To Kill A Kaiba

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How could it be?

For someone to be already impossibly beautiful to be even MORE
beautiful, it's sheer overkill!

But there he was, Seto in all of his glory and then some.

However, this time his hair is pulled up in a messy ponytail, with
even messier bangs that swoops unceremoniously to the left side. A few
strands that couldn't be tamed just fell in random directions.

His already hypnotic eyes are outlined with black mascara and now Jou
was absolutely certain that he was wearing lip gloss.

Damn! If he could ever just find out what the fucking flavor is!

"Well?" Seto asked quirking an eyebrow.

Yugi, the first to snap out of the initial shock, "O-of course, Kai-I
mean Seto. You were always welcome to join us."

With a satisfied nod, Seto sat down beside Otogi which put him
directly in front of Jou.

The blonde duelist wasn't exactly sure if that was a good thing…

"So I believe I was the subject?" Seto urges as he pulls out a
lollipop namely, a Blow-Pop.

Now the blonde duelist was certain that it wasn't a good thing.

A Blow-pop, a motherfuckin Blow-pop…as if the name wasn't fuckin bad
enough, the tortured blonde thought in his head.

A few seconds of uncomfortable silence went by.

Otogi nervously tangles his fingers with Honda's and said boy simply
tightens the hold.

Tea' took another long swig of her milk as Yugi toys with his
Millennium Puzzle.

Jou anxiously eyes the lollipop in Seto's hand hoping to every
supernatural being that he doesn't open it anytime soon.

Then once again, Yugi spoke up. "Well it's nothing that you probably
don't already know about. We were all just simply discussing your
abrupt retirement from Duel Monsters."

Seto eyes flickers as he took in what the tri-haired youth had said
and in his reflection, twists to open the lollipop.

Jou cringes.

"Well I figure it was time to move on. No sense in beating a dead
horse and I must say it was the best decision I've ever made in a long
time"

"But why stop at Jou?" Honda suddenly counters, "Why not stop at Yugi
after your countless attempts to beat him?"

Seto twists the lollipop back into a secure knot as he falters at the
question.

The old Kaiba would have probably flattened that hairdo on the idiot's
head for that, Seto thought irritably, but he does have a point. How
can I possibly bring myself to say that the one I love used my passion
for the game to humiliate me from the sheer hatred that he obviously
has for me? I mean, it's FAR more worse than to lose a 1# dueling
title to that shrimp.What's the point after all of that? Not only had
I lost my will to play, I had also lost my will to be Kaiba; to know
that your love hates you makes you don't even want to be yourself...

How would any of these friendship-loving idiots understand THAT?

Jou stares compassionately at the obviously troubled teen and with
lollipop momentarily forgotten, "Shit Honda! What da hell! He's been
through enough already! Let's jus talk about somethin' else, ok?"

"Yea! Like you needing Seto to be your math tutor!" Yugi exclaims
excitedly, he was also more than happy to move the conversation in a
different direction.

Seto raises his eyebrow as he cocks his head to the side, twisting
the lollipop wrapper completely off the red colored candy, "Do you
really want me to be your math tutor Katsu?" He presses the lollipop
to his mouth so that half of it passed his lips.

Jou made a small whimpering noise in the back of his throat as he
shifts noticeably in his seat. Did he really have to say Katsu and
THEN put that damned thing in his mouth? SHIT!

"Um, Jou?" Twisting his hair, Otogi added with hidden humor, "I
believe Seto-kun here, have asked you a question."

"No shit, Sherlock." Jou croaks out, "I was about to answer…I had
to…take care of an itch." Seto giggles and pushes the lollipop further
in his mouth.

He swirled his tongue around it a couple of times and then slowly
brings it back out, a thin string of saliva connects his bottom lip to
the offending piece of candy.

He flicks his tongue and the trail was gone.

"Oooh..hell yea…", Jou moans appreciatively as he fidgets again in his
seat.

"What was that Jounouchi?", Otogi asked with an evil gleam in his eye.

Stifled laughter could be heard from the dice master's left shoulder,
a shoulder in which Honda was currently burying his face in...

Popping out of his Seto-induced trance, "Uhhh, I said hell, yea! I
need to pass Ueda-sensei's class."

"Then it's settled!" Seto said, taking a quick lap at his treat,
"Want me to come over your place this evening, Katsu?"

A lazy tongue slithers out and wraps itself around the lollipop and
brings it back into a wet cavern.

Then just as quickly as it went in, it came right back out through
tight lips with a resounding POP.

Jou brings his hands up to completely cover his face and as he slowly
brings them down muffling his voice, he whines, "C'mon, jus bite da
damn thing. You killin' me here!"

Barely contained laughter and snickers could be heard from Seto's left
side.

Yugi and Tea' looks at the current couple in confusion, for some
reason they felt left out of something.

Seto, only hearing the last part asks "Oh, is that too late for me to
come over? We can do it sometime tomorrow then?" He momentarily rests
his lollipop filled hand on the table to join the other.

