100 Puppies and Dragons

Author's Note: I don't know where I was going with this one. :|

Cold Embrace

Joey frowned and hugged himself, walking over to look out the frost-covered window. "You're awful, Seto." He gasped and shivered as the temperature in the room dropped further, ice creeping across the window and blocking out the view—not that it made much difference, since all he could see was frozen tundra anyway.

Before he could even think to move, he felt the ice demon's arms slide around his waist, pulling him up against the brunet's hard, cold body. He gasped again and bit his bottom lip as he felt the brunet's hands slide down his body. "Oh-!"

"And just how am I awful?" Seto hissed, stroking the tip of his index finger below the hem of the blond's pants. He smirked as the human shuddered against him, sliding his hand further down his pants to dance his chilly fingers over his pelvis.

"Ya won't lemme go-!" Joey gasped as the brunet's freezing embrace tightened and began struggling out of his arms. "Get off me-!" He turned to glare at him and hugged himself again. "Don't touch me!"

Seto frowned and crossed his arms as well. "Joey, your people gave you to me in return for protection. I don't have to let you go. In fact, I could put you in chains and keep you in the dungeon, and I'd be well within my rights to do so."

"Yeah, well, I didn't wanna be your stupid gift!" The blond huffed angrily only to yelp when he felt something cold and slimy on his neck. "Uhn!"

The demon pressed him up against the wall, purring quietly as the human squirmed frantically against him. "You know, your struggles just arouse me more." He licked the blond's neck again. "It makes you taste delicious."

"Get off me ya fuckin' pervert I don't—Nn!"

"I'm sorry," Seto hissed, narrowing his eyes. "I meant literally. You'd be a little chewy and tough, but I'm sure the taste of your flesh will more than make up for it."

Joey stiffened and bit his bottom lip to keep from whimpering. "Ya really wanna eat me-!"

The demon purred. "Of course. And I could make a soup from your leftovers, and—Hey." He frowned when he saw tears running down the blond's cheeks and leaned back. "I was just kidding. I'm sorry." His brows drew together as the human sobbed and covered his face. "Hey, I said I was sorry. I didn't really mean it. What do you—"

"My life is the fuckin' worst!" the blond wailed. "That's the nicest thing anyone's said t' me in years and it's about how good I'd taste if ya ate me!"

Seto blinked. "What sort of monsters did you live with?" He jumped as the human began crying harder and took a step back in confusion. "Um—that is—I mean—" He squeaked in confusion. What did you say to a crying human to make them feel better? "…You're… very pretty?"

Joey sniffed and turned to look up at him. "Is that a statement or a question?"

The demon swallowed thickly. The blond did look very pretty when he looked up at him like that. "…I'm… just going to… go roast a cow or something…"

The human's stomach rumbled loudly.

Seto stared. "…What."

"Uh, musta been somethin' I ate! Heh!" Joey covered his stomach and blushed. "I mean, they did give me a lot of food before they brought me here, and—" His stomach rumbled again.

"…" Seto stared at him a little longer. "…Yes. Well. Hmm. Why not—Okay. Let's just…" He paused, then held his hand out to him.

The blond hiccupped and hesitantly reached out to grab it. "…'m sorry. 'm a terrible gift."

"…Considering that being told you'd be delicious to eat is your nicest compliment, it's probably not your fault," the demon replied, rolling his eyes. "Come on. I'll make something for you to eat."

"I'm not that hungry—" Joey began, frowning, but his stomach rumbled again, quiet loudly.

Seto turned to look at him skeptically. "…Of course you aren't."