I Dream of Ryou

I Dream of Ryou

Mally-chan & hato chiisai

YAOI WARNING

Disclaimer: We to not own Yugioh or I Dream of Jeannie. >.> But hato does own Mikado and Ahmose.

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Chapter 7

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Poor Ryou was rudely jolted out of his sleep by Marik, gasping and jerking awake. "Ryou! I've got it!!!" He gasped.

Ryou looked utterly terrified. "DONT DO THAT!" he wailed shaking his head. "Are you trying to scare me so badly I wet myself?!"

Marik blinked, then chuckled and hugged Ryou. "I'm sorry..." He said, kissing the boy's cheek. "I just got a fabulous idea!!!"

"Oh? What?" Ryou asked curiously. "Idea for what?"

Marik grinned. "For getting a house!" He exclaimed.

"Oh tell tell!" Ryou gasped clapping his hands eagerly. "Please!"

"Well..." Marik said slowly. "Can you change people's memory and documentations?"

"That's...very VERY big magic...." Ryou said warily. "I-it'd be....EVERYONE.." he said softly.

Marik frowned and thought. "Well... what if I wished that a year ago, a will was found in which my parents left me half a million dollars? Could you do it?"

Ryou nodded slowly. "I would not be able to do anything else for the day master...that is ENORMOUS magic... I will be very tired after..." He said softly. "Is… is this your wish?"

Marik sighed and frowned, thinking. "Yes." He said after a while. "Yes, I wish that." He said, and hugged Ryou, kissing him gently.

Ryou nodded and closed his eyes. His whole body glowed softly and he gave a great sigh, as the glow faded. "I-it is done master..." he mumbled leaning into Marik's arms and panting softly. "Y-you've g-gotten your will, a-and don’t forget your lottery ticket..." he mumbled nuzzling closer.

Marik smiled and hugged Ryou, yawning. "You... are wonderful. And tomorrow, we will go out and look for a house to buy... And yes... I did say WE. Because it will be your house, too..." and he kissed Ryou's cheek.

Ryou nodded weakly. "I...I would love...a home outside of my prison...a place...where I can see the sun." He cooed yawning as well. "No more wishes...u-until I've healed...I'm so weak..."

Marik smiled. "Okay..." He said softly, holding Ryou to his chest and closing his eyes again, since it was still dark. "Sleep well..."

Ryou's only response, was a soft snore; he'd fallen asleep in Marik's arms...

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In the morning, Malik and Bakura came down to beg for things from Marik again. But to their surprise, Marik wasn't in his room... But the genie bottle was. Bakura grinned and reached out, picking it up. "Well... maybe we don't have to beg after all..." He said, and rubbed the bottle.

Ryou yelped and was outside of the bottle in an instant, Marik now sleeping soundly in his bed. "A-ah!" Ryou said eying Bakura warily. "H-hello..." he said nervously, looking between Marik and Bakura nervously.

Marik jumped awake and looked around. "What the... HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!!!" He roared, and leapt for Bakura. Bakura cackled and dodged, tossing the bottle to Malik.

Ryou yelped as he was tossed 'magically' right along with the bottle. "Ahh! Please! Stop!" He yelped, as Malik pulled something right from football, tossing the bottle over Marik's head, as he charged for Malik, to Bakura.

"Quick!! Take it somewhere safe!" he called laughing.

Bakura laughed and ran circles around the room, Marik chasing him. Finally, Marik placed himself in front of the door, preventing Malik and Bakura from leaving.

"Dammit!!! Give me that bottle!!!" Marik howled.

"I wish for a Lamborghini Diablo!!!" Bakura crowed.

Ryou gasped softly and waved his hands. "Y-yes master." He said bowing. "I-it is upstairs."

"I wish Marik was stuck at the bus-station in Kyoto!" Malik giggled, having snatched the bottle from Bakura. Ryou whimpered when Marik vanished from the room.

