A Series of One Shots

GREEN THUMB

Everything about Ryou’s personality suggested that he wouldn’t know a dildo from a toothpick. From his choice in friends to his good grades to his seemingly weak nature—not a thing of it shouted ‘nymphomaniac’.

Perhaps that was what confounded Bakura most about his hikari. Because Ryou did in fact very much know the difference between a toothpick and a dildo. Hell. Ryou knew the difference between acyrilic dildos, silicone rubber dildos, two-strap harness with dildos, jelly vibrating dildos, strap-on dildos with vibrator and remote control and just about any other variation.

This was because Ryou was perpetually horny. And Bakura lived with the smug satisfaction and firm belief he was the only one capable of satiating his hikari’s needs. Their house seemed to always smell like sex no matter how much Ryou scrubbed and cleaned (mainly because Ryou on all fours cleaning made him think about other things).

And on this particular day, even Bakura began to feel overwhelmed with the amount of sex Ryou was demanding. Each time he turned around it seemed a certain appendage had sprung up for action again. And it was never enough for Ryou to just get himself off and be done with it. Oh no, if Bakura asked him to do that, Ryou would make a show of it just to get Bakura in the mood to finish him off. Ryou got so greedy when he was horny he’d shove anything up his ass just to get off on it, and that would always be enough to get Bakura annoyed and horny in his ‘firm belief he was the only one capable of satiating his hikari’s needs.’

And so today found them in the backyard with what had started with yard work and had quickly progressed to Ryou squirming on the ground rubbing his bulging crotch with the palm of his hand in discomfort.

“…Kura…” he whined, looking back needily at the yami that was spading up dirt for the flowers Ryou had insisted be planted.

“What?” Bakura grumbled, annoyed by the heat and Ryou’s incessant whining.

“Please?” He whispered, knowing Bakura knew the problem. He pulled at his shorts, trying to keep them from rubbing against his erection more.

“I’m busy.”

Ryou sighed bitterly, groaning as he crawled over to sit behind Bakura and watch him work.

“Just one more time.”

“I’m fucking tired, Ryou!” Bakura yelled, stabbing the dirt repeatedly with the spade.

“Tch. Give me that spade.” Ryou grabbed it from Bakura’s hand, pulling down his shorts and underwear.

“Ryou! What the fuck?” Bakura spat.

Ryou ignored Bakura, pulling the rest of his clothes off as he got on all fours, his ass facing Bakura. He let his forearms rest against the grass, lifting his ass higher.

“Put the handle of the spade in me if you won’t fuck me.”

Bakura licked his lips, thinking about it as he watched steady drips fall onto the grass from Ryou’s cock.

‘No one’s even fucking touched him!’ Bakura thought in disbelief.

“You’re like a dog.” Bakura scoffed, roughly shoving the handle as far in as it could go—only the blade left visible. Ryou moaned out an intoxicating gasp, his arms shaking to keep himself up.

“Th-then treat me like one.” Ryou rasped, rotating his hips so the handle moved around inside him.

Bakura’s eyes narrowed, smirking as he grabbed the strings of rope from near their other supplies.

“What are you doing?” Ryou asked as rope was tied around his wrists to bind them together.

“As you asked, fucker, treating you like the dog you are.” Bakura gruffly responded as he made a choker out of another piece, placing it around Ryou’s neck.

“Now walk.”

“How when you tied my hands?”

“Do it, filthy dog, walk.” Bakura hissed, pulling the rope taut around his neck. The spade sticking out of Ryou’s ass looking like a crude animal’s tail.

As Ryou walked, Bakura was able to control where by pulling on the choker, making Ryou gasp whenever it was pulled tight—restricting his breathing temporarily. Each movement Ryou made, moved the spade inside him, sporadically pushing against his prostate and making Ryou stop each time from the numbing bursts of pleasure.

Ryou moaned as they walked into the taller grass, each blade rubbing against his crotch. Bakura could tell it was making him even hotter and more bothered.

“Oh, what’s this?” Bakura asked in mock concern, taking hold of Ryou’s cock and squeezing the sensitive end.

Ryou moaned and grunted, trying to push his hips into Bakura’s hand more.

“You’re a dirty boy. Getting hard while walking around naked with a stick up your ass.” Bakura hissed.

Ryou moaned again, his face flushed as his cock continued to get harder in Bakura’s hand.

“You’re going to come right here but you can’t use your hands—only your hips.” Bakura chuckled.

“You can do that, right? You get hard from walking around after all.” He continued.

Bakura wanted to see Ryou rub himself against the grass to get off—God knows the fucker was horny enough to pull it off. Ryou began brushing his groin through the grass, breathing heavily as he did so. But the grass was getting flattened by his rubbing—Ryou moaning in frustration. It was obvious to Bakura how much Ryou wanted to use his hand or Bakura to use his—making Bakura get off on the whole display even more so.

“I-I can’t—it won’t—“ The hikari whined.

“What’s wrong? Can’t come?” Bakura ridiculed, “Your cock—it’s become quite a sight, deep red and all those drops of cum dripping off.”

Ryou rubbed his hips harder into the grass, moans increasing in noise and need. Bakura watched as Ryou’s thrusts became more frantic and haphazard, dirt and grass rubbing against his achingly hard cock.

