A Series of One Shots

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“No.”

“What?!” Duke whined in a mixture of annoyance and confusion.

“Because of…that.” Seto pointed in disgust at the silver pole that stood in the middle of the room.

“But it’s just for foundation!” Duke scratched his head.

“You can be so dense sometimes, Devlin. What would an inch thick pole do for support?”

Duke merely shrugged, squinting his way from the top to the bottom of the pole.

Seto waited for the gears to turn before eventually growing impatient-sighing in annoyance.

“It’s a stripping pole!” he finally burst.

“Oh.” Duke took a couple steps back, “Ohhhhhh….”

“Well,” Duke paused, “the rest of the house is nice. “

“I don’t care, I’m not paying someone who is tactless enough to put a pole for stripping in their house.” Seto spat.

“But Seto! You promised I would make the final decision. I am the one living there.” Duke pouted, unconsciously swinging around the pole with one hand.

“D-Don’t do that.” Seto flustered. Duke stopped, eyebrows knitting.

“What?” he shrugged, “It’s no different than a street lamp.”

“I-It’s different.” He gritted.

“Are you hot?”

“H-huh?”

“Your face…it’s all flustered.” Seto’s eyes bulged slightly.

“N-no…y-yes, yes let’s go.” Seto tugged.

“Seto! That’s not fair. This is the first house you’ve said you liked and now you’re going to let a stupid pole get in the way?”

“It’s not just a stupid pole, Duke.” Seto haughtily retorted, “It’s a stupid pole that’s covered in STDs, sweat, discharges, and probably hair.” Seto swallowed hard, watching the pole carefully.

“Looks clean to me.” Duke shrugged, inspecting the pole closer.

“D-Don’t touch it!” Seto spluttered, as if he expected the thing to spring to life.

Duke smirked, lightly touching the pole with his fingertip.

“Duuuuke.” Seto warned.

Duke smiled wider, sticking his tongue out. Seto took a step forward, abruptly stopping when his action made the tongue move closer to the pole.

“Tell me we can buy it or I’ll lick this whole thing.”

“I am not negotiating with you. “ Duke’s tongue lightly touched the pole.

“I’m going to be sick.” Seto grimaced.

“Mmmmm…” Duke moaned, running his tongue up the pole. “Tastes good.”

Seto peeked through the hands that were currently splayed across his face in horror and alarm.

“L-like…what?” He hesitantly asked.

“Likeeee…metal.” Duke giggled, licking the pole languorously.

“S-Stop it already!” Seto warned, afraid to get any closer.

“Come on Seto, what does this remind you of?” he teased, flicking his tongue suggestively.

“N-nothing. It reminds me of n-nothing.” Seto’s cheeks reddened slightly.

“Boy, you sure are stuttering a lot tonight. How very un-Kaiba like.” Duke smiled innocently.

Kaiba frowned.

“Listen,” Duke got serious, “I like this place, you like this place and its only temporarily while I’m working with Pegasus on the game--”

Seto rolled his eyes, “I still don’t understand why you won’t just take one of the spare bedrooms at the mansion.” Kaiba interrupted.

“Because you and I both know I’d be in your bed all day getting nothing done.”

Seto scoffed, “So?”

Duke rolled his eyes, pulling his vest off.

Seto’s eyes widened in alarm, “W-what are you doing?”

“I want you to fuck me.”

“W-why now?” Seto’s voice broke.

“Because you’ll give me anything I want when you’re on the edge of cumming.” Duke smirked, pulling his shirt off.

“Oh fuck you.” Seto growled, walking away.

“Setooo.” Duke moaned, rubbing his ass against the pole as he began to unbutton his tight leather pants.

Seto knew he should have just kept walking but that didn’t stop him from turning around, swallowing hard.

“Mmm…this pole feels like you do when you’re pressing yourself against my ass.” He mewled, letting his hands wrap around the pole above his head as he wiggled his pants off his hips to pool around his ankles.

Seto watched—torn between being turned on and disgust.

Duke smiled at Seto’s clear predicament as he stepped out of his pants. He let his half-hard cock rub against the pole, gasping as the cold metal stung his sensitive skin.

“I-I’m not touching you now. You probably h-have aids now.” Seto stuttered, licking his lips as he watched Duke get harder—rubbing himself lewdly against the pole.

Seto sat down, feeling a steady throb in his crotch as blood began to fill his cock.

Duke let the pole rub against his ass again, slowly running his body down it until he was crouched on the floor. Pressing his two fingers inside his mouth, he sucked on them hungrily, watching Seto’s expression as he licked them—his other hand still wrapped around the pole above him—elongating his torso.

The fingers left his mouth with a pop, Duke’s grin widening as he trailed the fingers down his body before slowly pushing them inside him with a startled cry.

He paused a moment, head hanging low and chest heaving as he adjusted to the intrusion.

Duke used his hand around the pole for support as he gently lifted his body slightly before sinking back down on the fingers. Groaning as he pushed them into the knuckle.

Seto watched hungrily as Duke continued to slowly lift himself on and off his fingers, letting them fuck him deeply. Duke’s eyes stayed closed tightly, cheek resting against the cold metal, hair sticking to sweat-slickened skin as his cock bobbed in rhythm with his thrusts.

“O-oh Seto—my fingers ca-can’t quite reach it.” Duke whined, slamming himself harder on the fingers.

Seto smirked, letting his own fingers play at the bulge in his crotch, fingers gently tracing the outline.

Duke’s hand fell from the pole, pulling and tugging at his nipples, needily, cock beginning to drip precum in steady drops to the floor.