Jounouchi gave a silent prayer of thanks before replying, "Naw, its
cool. Mah pops wouldn't be home today anyway, he's out of town with
some work friends."

"Oh well, ok. Six then?" Seto's occupied hand made a beeline to his
mouth only to stop just short of pouty lips. He pokes his lips out
further so that they rested on the surface.

Staring at the lucky lolli, in Jou's lust-clouded mind, it sounded
like Seto had said, "Sex then."

"Huh?" Jou shakes his head in disbelief.

"Um, Seto, do you have another lollipop", Yugi asked innocently. "I
think Jou wants one."

That was the straw that broke the camel's back as Honda and Otogi was
done for. Laughter flies out of them like fireworks.

Jou fights a losing battle to contain his blush as he quickly picks up
his fork and pokes at his VERY cold spaghetti.

"No, but he can have this one if he wants it." Giving it a last sloppy
lick, he moves it towards Jou.

"That is if he's not afraid of my germs" Seto flashed a toothy smile.

Seto has germs? That was ridiculously laughable. Jou stares at the red
lollipop that his brunet babe had jus made love to.

Hesitantly at first, he took it in his hand, brushing finger tips in
the process. A Seto-flavored lollipop, oh how gourmet…

"Uh, thanks." The bell ringed aloud, signaling the half-hour was up.
However to Jou, it felt like an eternity!

Everyone gets up and gathers up their trash. Seto, never really having
anything, "Well I'm about to meet Yuuji-kun and his friends over at
our P.E class…"

Jounouchi squares his eyes in a sharp gleam as jealously slams into him.

He's still talking to that dipshit?!

"I'll meet you guys there!" Seto gave a wave and strides off.

"You know what Honda, Otogi said, regaining his composure, "Seto is
alright." Honda smirks, "Oh he sure is love".

He then turns just in time to watch a fuming Jou unconsciously pops
the lollipop in his mouth.

Jou eyes widen considerably as he quickly pulls the candy back out.

Cherry with a hint of…blueberry?

Then it hit him like a freight train, Seto's lip gloss. Jou then
proceeds to guffaw at the irony of it all as he stuffs the treasured
treat back into whence it came.


Laughter and random conversations drifts from the group of white and
blue clad teenagers standing in the middle of the indoor track.

The Yugi-tachi makes their way towards the group just in time for the
whistle to blow.

"Alright, class, today we going to go through a series of exercises,"
yells Takeshi-sensei. "There will be six exercising stations, and
since there are thirty of you, divide into groups of five."

The teacher then puts the whistle to his lips and gave the signal to
make the move.

Three random groups, Yuuji-tachi and Seto, and then the Yugi-tachi.

"Ok!" Takeshi-sensei bellows, " Group 1 will run the track, Group 2
will do sit-ups, Group 3 will do push-ups, Group 4, the weights and
Group 5, jump rope."

After everyone is settled…"Begin!" and then the whistle.

"Hey, Toto-kun" inquires Yuujirou as he picks up a ten-pound dumbbell.
"Do you lift weights often?"

"Sometimes", Seto answers as he picks up a 6 pound dumbbell, "When
I'm at the office, but I get too sore afterwards so it's not a habit I
care too much about."

The slightly longer-haired blonde with green eyes chuckles and puts
down his dumbbells. He walks towards Seto who was already starting to
work-out at high intensity.

"Well that's because, you need to start off slow and then work your
way up." Yuuji gently took hold of the brunet's arms, willing them to
slow down.

"Like this", he whispers huskily.

He gently directs pale arms in an upward motion, elbows at shoulder
length and begins moving them in and out.

"Breathe." He whispers, while totally oblivious of two pair of deadly
golden eyes glaring in his direction.

It's been a while since I caught a warrant, Jou thought viciously as
he slowly formed his jump rope into a noose, and why in da hell is
Seto letting this fuck do whatever he wants?

He couldn't possibly like that son of a bitch! Or does he? HELL
FUCKING NO, not if I have anything to say about it!

I kill the rat bastard and I know SHITLOAD of spots to dump bodies!

A whistle…."Switch places!"

And so it goes, Yuujirou flirts freely to a giggling Seto at each
station they would go and Jounouchi moves one step closer to murder.

Then at the last stations……

"Ow! Shit!" Seto rasps out in pain as he attempts another pushup but
didn't succeed.

He rolls on his side, holding his leg, the cramp in it growing intense.

"Yuuji!" Seto cries in a choked whisper.

Yuujirou quickly got up from his mat and heads to the blue-eyed
beauty's aid.

"Quick lie on you back!" Seto did as he was told and suddenly drew in
a sharp intake of breath when he felt firm hands grip his lower thigh
and lift.

Gently, the blonde pushes the leg back as far it could go and then
pulls it back down with equal care. He repeated this a couple of times
and each time, Seto would moan at the relief he felt from his muscles
loosening.

