Gettin' Bi Mai

Author’s Corner: Hey, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Didja miss me? Yea so life was kicking my ass for a minute there. But even thought I know that you guys are sooo understanding. I still feel so bad about this whole update thing. Therefore, to really show my appreciation for your patience and support, I am releasing TWO updates at once. Same goes with Cradle if you are following that story as well! *glomps all*

LadyVirgo91656: ^^ you’ve been nothing but a very good friend to me LadyVirgo. Thank you so much for you support as you know the kind of thing I was going through! *hugs* Anywho, yes Kuroki can see through Jou and is really going to be in Seto’s corner in this one. Now that I think about that, interesting things can happen there! Heh well, there’s nothing much else to say that hasn’t already been said so until next time, love ya lots!

Velvetina: *grins while grabbing Seto’s hand* thank you darling, it was getting cold in my bed. XD I’m glad he was able to assist you in your time of need and don’t worry about it! Focus on your health, I’ll be here. I may not be able to update as much anymore but I’m lurking around. ^_^

I know I have made Seto into this huge emotional guy in my stories but he is still KAIBA and he will definitely have his moments.

LOL Jou is being Jou and I’m just going to have so much fun with his stubbornness! A jealous Jou is just so hilarious!

Kuroki. Ha don’t worry for some reason no one can think of his name! It’s a weird phenomenon! Lol anyways yes, Kuroki will get a happy ending! ^^ I like my OC’s Satoru and Kuroki! I can’t be leaving them hanging.
*nuzzles smexy Seto* Anywho, my darlin’ Seto and I have some….err catching up to do! *smirks* lol love ya lots!

Neptune: I never considered a bitch a lady either LoL Thank you so much for being so supportive and rooting me on! I’ll just talk you later on, k? Love ya lots!

SilverCrescentX: Heh its ok. All I ask is that you at least stop by every once in awhile. *smiles* Plenty of people is reading this without reviewing and it says so on my hit counter! I know they love me just like I know you love me! Lol Sometimes things just goes without saying. I’m goin to have so much fun tormenting Jou it’ll be ridiculous! Thanx for stopping by and love ya lots!

Anon: *glomps* thanks for your understanding! Yea I can understand how work can be! It’s one of the reasons why its so hard to update sometimes! Looking forward to talking whenever the time comes! Until then ^^ love ya lots.

Hitori: Thanks hon, Seto is always going to be a badass! But making him so vulnerable in my stories is just darn cute! *giggles* It’s ok, I will not get mad over a missed review! Important thing is that you are reviewing!

Drachenaugen: Yea they all have their different struggles but towards the end it’s all going to come together and create happy endings for all of them! ^^ in the mean time I’m just going to settle back and enjoy torturing Jou. I really like my jealous Jou too dearie! Hee hee.

I’m glad you like the Seto-Mai bit, the last chapter was a bit serious so I had to throw some comedy in there ^^ Expect more of those in the future!

Seto won’t be spare from the pain BUT as they always say, no pain no gain! It’ll work out in his favor.
*smirks* Sleeping arrangements eh? Yea that will be addressed in this chapter.
Stay cute, Drache! =D love ya lots!

Anessa: *grins* awww and I was waiting for all of those bold letters to come flashing at me too! *snaps fingers* darn! Lol anyway, I’m sorry but cliffies are just so much fun! ^^ don’t get mad at me! *pouts* heh, love ya lots!

ChibiRinni: *grins* you guys are too funny! ^^ I love it! *shakes head at Anni* My, my, trying to kill all off our bishies for one bitch! For shame! You could at least have them all have parachutes with them jumping off leaving Mai to fly the jet herself…and the last thing I know…bitches don’t fly! Heh. Anyways, Looking forward to your commentary after the end of this chapter as well. Stay cool, guys! *kisses* Love ya lots!

Girlo: LOL, I’ve never even seen Snakes on a Plane! I heard it was awful and funny at the same time! Kaiba will endure his pain and Jou will be tortured through his! ^^ Stay sweet Girlo, and Love ya lots!