Bakura burst out laughing. "I sure hope you're gonna wish your cousin back again! CUZ I'M NOT!!!" He howled, snatching the bottle from Malik.

Malik laughed. "I'm not either, he'll find his way back." he chuckled. "Besides, this Genie gives more than three wishes.” He said jabbing Ryou. "Or else."

Ryou backed away, until his bottle wouldn't allow any further. "O-or else wh-what?" He whimpered.

"Or else Marik will never see you again!" Malik said grimly, though he was lying through his teeth.

Ryou shook his head. "A-alright...alright please! I...I will grant a-as many wishes as it takes...please I want master Marik back!"

Bakura frowned. "Geeze, Malik... don't be such a bastard..." He said, tossing the bottle back and forth from hand to hand. And then, the door opened and Ishizu walked in, looking confused and angry.

Malik grinned. "Hey sis, why the mad face?" He asked suavely.

"What is all the commotion down here?! Where is Marik?! And where did that Lamborghini in the driveway come from?!?!" she shrieked.

Malik grinned. "We used Marik's genie." Malik said smiling. "He's giving us unlimited wishes!" he added proudly.

Ishizu frowned, glancing at Ryou. "And... where is Marik?"

"He went out." Malik replied calmly. "Probably to cash in his winning lottery ticket thing you were talking about." He added crossing his arms. "While the cat's away, the mice will play."

Ishizu glared. "I doubt he would have left his genie behind... he had the bottle chained to his jeans... And his motorcyle is still there. Malik... where is he....?"

"The same place I wish you were." he said chuckling.

Ryou shook his head, but waved his hands and she was gone too. "Oh gods have mercy on me!" Ryou whined softly.

Bakura's eyes widened. "She's gonna KILL you, Malik!!!" He gasped.

"Not if she doesn't remember what happened when she gets home..." He said looking at Ryou expectantly. "I wish it, now make with the magic."

Ryou whimpered softly, nodding. "Y-yes master..."

Bakura frowned. "I dunno Malik..." He said. "I know we have unlimited wishes, but..." He took the bottle from Malik. "Using them like THAT just doesn't feel right..." He stared down at the bottle, then at Ryou.

Malik chuckled softly. "Nah, that's just covering some tracks Bakura. I'm not going to wish stuff like that often, besides, if they're not back by this evening, I'll wish them back." He said smiling. "It's all in fun, no harm intended."

Bakura frowned. "Marik will be furious..." He said. “I think we should wish them back right now..."

"Aww c'mon where's your sense of adventure?!" Malik said waving his hands. "I never thought you were such a wuss." He added crossing his hands. "Besides, it's not like he was going to share! We have a right to the genie too, we're the ones who brought it to him!"

Bakura glared. "I gave it to him! NOT you!" He snapped, waving the bottle about recklessly. "And he WAS going to share! He said so!!!"

Malik raised an eyebrow at Bakura. "Were you looking at him when he was eying genie-boy? C'mon Bakura where's your head?! He'd never have shared!" Malik gave Bakura a pout. "Come on, just one day of fun? Plllleeeeeease?" He then busted out the big guns....the eyes.

The eyes Bakura could NEVER say no to....

Bakura sighed. "Okay. One day. And first, I wish YOU were on top of the Golden Gate Bridge!!!"

Ryou squeaked, as Malik disappeared. "Why...?" He asked, biting his lip. "I...I thought...."

Bakura grinned and looked at Ryou. "That should teach him, eh? I won't leave him there long. But he's afraid of heights so he should get a taste of what he just did to his cousin and sister. But I'll bring him back..."

"That's very mean..." Ryou said softly. "To treat someone you love like that on purpose...M-master Marik can come back...unharmed...b-but master Malik is trapped on top of a very high bridge..." He said, feeling sympathy for the brash master, despite all that had happened.

"He'll live." Bakura said with a shrug. "Okay. I wish him back now."

