The Heat of a Card
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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The Heat of a Card
[Yes, it's another MST. No, I do not own anything other than the bracketed comments. I also do not own any pop culture icon/movie/song/etc that I may use here. I'm in college...if I owned something w/ that much net worth, I'd be anywhere BUT.]
My fucked up story of yugi/???????
[I agree wholeheartedly.]
(I will tell you one thing, It is NOT YAOI! It will be a female.)
[A story with a gender…wow. Yet another miracle of modern medicine, folks.]
I don't own yugioh.
[Yugioh, or Yu-Gi-Oh. Whichever.]
If i [I] did this fanfic may be made into a comic.
[*prostrates herself at the feet of Takahashi-sama in thanks*]
Sucks ass doesn't it?
[…that’d just be TOO easy.]
Yugi and his friends and enimies [enemies] are at the battle city tournament.
[Battle City is a proper noun.]
"Hey Joey! I almost got 6 locator cards" said Yugi Moto, King of Games.
[He almost got them? “Soooo close, yet so far away…”
Actually, YAMI is the King of Games. Yugi’s just reinreincarnation. Hmm…Yami’s soul was sealed in the Puzzle, though. How can you be reincarnated if your soul is trapped somewhere? Let us meditate on this. Ommmm….]
Yugi's favorite card is the Dark Magician.
[This has been another…Useless Fact.]
He also has a Millennium Item the Millennium Puzzle which contains the sprit of The great pharo of egyp Yami.
[I’d like to buy a comma….
I think anyone who knows the tiniest bit about the series would know that.
Okay, THIS is why you don’t need to type straight into the text box. My keyboard likes omitting letters there, too.]
"So do I, I just need 2 more cards" said Joey, Yugi's best friend and fellow duelist, His favorite card is The Red-Eyes Black Dragon.
[Fascinating. I’m sure their favourite cards are so relevant at this point in the plot.
While commas are our friends, comma splices are not.]
Yugi had just beat arcaina
[I will not give you the proper spelling of this, because it is an evil, EVIL dub name. What the HELL was wrong with Pandora??? *resumes plotting the murders of all YGO dub writers*
And it’s ‘had just beaten.’]
with the Dark Magician Girl.
[And of COURSE the dubbers couldn’t let them say Black Magician or Black Magician Girl…that might be interpreted as racism. Idiots, the lot of them.]
Suddenly a storm began to develop and Lightning streaked across the sky like a bunch of fireworks.
[Who is Lightening, and why did this person feel the need to run around nude?
I cannot for the life of me remember the last time I saw a bunch of fireworks streaking. That would be an odd sight…sparkling boobs and penises.]
"Yugi, we need to get out of this storm" said Joey. "Yeah Joey, I agree" said Yugi.
Yugi and Joey ran for the nearest building trying to get past the crowd of panicking duelists.
[It’s just a thunderstorm. They’re not gonna melt. Well, except for Mai. Oh, what a world….]
"Shit, we will never get out of this storm" said Yugi.
[Yugi swore. Fuck.
Do you realize that this fic started in present tense? “Let’s do the Time Warp again….”]
Then a huge lightning bolt struck Yugi's Duel Disk.
[I did not realize lightning bolts had size categories.]
"AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!" screamed Yugi
[Okay, who cares to know what type of syllable he screamed?]
as the electricity surged through his duel disk
[Duel Disk is a copyrighted brand name. Don’t let Seto know you’re just bandying it about like that.]
and throughout his body.
[Maybe the electricity will make his hair liat.]at.]
Yugi was knocked out.
[Ya THINK?]
After 3 minutes he came to!
[Yay! I’m surprised it didn’t kill the poor boy.]
"What happened?" said Yugi. "Well after you were struck by a lightning bolt your duel disk
[Seto is so gonna sue your ass.]
started to act kinda funny for a moment then stopped." said Joey.
[Um…is it just me or shouldn’t Jou be just a LITTLE concerned here? His best friend just got electrocuted, for Ra’s sake! He sd tad take him to the hospital!]
"It's probably nothing." said Yugi as he and Joey went opposite directions.
[Problems from being hit by lightning take a while to show up sometimes. Usually these people overreact, not blow this kind of stuff off.]
While Yugi was walking he was talking to his spirit.
[Yami is not his spirit; he’s his aibou. Yugi has his own spirit.]
"What is going on with your Duel Disk" Yami said. "I don't know but I think it's proably [probably] nothing." said Yugi. "If you say so" said Yami.
[Yami should be a HELLUVA lot more concerned. His Hikari got struck by lightning!
The dialogue is kinda flat. Ooh! More Coneheads!?]
As Yugi stopped to rest his Duel Disk
[How sweet. He’s resting his Duel Disk.
Now you only owe Kaiba Corporation 5 million.]
went wild
[Duel Disks Gone Wild: Spring Break in Domino!]
and a live figure popped out
[Ow…tight fit.]
due to the advanced holographics and the lightning bolt giving it a extra boost
[That is an incredibly simplistic and unimpressive explanation. What ever happened to ‘It’s magic?’]
a monster appeared in real life with intelligence.
[Everyone seems to work for the department of redundancy department nowadays.e ape appeared with intelligence? What’s wrong with the pink hearts? Never mind…she’s the BLACK Magician Girl, why does she use PINK hearts? I bet she gives the Black Magician such a migraine….]
Yugi was still asleep.
[When did that happen?]