Shadow2007: *anime fall* @_@ Mai…Jou…Seto…threesome!!? AHHHHHHHHHHH, MY BRAIN!! I CAN’T GET THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD! IT BURNS US, IT BUUUURNS UUUUSSS! *bangs head on desk* Ah, ok…all gone. *smiles with a bleeding forehead* Oh good lord child, I’m glad you decided to read it. I have no idea what made you decide to read it but I’m happy you were brave enough to see that you were TOTALLY WRONG! O.O JOU/SETO : SETO/JOU FOREVER! Anything else…is against the law! Lol ^^ Love ya lots…that will never change.

Samantha Kaiba: *glomps* thank you sweetie! I try to bring the ultimate satisfaction! ^^ Love ya lots!

ClumsyKitty: *chuckles* ideas eh? Why not share them? I’m all ears! And I had meant every word of what I said! ^^

Lol the plot won’t be THAT simple! Trust me! And you’re right dear; just leave the writing to me! BUT if you ever decide to write again, you would definitely already have a fan! *hugs*
Till next time, Love ya lots!

Catti-dono: LMAO very interesting! Yes the lemon will be quite the enjoyment to write! The virgin seme…LOVE IT! ^^ Til next time, love ya lots!

ParanoidCharlotte: heh don’t mind me...sorry if that nickname annoyed you LOL YES! The band Shattered Dreams are all blond, each with a respective shade. I just thought it would be distinctive for the band.

Oh ho! Sydney it is then! LMAO, I JUST have the funniest idea ever! Stay tuned. ^_~ So what’s a popular gay club there? Would you know?

Seto is being clueless to Satoru’s advances. He thinks that the guitarist is just being the friend he had always known him to be! Heh. He will soon realize however…
Anywho, love ya lots!

Kisa: Welcome darling! ^^ I’m glad I’ve made quite the impression! Don’t worry Jou and Seto will find happiness without our feisty blond having to feel obligated to anything. I already have it all figured out in that respect! Thanks for reviewing dear! *hugs* love ya lots

Zoe: *grabs Zoe by the shoulders* I want you to look at me. Don’t EVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER let anyone make you feel bad about what you love to do. If you want to write than dammit, write! I’m glad that you have decided to make an account and you don’t have to go at this alone. Not when I’m here! ^^ If you want, I will be honored to be a beta to you and help you along. But don’t ever let me read that again. *hugs tightly* You can contact me at mizumiblu@hotmail.com for whatever reason. If it’s about fanfiction writing to just wanting to talk! I may not be able to update as much at the moment but I’m online quite often and always check my email!
Anywho, thank you for your review it was as uplifting as ever! You always have done a good job in making me feel appreciated. *glomps* that little saying was so beautiful. Thank you. I needed some encouragement!
Lastly, hell yea and I’m not done with kicking Mai’s ass either! *grumbles* I seriously can’t stand that bitch. Lol well until next time, love ya lots!

DeathJunkE: LMFAO! ROTFL! *grabs an oxygen mask to help with breathing* O…M…G!!!!!!! That was sooooooooooo funny! Heh heh! I just love it when someone throws my quotes back at me! LOL That was hilarious. *glomps*
Oh and I haven’t forgotten about your fic. It’s on its way! ^^ and you so very welcome.


Come sit around my children as Mother Mizu got some stories to tell…*Enjoy*

Blue eyes widen a bit in shock, as Seto gazes at the couple locked in their positions.

He wasn’t at all sure if witnessing Jou standing up for him is exactly a good thing. But the look on a certain wench’s face sort of made that decision for him.

Growling, Mai lets out a shriek as she uses her free hand to try and strike at her fiancé.

However the blond was waiting and caught the other hand as well. He couldn’t help but smirk. It felt too damn good to finally be in control of this disaster of a relationship.

“Ya honestly think dat having one of ya bitch moments is going ta make a difference in dis situation?”
Jou allows the hysterical woman to wrench her hands away from his grasp.

“WHY ARE YOU STICKING UP FOR THIS…THIS…COCKSUCKER!?”

“He already knows that.” Seto butts in lazily.

