The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!

Chapter 9 - A date? A Double Date?

Phantom: No, really? *puts on Barbie voice* Like, this is gonna be so totally rad!

Lori: -_- double dates eh…

Sakura: WHOOOO GO THE DOUBLE DATES!! I GET TO BE WITH KAAAAIBBAAAA!! NA NA NA NA NAAAA NAAAA!!!

Phantom: O.O don’t even get me started, bitch!

Lori: -_- *kicks Sakura out of the introduction* Let the insanity commence…again…

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A few days later Sakura heard the clatter and banging of something from the closet.

Haven't seen Cala or Caru lately. I wonder why? The closet door opened with a very angry Cala and Caru muttering some pretty colourful launguage.

Phantom: Eh, heh. That would be “language”, dear. Speaking of which, you need some Goddamn lessons in the English version!

"And I thought I was bad?"

Phantom: O_O you ARE bad, slut! Get a goddamn dictionary, a sense of style and some creativity, for fuck’s sake!

Lori: *shoves a very thick English dictionary up Sakura's tight ass*

"Shut up Sakura! You haven't been locked up in a closet all night with a sugar active CARU!"

Jounouchi: Again with the sugar…Lori… do the honours?

Lori: *sighs and shoves a giant bag of sugar up Caru's ass*

"Sorry, geez, what crawled up your butt and died?" Sakura sat up in bed and smiled cheerfully.

"Sakura." a female that looked like Kari but was a bit taller. She had long brown hair that went down to the middle of her back and had sky blue eyes.

Phantom: I really don’t give a damn in Hell WHAT she looks like, freak.

Lori: No comment....seriously...this is just gay. And not in a hot, sweaty, sexy way.....*drools* Mmmm....

"Are you Kari's yami?" Sakura asked her eyes narowing.

Ryou: That would be “narrowing”. Dumbass.

"Yes. Pleasure meeting you."

Lori: Liar!

"As to you," Cala and Caru said. Caru accedently hit Kari's yami in the head as she bowed.

Kaiba: “Accidentally”, just for the record.

Phantom: ...has anyone else noticed that this sugar-addicted idiot acts like she has seriously got Down Syndrome or something…?

Lori: I was thinking her mother smoked pot while she was pregnant with her....or snorted sugar. XD

Phantom: Or maybe she drank too much lemon juice and it had a reverse effect…

"Ow..." Caru moaned.

"Ugh! Caru...sometimes..." Cala made a strangling motion with her hands.

Lori: That's my job! *strangles Caru*

"What's your name?" Sakura asked.

Lori: "My name is asswipe."

"Ali."

"ALI! GET BACK HERE! YOU WENT THROUGH MY CLOSET AGAIN! AND STOLE MY FAV OUTFIT! I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH YUGI TONIGHT!"

"Yugi? Oh...you can't wear that. It's too formal. Where are you going?" Sakura asked.

Phantom: Pssh. Who the hell is she to go round telling people what to wear and what not to wear? Sounds like one of those dumb bitchy mothers… like the one on “The Notebook”…ugh… *stabs something*

Lori: ........Fav....? Once again, no comment.

"An italian restaurant."

Kaiba: “Italian” with a capital ‘I’.

"You can't wear that. Look in the closet and you'll find a really nice red dress you might like."

Otogi: She can wear whatever the fuck she wants, bitch!

Lori: At least SOME ONE'S willing to share their clothes...sheesh.

"Really? Thanks!"

"Convince Seto to let me out of this place!" Sakura moaned pleadingly.

"Only if you let me take you out to dinner tonight," Seto walked in much to Sakura's surprise.

Phantom: Oh God, oh God, I’m going to be sick…

Lori: *gets the puke bucket*

"Sure," Sakura sighed and sat up. Her injuries bugged her, but not that much. I really hope tonight goes well and we don't see Aroga. I really hope so.

It should go well.

CALA! Stay outta my head when my thoughts are private.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Mai: Uhh…how the hell are we supposed to know who is talking and when? She gives the readers no indication whatsoever. Are we supposed to be fucking telepaths or something?!

Sakura sighed again and pulled out the red dress for Kari. Sakura pulled out a black dress for herself. "You better leave so we can at least change, yes you too Mokuba. I saw you hiding the closet."

"But-"

"You'll see what a woman looks like under her clothes when your older. Until than...don't ask."

Marik: That would be “until THEN”.

Lori: And “YOU'RE”! Ugh!

"But Seto-"

"Mokuba!" Seto glared at him. Mokuba left the room in a huff.

Phantom: This is like…something I used to play when I was…ten…

"I never get to have any fun?!"

Ryou: Why is there even a question mark there? o.O

"I heard that!"

