A Series of One Shots

ARE YOU HIRING?

“You’ve been coming over here with the same excuse every day.” Seto didn’t bother looking up from his computer. He already knew who was standing at the door of his office.

The same person who’d been coming at the same time every day. Saying the same thing, waiting the same amount of time, before leaving…at the same time.

Bakura.

And he was really starting to piss Seto off.

“So?” Bakura yawned, flopping down on the large leather sofa that lined the large office of the CEO.

“What is it?” Seto sighed, trying to keep the irritation from his voice. He was busy, he didn’t have time for this.

Bakura shrugged, flipping through a magazine. “I told you already, I want a job.” He flung the magazine on the floor, picking up the next that would hold his interest for a few minutes before moving on to another.

“And I told you, I’m not hiring.” Seto grumbled, watching as his hardwood floors slowly started to disappear under a pile of business magazines.

“And I told you, I’ll keep coming here until you are.” Bakura retorted, sighing as he tossed the last Business Monthly down.

Seto scoffed, clicking his laptop shut, “I wouldn’t hire you even if I was looking to hire.”

Bakura mocked shock and disappointment, quickly sitting up to stare at Seto. “What?!”

Seto rolled his eyes, sighing, he didn’t have time for this.

“The only thing you know about my company is a mediocre knowledge of Duel Monsters which is only a fraction of our revenue and scope. Even if Yami came in here I wouldn’t hire him.” Seto explained, beginning to pick up the scattered magazines.

“Yeah…but…you hate Yami.”

Seto paused a moment to consider, “Well, yes.”

Seto piled the magazines up on the table next to Bakura, noticing how uncomfortably close the thief king was being.

“Well, you don’t hate me, do you?” Bakura smirked, leaning up closer to Seto.

Seto pulled back, clearing his throat, “I have no opinion about you. You just annoy me.” He said, standing up.

Bakura looked up at him, giggling in a slightly maniacal way, Seto noted.

“Seto. Can I ask you a question?” He asked, lying back down. Seto cringed as two shoe clad feet descended on the fine upholstery.

“What?”

“What do you look for in a good fuck?”

Seto stiffly sat down in his chair, opening his laptop back up.

“Excuse me?” He sighed, pretending to not have heard the question. He could feel Bakura was watching him, sinking down to hide his face behind his computer more.

“A good fuck. What are your qualifications. I’m sure they’re extremely high if not impossible to reach.” He scoffed, “If your living conditions are anything to go by.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Seto huffed.

Bakura shrugged, “You’re too neat. I’m guessing when you fuck you are too. Probably real methodical.” Bakura carried on, not noticing Seto’s face slowly turning into more than annoyance. The thief dipped in his pocket, shoving candy in his mouth and chomping loudly. Something else to add to Seto’s current annoyances.

“Hey!” Bakura laughed, leaning up to see over Seto’s computer, “Do you put plastic down?” He giggled, shoving more candy in with a dopey grin.

Seto chose to ignore Bakura’s lewd comments, wondering if calling security would be too over the top.

Bakura seemed unphased by Seto’s unresponsiveness, deciding to continue on.

“Yeah, me. I like a good sloppy fuck. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the carefully planned and teasing and all that shit are nice too sometimes. But, I mean come on. It’s sex. ‘ all sweaty and wet and cummy and shit. I like it hard and rough, you know? Well, no, you probably don’t. Hell, I’ll even take bottom.” Bakura sighed appreciatively, “Nothing like a hard cock in you to get the juices flowin’.”

Seto could feel his face begin to heat up as he tried to concentrate on his computer and not on Bakura’s sex preferences.

“And you know,” Bakura continued, shoving more candy in, “I think bondage really helps.”

Seto sighed, trying desperately to block those images out.

“I mean, I know it’s not for everyone. The leather is definitely uncomfortable but they got some crazy shit you can do out there! And Seto, you’re missing out if you don’t try it just once. Just once. I’m not saying you got put the gimp costume on and go around on a leash. That shits a little too out there for even me. But slap on a pair of handcuffs and a cock ring and you’ll never go back.”

