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The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!

By: Whytney
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Rating: Adult +
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Chapter 7: Meet the Family

The New Girl
Sakura: Once Again! I cannot place an arguement in fear of getting this taken down and my account deleted.

Phantom: Please… for the love of Ra and all things holy… DO get your account taken down! And for the record, it's "argument" -__- sheesh, get a fucking dictionary already.

Lori: and while you're at it, look up "life." something you'll never have.

Chapter 7 - Meet the Family

Where am I? Sakura moaned as she sat up. This isn't my room. This isn't the alley! Oh my Ra! Where's Ryou? Sakura tried to get out of bed but felt strong arms push her back down.

"Let me go! I need to find Ryou!"

"Calm down Kodasawa. Ryou Bakura went back home," Seto gazed at her in awe. After nearly dying, this girl still has fight. Amazing.

"Where's-where's Cala and Caru?"

Lori: but of course, Seto finds her "amazing." Pffft...

Ryou: So she stutters now?

Phantom: Omg! It's a miracle! A Mary-Sue with a disability! WHOO! *cracks open alcoholic beverage*

"Right here! Thank the Gods you're ok!" Cala pulled Sakura into a gentle but happy hug.

Phantom: *gags*

Lori: *pukes*

"How'd I get here? Last thing I remember is Aroga-Aroga! Where is he?! I have to-"

Aroga: Hey, it's Aroga. JUST Aroga. Don't repeat my name twice, bitch! *shakes fist and lights a smoke*

"You have to rest. Doctors orders. Now calm down or you'll make that wound of yours bleed," Seto smirked, "You know Kodasawa. You've got spunk."

Jou: Fill me in, here?

Kaiba: Literally or figuratively?

Jou: Either ^_~ *attacks*

Malik: e_e … Will someone explain what "you've got spunk" actually
means?

Phantom: It's rather cheesy, now that I think of it -.-

Lori: It's just...gay.

"Thanks," Sakura blushed but she didn't know why. Why am I blushing. I don't like the guy. Sakura gazed around the room. "Shouldn't I be in the hospital?" Sakura asked noticing her wound.

Mai: You don't have to "like" someone to get embarrassed, you numbskull.

Lori: and that's "Where am I?" "?", not "."

"Yes," Cala glared at Seto who just sent the glare back.

"Yes, but my doctors are much more qualified. Besides, don't want to attract attention do you?" I don't want Aroga to hurt you. Seto thought and blushed lightly. Luckily no one noticed.

Phantom: Oh God, here it comes… *barfs*

"Seto! Is she awake?!" a boy with long black hair asked as he jumped up onto the bed.

"Yes Mokie. She's ok. Just needs rest which she is not doing!" it was Seto's turn to glare at Sakura.

Mokuba: *gaaaaaaaags* WTF?!

Kaiba: In no way would I EVER call my little brother "Mokie". Tch.

Phantom: That’s almost like calling Bakura “Bakie” or… Kaiba “Kaibie” XD

Bakura + Kaiba: >.>

"You need rest!" Mokuba was trying to act like Seto.

"That's my brother Mokuba," Seto couldn't help but smirk.

Kaiba: *eye roll* *punches evil OOC clone in the face smashing all teeth down throat*

"Hey Mokuba, tryin to act like Seto," Sakura surpressed a gigle.

Jou: That would be "suppressed" and "giggle".

Lori: Mmm....you're so smart....*molests Jou*

"Hey! I'm my own person!" Mokuba said standing up at full height on thebed.

"Okay. I get the point." Sakura laughed than groaned in pain. Ow. Not to self. Do not laugh hard when injured. Sakura smiled and looked around.

Phantom: NOT to self? NOT TO SELF?! That makes no frickin' sense. It's note, you idiot.

"You ok?" Mokuba asked landing on his kees.

Otogi: Eh? "kees" I think she meant "knees" -__-

"I'm fine," Sakura said to reasure the younger Kaiba.

Mai: "Reassure", that is.

"Hi. How does the paitent feel?" a young girl with short brown hair
asked.

Yami: “Patient” not “paitent”.

Malik: Where the hell did you come from? We’ve been talking all through this and you haven’t said shit.

Yami: Just keeping a low profile… <.< >.>

Phantom: Say… where’s Yuugi…? o.O O.o

"This is Kari. My sister. She's older than Mokuba."

"NOT BY MUCH!" Mokuba said in a huff.

I never knew Seto had siblings. "Nice to meet you," Sakura smiled.

Kaiba: Neither did I o_O

Phantom: As in Kari from Digimon? Whoo hoo! She's cute! ^_^

Lori: Yesh! *huggles young Kari, then molests the older version*

"Mokuba kinda had sugar. Sorry 'bout that," Kari held out her hand to shake Sakura's when Sakura noticed that she hat a golden bracelet.

"Is that a -"

"Millennium item. Yes. My yamis visting the shadow realm at the moment. I see you have the ever so fateful Millennium Cross Bow she hasn't stopped talking about in like forever," Kari handed Sakura the item.

Phantom: Oh my GOD! QUIT IT with the sugar BS and the CRUSTY Millennium Items, already! They've all been used! Millennium Bracelet, Millennium Tiara, Millennium Anklet – you name it, it's been done! And nobody cares who the "owner of the mysterious 8th Millennium Item" is, anymore!

Isis: Millennium Items aren't just tacky things that you win from a game machine. They aren't to be taken for granted and thrown out to random people either… besides, there are only seven…

Lori: *points* What they said...

