playful growl, placing feather light kisses down my neck. I gave a soft moan and he pulled one hand out of my pants to unzip them.

I heard the door close behind, me and Marik turned around, coming face to face with questioning looks from Malik and Bakura

“I hope none of that stuffs ending u our our food Ryou” Bakura said walking towards me.

A blush of shame came to Marik’s cheeks at getting caught, “you know I love you… I wasn’t planning on doing any thing with out you” Marik said hooking his arms around Bakura’s waist.

“I’m still waiting for your excuse Ryou” Malik said smiling at me smugly. I just kissed him.

“Nice save… now tuck in you ‘thang’ and get back to the meal” Malik said as he went to unload the car, pulling Bakura along with him.

I zipped up my pants and had Marik continue cutting vegetables on the other side of the room.

Half and hour later and the meal was done, I checked with Malik and he confirmed that every thing was set up upstairs. We led our ex-demon loves to the table and Bakura was amazed and Marik was proud.

Since the day I brought them home we’ve been eating McDonalds and Burger king. This was the first time we actually sat down to a meal, and I was really pleased nothing went wrong during the preparation.

I watched as Bakura and Marik ate ravenously, gods, were they even chewing let alone breathing while they did this? In a matter of a few minuets most of the food was gone… it was like they inhaled it or some thing…

I moved the remaining food to my plate hoping to eat some thing before it was all gone. Malik just sat there in silence. He didn’t even touch the table; he just got up and walked away.

I ate quickly and followed k tok to where ever he left too. I found him sitting on the couch out in the living room.

“I know it’s hard to watch them wolf that stuff down, but I’m sure we’ll get used to it” I said smiling. Malik just shook his head.

“It’s not that… I can’t…I can’t eat in front of them… I just can’t” Malik said, tears forming in his beautiful lavender eyes. I sat down next to him and hugged him.

That’s how it all started… Malik had eaten the food that didn’t belong to him and so Marik and Bakura tried to eat him. I can understand how hard it must be for him to eat when Bakura and Marik are right there looking as hungry as jackals.

A little while later Marik and Bakura came in smiling looking full and satisfied, “Hey guys what’s up? Why did you leave so soon” Bakura asked.

“He’s still a little upset about eating in front of you guys, you know…after…” I said between calming hushes to Malik.

“Oh...that… you don’t have to worry about us doing any thing like that Malik” Marik said walking over to Malik and placing a hand on Malik’s shoulder. Malik just shuddered and hugged me tighter.

“I-I’m sorry… I know I shouldn’t be acting like this…it’s probably ruining the mood for all of you isn’t it” Malik said sadly.

“No… we love you Malik…it’s ok…take your time…when your ready we’ll head up stairs” Bakura said reassuringly. Malik nodded and wiped his eyes smiling.

“Thanks” he said shakily and he got to his feet and started up the stairs. We all followed and Marik and I stood back in amazement at the entrance of the room. The room was wonderfully decorated with little candles set up every where and roses on the floor.

I walked up to the bed and sat down finding some type of herb sprinkled on it. Marik gawked at the room before finding a place on the bed next to me.

I felt hands massaging my back and I turned around to see Malik dressed in his boxers smiling. I giggled and relaxed letting him work the kinks out, before things got too kinky.

I saw Bakura doing the same with Marik, Marik on the other hand just turned around jumping Bakura and pinning him to the bed. Bakura growled ferociously and rolled Marik beneath him. The two snarled as they kissed, Marik practically ripping the clothes off of Bakura.

Bakura nipped at Marik throat, working his way down to Marik’s chest where he caught Marik’s nipple between his teeth gently biting. Marik hissed with pleasure, arching his back up. Malik had stopped what he was doing, and just stared at those two make fierce wild love.

They seemed to make love like they ate…fast and viciously…

I just turned around and kissed Malik gently… this is the second time me and my love Malik had done this together. The first time is was under the blood lust and ended up raping him.