Once Sakura and Kari changed they came out. They left Seto speechless. Sakura wore a long black dress that went down to her ankles. It had a long slit up the side that went to the middleof her theigh and tied around the neck acompanyed by a black silk shall. She had on open toed black high heeled shoes that tied around her ankle. Her hair was put into a tight bun with two blonde peices of hair in front of her face. She wore light rose pink eyeshadow and crimson red lipstick. She had natural blush. Kari had on a tight form fitting red dress that was strapless, her hair was pulled into a french braid. She wore red pumps and had a beautiful velvet red shall to go with the dress. She had on light pink eyeshadow and rose pink lipstick, also wore a light shade of blush.

Phantom: *pales in shock* This is where it gets nasty. I think we should take turns at correcting this monstrosity…starting off with the fact that nobody gives a flying pig shit about what they’re wearing!

Kaiba: Especially not me.

Yami: I concur.

Lori: She just has fun thinking up her dream outfits, then puts them on her perfect, flawless imaginary friends. -____-

Jou: “Middleof” is supposed to be two separate words, and “theigh” is spelt “thigh”.

Malik: “acompanyed” should be “accompanied”. Lori, next?

Lori: Well, for starters, you don't just put a comma, then finish the damn sentence. Example: "Kari had on a tight form fitting red dress that was strapless, her hair was pulled into a french braid." Should be “Kari had on a tight form fitting red dress that was strapless, AND her hair was pulled into a french braid.”

Phantom: I agree. And “french” should be “French” with a capital. And “eyeshadow” should be two separate words. *rolls eyes* What is so ridiculous about this whole story is that there are just as many mistakes in the later chapters as there are in the beginning -_-

Seto gawked at the two teens standing before him.

He likes it. I thought he wouldn't. "Where are we going Seto?" Sakura asked.

"Um...uh...The...The Olive Garden." She looks amazing. I can't wait to see her on her wedding day. Did I just say-uh, getting back to business. Or pleasure I should say.

Kaiba: *faints*

Phantom: O.O *kneels down and fans him* Wake up, baka. It’s your clone being evil, not you!

"Ready Seto? We still have to pick up Yugi!" Kari snapped him back to reality.

Malik: XD using lines from Eminem songs now, are we?

"Uh...yeah." Seto took Sakura's arm and led her to the limo. Sakura wore her Millennium Cross Bow around her neck just in case anything did happen.

Otogi: She must look REALLY retarded, then.

Sakura gazed at Seto. He wore cotton black pants that fit loosly on him, a black silk top with the top button undone and a white tie and a black coat to finish the outfit. Man. He knows how to dress up. "I love the outfit Seto."

She likes this? I just threw it on. "Thanks," Seto blushed, luckily, again, no one noticed.

Mokuba: I don’t think I’ve EVER seen Seto blush before…

Phantom: O.o well if you haven’t, then I sure as hell haven’t. What makes “Sakura” think she can make him blush? UGH!!

Bakura: I feel a jealous rampage coming on…

Phantom: You sit your lily ass down, bitch. >.>

Lori: And Men’s dress pants aren't made of cotton, fuzznuts. -___- That would be like...loose sweatpants with a nice silk shirt and tie. XD

They arrived at the restaurant in no time at all. But had to turn back because they forgot to pick up Yugi.

"How did we miss him?" Sakura asked, resting her head on her hand.

Kaiba: O_O she’s even made US look like idiots.

Yuugi: Why does everyone always forget about me? T_T I’m the star of the anime, and for what?!

Phantom: Who’s that guy, Yuugi?

Yuugi: O.o what guy…?

Phantom: That guy that gives a shit! Go pay him twenty cents. You owe it to him, after all. I mean he IS the only one that ca---

Yuugi: *cries like a bitch* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Lori: *points and laughs hysterically*

They pulled up to the Kame Game Shop to see a very annoyed Yugi standing there with his arms crossed and tapping his foot impatiently. Basically he wore the same thing as Seto except it was a black tie and he wore the Millennium Puzzle around his neck as usual.

Sarcastically spoken, Seto said, "Sorry Motou, didn't see you there."

Kaiba: O_O that…actually…sounded like…me.

Lori: O_o Yeah.....wow....

Yugi, still rather annoyed, replied, "Yah. I bet."

Lori: That's "yeah." retard. And a VERY pathetic comeback, by the way.

Phantom: Err, I don’t even think that WAS supposed to be a comeback. Pussy porcupine-hair midget.

"Hey Yugi! Glad you could make it!" Kari exclaimed as she glomped him.

"Uh...nice to see you too..." Yugi responded, blushing fiercely.

"If you two lovebirds don't mind, can you get off me?" Seto spoke up. Unbeknownst to Yugi and Kari, they were literally sitting in Seto's lap.

Phantom: ORGY!!!! W00T!!

Bishies: o_O;;

Lori: ^^;;

"Oops. Sorry Seto!" Kari quickly apologized as she got off, as did Yugi.

"We're here," the driver said as everyone piled out.

