Toys
Why Malik hates Halloween
I do not own YGO, the Wii, Ju-on, Full Throttle or twix. In fact I don't even own the house I'm living in. So there :P
And in case you were wondering, yes, the game sucks.
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"This game sucks."
Malik rolled his eyes. Reason three hundred and sixty two...no wait he was up to reason three hundred and sixty four as to why he hated Halloween. Although to be fair his yami did take up reasons one through one hundred and fifty seven. Ryou's yami took up reasons one hundred and fifty eight to two hundred and thirty seven. The snow white hair just made him a little less intimidating than he should have been for a power hungry megalomaniac.
"You know Ju On was at least a creepy movie but they ruined it with this game." Jou tossed the Wii controller on the floor. "I mean first of all the graphics are stupid. Take the time to make the scare factor more game real and less picture taped to your screen. And if it was me and my dog ran into an old abandoned building I'd buy a new fuckin' dog. Not to mention the damn hospital and the impossible to find batteries. Scariest game ever my ass."
"Why is he here?" Malik asked turning to his brother.
Rashid just shrugged. As much as he hated to disagree with Isis the former tomb keeper didn't think that her plan on celebrating Halloween and hopefully getting their brother to socialize was a failing project.
"Let's put Fatal Frame in!" Yugi bounced up off the couch and, much to Maliks amusement, almost castrated his boyfriend on the way up. Said boyfriend narrowed blood red eyes and curled up to better protect his...assets. "Who's playing?"
Malik swore to every god he could think of that he would turn over a new leaf, begin anew, walk the straight and narrow and any other well know saying he could think of if no one volunteered him.
"It's Malik's house. Let him play." Mokuba beamed happily. The dark hair teen was working on emptying his third Full Throttle in twenty minutes. Malik had a secret bet going with himself that the boys heart would explode before the night was up.
"I don't want to play."
Yugi held out the game controller with a shit eating grin plastered on his face. "Oh come on Malik. Hot twins in school girl uniforms."
"Is that supposed to tempt me?" The thought of girls didn't do much for him. His yami once said he thought it was because his sister being well his sister had turned him off to the thought of girls as sexual beings. Malik was more inclined to believe it had something to do with the brown eyed teen curled against his side.
"I hate Fatal Frame." Ryou buried his face into sandy blonde hair. "The ghosts come out of no where."
Jou nodded eagerly. "Yeah man. That's kind of the point."
"Can I get a toot toot beep beep, runnin his hands through my fro, bouncin on twenty fous...." Six sets of eyes turned to Mokuba as he started singing. Oblivious to the stares the boy started to giggle to himself.
"Dork" Malik snorted as he reached over to snag the remaining energy drink.
The reply was immediate. "Freak."
"Fruit."
"Half fruit."
"Dick chasing shoebox living Misery native."
Mokuba giggled. "I don't live in a shoebox."
"You did and nothing can erase that" Malik pointed out.
"So did you."
"Yes but that doesn't count. Besides Orphanages count as shoe boxes. Underground villages don't."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm cuter than you are".
"Not really. I have better hair."
"I'll give you that. I said so that's why. How's that?"
"okay, I'm confused now. You don't say very good thoughts, they are kinda jumbled."
"They make sense to me."
"Yes, in your own little fucked up world."
"My world is not fucked up."
"Yea it is."
Mokuba and Malik went on like that all the time. And no all the teasing wasn't in a cruel way it was just something they did to entertain themselves. Kind of like when Marik told him he had to go take a shower and Malik made sure to remind him not to think of that cute boyfriend with those bright green eyes of his all naked and wet in there with him dripping with...okay well maybe they were a bit mean.
"You just don't love me anymore I knew it." Malik tossed himself into the lap of a very startled Ryou. If the other was going to sit that close he had to deal with the consequences. Whatever they may be.
"I have always loved you. Its just like the song by 98 degrees." Mokuba decided to ignore the groans as he broke into song once again. "And I do cherish you, for the rest of my life, you don't have to think twice, and I will love you still.... I've waited so long to say this to you, I do."
"Hehe yeah yeah."
On the couch Yami shifted which drew Malik's attention to him for the first time since he was almost made a soprano. "Why are you here anyway?"
Yami shrugged halfheartedly. "Comic relief."
"Okay..." Malik poked Ryoud on the thigh that he was laying on. "Have these been the best years of your life?"
"No." Ryou reached down and pressed the button that would start the opening credits of the game.
"Then time to move on."
"You know back in elementary school they fingerprinted us for a safety fair now I'm thinking hey they have my prints on record...damn."
Yugi smiled at Jou's sudden outburst.
"Did they do it to you?"
Yugi nodded.
Malik had a bad feeling he knew where this was heading. The other blonde had recently discovered conspiracy books. He swore with everything that happened to their group there had to be someone behind it. Once Mokuba started hanging out with them Jou finally quit blaming KaibaCorp and in turn Seto.
"They have your prints on record too it's all one big...what's the word again?"
Dumb blonde Malik thought to himself. "Conspiracy?"
Jou shot him a suspicious look. "You're in on it too aren't you?"
"Nope, just another dumb civilian." Malik assured him.
Jou blinked then nodded to himself. "'kay."
Reason three hundred and sixty five Malik hated Halloween. Twix induced stupidness.
As Mio and Mayu chased a glowing red butterfly into the heart of a hunted village on the tv screen and Yugi flicked the lights off Malik found one reason why he liked Halloween.
Ryou was a chicken shit who would latch on to whoever happened to be closest.
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Short and stupid I know but I couldn't resist.