To Kill A Kaiba

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"Alright, Honda and Otogi, spill!" Tea' demands as she tosses her
belongings onto the couch as they walk into the living area of the
Game Shop.

"What do you know about Seto and Jou?!" Otogi rolls his eyes in
exasperation as he plops on the same couch that was littered with
brunette's things.

Honda sighs and decides to sit on the floor in between the dice
master's legs. The brunette had been on their dicks ever since the
incident at P.E and all the way to the Game Shop, bitching and moaning
about how friends shouldn't keep secrets and all that clichéd crap…

"How many times do we have to tell you, we don't know anything!" Otogi
tugs at his earring in a frustrated gesture; this bitch was really
starting to get on his nerves….

"Stop with your "I'm so clueless" bullshit!" The blue-eyed girl yells
as she walks up in front of the couple.

"Tea' I swear…" Otogi starts with a growl but was interrupted.

"Look," started Honda, leaning back getting comfortable as he felt two
pairs of arms wrap around his neck, "We only made a very GOOD educated
guess from Jou's very OBVIOUS behavior."

"And how is Jou's behavior obvious?" Tea' asked putting her hands on
her hips, "The last thing I knew, he hated Seto!"

Otogi snorted at the silly little girl, and who was clueless?
"Whatever happened to we should be in tuned with our friend's
feelings? You hypocritical bi.."

Honda quickly elbows Otogi's inner thigh. He saw right now that HE has
to do the talking…

"I admit even we thought that Jou hated Seto but than again, maybe all
that petty fighting was a coverup."

"I hardly call it petty" Tea' begins as she sits on the recliner, "Up
until the park duel, they had been at each other throats more
viciously than ever!"

"That was because something was added to the equation at the time,"
Honda said.

"And?" the brunette asks expectantly. Otogi looks to his right and
saw a Dark Magician snow globe on the nearby table, his eyes than
wonder to Tea's head…"Mai!" Honda said throwing his hands up.

It was then Yugi walks in with some tea and sesame cookies on a tray.
He gives the tray for everyone to pass around.

"Yea, come to think of it, Seto had been A LOT meaner to Jou during
that time" replies Yugi as he found purchase on a random spot on the
floor. "Didn't he even mention her during their last big fight?"

"Yes, he did." Otogi said sternly, turning an eye to his female
adversary as he picked up a cookie. That bitch really does get on his
nerves…

"Well Seto may have been jealous then", Honda began, also taking a
cookie and trying hard to keep his love's attention away from the
blue-eyed girl,"But he wasn't the one that nearly gave someone a
concussion on the gym floor."

"Gee, I hope Jou is ok. The teacher had sent him to the principal's
office afterwards, and that was the last either of us saw or heard of
him."

"Yea well, it wasn't like we could have stayed to find out" Tea'
began, "Takeshi-sensei made us all leave the gym while Seto and Jou
was still in the locker room."

Otogi snickered, "The poor idiot actually considered calling the
S.W.A.T team because he thought Jou was holding the boy-billionaire
hostage."

"Oh yea, I did hear him say something about that", Honda said,
reminiscing.

"The way he was acting could you blame Takeshi-sensei?", Yugi asks,
"It's been a while since Jou had been that aggressive and it scares me."

"Yea, I almost forgot that Jou use to be a first-class asshole" Tea
said with a wince as she remembers when Jou lifted up her skirt in
public that one time.

"And then he met an even bigger asshole…" Honda began.

"Seto Kaiba" everyone said in unison.

"You know, I kinda like the person he has become now." Tea' said,
"He's a lot easier to get a long with."

"Maybe that's the problem, Yugi said quietly, bringing his knees to
his chest. "I like Seto's new attitude too but so does all of Domino,
which may not be a good thing for Jou. How many Yuujirous will Jou
have to go up against now? Whereas before, there were none."

Otogi stares wide-eyed at the very insightful little Mouto and plants
his chin on top of Honda's head. Even he and Honda, hadn't thought of
that.


