100 Puppies and Dragons

Author's Note: Follow up to Stirring of the Wind.

Change in the Weather

"Seriously? Stop it. Stop it right now," Atem hissed, glaring into the room.

Joey yawned and snuggled closer to the brunet's chest, hugging him tightly. "Mmn, but it's my room…"

The king scowled. "It's snowing."

"'s winter. 's 'sposed t' do that."

"It's late spring."

"Hmm?" Joey blinked slowly, turning his gaze on the calendar, then gasped and shot up, throwing the blankets off quickly. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit!" He threw some clothes on and rushed out of the room to begin the spring thaw. "I'm so sorry please forgive me the humans are still okay, right!"

Atem turned to watch him go, then scowled and looked back into the room. "And what do you have to say about this?"

"…I… can't… move…" Seto muttered. "I'm sore in places I didn't know I had."

The smaller god frowned, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, that's right. Changing seasons and the change in the weather that comes with it makes him horny."

"Er," the brunet groaned. "It makes him hornier." He took a deep breath, then sat up swiftly, moaning in pain. "If I weren't a god, I'd have been afraid that he'd fuck me to death."

"Well, you were always complaining that no one could keep up with you," Atem pointed out, smirking. "Aren't you glad that you've finally found someone who can?"

Seto shot him a glare. "Shut up. It would be different if his sex drive didn't go up with every change in the season. Honestly, it's exhausting." He ran a hand through his hair and frowned, then sighed. "I guess I better go pass judgment on the poor humans that froze to death during the incredibly long winter." He stared at the wall for a minute, then grimaced, instead turning onto his side and lying back down. "I'll do it tomorrow."

"Yes, I suppose you could use a day to recover while Joey's out beginning the spring thaw," Atem mused, doing his best not to chuckle.

The god of death scowled. "Go away so I can recover, asshole."

"Just remember that you only brought this upon yourself," Atem sang playfully and stepped back just in time to avoid the brunet slamming the door on him. When the door closed with a resounding bang just in front of him, though, he chuckled, because he was glad that the god of death had finally found someone he was happy with.