To Kill A Kaiba

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BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BE--! A large tan hand lazily slaps the alarm clock
that's ringing annoyingly to his right.

Stifling a yawn, hazel eyes squints open, cautious of the bright
morning light shining through the window overhead.

He felt warm, VERY warm but it wasn't a surprise to the blonde. He
gives a sigh as he gently nuzzles a pale neck. The tender movement
causes the body up under him to curl further into a fetal position.
Jou moans in appreciation as a very firm ass slams into his morning wood.

In retaliation, a hand that had been conveniently placed in a certain
pair of borrowed shorts overnight tightens in a firm fist around a
certain valuable asset. The pale body jerks violently and shifts a
bit. A soft cooing sound leaves a pair of lips.

While observing this spectacle, Jou felt his heart literally melt when
the brunet's nose did this cute little wiggle before the whole body
once again stills. Hair that had came out of the French braid lie
unceremoniously over the gorgeous face. Jou sighing at the disturbing
fact that his angel could look so sexy even in his sleep moves so that
his naked torso half way covered the sleeping boy. He then bends down
to peck kisses all over Seto's face, willing him awake. Eye lids
twitched at the disturbance before breathtaking crystal blue eyes
peeks from under them.

"Ohayoo, Mah Sleepin' Beauty" the blonde whispers huskily. In a
temporarily response, Seto gives a big adorable yawn before replying
back drowsily, "Ohayoo, Katsu." Then with a little bit more alertness,
the brunet asks, "What time is it?"

"6:15" Jou said softly, a very happy hand begins to move again.

Seto gasps softly at the morning intruder below his hips.

"Dreamin' about me I see," Jou growls with a feral grin. He knew he
couldn't do much right now, but that certainly didn't mean he couldn't
do anything at all. His hand for the moment let go of its prize and
took the corner of baggy, loose boxers and lowers until Seto's
erection springs out into open space.

"Katsuuu," Seto pleads with a half moan, half whine, "We don't ha—Ah!
The time!" A strong hand once again reclaims its prize as Jou took a
quick minute to lower his boxers with his other hand to free himself.

"I know love, but why take a cold showah when ya have a warm ass right
here."

The last couple of words became strained as the blonde nestles himself
between soft butt cheeks.

"Oh Kami…" Jou groans, as he gently thrusts his hips, "If ya dis warm
on the outside, mmmmm, its gotta be hell on da inside!"

The blonde slips his hand up to grab the brunet's hip and quickly
adjusts himself.

Before the brunet could miss anything, the hand return and with a firm
hold, jerks the appendage upward. Seto with a hiss, throws his head
back and starts to whisper incoherent words.

Naturally, as Jou continues his relentless onslaught, the brunet
begins rocking his hips to meet with dry humps, breathing heavily.

"Aaah, fuck yea…" Jou moans at the extra push that his angel was
giving him and as a reward, he bites down gently on Seto's pulse point."

"Nnnnngh, Katsuyaaaa", mewls the brunet, feeling himself heating up.

Only a few minutes later…"SHIT!", Jou gasps out as his grabs Seto's
hips once more and came.

His face buried in the pillow above Seto's head.

The young CEO whimpers at the strangely erotic feeling of the
pulsations and the hot seed running down and in between his cheeks.

His own hand moves downward to finish the job, it wasn't going to be
long now anyway.

However, a slightly larger hand covers his to assist.

The brunet knew it was over when hot lips moves over his ear and a
deep, gutteral voice growls out, "Come on, baby. Cum for Katsu."

In mere seconds, Seto let's out a deep, loud gasp as he silently
screams out his orgasm. His body plasters against the body behind him.
Jou hums his approval at the display before lying fully on his back.

A minute or two later, Jou who had his eyes closed, suddenly feels the
bed shifts.

His eyes pops open as he quickly look to the side, and groans. He just
won't be satisfied until he gets a piece of that ass!

Seto gathers up his extra school uniform, he had gotten out of the
trunk of his car, last night. Jou's boxer lies REAL loosely on the
brunet and it seems like the only thing holding them up was a one
distinct curve of the right hip. The other side hands off, threatening
to show assets. Shiny white trails of their activities glistens off
the exposed skin. If the boxers did drop, Jou will be right there to
catch them.

Noticing the lustful gaze, Seto rolls his eyes as he quickly heads out
the door.

Jounouchi chuckles at the act as he makes his move to get up and
gather his clothes. He didn't know what the hell was going on with him
and the brunet but shit, dry humping and mutual masturbation is
certainly pointing to the right direction. Jou smirks despite of
himself, it also thrilled him to no end that the brunet hasn't yet to
fight against any of his daring advances. However, Jou's face fell at
a sudden distinct memory.