The monster (female moster [monster])
[I think everyone has already guessed who this is. Your penname is kind of a giveaway.]
went over to yugi [Yugi], laid down next to him,
[Lay! LAY! The past tense of lie is LAY!]
and smiled. "He looks so cute when he's asleep" she said.
[It’s Yugi. That’s just about the only way he can look.]
When she said this Yugi woke up
[Damn, he’s a light sleeper.]
and looked to his side and he yelled "What the fuck is the Dark Magician Girl doing here?"
[O.O Yugi! Such language! Yami, what the hell have you been teaching him?!
Commas don’t cost anything, you know.]
Well better check the duel disk.
[There goes another few million.]
Yugi checked the duel disk while DMG made advances towards him.
[Damn. Kaiba’s gonna sue you for everything you’ve got.
The Dungeon Master’s Guide is making advances towards Yugi? Come on now; don’t skimp on the details! Is it 3rd Edition or v. 3.5?]
Yugi poked at her to make sure she was a hologram.
[Why would he have any reason to doubt that she was at this point?]
Sad to say (well not sad)
[Then don’t contradict yourself.
Frankly, I am kind of sad. If not one of the hot bishounen cards, it could have been one of the hotter chicks. Dark Elf or Malevolent Nuzzler, for example.]
she wasn't. "Oh my god!" he said. "What?" she said.
[They killed Kenny!]
"OH MY GOD ITS ALIVE!" Yugi yelled in half amazement and half fear.
[All caps…I’d say it’s 99.9% fear.]
"Hey whats the matter?
[Apostrophes are free, too.]
Don't you like me?"
[Well, I like you better than I like Anzu.]sh
she said kinda hurt and cast a spell over Yugi making him come towards her.
[She was laying right beside him, then he woke up, checked his Duel Disk, and poked her. I don’t think he can GET much closer.]
Yuig's
[Dyslexics have more nuf.]
puzzle started shaking wildley [wildly] and the combined spirit of Yami and Yugi appeared.
[Actually, Yami just takes over, but anyway.]
"Alright Yugi what were you yelling about that made me wake up from my slumber" Yami said kinda pissed.
[If he’s pissed why would he be talking like that? Oh yeah…Coneheads.]
In his head Yugi said
[Ooh…it rhymes!]
"Look behind you!" So Yami/Yugi turned around and was face to face with the beautiful Dark Magician Girl.
[Beautiful? I think not. Cute maybe, but she’s too wide-eyed and perky to be beautiful.]
"AHHHHHHHAAAAAA!"Yelled Yami.
[If he’s not going to scream a word, this really doesn’t matter.]
"Hi Yugi, whats up with you?" she said
[Even if punctuation DID cost money, Seto’s gonna get it all anyway, so you should spend while you can.]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!" He yelled again falling on his ass and backing away.
[Although Yami does not have his memories at this time, enough weird shit has gone on so far that he should be used to this kind of thing.]
"Don't you like me?" she said while coming closer.
[Not in that way, Toots.]
"What the hell are you doing out of the duel disk?" he said in a unusually frightened tone.
[He’s faced down scarier things than this. I think dueling Yami Bakura in the Shadow Realm with his friends’ souls at stake would be a LOT scarier than one of his own monsters coming to life.]
"I don't know." she said while making seductive gestures to Yugi.
[Maybe losing his memories made him forget what those are, and Yugi is just clueless.]
"Is the Dark Magician or any other of my duel monsters alive?" he said. "Nope, I'm special" she said while coming closer.
[Damn! No hot magicians, then.
Ye gods! If she gets any closer, she’ll be inside the poor boy.]
(It is obviously clear that she wants him, lucky guy)
[That’s YOUR opinion.]
"But your [You+Are=you’re] just a hologram" he said.
[I wish.]
"Go ahead and touch me and you'll find out if I'm a hologram or not." she giggled.
[Is she giggling in Morse code? Odd.
He already tried this. You’d think Yu-chan would give his Yami all the facts here.]
Yami/Yugi kinda bravely
[It’s either done bravely or not. That makes about as much sense as saying Malik’s dad is kinda dead.]
stepped up and touched her when all of a sudden she kissed up on the lips.
[Up on? She’s taller than he is, I think.]
"Wow" she said softly. Yami was just frozen.
[She was shocked that such a sexy guy could be so frigid.]
(Coming to grips with the fact that one of your most powerful female monster being real and kissing you on the lips and her actually enjoying it is kinda difficult.)
[Comprehending that last author’s note is kinda difficult as well.]
Then Yugi/Yami fainted.
[Yami can maintain consciousness while dueling in the Shadow Realm, but THIS makes him faint? WTF???]
"Shit" she said. After 10 minutes he came too.
[*blinks* They’re having orgasms already?]
He looked around the room
[Exactly when did he enter a building?]
and said "Thank god it was only a dream"
[Hate to break this to you, but….]
"Hi" she said "AUGHHHHHHHHH!" he said.
[Oh, a DIFFERENT syllable! Whoopee.]
She then muttered a spell that made yugi not be able to move his arms or legs. Then she said a spell that made Yugi float to her to which she grasped him in a hug with his face in her breasts.
[This is SO non-con right now, it’s not funny.]
(Great view huh?)
[If his face has been smooshed into her oversized bosom, he can’t really see anything.]
"mummffff" he said the words muffled because his face was in her breasts while she was busy savoring the hug.
[Kinda a one-sided hug, isn’t it?]
"Could you please get my face off of your breasts." he managed to mutter out.
[Since it’s Yami introntrol here {supposedly}, I’d think he’d say something more along the lines of “Got your damn boobs out of my face.” But maybe that’s just me.]