The Jounouchi Residence

Bandaged hands slowly shift through a deck of cards, until the Blue
Eyes White Dragon comes into view.

Jounouchi sighs as he lies back in his bed and silently kisses the
card that reminds him of his love, well used to.

Sad hazel eyes turn to the ceiling.

Used to.

Jounouchi once again sighs and rolls over to his side, sitting the
deck on a nearby spot on the bed, except for that one card.

There was a time, when Seto was as ruthless as this majestic beast,
now…the blonde wasn't exactly sure what Seto is now, but he sure as
hell wasn't ruthless!

Holding the card to his heart, he lays back as a wave of nostalgia
crashes up him….

Flashback

"So the Meiji Restoration was a major turning point for Japan,
Kohana-sensei, drones on, "Up until the reforms that were put into
place after War War II."

Students lie dazed upon their desks silently begging for the torture
to stop.

It's history for crying out loud! If they really wanted to know, they
could just look it up.

The only other noise that could be heard was the soft yet annoying
clicking sounds of a laptop in the far corner of the room, which had
been going on ever since the class started.

Sighing deeply, Kohana-sensei finally acknowledges the disturbance,
"Kaiba-san, you are in school not at some business function!"

The clicking stops as the blue-eyed teen defiantly looks up. "I'm
quite aware of my surroundings, but thanks for the heads up anyway."

A few snickers could be heard from various points in the room.

"Alright well since you are aware of your surroundings, than I'm sure
you wouldn't mind telling the rest of the class exactly why you are
disturbing them," the 25 year old woman said with a smirk.

Kaiba quickly looks around the class and snorts. They all seem to be
silently thanking him actually…

"Your fiancee's paycheck." He simply states.

Kohana-sensei eyes widen considerably, "Excuse me?"

"I'm configuring up the payroll for this weeks pay cycle and since
your fiancee is quite the representative of my company, I was merely
making sure that he can still be able to pay for your BMW sports car."
Kaiba explains looking up at the high maintenance history teacher.

The class, who tried so hard not to anger the teacher, bursts into
laughter.

"Oh and I suppose I'm to thank you for ALLOWING my husband of such
privileges."

"Well, hey you know, I'm CEO" Kaiba said with complete arrogance, "You
should be thanking me for allowing your fiancée for working all of
that overtime just so he can keep with the bills of the things he
don't own."

Needless to say, Kohana-sensei looked like a fish out of water.

A pair of hazel eyes gleam in awe. Kaiba was a fucking arrogant ass,
and it's…kinky.

End of Flashback

Jou laughs softy at the memory; it was one of his many favorites of
Kaiba showing that he doesn't take shit from anybody.

His arrogance was so simply adorable and it also made the blonde
respect him.

It was just incredible for someone at such a very young age to be
that damn strong and independent.

Oh and those eyes, the way they would burn with passion and
determination to overcome any obstacle. That was what made Jou fall in
love in the first place.

Kaiba was like a wild dragon that he wanted to tame. But now, Jou
rolls over onto his stomach, that part of Seto for some reason was gone.

The persona that Seto is showing now was something that Jou always
wanted to have the privilege to know for himself.

Yea, he is a selfish son of a bitch, he knew but he yearns for that
feeling.. That feeling to know that while Seto makes the world bend to
his beck and call, the blonde would be right there by his side.

I miss him, Jou thought unconsciously and the realization startles him.

He missed him.

He missed the bastard prick and Oh God help him, the way he would
belittle him. Those fights were more priceless to him than the most
valuable treasure.

Shit, since when did he become a masochist?

Suddenly the doorbell rings.

Who the hell?

Jounouchi simply snorts at the fuckwad who wants to disturb him as he
buries his face into the pillow.

The doorbell rings again but this time a series of knocks follow.

"Dammit, Jou said getting angry as he got up, "Who in the hell is
beating down my door like the fucking police."