Malik appeared and in an instant had punched Bakura harshly in the arm, snatching the bottle. "You friggin ASS!" he howled livid. "I wish you were a toad!" Ryou squeaked as he waved his hands, and there on the floor, was a BIG...UGLY...Toad. "Take that!"

The toad blinked, then croaked, then leapt straight up into the air and hopped around in a croaking panic.

Ryou blinked worriedly. "Please wish him back..." Malik however picked up the toad by one leg (being careful to point certain 'wart giving' areas away. "Promise not to be a flaming bastard with your wishes anymore?" He warned. "OR should I just flush you down the toilet right now you big party pooper?" Malik pouted. "I'd never wish for your greatest fears to be reality. That was COLD." He said looking hurt.

Bakura the toad looked at Malik. And croaked.

His throat ballooned out, making Malik raise an eyebrow. Then, the toad seemed to cock his head, then... smirk. And suddenly, his tongue shot out and stuck to Malik's cheek.

"EWWW!" Malik yelped tossing Bakura to the floor. "I wish there was a fly....flying around Bakura..." He said smirking back, knowing the toad in him would immediately snap up the fly.

Sure enough a fly began buzzing around Bakura's head, and he snapped up the fly. If frogs could look mortified, he did.

The toad then turned to Malik and narrowed his eyes, GLARING at Malik.

Malik snickered. "That's what you get for licking me with that gooey tongue!" he said picking up Bakura once more. "Truce?"

Bakura glared and croaked.

Malik blinked. "Wiggle your back leg for yes, your front for no. I don’t speak toad."

Bakura croaked again and flailed all four legs.

Ryou giggled softly.

"Bakura, one leg! Just one! Or I'll assume you're not calling a truce and leave you like that!"

Bakura blinked and held all legs still, then just wiggled and croaked.

Malik sighed and put him on the floor. "ok ok ok, try this, hop once if you agree to a truce, twice if you don’t." He said sitting down with Bakura. "C'mon hop!"

Bakura croaked, and hopped, landing with an awkward splat.

"I wish Bakura was back to normal." Malik said calmly. Ryou nodded and Bakura changed back to normal, laying on the floor looking flustered.

Malik chuckled. "You were a pretty cute toad." He said poking Bakura's shoulders.

Bakura growled and smacked Malik's hand, then leapt for the bottle. "I WISH MALIK COULDN'T TALK!!!" He howled.

Malik quickly yanked the bottle away. "I wish Bakura was a girl!" He blurted running across the room.

Ryou's eyes widened. "Oh boy..."

Bakura froze and slowly turned towards Ryou, eyes wide and panicked. "DON'T YOU DARE!!!" He screeched.

"I have to..." He said softly, and waved his hand. Bakura became... well a beautiful 'maiden'.

Malik covered his mouth to hide his laughter.

Bakura lay there on the floor, eyes bulging and mouth hanging open as he felt a... NEW pressure on his chest... and something missing further south. He resolved right there NOT to get up and let Malik get a glimpse at his changes. Instead, he slowly turned and narrowed eyes onto Malik.

"You..." He/she breathed in a feathery voice. "Are going to pay for this..."

Malik giggled at that. "My what a pretty little voice you have." he cooed. "I bet you're on the rag though..."

Bakura glared, and grit HER teeth and fists, breathing harshly in her fury.

Malik's face twisted into an evil grin. "I wish I had a vibrator..." he said smirking at Bakura.

Bakura's eyes immediately widened and she squeaked.

Malik chuckled. "And that Bakura, was naked."

Ryou's cheeks reddened. "Y-yes master..." He said softly, and with a nod, the wishes were granted.

Malik approached Bakura chuckling wickedly. "I'm going to do so many wicked WICKED things to you...."

Bakura flung herself aside and scuttled over to Marik's bed, grabbing the blanket and pulling it around herself. "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" She screamed.