“Bakura.” Seto held his hand up, stopping the thief from continuing.

“Huh?”

“Stop there. I don’t need to hear anymore about your sex life.”

Bakura frowned, shoving the last of the candy in his mouth. He rolled it around in his mouth, still contemplating Seto’s words.

“What? You don’t have sex?”

Seto was tired of sighing but he did again. “I just don’t need to hear about yours. Some of us have lives to lead, not just sex drives.”

“When’s the last time you had sex?” Seto stiffened for a moment before continuing to type.

“None of your business.”

Bakura sat up, grinning lewdly, “One month? Two? Three?” Bakura continued to count upwards, watching Seto’s face for a reaction.

He roared with laughter when he reached the right number, “A year? A whole year? Jesus Christ! What are you, some kind of a saint?”

“I told you it’s none of your damn business! Now look, I told you we aren’t hiring so will you leave now?” He asked in irritation.

Bakura looked at the clock before flopping back down again, beginning to unwrap a candy bar from his other pocket, Seto groaned the loud crinkling noises grinding into his ear canals.

“I still got 10 minutes.”

Seto ignored him, the silence filled only with Seto’s clanking of keys and Bakura’s loud chomping.

“We should fuck sometime.” Bakura said, matter-of-factly.

“What?!” Seto choked.

He nodded, “Yeah, I’ll come over tonight. Today’s Thursday so Mokuba’s at magic camp right?”

“It’s not magic camp, it’s practice at school for the math—wait a second, no! No I’m not going to have sex with you.” Seto flustered.

“So, is there a guard I have to talk to get in or is it just one of those little intercom thingies?” Bakura continued on.

“Bakura! Listen to me! You come over and I’ll have you kicked off the property right away.” Seto warned.

“Ah crap!” Bakura jumped up, grabbing his candy wrappers and shoving them in the trash, both missing their destination, Seto irritatingly noticed.

“I gotta go. Damn those 10 minutes went fast.”

“Bakura. I mean it! If you come—“

Bakura dismissed Seto with a wave, flinging the door open, “Yeah, yeah, I’ll be over by 8!” He said, slamming the door shut behind him.

Seto sat dumbfounded.

- -

7:48

Seto was nervously pacing in the foyer.

“Surely, he won’t come. He was just kidding. He’s not…he’s won’t…fuck.”

He was getting flustered.

He peeked through the window, squinting through the dark. No sign yet.

8:07

Seto was starting to feel better. Bakura had always been on time to annoy him at work so what were the chances he’d come now?

He’d wait here a few more minutes and then go upstairs and get some much needed work done.

He wasn’t even sure what to think about Bakura’s ludicrous suggestion. At first he’d been shocked but then when he thought about it, he did kind of need it. But God, Bakura? Who knows how many diseases he’d walk away with? No, it was much better like this. He contented, making his wait up the stairwell.

He made his way to his bedroom, loosening his tie with a sigh of relief.

“Damn, what have you been doing?” Seto clutched his heart,whirling around.

“Bakura! God, you scared the shit out of me! How the hell did you get in here?” Seto yelled, his heart still racing.

“Duh. The window.” Bakura shook his head, sprawled out on Seto’s bed. He sat up, rifling through a bag of things he’d brought.

“So, tell me. Last time you had sex, were you top or bottom?” He asked, pulling out items that made Seto quite uneasy.

“Uh…what?”

“Top…or bottom?” Bakura repeated, pulling out some scarves and a calculator.

“A calculator?? What the hell are you going to do with that?” This was making him very very nervous. And he suddenly felt very uninformed on sex toys.

Bakura smirked, “Nothing. I just borrowed Ryou’s school bag.”

Seto sighed in relief, he’d never been afraid of such a simple object.

“Jeez, would you relax?” Bakura laughed, dumping the rest of the contents on the bed.

“So, then that rope was for some school project too then huh?” Seto nervously chuckled.

“Oh, no. We’re using that.” Bakura nodded matter-of-factly.

Seto swallowed hard.