Flashback

Fingers lightly caress a smooth pale thigh, as it was pushed towards
the brunet's head. Seto giggles and replies, "Nooooo that just
tickles." Yuuji's face broke into a smile…

End Flashback

Shit, the blonde cursed to himself as he came to another realization.
Not only is Seto-kun highly desirable and good-natured, he was also
NAÏVE! The blonde didn't have to dwell too much on just how THAT could
be a problem. I gotta put some balls back on Seto before he gets hurt,
Jou thought with worry. But how?

At the park…Did something happen afterward? Jou slowly sits up as he
continues to asses the situation, Come to think of it, since Mokuba
was the first to see him afterwards, maybe I should…

Suddenly a muffled sound broke into the duelist's troubled thoughts.

Wrinkling his brow in confusion and concentration, Jou finally
realizes the source of the sound…Seto's bookbag.

Carefully acknowledging the fact that the brunet is going to be in the
shower for a bit longer, the blonde casually strolls over to the
singing backpack. Stooping down the possessive teen rummages through
his love's belongings until he confirms the silent suspicion of what
the sound was.

Now holding in the palm of his hand, was a sleek black Motorola Razor.
Feeling paranoid again, Jou once again looks to the closed door of his
room before checking the caller I.D. Eyes shrink to deadly slits as a
primal growl escapes the blonde's lips.

Yuujirou.

This bitch just doesn't know when to back the fuck off, Jou thought
viciously.

Then with an evil smirk, Jou quickly assess the door once more before
flipping the cell open and bringing it up to his ear. "Jounouchi
Residence", the blonde answers arrogantly.

He nearly laughs aloud when he hears the distinct click sound that
indicates an abrupt hangup.

What a fuckin' pussy, Jou bemused thoughtfully as his probing eyes
wonder to the phonebook icon.

An already plastered smirk grew deviously wider. The shower noises
had long since stopped but the blonde somehow knew that the brunet is
going to take a bit of time, preening.

So after a couple of beeps, Jou's eyes widen in horror as he looked
upon the longest list of names and numbers he had ever seen.

Fuck a damn phonebook, Jou thought miserably, Seto's got all of damn
Domino right here!

Apparently Seto being ridiculously naïve also meant that he couldn't
say no either.

He definitely have to get Kaiba back because if he don't, he and his
love will never be together on the grounds that he will be serving
consecutive life sentences…

With immense frustration at his situation, a spiteful blonde starts to
send the names and their respectable numbers that he distinctively
knew from school to their trash bin fate.

"Take dat you fuckin' vultures", Jou snarls to himself.

Just then the door swings open. Fuck! Jou panics and tosses the phone
back into the black sack.

Luckily, being on the blind side of the opened door, it gave him a
few precious seconds to jump up and stand directly in front of the
closet.

The intruder stops for a second, processing the fact that a certain
blonde isn't in view and then curiously a head pokes around the door.

"Ah! There you are Katsu!", Seto replies with a grin.

Jou nervously laughs as he clumsily opens the closet door, "Heh, we
sure did made a mess of mah sheets"

"I was jus getting' some fresh ones."

A basketball on the overcrowded top shelf rolls out and bonks the
flustered teen on the head.

"FUCK!" Jou exclaims as his left hand flew to rub his throbbing head.

The brunet immediately moves his hand to his mouth to suppress the
oncoming giggles.

"Maybe, I should take care of that," Seto offers as he takes a piece
of white ribbon in his mouth. Jou nods dumbly as he walks over to grab
his clothes and backs up to reach the door.

"So I uh, go take a showah and we should be on our way out da door."

Speaking of doors, the blonde completely misses his and hits the
doorframe.

"SHIT!" This time the brunet couldn't stop the giggles since his hands
were already occupying his hair.

After quickly putting the top half of his hair up in a loose ponytail
and combing the bottom part out with fingers, he replies, "I don't
think we'll have time to go to the hospital before school so please
don't hurt yourself in the shower too, you clumsy idiot!"

Jou gives a lopsided grin as he closes the door behind him. Now if
only he would call him mutt…


Pedestrians casually walk down various streets to get to their point
of destination. A few of them could barely process the fact that a
blue Carrera GT model Porsche had just pass by at blinding speed
towards the school district…

"Shit, Seto! I bet you were kicking ass yesterday!" the blonde said as
he presses his back against the seat.

The ride was really that intense.

Seto smirks and Jou gasps to himself.

For a second there…

"I just wanted you to know what it was like to be on time", the brunet
replies giggling.

Jou chuckles at the jab, "Ok, keep bein' a smart ass!"

He playfully presses his fist against Seto's baby soft cheek.

"Hey! I'm drivin'!" Seto said laughing as he shift gears randomly as
they weave out of the morning traffic.

Jou eyes the brunet's skilled hand, which had silver rings on the
thumb and forefinger, as it grips the clutch.