“Oh, Se-Seto…I-I think I—n-need you to clean that up.” Duke shakily laughed, hand falling to wrap around his cock with a long keen.

Seto slowly walked over, standing overbearingly over Duke, watching him as he slowly pulled the fingers out of himself, shakily.

Seto took a step forward, his bulging crotch in front of Duke’s face.

“Suck.”

Duke grinned, letting his teeth grab at the zipper and drag it down.

“I figured you would be ready to fuck me already.” Duke didn’t bother pulling Seto’s pants down—pulling Seto’s cock out impatiently and running it across his cheek.

“So dense Devlin,” Seto grunted as Duke’s tongue flickered against the head, “it’s for lubricant.”

“Oh.” Duke giggled, “In that case,” Duke swallowed Seto whole, earning a long moan of satisfaction from the CEO. Seto’s hands threaded in Duke’s long hair, giving small, needy thrusts into Duke’s mouth.

“T-that’s enough.” Seto slowly groaned, pulling himself out of Duke’s mouth.

Duke panted heavily, licking his lips with a mewl as he was pushed onto all fours, feeling Seto’s heavy, hot cock pressing against his shuddering ring of muscles. Seto slowly pushed inside, fingers sinking into his hips as he sheathed himself fully into Duke’s all encompassing heat.

“Fu-fuck Duke, fuck.” Seto growled beginning to pummel himself into Duke.

“C-can we buy this place?” Duke groaned, clawing at the floor for support.

“N-no.” Seto grunted, squeezing his eyes shut from the rush of pleasure, pounding harder.

“S-Seto—shift so you-you’re deeper.” Duke panted. Seto nodded raggedly, lifting himself so his cock went farther into Duke.

“Fuck Seto-fuck right there fuck fuck fuck.” Duke cried, his thighs shaking as Seto’s cock pressed against his prostate.

“I-I always know when I’ve hit it from all those ‘fucks’.” Seto smirked, moaning as he shoved his cock deep into Duke.

Duke giggled, leaning his weight on one forearm so the other could play with his ignored cock.

“S-Seto are you close?” Duke moaned, running his fingers up and down his cock.

“Y-yeah.” Seto grunted, squeezing Duke’s ass and slamming into him as hard as he could.

“Can you b-buy this place?” Duke whined, muscles clenching and unclenching around Seto in anticipation.

“No-N-No.” Seto moaned, throwing his head back as the muscles squeezed him.

“Seto…can we buy th-this place?” Duke asked again, his breath nothing but quick gasps as he jerked himself faster.

“Fu-fuck…no.” Seto didn’t think he would last much longer, his body shaking, and stamina ebbing.

“Seto…Seto! Setoooo…” Duke moaned, body writhing, so close…so close as he pulled and tugged at his cock as hard and fast as he could.

“Seto!” Duke cried long and hard as cum gushed from him, clawing the floor as his orgasm took him, sending long shudders of pleasure to race through his body—muscles contracting and swelling as long cries and moans of ecstasy spluttered from Duke’s mouth.

Seto groaned at the site, watching Duke hungrily in his pleasure as he felt himself nearing it. Duke’s muscles pulsed around him, sucking him and straining to keep him in.

“Ca-Can we get the place?” Duke panted.

Seto squeezed his eyes shut, mouth open and head thrown back as he came deep inside Duke.

“Yes—fuck y-yess.” Seto babbled, pummeling himself in and out of Duke as his cum slathered his cock and Duke’s insides.

Duke smiled, moaning as Seto’s pace slowed until finally stopping.

“You said yes.” Duke giggled as Seto pulled out.

“What?”

“Yes, you said yes.” Duke shakily got up, wiping at the cum that was dripping down his legs.

Seto scoffed, “You know that wasn’t in answer to your question.”

“Hmm….yes it was.”

“No, it wasn’t. “

“Yes…it was.”

“No…”

“Yes…”

“NO!”

AN: You know, my parents really did look at a house that had a stripping pole in the middle of the basement. I really hope the above didn’t happen though. *shudder*

So I decided to just write what I want to out of the requests. The person that requested this sent me a really nice message so I decided to write it and she hasn’t requested before. For the others, I will put those that review frequently, have asked when their requests will be coming or just like what they requested first. I know this isn’t exactly ‘fair’ but I just have so many requests and I am betting half of them are for people that aren’t even following it any more.

I also unfortunately lost my internet for the summer so I will really try to get these out as fast as I can! And now I’m going to try to respond to all your reviews! Love you guys~

REVIEW REPLIES:

YaoiMeowmaster: haha you and me both! XP i'm glad it was funny :) it gets harder for ideas after so many chapters! lol thanks for reviewing!

right_read_time: oh my gosh! has it been that long? D: i'm pretty good! how are you? i'm happy the summer is here! i just quit my job but i have no internet now so i'm sooo bored! i will try to get your request written soon though!

Cody_Thomas: i'm going to try and get one of yours written soon because i feel i haven't written for you FOREVER and i love your requests! haha yeah, i'm stopping requests. I've tried it before actually but people just IGNORE me. lol so i'll just ignore them this time, right? hah

PotionsPet: hah thanks!

JackYusei4Ever: hi! i'm actually stop requesting for right now but i'm sure i have a seto x joey one already requested so i'm sure i could fit in some bondage :)

DesertRoseTemari: ahah nympho ryou does the same thing to me :P well...HOPEFULLY!

DarkFireTailz: its the date that you requested the pairing. OMG THAT WAS A YEAR AGO! i'm so sorry! D: since you came back and asked though i'll move it up the queue kay? lol