"How's that?," Yuuji asks calmly. "It feels wonderful," Seto said with
a strained voice. "Oh really", Yuuji replies innocently, a mischievous
glint, "well how about this?" Fingers lightly caress a smooth pale
thigh, as it was being pushed towards the brunet's head.

Seto giggles and replies, "Nooooo that just tickles."

Yuuji's face broke into a smile however; it quickly faded into one of
shock as he feels himself being pulled forcibly back.

A loud thud echoes throughout the gym, causing all activities to cease.

"Get up." Seto eyes widen as he saw a VERY pissed off Jounouchi.

"Katsu.."

"I said, get the fuck UP!" shrieks the blonde as he grabs one of
Seto's arms and not too gently heaves him up.

"Katsu…th-that hurt!" whimpers Seto.

Giving no response, Jou practically drags the confused brunet towards
the locker room doors.

"JOUNOUCHI KATSUYA!", an equally pissed off teacher screeched as he
leans over a very dazed Yuujirou, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

Taking one look back at the eyes boring through every pore in his
body but saying nothing, Jou quickly ushers Seto into the locker room.

Not even a split second when the double doors snaps shut, did Jou none
too gently tosses Seto against a set of lockers.

Seto open his mouth to gasp out as the metal knobs bore into his back
but instead of mouth being full of air…it was full of Jou.

The said teen took no time in marking what's HIS with his venturing
tongue, with both hands on either side of Seto's head.

Breathing harshly though his nose, Jou grabs the white ribbon that
held Seto's hair together and roughly pulls it down to let it float to
the floor, then proceeds to grab a fist full of cinnamon locks and
forces Seto's head upward to gain a better edge.

Seto moans lightly not sure to totally give in to what he had always
wanted the most.

For all he knew, Katsu was just doing this out of sheer jealousy.

However as soon as Jou begins pulling back, the brunet suddenly
realizes he didn't fucking care and grabs a fistful of Jou's T-shirt
and whines loudly.

Certainly encouraged of the hot lips he's attached to, the blonde
still had to pull away for the sake of his burning lungs.

Breaths mingle until Jou rested his lips upon a sensitive spot behind
an ear.

Seto coos softly as he leans his head towards the opposite side.

Tanned hands deciding it had enough of cold metal, slowly made their
way towards warm creamy skin.

Seto jumps, startled at the coolness on his hips but quickly got use
to the strong hands.

Which was good since one of them were slowly traveling upward under
his shirt to rub a nipple.

Hissing and closing his eyes, Seto arches his body till it molds
perfectly against Jou's with manhoods slightly rubbing against one
another.

Splayed pale hands across a broad back tighten into fists as the
brunet whispers weakly, "Kastuya."

Hazel eyes pops open and then without warning, Jounouchi grabs two
pale thighs and lifts up until Seto instinctively wraps his long legs
around slender waist.

With Seto's back securely against the locker, tongues darts out of
each mouth, touching in curiosity before both took the plunge into
another passionate kiss.

Jou's hips on their own accord, begins to hump the body in front of it.

The brunet's eyes roll back as he croons softly in gratitude, his head
making a soft thunk against the lockers.

One hand begins to roam southward leaving the other one to hold
precious cargo.

Fingers dips into baggy boxers and shorts, caressing a sac.

"yes…"whimpers Seto.

Smirking at such wiliness, Jou reaches further to lightly circle a
certain tight ring…

They could do this now, they WILL do this now, Jou thought lustfully.
Fuck if someone sees, he ain't stopping.

Too bad Seto will always be the one with better sense…

"Toto-kun!"

Seto immediately snaps into attention and struggles to get down.

"Oh hell, no! Tell that bastard to fuck off!" Jounouchi growls
tightening his hold.

"Please Katsu, let me down" Seto plead softly looking into darken
brown eyes.

"Toto-kun! Are you ok?"

"Please…" Seto whispers.

Jounouchi took one more look at his heart's desire and unceremoniously
drops Seto to his feet.

The blonde quickly turns away from the brunet not wanting to see him,
not trusting himself to stay away, or beat the shit out of the bitch
who's screaming his head off from the other side.

Only after tying his hair back and fixing his shirt did Seto
hesitates. Then at what seems like the hundredth cry of his nickname,
the brunet takes one last look at Jou and proceeds to walk to the
double doors and pushes them open.

"Ah, Toto-kun! You're alright!"

"Why wouldn't I be", Seto quickly replies.

"Are you going to go with me and my friends to Domino Valley* and see
the Porsche drag races, maybe you can drive yours…"

The blue-eyed youth gave a small smile and nodded.

With that being settled, Seto leaves out with Yuujirou, leaving a very
angry, frustrated and hurt Jou behind.

Just as the double doors closed for the last time, the blond slams his
fist into the locker in front of him.

And for the first time, having every right to feel like a winner, Jou
was simply at a lost….

To be Continued…………