This time I planned on being a lot gentler with my Egyptian lover. I kissed down his chest similarly to what Bakura was doing, with one exception… I was being a lot gentler about it. Malik whimpered and I kissed down to his inner thigh removing his boxer as I got closer.

I felt eyes on me, I turned to see Bakura and Marik snickering. “What? There’s nothing wrong with gentle sex…” I said confidently.

“Here let us teach you some tricks…” Bakura said crawling over to me. I swear on my life he looked like a tiger on the discovery channel ready to take down his prey. I backed off of Malik as Bakura continued to advance; he backed me against the headboard, his arms on either side of my neck trapping me there.

I heard a little squeak from Malik as Marik pinned him underneath. “Here just relax…” Bakura said as licked my ear, gently blowing on it. I shivered with pleasure. He smirked and moved lower, taking my fingers into his mouth and sucking gently.

He then licked my shaft, taking the sensitive flesh into his mouth; I clawed the sheets of the bed. I was panting now, my breath coming short, oh gods….

His mouth working skillfully I could feel his tongue stroking, caressing, sucking. I closed my eyes, my chest heaving. Some ones mouth was on mine, I can’t breathe…

I start getting dizzy, I taste something in there mouth… catnip? Bakura’s still on me, but this is some one else. I open my eyes to see Malik kissing mercilessly, catnip is what’s sprinkled on the bed. I feel drowsy, the sweet taste of Malik in my mouth, the erotic feeling of Bakura’s mouth on my lower half.

Malik gives a little grunt, Marik has entered him…ungh… I feel some ones fingers enter me.

“Ba-bakura…ungh...oh gods… don’t stop…umph” I say, my voice failing me. Malik’s mouth still on me… still ravishing me in a needy wanton kiss

There’s no use thinking, I let my instincts take over, I push back against Malik, I want more. Bakura spreads my legs apart, releasing my twitching need and sliding in to me. I gasp…

I could hear the hitch in Marik’s breathing as he released in to Malik. He was far from finished as he pulled Malik away from me rolling him on to his back. Malik stared at Marik in wonder.

Marik flicked his head back throwing those sweat drenched locks out of his face.Bakura looked at them,"I hope none of that stuffs ending up in our food". Marik ignored him, taking a candle from the table next to the bed dripping the wax on Malik’s tan skin. Malik Gave a little scream as the hot liquidly substance touched his already heated flesh.

Marik blew on the wax causing it to cool on Malik’s skin, causing Malik to arch up.

Bakura the mean time was sending me half way up the wall with pleasure. I screamed his name as the rush came. Bakura gave one last thrust and filled me with his seed.

My back was already hurting but I was too high on… catnip… no…make that Bakura. Bakura moved up against me, his heated flesh against mine, brushing his fingers lightly against my lips, silencing my mews for more. I buried my head into his hair, the scent intoxicating.

He kissed me, catnip a new flavor in his mouth too, I felt really drowsy…

(Bakura)

I snickered… humans these days are so stupid! I mean back in my time every one knew what the properties of every herb was. How could people these days not know that catnip, which is part of the mint family, is a sedative used to help people to sleep. Usually served in a tea it also solves a lot of stomach problems and has the ability to keep mosquitoes at bay.

I spit the rest of the catnip into a tissue I grab from the counter, I smile and high five Marik. Marik tucks Malik in…

Finally now we can get down to business, I pull out a knife and take a lock of Ryou and Malik’s hair. We’ll need this…

We both walk down stairs and Marik gets the mixture going in one of Ryou’s cooking pots. We need bodies… were still dead… were just living off Malik and Ryou’s energy. We need some stable form of existence…

Marik boils the hair down with the rest of the ingredients we had let set over night yesterday. I wonder what they were thinking when they set us free? Demons don’t change… Masako’s father knew that… he knew I was a demon after Marik’s soul…

And yet…and yet he couldn’t stop me… foolish human…

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