"Not yet I'm enjoying this" she said as she was getting hornier by the minute.
[She’s glomping him to her chest and he wants to get away. What’s to enjoy? She’s a sadist, isn’t sh/b> /b>
Finally after Yugi was literally gasping for air he gently bit one of her nipples
[Did her oversized boobs come out of that skimpy top?]
that caused a wave of pleasure over her and caused her to realease [release]him.
[No coment.
Run Yami! Run!]
"-pant- Let's never speak of this again! -pant-" he said.
[I don’t even want to think about this.]
said Yugi to the Pharaoh in the mind he said.
[The comment was so secret, not even the authoress knows.]
(Wouldn't he be happy? I mean you got one of the sexiest female cards in Duel Monsters
[The HELL. Empress Judge, Protector of the Throne, Dark Witch…THOSE are sexy cards. Black Magician Girl is just cute.]
who has a major crush on you and you whine?)
[I would.]
Meanwhile in the Dark Magician Girl's mind she was getting let down
[Getting let down? When did he promise her anything?]
she thought sadly and started crying.
[Why are we suddenly in italics?]
said Yugi to Yami. he said. said Yugi.
[Confused does not even BEGIN to cover it.]
"Dark Magician Girl whats [what’s] wrong?" he said. "-sniff- Y-You d-d-don't l-l-l-like m-m-me" she said between sobs.
[At some point in your life, you will come across those who don’t like you. Some people may even hate you. It’s not the end of the world.]
"Of course I like you" he said.
[There’s going to be no stopping her now.]
said Yugi.
[I wanna know, too!]
Yami said
[This is BEYOND frustrating.]
so they switched back to Yugi who was still tall and the deep voice.
[If Yugi is in control, he’s short. If Yami’s in control, he’s tall with the lightning bolt hair.
That’s another thing, too. When Yami’s dueling, they always use Yugi’s voice for the thoughts. It’s like Yami has no bloody thoughts of his own. Mattaku no BAKAS!!! *will start killing spree with the dubber who thought that up*]
"Your [YOU’RE] my favorite female card in my deck,
[I think he’s lying.]
no in Duel Monsters." he said trying to stop her tears.
[Now I KNOW he’s lying.]
"R-Really?" she said hopefully.
[No, he just wants you to turn off the waterworks.]
"If you weren't, you wouldn't be a star in my deck." he said.
[Actually, that was the Dark Magician’s doing. He just HAD to take her on as a student. Bet he’s regretting that now.]
"OH THANK YOU" she said as she leaped on him. (Dejivue)
[#1. It’s Déjà vu.
#2. It’s not déjà vu…she paralyzed and glomped him before. Now she’s just jumping him]
With Yugi's face meeting the twins again [again].
[Huh? When did Esper Roba’s brothers get there?]
"OH thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you" she said.
[I think he heard you the first time, hon.]
"Uhhhhh could you let go of me for a sec so I can catch my breath?" said Yugi
[Poor thing. I’m sure he’d be much happier with his face in the Black Magician’s crotch. He’s just the right height, too.]
"Oh sorry" she said as Yugi gasped for air again.
[You’d think she’d remember after the 1st time. Oh, wait. She’s a blonde.]
said Yami said Yugi said Yami. said Yugi.
[Well, he said that HE said that he said…what was I saying?]
"W-w-why are you t-t-ng ong off your cloths?" stuttard [stuttered] Yugi.
[When did THIS start? And why is she only wearing cloths? What happened to her slutty little outfit?
{For those of you who disagree, LOOK at what she’s wearing sometime. There is an arrow-shaped piece of fabric on her little dress that points straight down at her crotch.}]
"It's getting hot in here" she said
[…There must be a Tiger in the at-mos-phere….
Hot? She’s barely wearing anything as it is!]
she giggled at the thought while sitting down across from him with love and lust in her eyes.
[I prefer simple contact lenses.]
"S-s-so you have any other crushes? I mean the ones in my deck?" he said.
[In other words, anyone other than him that she can go fuck and leave him the hell alone.]
"No not really. Your a helluva lot sexier than those cards." she said seductively.
[Excuse me? What HAS this girl been smoking? She got into the Black Magician’s potions, didn’t she?]
"Not even the D-d-dark magician?" he stuttard [Still stuttered].
"No" she said
[He’s just about the hottest guy in the SR…what is WRONG with her?]
she thought.
[What did she think? Come on…you can let the readers know; they won’t tell.]
She noticed that Yugi's member was getting a little hard.
[He’s imagining the Black Magician nude.
If he’s still dressed, how can she te ‘A ‘A little hard’ isn’t going to be showing through his pants much.]
she happily thought as she got up and sat next to him in her nakedness.
[She’s naked. We get it.]
Yugi whined to his other slef.
[What’s a slef? I didn’t even know he had one of those.]
said his other self sadly.
[“No, I don’t know how we can get the Black Magician out here,” said his other self sadly. I figured it out! Go me!]
said Yugi to Yami.
[“Does this mean I have to screw her?”]
he said to Yugi.
[“I’m afraid so, Aibou. It could be worse, though. At least it’s not Anzu.”]
"Gotta think unsexy thoughts or else I will explode" he said to himself.
[Think about Anzu.]
Unfortuantly [unfortunately] she could hear it.
[Dammit.]
she thought while she saw a big tent being made in pan pants.
[Run for your lives; it’s the underwear gnomes!]
