Late Night Crisis

~:Late Night Crisis:~
COPYWRITED BY:BE20BE2003 & THE MUCK TRADEMARK CORPERATION
BY: K.L.E.B.KAT

[Currently listening to: 'HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE' *MEDIPLAYER wont tell me -_-]
KlebKat: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!!!
Shardy: *conffuzzled* Oro? Hurt you? o.Ox why?
Erin: She better not leave Seto and Malik hanging *grabs a rope*eb: eb: (|).(|)'; Raow?
Shardy: GIVE US LEMON, DAMNIT!!
Everyone: *chanting* LEMON! LEMON! LEMON! LEMON!
Kleb: o.O Raooowwwwwwwww!? ...Um... just let me say quickly that I hope you figured out that I changed from the Bunny to the Rabbit when Bakura (Ryou for you who like the Japanese names) stated to act OOC. THAT WAS ON PUPOUS FOR THOSE WHO DON"T KNOW THE ANIMALS OF THE YGO! CAST, BUT I'M SURE YOU GOT IT RIGHT AWAY THAT EVIL BAKURA TOOK OVER AFTER YUGI READ THE CARD!! ^_^
Erin: KlebKat owns nothing but: 'Kaybe2003, The Muck TradeMark Corporation, Late Night Dip, Late Night Crisis, How Can You Say You Love Me? story and poem, and...
Kleb: *death glares everyone* DON'T YA'ALL DARE SAY IT!!
Everyone: ^_~ And VERY Bad Spelling.
Kleb: *throughs a temper-tantrum* NOoooooo!! I DON'T!!

*readers note* I'm using the Dubbed names for this fanfic thus Ryou is Bakura and Bakura is Evil/Yami Bakura/Yami B! 'Angel Eater' is by Unintentional Nightmare! Something's will be badly misspelled and lowered case!! You may decied that Kaiba and Co. are OOC; well-- LIVE WITH IT!! THIS IS A FANFICTION AND I CAN HAVE KAIBA AND JOEY DO WHATEVER I WANT THEM TO!! Sorry if this seems a bit odd. Keep a tissue handy... AND PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! Bakura/Hikari: Angel/Bunny Yami/Evil B: Demon/Akeifa/Rabbit. I'm basing the Tomb Robbers Egyptian name on one source that claims she heard that his name was Akeifa (or something like this) 5000 years ago before he got soul sucked into the M. Ring.

*WARNINGWARNING!! LEMONY FREASHNESS AND... well let's just say Kaiba doesn’t wanna!! WARNINGWARNING!!
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~Late Night Crisis~ ACT VI

