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By: KittyGreenwitch
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Author’s note: PWP chat conversation between Anzu and Yuugi. Thought the story deserved to be written chat-style since there’s a certain website involved…*said website isn’t real*. Amazingly, Yuugi and Anzu like to stick to proper sentences. PW= private website; OMG= Oh my God; TMI = Too much information *just in case you don’t already know this*. I'm not really that big on YGO, but the amazing Ashes who I beta for writes shitloads about the whole cast, so sometimes I get a bunny or two from our chats.

*Cough* ANYWAY!

Yuugi: Anzu, we have to talk.

Anzu: Shoot, Yu-man, what’s up?

Yuugi: What’s with this site?
www.google.com/anzumazaki/recentposts/bribe/327422mode=apply

Anzu: Uh….

Yuugi: It looks like you posted a reward for a video tape of Seto fucking Jou.

Anzu: Yep.

Yuugi: Didn't you used to have a crush on Seto?

Anzu: Well…

Anzu: I still think he's hot, I just think he'd be hotter if he was caught on tape with his pants down, pushing into Jou doggy style!

Yuugi: ANZU! You're friends with his SISTER!

Anzu: Yea, I know, but she's just as pervy as me. Only in her case, she'd like to see you and Mokuba do a duet to Ricki Martin's "Living la vida loca."

Yuugi: .... .... Well at least she's got the restraint not to put up a bribe for it!

Anzu: In my defense, you weren’t suppose to stumble upon that site.

Yuugi: How could I not?! You posted it on your PW like a beacon!

Yuugi: Wait, are you saying that you only intended to offer 10,000 Yen for a complete, anonymous stranger to get that tape?!

Anzu: C’mon, don’t act like YOU never tried to buy something naughty by posting a want-ad.

Yuugi: I wanted a gummy-bear thong. NOT an amateur porno flick of two of my friends fucking!

Anzu: It’s not lwhoewhoever gets me the tape actually made it themselves…

Yuugi: They’d loose life, limb, and genitals in that attempt!

Anzu: I know it’s on one of the security tapes at the mansion; I just want to tempt one of his guards to hand it over.

Yuugi: When did you suddenly find out so much about Kaiba’s surveilance system?

Anzu: I've been dating one of the guards…

Yuugi: So why not get this boyfriend guard to give you the tape?

Anzu: Well…he’s kind of not happy with me. You see, when I realized that Seto and Jou were fucking on one of the screens, I squealed too much…

Yuugi: And this is bad….

Anzu: I was giving Joseph -the guard- a blow job at the time and sort of scraped my teeth too hard against his dick. I may have broken skin in my excitement to stand up and rush over…

Yuugi: TMI…

Anzu: You’re not going to tell Shizuka about the site, are you?

Yuugi: She knows where your PW is, I can’t guarantee she won’t find it. But we all know she isn’t very com-wise at the moment. She IS still recovering from surgery.

Anzu: OMG! Someone has the tape!

Yuugi: …. Is that really such a good thing?

Anzu: Oh get over your homophobia. I need to go meet the guy to pick up the tape. Wanna come with me?

Yuugi: Okay, I'd like to point out that Mokuba is my BOYFRIEND, you have no clue if the guy you're meeting really has the tape, and even if he does...you don’t really have the money do you…

Anzu: No…but I swear I’ll pay you back! I could buy you three different types of candy underwear, your choice of the make and model…well, not the model, I‘m pretty sure those boys don‘t come with the package, although they do have e-NOR-mous packages!

Yuugi: Right.

Yuugi: And you’ll buy this wi
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Anzu: My credit card of course! If I thought the tape-guy would bring a swiping machine with him, I’d use my Visa, but as it stands…

Anzu: And I know this guy definitely has the tape.

Yuugi: How can you be sure...

Anzu: Oh, I'm sure. After all, he happens to be YOUR boyfriend.

Yuugi: Let me get my coat. Where are we meeting him?

Anzu: In front of Kaiba Corp.