Kaiba Split

Disclaimer Note: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH! *RUNS TO MARIK AND CRIES*

A/N- This is the fourth installment in my new YGO Lemon series. The first was What Happened In My Soulroom, then Strip Dueling, and United for Life (the DM and CG monster pairing). Now to another favorite couple. Kaiba and Joey learn new ways of making banana splits!

Pairing: Joey Wheeler/Seto Kaiba

Warning: LEMON! (DUH!)
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Seto Kaiba sat in front of the electric fan sweating hard. "The fucking air conditioner just had to break down," he grumbled. "When will the repair man come?" Mokuba Kaiba asked. "They can't until next week," Seto sighed and looked at his little brother. The heat wasn't good for him and he knew it.

"WHAT'S UP?" a familiar Brooklyn accent shouted. Kaiba turned his head in the direction of the front door. "My puppy's home," he said smiling. He had saved Joey Wheeler's life from his abusive father one night in an alley and ever since, the blond was staying with him. He never expected to fall in love with the boy though and every friend and enemy of theirs knew it. But they never said anything since they had relationships like the next man or woman.

"Big Brother, I'm going to Tommy's house!" Mokuba shouted. "I'm spending the night!" "Go ahead," Kaiba shouted as he walked to Joey planting a kiss on his cheek and causing a groan of protest from Mokuba. "You guys are too weird," he said seriously. Kaiba pushed him out the door and shook his head. "Air's not fixed yet?" Joey asked in concern. "Damn repair man won't come until next week," Kaiba complained. "I have the remedy, moneybags," Joey said smiling. It was then Kaiba noticed two grocery bags in his lover's arms.

"What the hell is all that, mutt?" Kaiba asked frowning. "Just the thing to cool us both off," Joey said. "I was plannin' on makin' some banana splits." "Sounds like an idea to me," Kaiba said smiling. Joey put the bags in the kitchen and pulled out the ice cream, cherries, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. "Wait a minute," Kaiba said. "You're missing the bananas." Joey grinned evilly. "Oh Seto," he sang. "You're the banana!" Kaiba couldn't believe his ears. Then he cled.led. "You had this planned all along, didn't you?" he asked

Joey grinned nodding. Then he captured the brunette's lips in a passionate kiss. Kaiba moaned at the touch as he allowed Joey to taste him and the blond pulled away. "First, I have to peel the banana," he said and unbuckled the belt on Kaiba's tight leather pants. (A/N: All right Kaiba fangirls! Stop drooling all over your keyboards!) He had no shirt on and his muscular chest was enough to make Joey drool. Soon, he had the pants off and worked on the boxers with the tiny Saggi the Dark Clowns on it. Kaiba was soon standing totally naked in front of Joey and Joey laid him on the floor in the kitchen grabbing the ice cream and a spoon. He put a scoop on each of Kaiba's nipples causing the boy to moan at the cold touch.

Joey then put another scoop on Kaiba's belly button and then shook the can of whipped cream putting that on the remainder of his chest. Then he grabbed a cherry and placed one in the three areas. "This feels good," Kaiba moaned. "It's 'bout to get better," Joey said. He removed his clothes and tossed them a The Then he leaned over and began licking the ice cream eating away at the cold sweet before reaching Kaiba's nipple. Kaiba felt Joey's tongue lick away at his skin cleaning what he could before going toward his navel and soon he was covered in a mixture of sticky ice cream and whipped cream. Joey grabbed the chocolate syrup and coated Kaiba's hard arousal with it. Then he began licking the entire thing before engulfing it entirely in his mouth.

Kaiba gasped at the new sensation and bucked his hips while Joey sucked him down. Using two chocolate covered hands, the blond held him down and continued his treat. His tongue and teeth raked across the tender throbbing skin of Kaiba's dick causing Kaiba to suddenly cry out things in another language. "Harder, Joey, harder!" he cried. Joey obeyed and soon Kaiba felt his climax approach. "Joey, I'm about to cum!" he cried. Joey hummed while awaiting his lover to explode. Kaiba couldn't take it any longer and released inside Joey's awaiting mouth. Joey drank him up smiling as he gazed into Kaiba's sapphire blue eyes.

Kaiba frowned knowing what would happen next. "We don't have any lube," he said. "Think again," Joey said holding up the chocolate syrup. He coated his arousal with it along with three fingers. "Suck," he commanded. "Since when does my mutt bark orders at his master?" Kaiba teased. "Since I seduced you into this," Joey said. Kaiba took the dripping fingers and licked the syrup off of them. Once that was done, Joey slid one finger inside him causing Kaiba to moan in pleasure. "So, my master loves this," he said sliding a second in. "Damn, Joey!" Kaiba gasped. "That feels too fucking good!" Joey grinned thrusting and stretching Kaiba making him moan and cry in pleasure. "Take me, Joey!" he cried. "Fuck my brains out!"

"Yes, Master," Joey said and slid his chocolate covered dick inside his entrance. "Damn, you're so tight!" he grunted as he began thrusting inside him. He grabbed Kaiba's hard dick and began pumping in tune with his own. "Harder, faster!" Kaiba panted when Joey kissed him passionately. Feeling his climax approaching, Kaiba threw his head back and swallowed hard. "JOEY!" he screamed releasing violently in his lover's hand coating it and their chests. Joey grunted and released with a shutter inside his lover before falling against him allowing his dick to become limp inside Kaiba.

"That was the best banana split I've ever had," he panted looking into Kaiba's sapphire blue eyes. Kaiba chuckled holding his lover close to him. "I have an idea," he said. "Let's go upstairs and take a cold bath together." "Sure," Joey chuckled. "And then later tonight, it's your turn," Kaiba said seductively and ran off. "Hey, Master!" Joey shouted standing up. "Wait for me!"
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The End...the fifth installment soon to come!