“So,” Bakura rubbed his hands together, “if you don’t mind. I’d like to be bottom. That’ll be easier on you. I don’t want to spend all night, finger fucking you, stretching you, scissoring, yada yada.”

Seto’s face began to heat up as he thought about those things being done. Watching with wide eyes as Bakura began to pull his pants down.

“Wa-wait wait wait…” Seto held his hands out, “Wait.” He sighed.

“I never agreed to this.”

Bakura scoffed, “Oh come on, will you get over yourself already? How many people have offered to fuck you in the last year?”

“Well, I—“

“Exactly, so just strip and fuck me. It’s as easy as that.” Bakura threw his pants to the side, making Seto blush as he saw what was underneath…nothing.

He was still uncomfortable with this situation but he couldn’t deny the tightening of his pants. Sex was really starting to sound good. Even if it was with Bakura…and rope…and calculators.

Bakura flopped down on the bed, spreading his legs wide, arms under his head.

“Now, I’ve been thinking about this,” He started as he started to rub at himself. Seto’s face turning bright red. Had he no decency?

“I’m going to hold off on all…well most of the bondage tonight since it’s been so long. But,” He held up a finger, making a face as he rubbed himself a particularly good way. “I want you to do one teensy, tiny thing to me.”

Seto shifted unpleasantly, his pants were really starting to get uncomfortable now. Especially since Bakura was really going to town with his cock. And it looked to be enjoying the attention.

“What do you want me to do?” Seto asked, licking his lips.

“Choke me.” Bakura smirked.

“Huh?” Seto asked in confusion, hesitantly unzipping his pants for some relief.

“Yeah, it’ll be easy. I’ll coach you through it. Just when you’re fucking me, put a rope around me and pull until I cum.” Bakura stated as if it was the weather report.

“Choke you? But what if you die?”

“I won’t die. I’ll be screaming your name for making me cum so hard my eyes pop out.”

Seto blushed, “I don’t think I’ll be that good.”

“You know for running your own corporation and being known as a big douche you sure are timid when it comes to sex.”

Seto shrugged, wanting very much to touch himself as he watched Bakura’s cock begin to leak precum from his steady strokes.

“Now take your clothes off and fuck me already.”

Seto nodded, pulling his pants off and gently placing them to the side. He hesitantly stepped to the bed, slowly crawling on top of Bakura. He cleared his throat, avoiding Bakura’s stare.

“Well?”

“Oh, um…okay.” Seto nodded, grabbing himself to line up with Bakura’s ass.

“Come on, Grandma.” Bakura sighed in impatience.

“Okay, okay!”

He pushed in quickly, crying out from the feeling. He trembled, his arms shaking as he tried to not fall on Bakura. The thief grunted in approval, wrapping his hands around the columns of the headboard.

“Sh-shit…It’s…its really tight.” Seto moaned, forgetting how intense of a feeling it was to be buried deep inside someone.

“Damn you feel good.” Bakura hissed, throwing his head back as Seto started thrusting in, experimentally.

Seto grunted in approval. What was he thinking going this long? He should have found someone…anyone. No one should go without this. He was afraid he wouldn’t last long since it’d been so long. He could already feel his stomach tightening in anticipation. He started stroking Bakura clumsily, feeling how hot and pulsating he felt beneath his fingers.

“Al-already?” Bakura asked.

“I-I don’t know how long.” He managed, shoving himself deep inside with a long moan.

“Grab that rope and wrap around my neck once.”

“Are-are you sure that’s a—a good idea?” Seto panted.

Bakura nodded, “Aww…fuck…hurry.”

Seto grabbed the rope and wrapped it around the thief’s neck loosely, not really wanting to strangle him while they were having sex.

“Tighter,” Bakura hissed, bucking into Seto’s thrusts.

Seto pulled the rope until it was taut around that pale throat, but didn’t put any pressure on it. He didn’t think this was a good idea. What if Bakura passed out in the middle of it?

“Ahh, tighter you bastard!” Bakura gasped as Seto accidentally hit his prostate. “Pull it as tight as you can. I don’t want to be able to breathe.”

“Well I don’t want to kill you!” Seto hissed back. It was difficult trying to argue and keep his rhythm at the same time.