“Uhhhhahhhh” Ryou moaned long as his cum began to cover the grass. Bakura greedily watched as Ryou continued to rub himself raw, still unsatiated. Ryou lifted his ass back in the air, shaking it needily in front of Bakura.

“You really did come, you dirty dog.” Bakura licked his lips, pulling the spade out and replacing it with his cock. Ryou cried out as his ass was opened farther and deeper.

“Aah! Aaah! Aaaaaah!” Ryou moaned as Bakura pushed against his sensitive spot. Bakura slammed into Ryou as hard as he could—the rough pumping making Ryou hard again quickly. The hikari squeezed around Bakura’s cock every time he plunged in—trying to keep him inside longer.

“F-fucking slut” Bakura groaned, pounding harder into Ryou as he saw Ryou’s cock begin to drip with cum again already. Ryou began matching each of Bakura’s thrusts, sending Bakura crashing into Ryou’s prostate one numbingly good thrust at a time.

“Filthy dog.” Bakura grunted as Ryou’s hips continued to move in circles. Bakura could feel how close he was, pulling on Ryou’s choker as he pummeled into him until he came deafeningly hard.

Ryou cried out as Bakura’s cum drenched him, the feel of the hot liquid enough to send him over the edge a second time, white hot cum covering his naked body and grass, sending his body into tiny convulsions of pleasure.

“Untie me.” Ryou rasped, Bakura’s cock still buried deep inside him.

“Fine.” Bakura pants, letting his cock fall out of Ryou--a steady flow of cum quickly following.

“Get back to work.” Ryou managed, getting up on shaky legs to change.

“Fuck you.” Bakura responded in annoyance, licking the spade clean. “Fucking horny ass bastard—what the fuck you think you’d do without my cock?” He grumbled under his breath, using the spade once again to angrily stab at the dirt.

“I’'D BE BUYING MORE SPADES!” Ryou yelled over his shoulder.

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AN: I am indeed in fact alive, and I am indeed in fact out of school for the summer! Which MEANS. I can update regularly now! Hooray! Guys. This was a request from last MARCH 2008. D: As you can see, I'm painfully behind on requests and not sure how I should approach it. Do people even remember their requests? How many people don't care anymore? etc etc. I don't know if I should just scratch them all and start over but that doesn't seem to be fair at all for the people that do still want them. Well. Here's what I have for requests that I have typed up. This isn't all of them by any means though. Only til July. SUGGESTIONS?? This story was a strange cracky but if someone can guess what my inspiration was from (its obvious if you know the fandom) then. You my friend I want to know. LOVE YOU ALL!

2. cody_thomas: Yugi x Bakura (3-9)
3. n.: Joey x Seto (3-10)
4. maytia_thesorecess: Joey x Seto x Yami x Yugi (3-12)
5. purpleglass: Bakura x Marik x Malik x Ryou (3-13)
6. hikitsune: Malik x Ryou / Marik x Bakura (3-21)
7. kimiko4cookies: Bakura x Malik (3-30)
8. deadonsight: Bakura x Malik
9. swimmingsamurai: Set x Atem (4-15)
10. catti: Jou x Duke x Tristan (4-17)
11. cody_thomas: Atem x Yugi x Yami (4-17)
12. mystralwind: Seto x Malik (4-28)
13. blackgargie: Seto x Seth x Joey
14. girlwholiketosmile: Yami x Yugi x Atem
15. terrie1958: Seto x Siegfried
16. My Fizzlesticks r Awesumthnu: Pegasus x Seto
17. Kuro Ookami Hatake: Bakura x Yami x Mokuba
18. mystralwind: Marik x Bakura x Malik
19. Jessie weasley: Ryou x Malik
20. mystralwind: Marik x Malik
21. cody_thomas: Seto x Ryou
22. n.: Seto x Joey x Duke
23. setoishot: Mahaado x Seto
24. Ellinda: Seto x Joey (uke Seto)
25. moondanger: Mokuba x Joey / Seto x Joey
26. Kairi-san: Yugi x Bakura (chocolate syrup in Yugi's living room)
27. mystralwind: Malik x Ryou x Bakura
28. rogue1979: Bakura x Yami (5-22)
29. cody_thomas: Seto x Ryou (5-22)
30. mystralwind: Marik x Malik
31. mochacocafan: Mokuba x Thief King Bakura OR Leon x Mokuba OR Malik x Pegasus OR Tristan x Kemo (6-8)
32. kero: Joey x Seto (6-15)
33. darkfiretailz: Pegasus x Yugi (6-16)
34. Halloween: Mokuba x Marik x Bakura OR Mokuba x Joey OR Seto x Joey x Duke (6-19)
35. catsblood15: Seto x Set (6-25)
36. mystralwind: Malik x Thief King Bakura (7-3)
37. pizzaboyyy: Noa x Mokuba (7-9)
38. hanzankovoid: Noa x Mokuba OR Malik x Mokuba OR Malik x Ryou OR Yami x Mokuba (7-12)
39. catsblood15: Seto x Bakura
40. serenimon02: Tristan x Joey OR Tristan x Ryou (7-15)
41. Kytrin: Atem x Yugi x Yami (7-24)
42. right_read_time: Malik x Yugi (Bakura, Yami, Marik): 7-24)