“HE’S DONE NOTHING BUT INSULT YOU TIME AFTER TIME!”

“And he assaults my asshole, fair trade.”

“I’VE DONE ALL I CAN POSSIBLY DO FOR YOU! WHAT ELSE COULD I DO TO SATISFY YOU? TELL ME, JOU, TELL ME!”

“Just walk out the door…”

“SHUT UP!!!!!!” The irate vixen turns briefly to a smug brunet.

Biting his lip in an attempt to stay serious, the blond calmly explains. “No one can be satisfied when they are bored…and I’m fuckin’ bored.

He then shakes his head as he continues. “Man, I never thought I would ever say this about ya but I guess good things really do come to an end.”

Whirling around to the lead singer once more, Mai snarls. “What are you saying?”

“Like I was trying to explain to you before, he’s saying that your shit reminds him of a hand stricken with arthritis…it no longer has the ability to grip tightly.” The comedic CEO smirks as he flicks his hair back with his left hand. “It’s like driving down an expressway tunnel, where so many things have already gone in and out.”

“I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU…YOU…YOU FUCKING LOSER! NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU AND NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE FUNNY!!” The blonde screeches out only to hear quiet laughter beside her.

“Heh, heh….heh…a pussy with arthritis…”

“JOUNOUCHI KATSUYA!”

“Whaaaaaat!’’ the lead singer then acknowledges drily as he meanders over to his “lover”.

Looking hurt and vulnerable now, Mai looks into cold hazel eyes. “What about our engagement?”

Scoffing at the pathetic attempt at acting, Seto cautiously looks up at his blond crush. He had totally forgotten about that insignificant detail…

“I’ve been trying ta tell ya, Mai! I’ve been tryin’ ta hint out ta ya like forever dat its n…”

“Not going to be canceled! You hear me!”

The blond begins to open his mouth but is effectively cut off by the raving female in front of him.

“I don’t want to hear about your ‘I’ve turned gay’ bullshit! We are going to plan the wedding and go shopping for my dress just like we had originally decided to do on this tour! Got that!?”

Seto frowns. He had no idea that it was THIS bad. Maybe breaking up with the pathetic bitch wasn’t as easy as everyone including him thought it would be.

Suddenly, one of Jou’s fingers lazily traces his jaw line making the brunet jump slightly. The fingers then turns into a firm grip as his head is slowly being turned towards a face he could look at forever.

“Well she doesn’t want to hear it so I guess she’ll have to see it…” The blond murmurs as he gently licks a pair of lips before moving in.

Seto moans appreciatively even though he’s trying so hard to remind himself that this is all pretend. Jou isn’t really willing to kiss him, that his hands weren’t really willing to caress the small of his back, UNDER his shirt. No, the blond is probably mentally gagging.

But then why did a tongue just slip into his mouth and that very hand is now caressing his ass cheek, UNDER his pants…

Pretending be damned!

The brunet slips his arms around the strong neck of the blond, silently begging for more.

For now, it sure as hell feels real to him…

“STOP THAT! JOU! JOU! GET OFF OF HIM!” Mai proceeds to slap a broad back, a rigid arm, and even occasionally a tanned cheek. “YOU’RE NOT BEING FUNNY EITHER!”

But if anything it just made the kissing even more aggressive
.
“Ooooh, Seto! Oh Kami, is that a microphone in your pocket?! Shit let me sing a tune on it!” The hazel-eyed singer moans as he slips down to his fake boyfriend’s crotch while pushing him back onto the equipment box.

The brunet feels himself going into cardiac arrest as he hears his zipper being undone.

Is this idiot being serious?!

“Eh, um Jou…I respect your enthusiasm, I really do…I really, REALLY, do…but um I think she…gets the point…” Seto twitches drastically as a finger loops into his boxers

Okay so voyeurism isn’t really that damn bad…

Mai backs away in disgust. There was no way she could stomach seeing this shit…

Letting out a scream in frustration, “YOUR’RE GOING TO LEARN, JOUNOUCHI, YOU’RE GOING TO LEARN THAT YOU’RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!”