He wonders what it would be like to have those hands work him like that…

"Gee, already have that dumb look on your face and we're not even in
class yet." Seto grins as he pulls into the school parking lot.

Jounouchi laughs aloud as he found the constant teasing quite
soothing, almost like old times.

He really needed to see Mokuba.

"I jack you off ONE time and you're already treatin' me like shit!"
Jou said with a smirk as he shoves the brunet.

Red cheeks clashes with blue eyes. "N-No one told you to sleep with
your hand down my boxers!"

"Correction, MAH boxers." Jou replies as he got out of the car, his
book sack in hand, "And don't think I didn't notice dat ya took anotha
pair."

Seto bit his lip as he tries to contain his embarrassment.

Walking by the flustered brunet, the blonde decides to add more salt
to the wound, he proceeds to whisper provocatively into Seto's ear
"Dat's ok though, I just confiscate them personally, lata."

The blonde barely misses the three-subject notebook coming his way.

Students begin to file into Tai-sensei's classroom for another routine
day at school.

The Yugi-tachi sits in an unusual silence.

The door swings open revealing two laughing boys, one blonde and one
brunet as they went to sit down in their respective seats.

"Hey ya right, Seto! It is like whole different new world comin' in
here on time!" Seto only chuckles as he shakes his head.

Tea' starts to get up but Yugi quickly reaches his hand out. "Tea' I
know you're still mad about Jou saying some mean things to you…" Yugi
began. "

To bad it was the truth", Otogi said holding in his laughter. Honda
shakes his head with a half smile. Everyone had heard the whole
conversation! How Tea' still could hear was a mystery.

"We should wait until lunchtime." Yugi reasons, just as Tai-sensei
shows up.

"Ohayoo Gozaimasu!" the unnaturally perky teacher exclaims.

"Ohayoo Gozaimasu" the half-awake students drone out. "Today we are
going to learn about children with Autism", Tai-sensei begins, "Autism
is also known as the Spectrum Disease meaning…"

The day went on unusually normal much to Jounouchi's surprise. He did
cause a stir yesterday and half expects to hear gossip but none really
much came.

However, Jou soon found out that the unusual calm was just a silent
premonition to what was to happen at lunchtime…

Jou walks up to the usual table, this time, Seto was by his side. For
some reason, Yuujirou hasn't been seen that much today…

"Jou you're such a jerk!" Tea said standing up.

Jou rolls his eyes, women.

"Tea', I had asked ya nicely da first time ta put Yugi on da phone. Ya
shoulda mind ya own damn business" Jou said with a warning tone as he
sat down. He ushers Seto to sit down in front of him.

Yugi is my friend and you made him cry for being an asshole! He was
worried about you!"

Jounouchi sighs and closes his eyes.

He silently counts from 1 to 10 in Japanese and in English.

Otogi snickers quietly, watching Jou and Tea' argue was always a
favorite past time of his.

"Tea' we all know dat you have dis big ass crush on Yugi and you
tryin' ta show off in front of him by comin to his so-call rescue but
I'm telling you right now, ya ain't no hero."

Otogi stood up and claps his hands in approval. Tea's eyes him as
Honda pulls him back down. "

Since when have you become an asshole again!" Tea'screeches.

"Since when did ya come on ya shit, I thought that ain't due for
anotha week?" Jou said as he calmly bites into his burger.

Seto sputters on his juice as Honda and Otogi literally fell out of
their seats. Even Yugi chuckles. Tea really does need some female
friends. "THAT'S IT JOUNOUCHI! HERE I AM TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND AND…"

"So Yugi how is Ryou? Isn't he suppose ta come back ta Japan from
Britain ta see ya?" asks Jounouchi with a nonchalant face.

Yugi blushes madly as he nods. Tea' then turns to Yugi, "I thought you
guys broke up!"

"They never broke up; you just assumed that when Ryou moved back to
Britain." Otogi said as he got back in his seat.

Tea found herself stuttering.

"So how is Ryou by the way?" Honda asks as he too got back situated.
But he never did get his answer.

"And how was your little sleepover, Toto-kun?" Jounouchi instantly
freezes into place.

"Yuuji!" Seto said with disbelief.

"Sleepover?" Yugi asks brightly, "Wow, Seto that's cool. Did you have
fun?"

Yuuji smirks looking down at Jounouchi as he said, "Yea Toto-kun, did
you have fun over at the Jounouchi Residence?"

Needless, to say Jou has the spotlight. Why dat son of a….

"How did you…" Seto began.

"You shouldn't let people play on your phone." Yuuji asks, loving the
way the other blonde squirms.

His phone?

Come to think of it, his book bag was right beside Jounouchi's feet
when he…Seto turns slowly to eye the blonde.

Jounouchi's body visibly trembles as he felt himself backed into a
corner.

Shit, so the pussy actually has balls.

To be continued…