Or unless it is the police…

With that in mind Jou walks a little slower until he reaches the door.

The doorbell rings again, a voice accompanies the noise…

"Katsu! Are you in there! I told you I was going to be here at six!"

Jou's whole body froze and something primal within him stirs.

Seto? Here at his place?

After the fact that he literally molested the boy, he still shows up?

Oh, his angel was certainly a bold one.

Jou suddenly getting all giddy that he didn't fuck things up, swings
open the door and nearly had a heart attack on the spot. Oh yea, Seto
was a bold one indeed.

He now finds himself staring unabashed at Seto's leather clad body.

Black leather boots, black leather pants with series of blue belt
buckles running up the side stopping completely at the hip and a huge
blue belt hanging loosely from said hips. He had on a black leather
vest with blue belt buckles hanging unsecured from the sides and some
blue arm belts encircling biceps. His hair braided back in a French
braid, a blue ribbon securing it. Bangs unruly. He wears shades and
gloved hands, which were cut at the fingers and grips a textbook.

Dis is getting' old, Jou thought, leaning against the door frame, it
really is and the fact that this mofo here has the audacity to show up
looking like that on his own, KNOWING that I was going to be the only
one here, just says a lot about the true extent of his intelligence.

"Um, May I come in?" Seto asks, hesitantly. Damn, I know I shouldn't
have come. It's obviously he's still mad at me and here I thought I
could somehow apologize…the brunet thought miserably. The last thing
he wanted was Jou to hate him all over again.

Jou raised his eyebrows till they disappear under his bangs. Come in
huh? Oh how many wet dreams started with that sexual innuendo?

"Sure," Jou said moving aside letting his rape-prone victim in, "I did
say I wanted you ta tutor me." After Seto walks in and he closes the
door, "But I have ta admit dat I'm surprise ta see you so soon"

Seto nods in silence, he was surprised to be there too but he couldn't
sake the feeling of guilt that was weighing over him and plus, that
incident in the locker room did something to him… "I thought we could
talk before we get started."

"Frankly I really don't see what is dere ta talk about," Jou said
sitting down on the worn green couch, "It's obvious whose side you're
on." Jealousy evident in the words.

Seto took a deep breath before he sits down on the opposite end of the
couch. He takes off the shades revealing that damned erotic mascara
surrounding his eyes. "I never said I was on anyone's side, Katsu. I
only did what made more sense at the time."

Jounouchi laughs harshly and replies, "What made sense ta me was dat
obviously you have your sights set on a certain blonde that isn't
me…Toto-kun!"

Seto wrinkles his brows in confusion, where was this coming from?
"Katsu, there is nothing going on between me and Yuujirou."

"Bullshit!" Jou spats out, standing up.

Standing up as well, Seto exclaims in a firm voice, "Since when do I
have to explain to you who I make friends with anyway?! I just don't
understand you, Katsu! I thought you'd be glad that I'm not around to
make you miserable!"

Jou mouth hangs open in disbelief. Be glad? Miserable? What the fuck?
What has his love been smoking? "Seto, I never thought you made me
miserable and if I said that, I didn't mean it" Jounouchi said taking
a step closer.

Seto rolls his eyes, "Now whose bullshitting." The brunet turns to
leave and explains, "I knew I shouldn't have come here just yet. Its
just too soon to see each other right now. I'm going back to Domino
Valley."

And what? Run back into da arms of dat bastard loser? Hell no, Seto is
going ta stay right here in dis apartment where I can keep mah eyes on
him, Jounouchi thought.

Seto starts for the door only to feel a firm arm gripping his neck
from behind. And like a lasso, he was reeled in.

"Nuh-uh, I don't think so", Jounouchi breathes huskily in Seto's ear,
"You ain't goin' anywhere."

A wet tongue flicks out to harass that very ear. Seto shivers
involuntarily.