Then Yugi said the words that he would partially regret and mostly kinda enjoy
[Um…okay…. So is he going to like this or not?]
"I'm bored. I'll do whatever you wanna do!" he said
[She kissed you, squished yo heo her chest, and stripped down to her birthday suit. What do you THINK she wants to do??]
said Yami
[“Now you’re Definitely going to have to fuck her.”]
he thought.
[“DAMMIT!”]
Meanwhile Dark Magician Girl was practiaclly [practically] doing backflips [back flips]
[Oh my dear Ra…the bouncing…]
the sexy Magician Girl thought.
[What sexy Magician Girl?]
"Well I want you to make loo meo me."
[Whatever. You just want a quick fuck.]
she said taking off his cloths.
[Didn’t realize she was wearing them. Oh well. The explanation is: Magic!]
said Yugi to Yami.
[“I don’t wanna do this!”]
said Yami goading Yugi.
[“I’ll make it up to you later. Just picture what you know I can do to you, and you’ll be able to keep it up.”]
said Yugi as his member reached about 9 inches and increadibly [incredibly]
[“Ohh, Yami…. ”
A NINE INCH cock?? That’s almost a FOOT! Yugi’s smaller than everyone else in just about every aspect. I seriously doubt he’d be that big.]
thick to which the Dark Magician Girl squealed in delight and thought
[“I’m finally gonna get some!”]
said Yugi.
[“Ra deliver me.”]
Yugi began kissing her on the lips passionately [passionately].
And she began using her tounge [tongue] in his mouth
[And how was she using it?]
in which he followed.
[He followed into his mouth? Did I miss the dropping acid part?]
Yugi then began massaging her breasts gently and gently nibbled her nipples
[Isn’t he a gentleman?]
to the point where she came.
[She came from THAT? DAMN. Now that’s sensitivity.]
she thought and she began caressing his member.
[“Yeah! I got off first! Go me!”]
while Yugi thought.
[“Dammit.”]
he said to Yami.
[“Why’d she get to cum first?”]
he replied to Yugi.
[“Nice guys finish second.”]
Dark Magician Girs wes wet
[Well, since she came once already, that’s a given.]
and Yugi seeing this as a chance to tire her out of sex
[Yugi, you have a LOT to learn about women. #1. We get multiple orgasms with no down time.]
began to finger fuck her.
[Poor Yugi. At least it’s not Anzu.]
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed in pleasure
[Sensitive AND vocal as all hell…no wonder she can’t get any in the SR]
but yugi [Yugi] and Yami don't know that.
[Oooh! We’re Time Warping again!
Why wouldn’t they? Even if they’ve never done anything sexual with another person, they MUST masturbate. Yugi’s a 16-year-old boy, after all. So they would know that sometimes, you’ve just gotta make some noise. ]
said Yami.
[“Damn, she’s loud.”]
he pleaded in his head.
[“Can’t we trade places? Onegai???”]
"Oh my god that felt good." she said.
[Good for you.]
Yugi said.
[“Are we done now?”]
She was panting but not over by a long shot.
[Over what?]
"Well lets [let’s] just skip this teasing." she said
[I didn’t realize there was teasing occurring.]
"And get to the orgasims"
[Remember, there is no ‘I’ in orgasm. Unless it’s just you and the B.O.B.]
said Yugi to Yami
[“But she’s already had one! You take over and give her one.”]
said Yami staying out of the trouble. [“Le[“Let me put this as delicately as possible. FUCK NO!”]
said Yugi as he was preparing to actually lose his virginity to a duel monster.
[“You are SO going to owe me for this.”
Maybe he’s losing his ‘penis to vagina’ virginity, but I think his ‘penis to anus’ has been shot both ways by now.]
After a couple of minutes DMG got tired of waiting
[So it said, “Alright, fine! Fuck the dice, you all fail your saves and die!”]
so she brought him over to her
[When did they move away from each other?]
and then he pumped his member into her vagina.
[If he’s a virgin, how does he know what to do?]
She squealed in a little pain
[She is the sluttiest virgin I’ve ever seen.]
which very quickly turned into moans of pleasure.
[Woo.]
And Yugi was even enjoying it slightly.
[Only slightly? Well, it IS the Black Magician Girl.]
After about 20 minutes of what Dark Magician Girl calls
[“Let’s do the Time Warp again…”]
"The best sex of my life"
[If it hurt her at first, I think it’s the only sex of her life.]
they are tired.
[No stamina whatsoever.]
Yugi goes to sleep half hoping that she goes away.
[Half hoping she goes away, and half occupied in his soul room as Yami makes it up to him.]
She cuddles up next to him, some of her blond hair on his face.
[Was he that rough?]
The next day she is gone.
[*cues the Alleluia Chorus*]
"Wow it must have been some dream."
[Or nightmare.]
said Yugi until he noticed that he was without cloths.
[He said it over and over until he noticed…damn. I knew that lightning strike had to have messed him up some way.
Wait. Why would he be missing cloths? I thought he just had his clothes, deck, and Duel Disk.]
"Well at least she's back where she belongs." he said.
[“Let’s do the Time Warp again….”]
He puts on his cloths
[Must be one helluva fashion statement.
“Let’s do th--” I just pictured the Black Magician Girl doing the Time Warp. I am afraid now.]
then he notices a beautiful blonde haired girl in a weird costume.
[Gotta love counterculture.]
"Shit" he says to himself.
[That’s an understatement.]
"Hi there Yugi" she says running up to him and kissing him on the lips.
[She's like an annoying yippy dog that just won’t go away.]