'OH, SHIT!'
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? I'M BUSY!"
Joey was frozen; he was scared silly and couldn't think of a decent replay to Evil Bakura's question. He threw his arms up defensively. "Oh, now... common man! Nice Rabbit! All I want is an hour with Bakura... o.O... for advice that is..." And Joey continued to babble on. No matter what Joey said, he just felt like he was asking to have sex with Bakura and getting Yami Bakura even more pissed off than he already was.
"Please, Akeifa? I really need to talk to him about what I should do about Yugi and Kai..."
Joey noticed something over Evil Bakura's shoulder. He could see fluffy black, purple, and some yellow in the front...
Joey's jaw droped all the way to the floor. "YUGI?!"
"Um... hi Joey." Yugi waved shyly standing up off the floor. He flushed and clutched his shirt together; feeling embarrassed and naked in front of Joey like this; with the knowledge of what he and Yami B were about to do.
"Ryou's unavailable but I'll be sure to tell him you stopped by! NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!" Evil Bakura barked at Joey; not quiet amused with the interruption or the fact that Joey was gawking at his new found lover...
"IT'S OK JOEY! YOU CAN HAVE KAI--"
*BAM!*
... and slammed the door shut.
Joey stood dumbfounded on the porch as he processed the minute information that he had just gathered from the situation.
"o.0 Yu... gi and....... Evil....... Bakur... a... ?"
Joey turned around and shoved his hand into his mess of golden locks. With his idiotic smile and stupid laughter, Joey ran as fast as he could down the sidewalk to his house.
'Tomb Robber Akeifa and Yugi... makes about as much sense as Pegasus and Tristan!'
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*BAM!*
"BA..." Yugi finished as Yami B slammed the door in Joey's face.
"Yes, merweti?" Akeifa got out before Bakura took over the body again and apologized for his Yami. "Please, Yugi! Don't be upset with Akeifa, he's wanted you something bad for a long time!" The Angels voice dipped down to a whisper, "... I've wanted you something bad for a long time too..."
"You-- you both... want me?" Yugi had lost his voice and didn't know what to say to this now open secret.
"Yugi..." the Rabbit purred, retaking his lost place in the body.
The Hedgehog looked up at him and felt a tingle run through his body as Akeifa touched his face with the tips of his fingers. "Why do you have to look so innocent; like my Hikari?" Akeifa bent down and roughly kissed Yugi. When the kiss was broken, Yugi stared up into Bakura's face again.
"Do you want this, Yugi? Do you want Akeifa and me?"
//'i don't want to have to put up with that bimbo pharaoh!'// Yami Bakura announced through his mind link with the Angel Bunny.
/'you won't have to, love, i know yugi; he'll only be for us.'/
The Rabbit Demon 'humpt' as Bakura gently pushed Yugi down on to the couch and pealed back his shirt; kissing down his neck and collar bone.
Yugi's hands were not idle as his lover worshiped his chest with sweet kisses. Yugi tugged at Bakura's pants as he sat down awkwardly on Yugi's lap.
"A bit anxious, aren't we, Little Yugi?" Akeifa purred and licked a nipple and then breathed on it; causing Yugi to moan softly.
"ba-- bakura..." Yugi panted. Akeifa looked up into the half lidden eyes of his lover. "Wrong one, merweti." the Sprit smirked and ferociously kissed the younger boy.
Yugi bit down lightly on Akeifa's lower lip and immediately the blond winced and drew back slightly; breaking the kiss.
"Ow, Yugi! That hurt!"
"Sorry, Bakura... maybe you shouldn't mind shuffle. That way I'd maybe know how to do... with who..."
"Bakura's sooo submissive and always uke. He likes his koi's to be gentle and passionate with him. But of coarse, I like strong lovers..." Akeifa pinned Yugi to the couch and bent down to suckle Yugi's nipple and play with the other; twisting one and biting the other it till they pulsed with a small current of numbing pain.
Yugi, who had been watching the Rabbit play with his chest, bent his head back, eyes wide and, in a small scream, gasped his pain.
/'akeifa! stop it! you're hurting him!'/
//'you never complained when i did it to you.'//
/'that's because i knew you would hurt me more; and i'm used to pain'/
//'and did eve ever once wanted me to stop?'//
Bakura didn't replay.
//'i thought so.'//
/'just make sure he's ok with your 'type' of love!'/ Akeifa let go Yugi's nipple and faced him; smirking at the Pharaoh’s Host.
//'was that a demand coming from you, hikari?'// Yugi wrapped his arms around the back of Yami Bakura's head and kissed him softly on the lips.
Evil Bakura smiled in his mind. //'what was that about asking him if he wanted my 'type' of love?'//
/'Yugi, you've just sealed your fate...'/ Bakura said depressedly in his mind link; but mostly to himself.
Akeifa pulled a handkerchief out of nowhere and flaunted it about in front of Yugi's face with a queer smon hon his lips. He tied the handkerchief over the tri hair colored teen's eyes and began to trace a pale finger down his lover's chest to his belt buckle. Undoing the belt, Akeifa asked, "Have you ever sucked cock?"
Yugi flushed. "Um... no. Kaiba had always..."
"Then I'll teach you!" Akeifa purred evilly.
'Why does that not sound good?' Yugi's mind wondered. Suddenly, Yugi found himself being lifted up into a sitting position and then led to his knees on the floor.
"Do you know where you are?"
"Hai, I'm on the floor." he replied quietly. Yugi could feel the smile on Yami Bakura's face widen.
"Do you know why?"
Yugi blushed again, "So that you can teach me how to--" he stopped. 'I knew this wasn't going to be good... I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DOING IT MYSELF!! KAIBA AND I HAVE ONLY HAD SEX ONCE AND THAT WAS ON HIS COUCH IN HIS SUMMER APARTMENT!' (reference to "Pharaoh’s Banquet" which is in the works... don't worry, it's coming!! =3)
"Don't worry, Yugi... Akeifa taught me too." came the refreshing English voice of the Angel.
Yugi pondered this for a second. "How?"
If Yugi could see, he would have laughed himself silly at the face Bakura made (think of when Ryou got run over by the fake bolder in the caves at 'Duelist Kingdom') as he too thought how to explain the 'teachings'.
"Um... well, let's just say that we went through a lot banana’s and cucumbers... and mind shares of Akeifa's past." Bakura spoke quickly before his Yami took control and added, "Just for you."
Yugi's mouth dropped opened, "For-- for me? Just for me, Akeifa?"
"Bakura wanted you to be his first." the Rabbit stated unzipping his fly.
"R-- re-- really?!"
"That's thi thing I never did with him."
"Hu? Did what?"
The Rabbit stood up, letting his pants and boxers fall to the floor. "When we where both in our Ring; we played around but we never actually had sex. That was one thing Bakura would never let me do to him." Akeifa snickered, "He would actually fight with me when I tried to fuck him!"
/'YOUDIDN'THAVETOTELLHIMTHAT!!'/
Akeifa just smiled as he gently pushed on the back of Yugi's head. "Open." was his only command.
Yugi opened his mouth and soon found it full of a hard substance. "Now, lick the tip." the Spirit of the M. Ring softly moaned.
Yugi did what he was told to the best of his ability. "Is that the best you can do?" The voice of Akeifa taunted.
"Think ice-cream, Yugi! Or pokey!" the Angel Bunny blurted quickly (mind you, I've never had pokey; but I hear it's really good!).
//'ice-cream?'//
/'well, yugi needs some help. a popsicle is about as close as he's come to giving a blowjob.'/
//'to ice-cream.'// Akeifa snickered.
/'that's not funny.'/

'You don't suck pokey...' Yugi's mind retorted. The Hedgehog crinkled his nose at the musky smell emanating from his lover. 'I wonder if Kaiba likes it. He never told me if it even tasted good.'
Yugi dueled with his thoughts about this a little more, then reached a conclusion. 'Well, I'll never know if I don't do it...'