"Dis time, dere's no bitch Yuujirou here to save you, growls Jounouchi
as his free hand roughly grabs an exposed nipple and twist it.

The brunet yelped at the pleasurable pain and groaned as teeth
immediately attacks that special spot behind his ear. Who was asking
to be saved?

"You're in mah domain now and no one is gonna here ya scream."

"A-AAHH", Seto cries softly as a hand palmed his crotch. "Well, except
for me, of course", the blonde chuckles darkly. He then proceeds to
pick up a dazed blue-eyed beauty bridal style and starts to assault
those blueberry flavored lips as soon as they got close enough to his
own. Tasted way better than what it was on that lollipop in Jou's
opinion. Seto shyly but surely wraps his arms around his molester as
they enters Jou's bedroom. After closing the door with his right foot,
Jou sits Seto down on his feet and then loops a left forefinger into
the top hem of the leather jeans pulling his pray closer. The blonde
plants sinful kisses upon vulnerable lips while loosening a huge belt
and zipper. That same venturous left hand continues on a heated trail
that wraps around a lean waist until it lands softly on a half exposed
butt cheek.

Giving it a commanding squeeze and pushing their crotches together,
the lustful duelist whispers upon swollen lips, "Who is it dat ya
want?" As if his captive was given a choice.

Seto with an immense blush that had spread across the bridge of his
nose manages to gasp out, "Such a big ego, Katsu."

Jou grins evilly as he gave a few thrusts to show that his Seto-kun
have much bigger things to worry about. "I believe I asked ya a
question, the blonde reminded with a lustful tone, "but no mattah,
I'll just make up ya mind for ya."

Edging towards his bed, Jou pushes Seto upon it and took the time to
rid himself of his shirt. Stooping down at the edge of the bed, Jou
grabs Seto's hips and moves the brunet forward.

He tongues the belly button in front of him making the body squirm.

A trail of saliva begins to form as the pink muscle makes its way
downward in random motions and eventually comes across extra smooth skin.

Seto shaves.

The thought of the brunet shaving himself down there made Jou nip at
the sensitive skin hungrily. He made it in the back of his mind to
make Seto do such a task in front of him one day…

"Katsuya" a small timid voice calls out softly.

"So dat's who ya want, love?" Jou ruggedly asks. He pulls the leather
pants down further, exposing more of Seto's pubic area, a certain
harden muscle starting to appear…

"Say dat again", Jou pleads gently as he continues his sensual nips
and kisses.

"Katsuya" Seto said an octave higher.

"Mmmm, dat's it mah angel, let me know who you desire," the blonde
whispers, licking a lazy line over the exposed base of Seto's shaft.

"Katsuya!" Seto whimpers loudly, his thighs beginning to tremble.

"Mmmmm", was Jou's only reply as he lowers the pants an inch more,
burying his face deeper in the brunet's heat. The smell was
intoxicating and addictive.

"Ugh, Kats---" RING!

"Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me", Jou mumbles against Seto's
crotch making the poor teen shudder.

RIINNG!

Who in the hell would be calling?

Jou looks up with a strained look into his "suppose to already been"
lover's dark blue eyes.

"And I suppose you want me to fucking get it."

The brunet nod timidly and replies, "It could be important…"

Jou grabs a fist full of his hair and gives a bloodcurdling scream
into his black comforter.

"FUCK!" He abruptly stands up, his jeans and boxers hang lazily on one
side showing very provocative love handles.

Seto decides right then, that he wants to kill this mystery bastard as
well.

RING! RING! "Fucking get a damn life!" Jou screams to no one in
particular as he waddles slightly out the door and into the hall. A
crash of some sort was heard shortly. "SHIT!" RING! RIIIII---"GO TA
HELL!"

Silence. Seto sits up a little in worried.

"Yugi, I uh…" Jou stammers nervously. "Naw, man, please don't cry…I.."
Silence again. "Tea'…put Yugi back on da phone."

