You Can Do That

You Can Do That

Summary: our fav yamis and hikaris are just chillin in this one
Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh…If I did, Anzu would have never existed and it’d be so smutty and innuendo filled it wouldn’t even be fit for European television.
Warnings: meh

Kiss You*

Grandpa Moutou sighed as he watched Yami and Yugi continuously glare at each other from across the breakfast table. He’d been dealing with this for nearly a month and he was really getting sick of it.

“Boys, hasn’t this gone on long enough? Yami apologized Yugi. Yugi, Yami says he won’t violate your privacy anymore. Can’t we all just get along?”

“No!” they both said, eating their mutual breakfasts.

Yugi looked at his Grandfather. “He stole stuff out of my mind again Grandpa! I’m sick of the way he treats me! Why do you let Atemu do whatever he wants! I was here first!”

The man sighed and drank his orange juice. “Yami, boy would you just stop it all ready? You’re not too old for a spanking you know?”

The former Pharaoh snorted and ate some toast. “Yugi acts like a brat and you never do anything! You let him stay out all night with that wretch Marik, but if I come home a second late you threaten me with groundings and to cancel my photo shoots! I have a life Sugoroku –”

“Yeah Grandpa, Yami’s a bonafide man whore!”

“STOP IT NOW!”

Both teens quieted down and Sugoroku stood up from the table. He went over to the sink and washed his dishes.

“Both of you just stop it! Stop being jealous of each other –”

“I don’t want to be a whore Grandpa, there’s no way I’m jealous of that!”

“Yugi you’re grounded for a week!”

“Aw!” the boy crossed his arms and pouted.

Yami smiled triumphedly and was rewarded with a punishment of his own.

“You’re also grounded Yami and have to watch the shop all next week and this Saturday.”

“But –”

“Two weeks Yami! Wanna go for more?” the old man left the kitchen and went to the living room. “And don’t be late for school either!”

The two boys muttered curses and finished their breakfasts.


Yugi finished cleaning his dishes and hopped downstairs to find Marik waiting for him. He got on the motorcycle behind him and clung to him, sulking.

“What’s wrong Chibi?”

“I got grounded cuz of Atemu!”

Marik laughed and revved his machine, speeding down the street.


When Yami came down, Jou, Honda, Ryou and Anzu waited for him, smiling.

“Hey Yami!” Anzu chirped, hugging him.

The spirit gently pushed her away and grinned at Ryou. “They let you out?”

“Yeah! Bakura says he’s taking me and everyone to the amusement park! Malik got really excited! We’re going this Saturday! Wanna come Yami?”

The Pharaoh shook his head. “I’m grounded.”

Jou was shocked. “Why?”

“Yugi and his big mouth I’ll bet!” Honda spat. “I got three weeks of detention because of him!”

Jou laughed and put his friend in a head lock. “Don’t despair Honda! I’ll be der ta cheer ya up!”

They all laughed and walked to school, Yami’s arm around Ryou.

****

At lunch, Malik and Yugi played Chess with rainbow goldfish crackers while Marik and Bakura talked.

“No, I think we should case that place tomorrow. Since we started coming to school and actually doing the work, I figure we should get that project done.”

Bakura shook his head. “This is all your fault Midget!”

Yugi stuck out his tongue and made a move against Malik. “I do believe you have to King me!”

Malik sighed and tried to stack one of the goldfish crackers on another. “I hate you…”

Yugi giggled and saw Kaiba walk into the lunch room. “Hey look, it’s Kaiba! He’s never in here.”

Malik turned around and nudged Marik. “Looky Yami-chan. The competition’s here.”

“Yeah right.” Marik turned as well, but not before he noticed the shine in Bakura’s eyes. “Bakura?”

The thief popped back to reality, startled. “Huh? What?”

“It’s Kaiba.”

“Yeah…say, I have to go take a leak! Be right back!” the thief got up and began leaving the cafeteria, purposely bumping into Kaiba to see his reaction.

The CEO curled his lip in a classic response of disgust and dusted off his sleeve like he’d come in contact with something nasty.

Malik and Yugi laughed, but Marik just narrowed his eyes. “I hate that guy.”

“Aw, he’s not so bad Marik.” Yugi had already forgiven Kaiba for the other day and assumed the taller boy was here to apologize as well. Yugi waved him over, smiling.

Kaiba came over and stood before the table, arms crossed. “Yugi, I’ve just made some adjustments to the dueling system. I need someone competent to test it for me. Would you be interested?”

Marik growled and Yugi shushed him. “Yeah, but what about A –Yami?”

“I don’t feel like having Jou and Honda in my mansion destroying the atmosphere.”

Yugi looked at Marik and how upset he was getting in the presence of the other boy. “Only if Marik and Malik can come.”

“Fine.”

Marik smirked. “And Bakura.”

Seto glared down at Marik and was matched stare for stare. Malik wrapped his arms around his yami’s neck and stuck his tongue out at Kaiba.

“Don’t even bother Kaiba, Marik could take you out like that!”

“He wishes.” He looked at Yugi and smiled. “Is later today alright?”

“Yeah that’d be great! I’m grounded starting this weekend!”

Kaiba actually smiled warmly at the shorter teen. “What’d you do, back talk your Grandfather?”

“Yes. It’s all Yami’s fault! Stupid man whore!”

They shared a laugh and Kaiba left, shooting Marik another glare. When he was gone, Marik crushed his soda can.