//'oh, come on, bakura! i only meant--'//
/"OH GOD!"/
//'what?'//
/'...i don't think... yugi needs to... be taught...'/ Bakura moaned loudly and rocked his head from side to side slowly. "Yu-- yugi..."
He felt his lover's teeth lightly scrape down his shaft and finish with simple, brushing lick to the head and then engulf it completely; deep into the back of his thought.
Akeifa, feeling Bakura's ecstasy, groaned his pleasure as well in the back of his hosts' head. //'yugi said... he didn't know..ow...'//
/'could you say... natural?'/ Bakura mentally smirked, remembering when Akeifa had took control of his body and masturbated in order to relive himself of his desire for his Bunny and his spiny Hedgehog.
//'could you say... fuck off?'// who, obviously saw what his Hikari recalled.

"...MMmmm..." Bakura bucked into Yugi's mouth and Yugi gave a moan of his own, the reverberation causing the Bunny scream and shoot deep into his lover's thought.
'Well, I just answered my question...' the Hedgehog thought mentally. It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad either; A slight nasty, bitter taste but he had enjoyed it.
Yugi lifted the black 'blindfold' to his forehead and looked up at Bakura... well, the Rabbit.
"Do I get to play with you too, Little Yugi?" the Spirt smirked.
Yugi smiled and lifted himself up to kiss the blonde bishonen. "All you want." he replied with a smirk and ran his hands down Akeifa's sides.
The Rabbit purred but then his smile became a frown as he realized something, "And who said you could take that blind fold off?"
"No one." Yugi stated and replaced the handkerchief over his eye's, kissing the Demon who shared his Angel's body.
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Joey was just walking around town. That tussle with Evil Bakura had him scared so bad that he was just absently loitering here and there. Thinking. Which scared Joey too because he never thought on purpose.
It was now 11:30 on the dot and he had nothing better to do and nowhere else to go.
That was only half true. He could go home, but he also could face his dad once he was there and that would be a disaster in the making.
'Thinking again. I wish Seto didn't haf ta get up so early in tha mornin fer work. I'd like ta go there instead.'
...joey...
The said boy stopped in his tracks and looked all around, "Wha da hell?"
...joey...
"Shit! I must be so board dat I'm hearin' things!" he reasoned dumbly.
...NOOOO!STOP!PLEASE,STOP! IDON'TWANTIT! IDON'TWANTIIIIIIITTTttt...
Tears fell from Joey's eyes as a sharp, piercing scream made his mind cringe and his ear drums pop. "Holyshit!" Whatever the hell that was it sounded like someone being murdered, beaten, or...
"Raped." Joey said point blank, finishing the sentence that his mind would not. 'I hear 'em but I don't see 'em!'
Joey ran forward at full speed, wondering just what the hell was going on. 'I'll kick the sonovabitch's butt when I find the asshole dat's hurtin' dat girl!'
Joey stopped dead in his tracks again. Thinking. 'Now dat I think about it, dat didn't sound like a girl... and how'd she know ma name?'
...joey... he's hurting... god, help me... he won't stop...
.........GOD,SOMEONEHELPMEEEEE!!PLEASEMAKEHIMSTOP!!.........
'Why am I hearing this!? Where are you?! Why am I asking my mind when that person is around here some where?!' Joey shook his head, arguing with himself wasn't gonging to help that girl or whoever it was.
...why won't anyone come... The voice cried.
'Der's somethin' defently wrong with dis scenario! That voice was way too low for me to actually hear... Where's Yugi or Kaiba when you need some brai--'
"...shame, shame... using the Rod to tell that mutt..."
Joey's face went from shocked to angry in a split second.
"KAIBA, I'M COMING!" the golden hair youth turned and ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
"I'M COMING KAIBA... I'M COMING AND I WILL STOP IT!"
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[Currently listening 'T 'TONIGHT WE MURDER' by Ministry from the 'DEMON KNIGHT' Soundtrack]

Everyone: 00 *thinking* what the hell...
Kleb: Just read the next ACT... *shivers* this is what I get for watching the 3rd and 4th episodes of 'Boogie Pop Phantom' and THREE in the morning in TOTAL DARKNESS! *hold's herself* 'BPP' is the only anima that I have found that scares the shit out of me! *screams* SONG NOT HELPING GUYS!!
Shady+Erin+Kat: o.0