She then follows Yugi back to the city where people are staring.
[When did they leave Domino??]
thinks Yugi.
[“Yami, HELP!!!”]
My fucked up story of yugi/???????
[I agree wholeheartedly.]
(I will tell you one thing, It is NOT YAOI! It will be a female.)
[A story with a gender…wow. Yet another miracle of modern medicine, folks.]
I don't own yugioh.
[Yugioh, or Yu-Gi-Oh. Whichever.]
If i [I] did this fanfic may be made into a comic.
[*prostrates herself at the feet of Takahashi-sama in thanks*]
Sucks ass doesn't it?
[…that’d just be TOO easy.]
Yugi and his friends and enimies [enemies] are at the battle city tournament.
[Battle City is a proper noun.]
"Hey Joey! I almost got 6 locator cards" said Yugi Moto, King of Games.
[He almost got them? “Soooo close, yet so far away…”
Actually, YAMI is the King of Games. Yugi’s just reinreincarnation. Hmm…Yami’s soul was sealed in the Puzzle, though. How can you be reincarnated if your soul is trapped somewhere? Let us meditate on this. Ommmm….]
Yugi's favorite card is the Dark Magician.
[This has been another…Useless Fact.]
He also has a Millennium Item the Millennium Puzzle which contains the sprit of The great pharo of egyp Yami.
[I’d like to buy a comma….
I think anyone who knows the tiniest bit about the series would know that.
Okay, THIS is why you don’t need to type straight into the text box. My keyboard likes omitting letters there, too.]
"So do I, I just need 2 more cards" said Joey, Yugi's best friend and fellow duelist, His favorite card is The Red-Eyes Black Dragon.
[Fascinating. I’m sure their favourite cards are so relevant at this point in the plot.
While commas are our friends, comma splices are not.]
Yugi had just beat arcaina
[I will not give you the proper spelling of this, because it is an evil, EVIL dub name. What the HELL was wrong with Pandora??? *resumes plotting the murders of all YGO dub writers*
And it’s ‘had just beaten.’]
with the Dark Magician Girl.
[And of COURSE the dubbers couldn’t let them say Black Magician or Black Magician Girl…that might be interpreted as racism. Idiots, the lot of them.]
Suddenly a storm began to develop and Lightning streaked across the sky like a bunch of fireworks.
[Who is Lightening, and why did this person feel the need to run around nude?
I cannot for the life of me remember the last time I saw a bunch of fireworks streaking. That would be an odd sight…sparkling boobs and penises.]
"Yugi, we need to get out of this storm" said Joey. "Yeah Joey, I agree" said Yugi.
Yugi and Joey ran for the nearest building trying to get past the crowd of panicking duelists.
[It’s just a thunderstorm. They’re not gonna melt. Well, except for Mai. Oh, what a world….]
"Shit, we will never get out of this storm" said Yugi.
[Yugi swore. Fuck.
Do you realize that this fic started in present tense? “Let’s do the Time Warp again….”]
Then a huge lightning bolt struck Yugi's Duel Disk.
[I did not realize lightning bolts had size categories.]
"AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!" screamed Yugi
[Okay, who cares to know what type of syllable he screamed?]
as the electricity surged through his duel disk
[Duel Disk is a copyrighted brand name. Don’t let Seto know you’re just bandying it about like that.]
and throughout his body.
[Maybe the electricity will make his hair liat.]at.]
Yugi was knocked out.
[Ya THINK?]
After 3 minutes he came to!
[Yay! I’m surprised it didn’t kill the poor boy.]
"What happened?" said Yugi. "Well after you were struck by a lightning bolt your duel disk
[Seto is so gonna sue your ass.]
started to act kinda funny for a moment then stopped." said Joey.
[Um…is it just me or shouldn’t Jou be just a LITTLE concerned here? His best friend just got electrocuted, for Ra’s sake! He sd tad take him to the hospital!]
"It's probably nothing." said Yugi as he and Joey went opposite directions.
[Problems from being hit by lightning take a while to show up sometimes. Usually these people overreact, not blow this kind of stuff off.]
While Yugi was walking he was talking to his spirit.
[Yami is not his spirit; he’s his aibou. Yugi has his own spirit.]
"What is going on with your Duel Disk" Yami said. "I don't know but I think it's proably [probably] nothing." said Yugi. "If you say so" said Yami.
[Yami should be a HELLUVA lot more concerned. His Hikari got struck by lightning!
The dialogue is kinda flat. Ooh! More Coneheads!?]
As Yugi stopped to rest his Duel Disk
[How sweet. He’s resting his Duel Disk.
Now you only owe Kaiba Corporation 5 million.]
went wild
[Duel Disks Gone Wild: Spring Break in Domino!]
and a live figure popped out
[Ow…tight fit.]
due to the advanced holographics and the lightning bolt giving it a extra boost
[That is an incredibly simplistic and unimpressive explanation. What ever happened to ‘It’s magic?’]
a monster appeared in real life with intelligence.
[Everyone seems to work for the department of redundancy department nowadays.e ape appeared with intelligence? What’s wrong with the pink hearts? Never mind…she’s the BLACK Magician Girl, why does she use PINK hearts? I bet she gives the Black Magician such a migraine….]
Yugi was still asleep.
[When did that happen?]
The monster (female moster [monster])
[I think everyone has already guessed who this is. Your penname is kind of a giveaway.]
went over to yugi [Yugi], laid down next to him,
[Lay! LAY! The past tense of lie is LAY!]
and smiled. "He looks so cute when he's asleep" she said.