"Now, are we sure we didn't forget anyone?" Sakura asked turning towards Seto.

"I don't think so. Now let's go inside," Seto said, linking his arm under Sakura's. She just began to blush a deep shade of crimson.

All: *eye roll*

When they got inside, the waiter led them to their reserved table near the back of the restaurant, seperate from the rest of the customers. (Can you guess who's idea that was?)

Phantom: Do I give a shit? No.

Jou: And that would be “separate”.

When everyone got their menus, they all examined it, trying to choose the best meal.

"What are you going to get Yugi?" Kari asked, leaning over towards the King of Games, placing her hand on his lap. Once more, he began blushing a fierce shade of crimson red.

Phantom: She’s kind of…overdoing the whole “blushing fiercely” thing, a little. -_-

Lori: She can't think of any thing better to put there. -___-

"Uh...I'll have...the...uh...can you...?" Yugi stuttered.

"Oh, sorry. Don't mean to make you uncomfortable," Kari said, moving her hand away.

"Thanks. Don't mean to be rude or anything, it's just...you know...kinda embarrassing," Yugi apologized.

"That's okay. So, have you decided on anything yet?" Kari asked again.

"I think I'm going to have the spaghetti and meatballs. That looks pretty good," Yugi finally replied.

"That's a good choice. I think I'll have the Cheese Cappeletti," Kari said.

"I think I'll have the - " Sakura started but Seto interrupted her as the waiter came by.

"She'll have the garlic bread, shrimp, oysters, and Ceaser Salad." Seto said.

Phantom: “Caesar”, you moron.

"Ahem. I have a mouth of my own. But, I'll have that anyway. Sounds good, but I've never tried oysters," Sakura replied.

"You'll like them," Seto said.

Phantom: *gags* I love seafood, but, oysters are disgusting! And I bet you didn’t know that they have the ability to change their gender ever seven days, right? XD

Lori: Same with clown fish, sort of. XD Well, any male can turn female, but once they're female, they're stuck. O_o And she's an arrogant little bitch, isn't she?

Phantom: Touché -_-

"Really?"

"Yes, really. I'll have the same meal. Bring a bottle of strawberry cider as well. Oh and don't mess up our orders you imbecile."

"Yes sir," the waiter replied and mumbled, "You nimrod."

"I heard that," Seto growled.

"Sorry sir. Didn't think before I spoke. Why that, the waiter thought, if I had him in a room for a few minutes. I'd BAM! BANG! BOOM!

All: O_o;;

Phantom: Dare I ask what the HELL just….? *shakes head in muddled confusion*

"You know, I don't think you should insult the waiters. Seems like they can have a pretty bad temper you know what I mean?" Sakura stated.

"They know me."

"I bet they do. Everyone knows you."

"Yes, and they better not forget it." Seto replied in a sly voice as Sakura just let out a heavy sigh.

Suddenly, Yugi spoke up and said, "Uh...Kaiba...you forgot to tell the waiter our orders..."

"Oops...silly me..." Seto said and then yelled, "GET BACK HERE YOU NIMROD!"

Kaiba: “Oops” and “silly me”?! This is so fucking degrading it’s not funny anymore.

Phantom: XD to you, nothing ever IS funny. Except if it’s in a sadistic or tormenting way.

Jou: *mutters* Much like yourself, Phantom e_e

"Yes sir," Then mumbled a, "God damn bastard."

"I heard that! No tip now."

"You never give tips!"

"Yes I do. One cent! And that's all you get, or should I say got."

"Oh wow! I don't one cent from Seto Kaiba! What will I do?" the waiter replied sarcastically.

Seto just mumbled a few...words and told the waiter Yugi and Kari's orders. After the waiter turned his back, Seto flipped him off and gave him the middle finger.

Lori: Wait...what..? Flipped him off AND gave him the middle finger?! They're the same damn thing, fucktard!

Phantom: o_O I can’t believe I missed that one…XD right you are, fellow chum.

Malik: Chum? XD

"Seto's firey tonight!" Kari spoke.

Ryou: Eh… that would be “fiery”.

"Yah...a little too much if you ask me..." Yugi added, as he sweatdropped.

Malik: And “sweatdropped” would be two separate words.

~*~*~*~*~

Phantom: Umm…yeah…real nice double date…*mutters* Twelve year old simpletons…

Lori: It’s the innocence of this story that makes it worthwhile.

Phantom: Tch. I’m just glad it’s nearly over. We’re over half way though… I think…. *looks up number of chapters to go and passes out*

Kaiba: -_- *involuntarily catches her* Actually, there are 21 chapters in total. We aren’t quite half way through, yet.

*random groans in background*

Phantom: Why thank you for filling us in with that little tidbit of information, Kaiba…

Kaiba: Most welcome.

Malik: o.O stand by for the next chapter, homies. Things are about to get hideously cheesy…