A loud-pitch like whine floats into Seto's ears, he hadn't realized
that girl's voice was so high-pitched…

"I said jus put Yu---" An abrupt pause and more high-pitched gibberish.

"Dammit, Tea', I don't got time for dat fucking friendship bullshit!
Put Yugi on da phone!"

As if possible, the loud gibberish got louder but it was stopped
abruptly, "You always use dat fucking friendship shit when you want
somethin'!

Pause.

"Bullshit!! Like ya always use dat tired ass line about how friends
should do things for one anothah, whenevah ya want one of us to get
dose nasty tampons from da convenience store!"

Seto meshes his face into a pleasant smelling comforter as he goes
through a fit of giggles.

A frustrated, horny Katsu is a very funny Katsu.

"Like I give a damn about women and feminism! I'm fucking gay! I don't
have to deal with dat shit! Now put Yugi on da phone!"

Suddenly above all the gibberish, hyena-like cackling sounds erupts.
It sounded so suspiciously like Honda and Otogi….

"I'm goin ta do dat if ya…"

pause.

"Put Yu…"

pause

"DAMMIT PUT YUGI ON THE GAH-DAMN PHONE!"

A long silence. "Uh, hiya, Yug." Then Jou's voice begans to fade as he
was obviously walking towards the front of the apartment.

Seto rubs away his tears from the silent laughter. He was jealous of
Tea' actually. Just only days before, it use to be only him that could
elicit such responses from Jou…

He slowly gets up and realizes that something was stuck to his face.

He gently pulls it off and hitches his breath. The Blue Eyes White
Dragon.

If that's here than that means…he didn't have to look far.

The rest of his deck was further down the end of the bed in a messy
pile.

Why on earth would Jou have his cards? Gently he picks them up as he
remembers some his past memorable duels, from getting his soul trapped
in one of Pegasus' cards at Duelist Kingom to dueling with that crazy
ass Egyptian at Battle City.

"So ya wanna play?"

Seto visibly startled looks up to find Jou standing in the doorway
with his arms crossed. "You know I've sworn off dueling."

Jou sighs, while this side of Seto was alluring, he really wanted to
see KAIBA. He had to try. "Whats da mattah, afraid ta lose?" He
immediately regretted saying that as he looks into suddenly lifeless,
hollow blue eyes.

"yes…actually." Seto places his former glory on the bed beside him and
brings his knees into his chest.

"Shit, Seto, Jounouchi began as he walks up closer to his vulnerable
angel, "Where's the Kaiba I use to know that didn't give a fuck? The
Kaiba who was so determined to fight the odds. Who always had his held
up high and makes everyone jealous. The Kaiba who…."

"He's dead"

Jounouchi abruptly stops. Wha? "What do you mean, dead?"

"Just how it sounds, he's no more. The Kaiba you loved to hate" said
Seto's muffled voice.

Hate? He had attempted to make love to this guy, ON THE SAME DAY, and
yet hate is still an issue? He really need to fuck some sense into his
brunet.

"When did he die?' Jou asks sitting down, beside the unstable teen.

"That day at the park" Seto whispers.

For some reason that made Jou angry. "You're that fucking ashamed to
lose to me?! You thought that lowly of me?!" Jou screeches getting up.

"NO!" came the chocked sob. "It's because I thought HIGHLY of you!"

As quickly as it came, the anger was gone, replaced with dawning
realization.

Jou finally understood.

Inadvertently, he had killed Kaiba.

Seto was obviously more upset of the thought that he had challenged
and beaten him because he wanted to prove his undying hatred and
contempt for the CEO, MORE so than actually losing.

Chalking it up to pride and a lack communication on both their parts,
Jou gently coax the distraught teen into his arms.

Now he must fix what he had accidentally broken. Hell, if that part
of Kaiba is dead then he'll just have to play Phoenix and resurrect
him. For his sanity and what's left of Seto's…

To be continued…