[It’s Yugi. That’s just about the only way he can look.]
When she said this Yugi woke up
[Damn, he’s a light sleeper.]
and looked to his side and he yelled "What the fuck is the Dark Magician Girl doing here?"
[O.O Yugi! Such language! Yami, what the hell have you been teaching him?!
Commas don’t cost anything, you know.]
Well better check the duel disk.
[There goes another few million.]
Yugi checked the duel disk while DMG made advances towards him.
[Damn. Kaiba’s gonna sue you for everything you’ve got.
The Dungeon Master’s Guide is making advances towards Yugi? Come on now; don’t skimp on the details! Is it 3rd Edition or v. 3.5?]
Yugi poked at her to make sure she was a hologram.
[Why would he have any reason to doubt that she was at this point?]
Sad to say (well not sad)
[Then don’t contradict yourself.
Frankly, I am kind of sad. If not one of the hot bishounen cards, it could have been one of the hotter chicks. Dark Elf or Malevolent Nuzzler, for example.]
she wasn't. "Oh my god!" he said. "What?" she said.
[They killed Kenny!]
"OH MY GOD ITS ALIVE!" Yugi yelled in half amazement and half fear.
[All caps…I’d say it’s 99.9% fear.]
"Hey whats the matter?
[Apostrophes are free, too.]
Don't you like me?"
[Well, I like you better than I like Anzu.]sh
she said kinda hurt and cast a spell over Yugi making him come towards her.
[She was laying right beside him, then he woke up, checked his Duel Disk, and poked her. I don’t think he can GET much closer.]
Yuig's
[Dyslexics have more nuf.]
puzzle started shaking wildley [wildly] and the combined spirit of Yami and Yugi appeared.
[Actually, Yami just takes over, but anyway.]
"Alright Yugi what were you yelling about that made me wake up from my slumber" Yami said kinda pissed.
[If he’s pissed why would he be talking like that? Oh yeah…Coneheads.]
In his head Yugi said
[Ooh…it rhymes!]
"Look behind you!" So Yami/Yugi turned around and was face to face with the beautiful Dark Magician Girl.
[Beautiful? I think not. Cute maybe, but she’s too wide-eyed and perky to be beautiful.]
"AHHHHHHHAAAAAA!"Yelled Yami.
[If he’s not going to scream a word, this really doesn’t matter.]
"Hi Yugi, whats up with you?" she said
[Even if punctuation DID cost money, Seto’s gonna get it all anyway, so you should spend while you can.]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!" He yelled again falling on his ass and backing away.
[Although Yami does not have his memories at this time, enough weird shit has gone on so far that he should be used to this kind of thing.]
"Don't you like me?" she said while coming closer.
[Not in that way, Toots.]
"What the hell are you doing out of the duel disk?" he said in a unusually frightened tone.
[He’s faced down scarier things than this. I think dueling Yami Bakura in the Shadow Realm with his friends’ souls at stake would be a LOT scarier than one of his own monsters coming to life.]
"I don't know." she said while making seductive gestures to Yugi.
[Maybe losing his memories made him forget what those are, and Yugi is just clueless.]
"Is the Dark Magician or any other of my duel monsters alive?" he said. "Nope, I'm special" she said while coming closer.
[Damn! No hot magicians, then.
Ye gods! If she gets any closer, she’ll be inside the poor boy.]
(It is obviously clear that she wants him, lucky guy)
[That’s YOUR opinion.]
"But your [You+Are=you’re] just a hologram" he said.
[I wish.]
"Go ahead and touch me and you'll find out if I'm a hologram or not." she giggled.
[Is she giggling in Morse code? Odd.
He already tried this. You’d think Yu-chan would give his Yami all the facts here.]
Yami/Yugi kinda bravely
[It’s either done bravely or not. That makes about as much sense as saying Malik’s dad is kinda dead.]
stepped up and touched her when all of a sudden she kissed up on the lips.
[Up on? She’s taller than he is, I think.]
"Wow" she said softly. Yami was just frozen.
[She was shocked that such a sexy guy could be so frigid.]
(Coming to grips with the fact that one of your most powerful female monster being real and kissing you on the lips and her actually enjoying it is kinda difficult.)
[Comprehending that last author’s note is kinda difficult as well.]
Then Yugi/Yami fainted.
[Yami can maintain consciousness while dueling in the Shadow Realm, but THIS makes him faint? WTF???]
"Shit" she said. After 10 minutes he came too.
[*blinks* They’re having orgasms already?]
He looked around the room
[Exactly when did he enter a building?]
and said "Thank god it was only a dream"
[Hate to break this to you, but….]
"Hi" she said "AUGHHHHHHHHH!" he said.
[Oh, a DIFFERENT syllable! Whoopee.]
She then muttered a spell that made yugi not be able to move his arms or legs. Then she said a spell that made Yugi float to her to which she grasped him in a hug with his face in her breasts.
[This is SO non-con right now, it’s not funny.]
(Great view huh?)
[If his face has been smooshed into her oversized bosom, he can’t really see anything.]
"mummffff" he said the words muffled because his face was in her breasts while she was busy savoring the hug.
[Kinda a one-sided hug, isn’t it?]
"Could you please get my face off of your breasts." he managed to mutter out.
[Since it’s Yami introntrol here {supposedly}, I’d think he’d say something more along the lines of “Got your damn boobs out of my face.” But maybe that’s just me.]
"Not yet I'm enjoying this" she said as she was getting hornier by the minute.
