A New Story

chatper 7

At Seto's....

'But brother, I dont want to go to school today. I want to help take care of Joey.'

'NO, you need to go to school. Besides your going to your friends house after school, whats his
name.'

'Suichi.'

'Whatever, just go to school. I'll see you tommorrow.'

'Fine...'

Mokuba hopped in the limo and left just as another car pulled up.

'Oh, konichiwa Dr. Motu.'

'Konichiwa, Mr. Kaiba. And where is he?'

'In my room.'

'Thank you,um...are you sure about the tests you want me to run?'

'Trust me, you need to run these tests.'

'Well if your sure....'

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5 Hours later....

'I dont believe it. How is this possible?'

'How is what possible?'

'How are you preganat?'

'DAMN IT, Im gonna kill Anzu.'

'Calim down Joey, you really dont need to be geting worked up right now.'

'Whatever.'

'Im still waiting for an answer of how this is possible.'

'Gomen ne, Dr. Motu but I cant tell you. Besides you wouldnt believe me if I did.'

'Try me.'

'Ok, would you believe that a girl put a spell on me that made me get preganat?'

'No...'

'Then would you believe the government did an experiment on me...'

'Now that I can believe.'

'Ok then thats what happened.'

'If you say so. Mr. Kiaba, Mr. Wheeler, Im sorry but I must run.'

The doctor left.

'So how are we going to tell the others about this.'

'I think I know how.'

'Joey, what are you planing?'

'You'll see. excuse me but I have calls to make.'

Joey left the room humming.
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Half an hour later.....

DING DONG DING DONG

'Their here. I hope your right about this, Joey.'

'Me too.'

Joey opened the door.

'Hey Malik, Marik.'

'Hey Joey. Are we the frist to get here?'

'No, Otogi and Honda were here twenty minutes ago.'

'Oh, ok. Do you have any food?'

'Marik, you just ate.'

'I didnt know you were a food?'

'MARIK!!!!!!!'

Joey went to shut the door when Yugi jumped though,'Hi Joey.'

'Oh hey Yug, wheres Yami?'

'Trying to keep Ryou from killing Bakura.'

'Oh, What happened with them.'

'Well, we all rode together and aparently Bakura let slip that Ryou liked to be tied up during
sex.'

'Ok didnt need to know that, thanks Yugi.'

'Gomen ne, but you asked.Oh there they are.'

'Good, now every one in the living room, please.'

Every one went to the living room to find Otogi with his tounge shoved down Honda's throut.
Malik sat on Mariks lap while Yugi and Yami sat holding each other, Ryou sat on one side of
the room away from Bakura. Seto was about to ask why they were siting on opposit sides of
the room when Joey said,' Ya dont want to know why, love.'

'Huh, if you say so.'

'So what are you all doing here.'

'Well Seto and I thought you guys would like to play truth or dare.'

'You called us other here for a game?'

'Uhhh, yeah.'

'Ok, whatever.'

'So who goes first?'

'I will. Yugi truth or dare.'

'Umm..... truth.'

'Does Yami give good head?'

'Malik, I dont think thats any of your bussiness.'

'It dont matter, you have to asnwer.'

Yugi went bright pink and mummbled somthing that was incoharent.

'What?'

'I said yes.'

'Ok, Yug your turn.'

'K, Seto, truth or dare.'

'Dare.'

'Ha, I dare you to kiss Ryou.'

Joey, Seto, Ryou, and Bakura all screamed,' WHAT!!!!!!' at the same time.

'Gomen but if I have to talk about my sex life, someones paying for it.'

'Fine...'

Seto leaned in and kissed Ryou.

'I dont think that should count it was only a peck.'

Seto glared his famous icy glare at Marik.' Shut up if you know whats good for you.'

'Just take your turn,Prist.'

'Joey, truth or dare.'

Joey took a deep breath,' truth...'

'Are you preganat?'

'Yes.'

All but Yugi and Yami eyes went wide.

'You've got to be joking.'

'No,Malik Im not joking. I really am preganat.'

'How!!!'

'Well...' Joey told the whole sick, sad story.

'Hang on, what were you doing with a book like that in the first place,Yami.'

'It was origanally Prist Seth's.'

'Okay, Seto what were you doing with a book like that?'

'Im not sure but I think I used it to help the Queen bare a royal air.'

By this time Ryou and Bakura had made up,Otogi was still goin' at it with Honda, and Yugi
had disapreared. As everyone bombarded Seto with questions, Joey walked out side to see Yugi
siting and staring at the stars.

'Penny for your thoughts.'

'Oh, Joey.What are you doing out here?'

'Looking for you. Whats wrong?'

'Nothing,....well......nevermind.'

'Come on, Yug,we've known eath other for along time, whats wrong.'

'Its just right now I think your the lukiest guy on Earth.'

'Hows that. Im a freak. Im the frist and only guy to ever get preganat.'

'Yeah but you get somthing thats alittle of you and alittle of the guy you love. I'd kill if I could
give Yami a kid.'

'Wow. Well why dont you ask him to do the spell on you.'

'I already did, he said it was too risky.'

'Oh, Gomen, man. I dont knwo what to say.'

'Its ok. Lets just go back inside, I think the others are harassing Seto.'

'Ok.'

When they got back in the room, Seto looked like his head was going to explode.

'Uhh, whats going on?'

'Make them stop, please.'Seto was practly beging on all fours.

'Bakura, Im warning you now, if you dont stop being so rude, you'll sleep on the couch for a month.'

'You wouldnt dare...'

'Wanna bet.' Ryou crossed his arms and walked out with a very upset Bakura tailing him.

'I guess thats our cue,Yami are you ready to go?'

'Yeah... bye every one.'
'Bye.'

'Can we go too, Im horny.'

'I guess... is it ok with you guys if we leave?'

'Fine with us. we'll see you at school tommorrow,Malik.'

'Bye.'

'Maybe we should go too,Honda.'

'Wait, what happened to Anzu?'

'Oh,umm you really want toknow,Joey?'

'Yeah.'

'Well Yami put a binding spell on her.'

'What does that mean.'

'It means that she has to ask me or Otogi before even blinking.'

'Oh so its like an invisable leash?'

'Yep.'

'Good, keep the bitch on a very short leash.'

'Sure, any ways I think we should go.Bye'

'Bye.'

When the room was all emty except Seto and Joey,'How are we going to tell Mokie?'

'He's your brother, you tell him.'

'Are you afraid of Mokuba?'

'No....alittle. I dont want him to think Im some weird alian or somthing.'

'Mokua loves you, he wont think anything bad about you.'

'I hope your right.'

'Arint I always right?'

'No.'

'Yes I am. Now lets go to bed.'

'Are you horny or somthing?'

'Oh, Im very horny.'

'Good enough reason for me.'

'Wait, is it safe to do that?'

'Very safe.' With that Seto picked Joey up bridle style and carried him up stairs.
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The next day.....

'Hi, Im home.'

'Mokie, could you come in here, please.'

'Did I do somthing wrong?'

'No, Joey and I have to tell you somthing.'

'What?'

Seto took a very deepbreath,
'Joeyspreganatandyourgointobenunkle.'

Mokubas eyes got big just like everyone elses did.

'How.'

'In short, Anuz put a spell on him.'

'Oh, ok then.'

'Thats it? Your not weirded out or anything.'

'No.'

Seto and Joey both smiled.