“It’s okay,” Bakura said, wrapping his legs around Seto’s waist and urging him to thrust deeper. “Just slowly tighten it until you can’t anymore. And don’t you dare let it loose until after I cum.”

Seto was about to refuse again, but Bakura dug his ankles into his back and gripped his wrist. “Stop being a pussy and do it!”

Seto did it. If only to shut him up, he pulled the rope tight, watching as the fibers grated against each other and that pale skin, raising red marks around the edges. Bakura’s eyes widened and then fluttered shut, arching his back a little, like he was taunting Seto to strangle him.

Seto pulled it a little tighter, wrapping the ends around his fists and pressing them to the mattress on either side of Bakura’s head.

“Like that?” Seto asked nervously, speeding up his thrusts as he watched Bakura’s eyelids flutter and his mouth gasp for the oxygen it wouldn’t get. He felt a little sadistic thrill race up his spine at the sight of that irritable, annoying thief like that, maybe he’d finally found a way to shut him up.

Bakura’s head sank back against the pillow his eyes closed and his muscles still. Seto was terrified for a moment that he had killed him, before Bakura’s body tensed and muscles spasmed.

Seto released the rope the second he felt wet cum splash against his stomach. Hearing Bakura gasp for breath as he came hard and long, his whole body shaking. The muscles tightening around his swollen cock were all Seto needed as he desperately pounded into Bakura, aching for release.

It only took a couple more thrusts before Seto was crying out Bakura’s name, clutching onto the bed sheets as he cummed deep inside the thief.

“Fu-fuck!” Was all Seto could manage to say. Feeling his bones had turned to jelly and were definitely incapable of moving.

“You…with the rope…good.” Bakura panted, still trying to catch his breath.

Seto rolled over to lie next to him with a lazy smirk.

Damn. One year was too long.

“So,” Bakura sighed, turning to face the other, “I’ll see you tomorrow then?”

“For this?” Seto asked confusedly.

“The job, Seto! The job!” Bakura reminded.

Seto rolled over with a groan.

AN: Okay, so you all have a very important job to do now. Go answer the new poll that has been posted on my profile @ http://www.fanfiction.net/~nikki7716! It is a big help! I would really like to know what the consensus is.

And! I am FINALLY remembering to put the next 5 one shot requests I have. If you are one of these people and would like to change or cancel your request please message me asap! The numbers in parenthesis are what day they were requested. I have the details of your request written down.

a thief a pharaoh a priest: Pegasus x Seto (3-4)

mydeterioratingsanity: Bakura x Ryou (3-9)

cody_thomas: Yugi x Bakura (3-9)

n.: Joey x Seto (3-10)

maytia_thesorecess: Joey x Seto x Yami x Yugi (3-12)
Also, I apologize to agateflourite for not making Seto uke in the last chapter request. I wrote it really tiny on the paper I have of requests and didn’t see it until today! D:

Review Replies:

bloodysyren: sure! added to the request list :)

cody_thomas: well i want to put a freeze up but no one listens to me lol. i tried it once before and people just kept making requests and i would email them and tell them and they'd just never respond and i was afraid it would turn them off the series. but yeah, its getting overwhelming lol. and i've only updated my request list order until july 24th. and that's 43 requests. D:

kaine: XD when did you make your request? was it after july? i'm afraid i might have missed it on my list if it was before then :)

mystralwind: oh well i can forgive you this one time for your negligence ;D so, i was looking at the request list and i have 6 requests from you coming up lol. these are the ones i have in order. date of request in parenthesis:

14. mystralwind: Seto x Malik (4-28)
20. mystralwind: Marik x Bakura x Malik
22. mystralwind: Marik x Malik
29. mystralwind: Malik x Ryou x Bakura
32. mystralwind: Marik x Malik
38. mystralwind: Malik x Thief King Bakura (7-3)

so...lol...do you still want all of those? if you want, you can change or put which one pairing you want first. your first request is 13th on the list. just let me know!

potionspet: thanks very much!

teania: thank you! i'm glad it was :) thanks for reviewing!