[She’s glomping him to her chest and he wants to get away. What’s to enjoy? She’s a sadist, isn’t sh/b> /b>
Finally after Yugi was literally gasping for air he gently bit one of her nipples
[Did her oversized boobs come out of that skimpy top?]
that caused a wave of pleasure over her and caused her to realease [release]him.
[No coment.
Run Yami! Run!]
"-pant- Let's never speak of this again! -pant-" he said.
[I don’t even want to think about this.]
said Yugi to the Pharaoh in the mind he said.
[The comment was so secret, not even the authoress knows.]
(Wouldn't he be happy? I mean you got one of the sexiest female cards in Duel Monsters
[The HELL. Empress Judge, Protector of the Throne, Dark Witch…THOSE are sexy cards. Black Magician Girl is just cute.]
who has a major crush on you and you whine?)
[I would.]
Meanwhile in the Dark Magician Girl's mind she was getting let down
[Getting let down? When did he promise her anything?]
she thought sadly and started crying.
[Why are we suddenly in italics?]
said Yugi to Yami. he said. said Yugi.
[Confused does not even BEGIN to cover it.]
"Dark Magician Girl whats [what’s] wrong?" he said. "-sniff- Y-You d-d-don't l-l-l-like m-m-me" she said between sobs.
[At some point in your life, you will come across those who don’t like you. Some people may even hate you. It’s not the end of the world.]
"Of course I like you" he said.
[There’s going to be no stopping her now.]
said Yugi.
[I wanna know, too!]
Yami said
[This is BEYOND frustrating.]
so they switched back to Yugi who was still tall and the deep voice.
[If Yugi is in control, he’s short. If Yami’s in control, he’s tall with the lightning bolt hair.
That’s another thing, too. When Yami’s dueling, they always use Yugi’s voice for the thoughts. It’s like Yami has no bloody thoughts of his own. Mattaku no BAKAS!!! *will start killing spree with the dubber who thought that up*]
"Your [YOU’RE] my favorite female card in my deck,
[I think he’s lying.]
no in Duel Monsters." he said trying to stop her tears.
[Now I KNOW he’s lying.]
"R-Really?" she said hopefully.
[No, he just wants you to turn off the waterworks.]
"If you weren't, you wouldn't be a star in my deck." he said.
[Actually, that was the Dark Magician’s doing. He just HAD to take her on as a student. Bet he’s regretting that now.]
"OH THANK YOU" she said as she leaped on him. (Dejivue)
[#1. It’s Déjà vu.
#2. It’s not déjà vu…she paralyzed and glomped him before. Now she’s just jumping him]
With Yugi's face meeting the twins again [again].
[Huh? When did Esper Roba’s brothers get there?]
"OH thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you" she said.
[I think he heard you the first time, hon.]
"Uhhhhh could you let go of me for a sec so I can catch my breath?" said Yugi
[Poor thing. I’m sure he’d be much happier with his face in the Black Magician’s crotch. He’s just the right height, too.]
"Oh sorry" she said as Yugi gasped for air again.
[You’d think she’d remember after the 1st time. Oh, wait. She’s a blonde.]
said Yami said Yugi said Yami. said Yugi.
[Well, he said that HE said that he said…what was I saying?]
"W-w-why are you t-t-ng ong off your cloths?" stuttard [stuttered] Yugi.
[When did THIS start? And why is she only wearing cloths? What happened to her slutty little outfit?
{For those of you who disagree, LOOK at what she’s wearing sometime. There is an arrow-shaped piece of fabric on her little dress that points straight down at her crotch.}]
"It's getting hot in here" she said
[…There must be a Tiger in the at-mos-phere….
Hot? She’s barely wearing anything as it is!]
she giggled at the thought while sitting down across from him with love and lust in her eyes.
[I prefer simple contact lenses.]
"S-s-so you have any other crushes? I mean the ones in my deck?" he said.
[In other words, anyone other than him that she can go fuck and leave him the hell alone.]
"No not really. Your a helluva lot sexier than those cards." she said seductively.
[Excuse me? What HAS this girl been smoking? She got into the Black Magician’s potions, didn’t she?]
"Not even the D-d-dark magician?" he stuttard [Still stuttered].
"No" she said
[He’s just about the hottest guy in the SR…what is WRONG with her?]
she thought.
[What did she think? Come on…you can let the readers know; they won’t tell.]
She noticed that Yugi's member was getting a little hard.
[He’s imagining the Black Magician nude.
If he’s still dressed, how can she te ‘A ‘A little hard’ isn’t going to be showing through his pants much.]
she happily thought as she got up and sat next to him in her nakedness.
[She’s naked. We get it.]
Yugi whined to his other slef.
[What’s a slef? I didn’t even know he had one of those.]
said his other self sadly.
[“No, I don’t know how we can get the Black Magician out here,” said his other self sadly. I figured it out! Go me!]
said Yugi to Yami.
[“Does this mean I have to screw her?”]
he said to Yugi.
[“I’m afraid so, Aibou. It could be worse, though. At least it’s not Anzu.”]
"Gotta think unsexy thoughts or else I will explode" he said to himself.
[Think about Anzu.]
Unfortuantly [unfortunately] she could hear it.
[Dammit.]
she thought while she saw a big tent being made in pan pants.
[Run for your lives; it’s the underwear gnomes!]
Then Yugi said the words that he would partially regret and mostly kinda enjoy
[Um…okay…. So is he going to like this or not?]