Malik's smirk broadened. "Oh no Bakura, you've had this coming a long time...remember when you tied me down and I swore revenge? Oh I'm taking THAT revenge...RIGHT now..." He chuckled. "Interesting little fact...Girls can have multiple orgasms during one session of sex..." He said evilly. "Hope you brought towels...because you're going to be wet."

Bakura backed into the well, looking utterly and completely terrified. "G-Get away from me, Malik! I swear, I'll kill you for this! GET AWAY!!!"

Malik let out the most deliciously evil cackle Bakura had ever heard. "Before or after you're moaning my name like a bitch... heh... in heat?" He chuckled approaching slowly, before grabbing Bakura by the sheet and tossing him on the bed. "Prepare for arousal!" he cackled, beginning something Ryou calmly turned around for.

Angry sex.

Angry passion...the kind of sex MOST couples only dream of....and those two were....

Ryou shuddered. "On master Marik's bed..." he whimpered shaking his head as things over yonder, began escalating. "Gods I wish I could grant my own wishes....I'd wish for master Marik...."

Behind poor Ryou, Bakura was screaming hysterically and pitching the biggest fuss Ryou had ever heard, then shrieked loudly, "THAT HURTS YOU SON OF A... oh godsssss... What the... FUCK!?!"

Ryou whined, and tried to cover his ears or drown out the sounds of those two back there fussing, then moaning.

Malik snickered, finding Bakura's sweet G-Spot. "Heh, You're having fun, admit it!"

Bakura groaned and screamed, thrashing. "Malik!!! Ahhh... Damn you... I'll... fuckin... KILL YOU!! GODS!!!"

Malik laughed rubbing that spot over and over, turning up the vibration. "Stop thrashing around, you're only making it harder on yourself!"

"Gods... Fuck you, Malik! I, AAH!! I can't help it!" Bakura screamed back, writhing and panting. "When... when I get that bottle... I'll put you through SO much more!!!"

Malik snickered and kissed Bakura's navel. "Don’t be such a bitch." He cooed. "You're too sexy for that. Besides, admit it, you're having fun!" He teased, turning up the vibrations once more, teasing Bakura in the worst ways. "Admit it!"

Bakura's answer was a back arching scream, clutching the sheets beneath her and throwing her head back. "GOD DAMN NO GOOD MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!"

"My what language!" Malik teased laughing, pulling the vibrator away slightly. "Now either you truce with me, or I start trying to get you pregnant." He warned.

Bakura groaned and squirmed, then bolted upright. "WHAT?!" she shrieked, staring at Malik and completely forgetting about her humiliating female nudity. "You bastard! You wouldn't DARE!!!"

Malik smirked. "Wouldn't I?" he challenged. "How sure are you?"

Bakura's eyes widened, but then narrowed and she crossed her arms and stared at Malik with a half pout and half glare.

"Truce?" Malik offered, smiling. "Because if not, I could get used to being seme...."

Bakura's eyes widened, then narrowed and a look of anger crossed her face and she suddenly lashed out, kicking Malik in the groin... HARD. "YOU COCK SUCKING FUCKTARD!!!" She screamed.

Malik yelped in pain and growled, grabbing Bakura's breasts and squeezing HARD. "YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

Bakura shrieked, slapped him across the face, then pounced, pummeling Malik in the stomach. "I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU, YOU PERVERT!!!"

Malik growled and pinned Bakura to the floor, punching him harshly in the stomach. Despite Bakura's previous strength... as a female, he lacked it.

"Fuck off. Prepare for impregnation!" He howled furiously.

Bakura groaned and clutched her stomach, then glared up and Malik, and spat in his face. "You bastard!!! Get off of me!!!"

"Nope." Malik growled back at Bakura, breaking out the vibrator once more. "Take this you snarling bitch!" he shrieked, beginning the horrible pleasurable torture once more.

Bakura yelped and groaned, writhing and clawing at Malik's shoulders. "Damn you! Damn you!" She screamed over and over again. "I fuckin' hate you! I'll get you for this! Ohhh..."