"Yes." Cala said. She hadn't talked in a while.

"Glad to meet you. Do you have a second yami?" Kari asked.

"Yes, why?"

"She's into the sugar. She's crazier than Mokuba!" Kari sighed and sat down to the bed pulling Mokuba into her lap.

Phantom: Ok, so this sugar-obsessed yami's hikari is like lying on her death bed and all she gives a damn about is SUGAR?! Give me a break. Seriously. *takes a shot of white Galliano* Ahh… soothes the pain…

"Yeah," Sakura sighed. Caru. Get back into the arrow!

Fine! Fine! Wait! Can't I just come in there! HEY! YOU'RE AWAKE!

Yeah. So get in here.

Caru came in two minutes later and seemed to have calmed down.

"Mokuba I challenge you to a game of Phantasy Star Online later! (A/N It's a game for the game cube and it's really fun!)

Ryou: Wouldn’t you usually just put a * up at the end of the name and tell the readers about it at the end of the fic, rather than putting it IN the fic? -_-

"Okay Caru! You're on. Seto can they stay for awhile? Please?" Mokuba did the puppy dog eyes.

Should I? I hate those eyes! "Fine." Seto smirked, "That way I can challenge Kodasawa to a duel when she's better."

"Could I use the phone. I need to call my youbo."

"You have a-" Kari asked but Sakura interupted.

Bakura: That's "interrupted" with two r's.

"Yeah. My kaasan was a drunk."

"Oh. Sorry for intruding," Kari looked down at the blanket.

Phantom: Again with the sob stories…Hell, there are so many things I could say right now…

Lori: *has a gagging fit*

"It's ok. It's great to be here. I kinda thought it was going to be a bore." Sakura sighed, Yeah. Real bore. I almost got my friends killed and ended up bed riddin!

"Sakura I didn't know you were awake?" Yugi walked in followed by Yami.

Malik: Err, that's not supposed to be a question O.o

"Aibou! Get back to bed!" Yami shouted.

Yami: Since when I was a controlling bastard?

Phantom: It seems to me that the authoress has swapped Yami and Kaiba around… what an egg. Life just doesn’t work like that, ok! Nice (ugly) guys, finish last. Feh.

Kaiba: And in this case it’s me -_- *once again stabs evil clone*

"You worry too much." Yugi sat on Sakura's bed.

"Too many people in here. Kari, Mokuba, let's leave the geeks and Sakura alone, now."

Kaiba: "geeks"? More like "fuckwits", "retards", "irritating twits" or "complete wastes of skin".

Phantom: XD That's more like it.

Lori: And Sakura fits into the category of "retarded, stuck up, snobby showoff that's so pathetic, she sticks her self in an online fic and tweaks her character until she's absolutely perfect."

Phantom: *tweaks Lori’s boobies* o.O

"Awe! But Seto!"

"Now Mokuba!" the Kaiba siblings left Yugi and Yami alone with Sakura, Caru and Cala.

"I'm going back into the item."

Why Cala?

I need some sleep. Cala disapeared.

Mai: “Disappeared” hon. You almost had it.

"I'm going to go and play with Mokuba. See ya later Sakura. I'll be in the item later" Caru ran out of the room.

Phantom: Going to "play" with Mokuba? Is she some kind of pedophile or is she just a really juvenile 3000 year old spirit?

I need some sleep Yugi. I've been up all night.

Okay. Have a nice sleep.

Malik: Who the hell, might I ask, was supposed to be talking just then?

Phantom: I’m guessing Yami to Yuugi, but still, there was no way of knowing. -_-

The yamis left Sakura and Yugi alone. Seto walked back in.

"I thought you left?" Sakura smirked.

"I did. But wanted to come back. We need to talk about why Aroga needs the items. Or should I say you and Motou here."

Kaiba: Ugh, like I care. Like I’d even have her in my house. Like I’d even TOLERATE this little whore! *decides to go make a computer game consisting of as many ways to murder Sakura as possible*

Should I tell him? I guess I'll have to. Sakura opened her mouth to speak but found her words mute. It hurt so much to remember. "It...when I first got the item he came to me. He promised me that I could be his queen when he took over the world. I refused and he took my father away. He came back a few weeks later and tried to-to..." Sakura felt tears
fall from her face, "He tried to do to me what he did in the alley this time. I fought back. Cala and Caru stopped him once before but it seems he has become stronger. I-I don't know what to do anymore! I can't run and I can't hide. I," Sakura regained her composure which Seto Kaiba found very dignafied. "I can't beat his power. I need your help."

Marik: Sob stories…*gasps for breath* are… suffocating… me…

Lori: *plugs Marik's nose and blows into his mouth* Mmm....Marik tongue...heehee

Phantom: >.> *mutters plot of Lori’s demise under breath*

"I'll gladly help. So will Yami."

"I..." Should I? I don't know.

**~***~**

Phantom: I don't know either; what the hell? o_O Stupid place to end a chapter, yet again.

Lori: Very stupid...and Jade, you are officially my favorite reviewer! ^___^ you get lemon cookies!

Phantom: Yeah, you is nice! ^0^ and so are the rest of you, who aren’t flamers, of course! Then again, I really don’t give a shit. As long as it’s *constructive* criticism, then, feh, go for it! Anyways, over and out, fellow peoples!

Malik: *goes running past naked followed by Jou, Ryou and others*

Lori + Phantom: o.o *strip off and follow* WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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