The irate blonde twirls around on her heels in a standoffish manner and trips violently over some luggage while making a hasty retreat.

“Real smooth bitch, hey why don’t you go do some kegel exercises, loose lips! ” Seto retorts as he feels vibration on his thigh.

He looks down to see that Jou had buried his face there, that gorgeous body shaking in laughter.

The blond then lifts his head up, his eyes shining beautifully in glee.

“Hey, Kaib, since when didja get such a killah sense of humor.” He then proceeds to rest his head back onto the thigh, still smiling up at him.

The brunet finds himself looking away from the spectacle, wanting to say fuck off. But maybe just maybe if the mutt stays there long enough, he might actually be keen to the idea of being there…

“I’ve picked up a lot back in California.”

Jou snaps his head back up, much to Seto’s relief and disappointment, as he clamors back on his feet.

“Ya been in California, as in da U.S!?”

“Yea, lived there for about four years.” The brunet shrugs as he got up.

“Well dat explains da tan. Den hell, ya can show us around when we get dere! We perform in Los Angeles!”

Seto stares transfixed at his interest practically bouncing.

“Why are you so excited?”

Jou freezes as he turns away. “Uh, I dunno. I guess I’m just…curious ta know what kind a life ya lived away from Domino…heh if we suppose ta make dis thing work…I gotta know more about ya, right?”

“Yea…right.” The brunet smiles a bit, knowing that the blond isn’t looking at him. “I must warn you though…my life isn’t all that interesting like yours. No one really knows who I am much anymore except the occasional, “Hey, it’s the rich guy” thing.

The blond turns back around with a pained look.

Kaiba, down on himself? Now this by far was the only change he didn’t care for in the blue-eyed man. In fact, he wasn’t going to stand for it.

“Kaib, you know good and damn well dat ain’t true. A rich guy is rich because his FATHER is rich…Now A WEALTHY guy on the other hand works fuckin’ hard to be where he’s at and is so much more than his money...”

Smelling the strong scent of cologne again, the brunet looks back up just in time to feel two hands holding his face.

Lips inching back closer to his…

“So much more…” Jou whispers with half-lidded eyes.

“Hey Seto-kun! You need to be back in your seats! The plane is landing!”

Both boys jump back from their trance as Seto quickly gets up just in time for Satoru to walk in.

“Did you…Kats?” The strawberry blond makes a face in confusion, “What on earth are you doing here. I thought you were meeting Kyo in the conference room.”

Running a hand through his tousled hair, Jou responds meekly. “Heh, yea. I was but then I overhead Mai screaming and…”

“Mai?!” The guitarist rushes past the sputtering blond to get to his brunet friend.

Grabbing pale hands, he shouts. “Did that bitch did something to you!? Let me know so I can go and smack the silicone out of her!”

Jou sneers to himself.

Does Satoru really have to hold hands to say that?

Seto grins as he chuckles. “No, Jou and I pretty much handled it. Quite hilarious I…”

However the green-eyed male is no longer paying attention.

“Set-kun, did you know that your fly is open?” He then reaches to zip it up.

“Um, thanks…”The brunet visibly blushes, thanking the heavens that the semi-erection he had was now gone.

Ok now THAT was un-fuckin’-called for…

“Satoru, what the hell!? Cut da gah-damn umbilical cord already! I think he’s more dan able ta zip his own shit up!”

All eyes turn to the irritated blond who is now looking a bit embarrassed.

“Dude, did you…just yell at me over a zipper?”

“Yea so I’m going to go and take my seat now.” The blond then turns and practically runs out, almost dislocating his shoulder on the doorframe.

“SHIT!”

Seto rolls his eyes and chuckles.

Jou is just too fucking adorable…

“Are you sure you’re ok? I mean if I known that all of this bullshit was going to happen, I don’t think I would’ve invited you..”

Blue eyes dulled a bit in thought. That had crossed his mind quite a few times actually but then he always knew…

“Yes, I’m fine and don’t go regretting having me along because I, myself will not all regret being here.” Seto smiles with the utmost honesty.

…that his place was with him.