Malik cackled amusedly, once again enjoying tormenting Bakura. "Yeah yeah, one day." he chuckled. "Ryou, I wish he can’t ever get even with me for this!"

Ryou shivered. "Yes master..." he said softly, waving his hands, giving Bakura a heart stopping orgasm, the likes of which he'd NEVER be able to re-create in Malik.

Bakura arched up off of the floor and screamed, digging her finger nails into Malik's shoulders, leaving bruises behind, before collapsing back onto the floor and groaning, her sweaty body flushed and shaking.

"Now I KNOW you enjoyed that." Malik cooed, kissing Bakura's cheek. "C'mon now, let’s stop fighting before Marik gets home..." he added chuckling, knowing Bakura was far too weak to be dangerous now, still enjoying certain aftermaths...
Bakura opened her eyes and glared up at Malik. And then, to Malik's shock, burst into tears. "I HATE YOU!!!" She screamed, and ran from the basement.

Malik blinked. "Ugh....women." he mumbled. "I wish he was back to normal..." he added wrinkling his nose.

Ryou looked up after Bakura worriedly, before waving his hands, changing the crying female back to normal.

"FUCK YOU, MALIK!!!" Bakura roared from upstairs, and after some commotion, a door slammed

Malik sighed, pocketing Ryou's bottle and hurrying upstairs after Bakura. "Bakura c'mon I'm sorry...." he called from outside his bedroom door. "C'mon...forgive me?"

There was no answer, but a moment later an engine roared to life outside, and Malik watched as an electric blue lamborghini pulled out of the driveway.

"I wish Bakura was back in the house." Malik grumbled. Ryou sighed and granted the wish. "Bakura...I'm sorry." Malik said quickly, to his confused lover. "I really mean it..." he offered Bakura the bottle as well. "And if you want to get back at me...then...I'll take it...." he said offering Bakura a truly apologetic look.

Bakura blinked, looking around, then glared at Malik. "Fuck. You." He growled in a shaking voice, smacking the bottle out of Malik's hand and to the floor. "You had no RIGHT!!!" And he raised his hand and brought it across Malik's face.

Malik, however, took it, and nodded. "I'm sorry..." he said once more, looking down. "Bakura... I'm really sorry..."

Bakura growled and seiezed Malik's collar, slamming the boy up against the wall and literally lifting him right up off of the floor. "You had me turned into a girl, and you VIOLATED me against my WILL!! You fuckin RAPED me you little shit!!!"

Malik nodded giving Bakura a heartbroken look. "I'm sorry Bakura..." he said softly. What else could he say? He HAD been a major ass...

Bakura growled and let Malik go, then backed away. "Have fun with your fuckin' genie..." He hissed. "And pray that bringing me here like that didn't get my car wrecked..." And he headed for the front door again.

Ryou however whimpered. "Bakura please!" he pleaded softly. "Please...don’t go..." he sniffled. "It's my fault....I...I bring out the worst in people..." he said, shaking his head. In one day he'd broken up lovers, best friends. "Please forgive him...please...if I weren't here....none of this would have happened!"

Malik sniffled softly as well, slumping down the wall and burying his face in his knees.

Bakura eyed Ryou. "It's not your fault. HE made the wish... he should have remembered that old phrase... be careful what you wish for... He made the wish, and he did the deeds that followed. HE has to live with it." And Bakura left the house.

Malik sobbed silently for a long time, before slowly raising his head and glaring at Ryou. "Stupid fucking genie, if he'd never brought you home, this never would have happened!" He howled in fury. "I wish you were gone! I wish I'd never done those things to him!" He howled.

Ryou's eyes widened, and he shook his head, beginning to glow. "No..." he said shaking his head, tears welling in his eyes. "I... please don’t make me! I want master Marik!"

In a flash, the wishes were granted, and the small bottle, genie and all were gone... appearing in a dumpster, outside a local college.

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