"I'm bored. I'll do whatever you wanna do!" he said
[She kissed you, squished yo heo her chest, and stripped down to her birthday suit. What do you THINK she wants to do??]
said Yami
[“Now you’re Definitely going to have to fuck her.”]
he thought.
[“DAMMIT!”]
Meanwhile Dark Magician Girl was practiaclly [practically] doing backflips [back flips]
[Oh my dear Ra…the bouncing…]
the sexy Magician Girl thought.
[What sexy Magician Girl?]
"Well I want you to make loo meo me."
[Whatever. You just want a quick fuck.]
she said taking off his cloths.
[Didn’t realize she was wearing them. Oh well. The explanation is: Magic!]
said Yugi to Yami.
[“I don’t wanna do this!”]
said Yami goading Yugi.
[“I’ll make it up to you later. Just picture what you know I can do to you, and you’ll be able to keep it up.”]
said Yugi as his member reached about 9 inches and increadibly [incredibly]
[“Ohh, Yami…. ”
A NINE INCH cock?? That’s almost a FOOT! Yugi’s smaller than everyone else in just about every aspect. I seriously doubt he’d be that big.]
thick to which the Dark Magician Girl squealed in delight and thought
[“I’m finally gonna get some!”]
said Yugi.
[“Ra deliver me.”]
Yugi began kissing her on the lips passionately [passionately].
And she began using her tounge [tongue] in his mouth
[And how was she using it?]
in which he followed.
[He followed into his mouth? Did I miss the dropping acid part?]
Yugi then began massaging her breasts gently and gently nibbled her nipples
[Isn’t he a gentleman?]
to the point where she came.
[She came from THAT? DAMN. Now that’s sensitivity.]
she thought and she began caressing his member.
[“Yeah! I got off first! Go me!”]
while Yugi thought.
[“Dammit.”]
he said to Yami.
[“Why’d she get to cum first?”]
he replied to Yugi.
[“Nice guys finish second.”]
Dark Magician Girs wes wet
[Well, since she came once already, that’s a given.]
and Yugi seeing this as a chance to tire her out of sex
[Yugi, you have a LOT to learn about women. #1. We get multiple orgasms with no down time.]
began to finger fuck her.
[Poor Yugi. At least it’s not Anzu.]
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed in pleasure
[Sensitive AND vocal as all hell…no wonder she can’t get any in the SR]
but yugi [Yugi] and Yami don't know that.
[Oooh! We’re Time Warping again!
Why wouldn’t they? Even if they’ve never done anything sexual with another person, they MUST masturbate. Yugi’s a 16-year-old boy, after all. So they would know that sometimes, you’ve just gotta make some noise. ]
said Yami.
[“Damn, she’s loud.”]
he pleaded in his head.
[“Can’t we trade places? Onegai???”]
"Oh my god that felt good." she said.
[Good for you.]
Yugi said.
[“Are we done now?”]
She was panting but not over by a long shot.
[Over what?]
"Well lets [let’s] just skip this teasing." she said
[I didn’t realize there was teasing occurring.]
"And get to the orgasims"
[Remember, there is no ‘I’ in orgasm. Unless it’s just you and the B.O.B.]
said Yugi to Yami
[“But she’s already had one! You take over and give her one.”]
said Yami staying out of the trouble. [“Le[“Let me put this as delicately as possible. FUCK NO!”]
said Yugi as he was preparing to actually lose his virginity to a duel monster.
[“You are SO going to owe me for this.”
Maybe he’s losing his ‘penis to vagina’ virginity, but I think his ‘penis to anus’ has been shot both ways by now.]
After a couple of minutes DMG got tired of waiting
[So it said, “Alright, fine! Fuck the dice, you all fail your saves and die!”]
so she brought him over to her
[When did they move away from each other?]
and then he pumped his member into her vagina.
[If he’s a virgin, how does he know what to do?]
She squealed in a little pain
[She is the sluttiest virgin I’ve ever seen.]
which very quickly turned into moans of pleasure.
[Woo.]
And Yugi was even enjoying it slightly.
[Only slightly? Well, it IS the Black Magician Girl.]
After about 20 minutes of what Dark Magician Girl calls
[“Let’s do the Time Warp again…”]
"The best sex of my life"
[If it hurt her at first, I think it’s the only sex of her life.]
they are tired.
[No stamina whatsoever.]
Yugi goes to sleep half hoping that she goes away.
[Half hoping she goes away, and half occupied in his soul room as Yami makes it up to him.]
She cuddles up next to him, some of her blond hair on his face.
[Was he that rough?]
The next day she is gone.
[*cues the Alleluia Chorus*]
"Wow it must have been some dream."
[Or nightmare.]
said Yugi until he noticed that he was without cloths.
[He said it over and over until he noticed…damn. I knew that lightning strike had to have messed him up some way.
Wait. Why would he be missing cloths? I thought he just had his clothes, deck, and Duel Disk.]
"Well at least she's back where she belongs." he said.
[“Let’s do the Time Warp again….”]
He puts on his cloths
[Must be one helluva fashion statement.
“Let’s do th--” I just pictured the Black Magician Girl doing the Time Warp. I am afraid now.]
then he notices a beautiful blonde haired girl in a weird costume.
[Gotta love counterculture.]
"Shit" he says to himself.
[That’s an understatement.]
"Hi there Yugi" she says running up to him and kissing him on the lips.
[She's like an annoying yippy dog that just won’t go away.]
She then follows Yugi back to the city where people are staring.
[When did they leave Domino??]
thinks Yugi.
[“Yami, HELP!!!”]