**

“Alright, there isn’t much on the schedule for our first day here in Hong Kong.”

Kyo rummages through some papers on his laps as he sits in front of his band, Shattered Dreams.

The white limousine containing them heads out from the Hong Kong International Airport.

“So you’re saying that we have the whole day to ourselves then?”

Satoru grins as he elbows a daydreaming brunet slouching in between himself and Jou.

“How about we go hang out then, Set-kun? Catch up on some old times.”

Jou fidgets uncomfortably.

Why the fuck all of a sudden Satoru’s interactions with Seto is bothering him so much.

It shouldn’t.

After all when he gets by his controlling fiancée sitting on his left, they will part ways and that’s it.

…Well…they could certainly keep in touch.

No need to act like strangers when you’re not…right?

“Now I didn’t say we didn’t have ANYTHING to do! Just not much…” Kyo clears his throat before continuing. “You have a very brief press conference around three. That’ll give you enough time to check into the Mandarin Oriental.”

Kuroki sitting at the right window breaks out of his trance at the mention of their hotel.

He takes a look past Satoru’s head to stare at a certain brunet, who looks a bit tired.
And speaking of being tired…

He knew that Satoru had arranged for a king size bed this time around for his suite but if Jou…

“Oh didn’t ya mention about a photo shoot as well?”

The blond yawns and stretches a bit, while a cautious left hand doesn’t brush against anywhere near the wicked wench but for some strange reason the right hand isn’t as careful as it gently sweeps through long auburn hair…and lingers.

The intuitive drummer snickers.

Oh yea this is going to be fun.

They could NOT get to the hotel fast enough.

“Why yes, Kats. It’s going to be held in one of the function rooms at the hotel. The photographer, Chuan-Li should be already there preparing and he has informed me that he will call for us when he’s ready.”

“Oh Jou darlin’ sounds like a brilliant excuse to go shopping!” Mai digs her red fingernails to a well muscled arm, smiling her I’m-so-going-to-max-out-your-credit-card smile.

Everyone on the seat rolls their eyes in exasperation.

That bitch would even find a funeral a great excuse to buy the latest Gucci bag…the latest PINK Gucci bag.

“You know what? You’re right!” Jou none too gently pries his arms from the grasp as he drapes his other one around a half-sleep CEO.

“So how about it babe? Wanna go shopping? My treat.”

He completely ignores the high pitch whining coming from his left side.

“Hmm, what? Oh, yea shopping…sure…whatever…” Seto murmurs almost incoherently.

Jou and Satoru smiles down fondly at the soon to be sleeping beauty as both of them replies,
“Hey, try to stay up long enough till we get to our room.”

Pause.

Darkened hazel eyes meet smoldering green.

“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN OUR ROOM?!”

The clash of voices jolts Seto awake as he looks around in his stupor.
Eh?

“WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP SETO-KUN FOR YOURSELF!? YOU SELFISH BASTARD!”

“YEA WELL I’M DA MOTHAFUCKA IN HIS LIFE, REMEMBER?!”

“CAN’T BE A MOTHERFUCKER WHEN YOU’RE TOO BUSY GETTING OFF ON DAD, YOU CLOSET-GAY BITCH!”

Foreheads clash like battling rams with both boys growling.

“JOOOOOU, STOP FIGHTING OVER HIM!” Mai screeches as she latches onto the blond’s arm.

“BOYS STOP THIS MADNESS!” Kyo yells as he lunges forward grabbing onto Satoru.

A cacophony of voices soon breaks out around one confused CEO who could do nothing but sit in his place while being half buried by bodies.

However, once again, two voices reigned supreme…

“HE’S SLEEPING WITH ME!!!!!”

Silence.

Seto now sits blushing, so hard in fact that his azure orbs looked purple.

He sputters trying to form words but none would come.

“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! AAAAAAAAAHHHH HAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!”

All eyes turn to the far right of the limousine towards the sound.

Kuroki who couldn’t hold it in anymore gives out hoots of laughter while slapping his knees.

And they didn’t even pull into the parking lot yet.

Damn!

To Be Continued……