“I hate that asshole.”

Malik licked his yami’s ear. “Shhh. Let’s cuddle!”

Marik laughed and pushed Malik away. “Go take a pill!”

Yugi laughed and made another move with his purple gold fish crackers. “You lose Malik!”

“Aw!” the boy doubled over in mock agony. “Oh nooo! Please Pharaoh, not the shadow realm!”

Yugi laughed maniacally and pointed at Malik. “Yes! The shadow realm! Be gone tomb keeper!’

“ahhhhh!”

Malik ‘fainted’ and they all laughed.

**

Bakura was glad he left the cafeteria when he did. He didn’t want to deal with being under Kaiba’s gaze for so long. And plus, he did have to take a leak.

When he was done draining his snake, he washed his hands and grinned in the mirror. He was looking especially hot today. He kissed his fingers and pressed them to his lips in the mirror.

“Aren’t we vain!”

Bakura jumped and clutched his chest, not hearing anyone enter the bathroom. “Well, if it isn’t Kaiba!”

“If it isn’t Bakura!” Seto smiled and crossed his arms, blocking the white haired thief’s only exit. “What was that in the cafeteria? Are you that desperate for my touch?”

Bakura snorted. “You wish. I’ve got better things to do than match words with you.” He then attempted to leave, but Seto decided not to move. He stared at the yami until his face turned red.

The CEO smiled, victorious. “You should get that checked out. Turning that red might be something serious!”

“Shut up you asshole! This is all your fault!” Bakura grabbed him by the collar. “I didn’t ask for this okay! If it weren’t for all your money I would’ve never tried to mug you –”

“Having fond memories are we?”

Bakura grew nervous as his pants tightened and let go of the slightly taller boy. “Move. I have someplace to be!”

“No you don’t.” Seto advanced on him, causing the thief to back up.

He backed the thief all the way to the back wall at which point Bakura pressed himself against the wall and gave a grin.

“God, don’t tell me rape’s your thing?”

Seto blocked the boy in on either side with his arms, leaning down to look Bakura right in the eyes, there noses almost touching. “Don’t tell me the great Bakura is afraid, the Soul Steal, the Tomb Robber.”

Bakura’s face was beet red and he swallowed. “Never. You’ve just been lucky so far. I could stab you anytime now.”

The CEO searched the thief’s eyes. “I thought about you for the rest of the night. My brother caught me smiling and thought I was thinking about the whore of a mutt.”

Bakura chuckled. “Who wouldn’t? This body is the stuff of wet dreams all over this high school.”

“Hn, full of yourself.”

“And you’re just full of sh –sh –ahhh…”

Seto leaned down and ran his tongue along his jaw. “I’m having a get together later…” he whispered. “Yugi said he’d bring you along. It’s to test my new dueling system.” He nibbled the boy’s ear and Bakura moaned. “Will you come?”

“If you keep this up I probably will…” he began to rub his hardness against the CEO’s leg, eager for relief. “How about you get on your knees and show me some respect?”

“You wish.” Seto kept kissing his neck and Bakura whimpered, running his hands through the teen’s hair.

“Soft.”

“So are you.” Seto’s mouth found Bakura’s other ear and the thief grunted, then sighed. Seto chuckled.

“So easy, we’ll have to fix that.” He kissed Bakura’s temple and ran a thumb over his lips. “Show up thief.”

He left Bakura then, exiting the bathroom. Bakura slid down against the wall, not knowing what had just happened.

You know what happened. He made you cream your fuckin’ pants and he didn’t even have to do much. He covered his face, chuckling. “Fuckin’ great…”

**

Malik smiled when Bakura came back from the bathroom and wasn’t put off when the yami scowled at him. Instead, he got up and went to sit on his lap, happy when he was groped in the appropriate places.

He purred and nuzzled Bakura’s ear. “What took you so long?”

“I was squeezing the squid.”

Yugi pulled back from Marik’s kiss and started laughing, hard. Bakura smiled.

“Choking the chicken?”

This made the hikari laugh more and Marik shook his head, knowing the make out session was over.

“Damn it Bakura! You know he’s been eating sugar all day! Damn!”

“Not my fault your bitch is wound up all the time. You need to just fuck and get it over with!”

Malik smiled. “That’s great idea ‘Kura-chan. Why don’t you and I catch up behind the school?”

Bakura pushed the boy off his lap. “Get bent you whore.”

Malik giggled and sat back in his seat, glad the two of them were on speaking terms again.

“Yugi!”

Otogi came running over to the table, looking out of breath. “God, you’re a hard guy to find!” He rested his hands on his knees and caught his breath. “Hi guys!” he waved a general greeting to the crew.

Everyone liked Otogi. He was friendly and even though he did photo shoots and modeling like Yami, he wasn’t an asshole. Even Marik and Bakura liked him.

“Hey bitch.” Bakura said, eating some goldfish crackers.

“’Sup cunt!” the youth shot back, grinning. “Yugi! Yami told me to tell you he can’t watch the shop tonight because of…I dunno. That’s what he said.”

The boy frowned. “Go back and tell him to suck his own dick! I have plans!”

Otogi blinked at Yugi then cracked up, falling to his knees. He folded his arms on the table and rested his chin there, grinning. “You guys are a bad influence on him. You really want me to tell Yami that?”

Malik grinned and mimicked Otogi’s pose, blowing at one of the boy’s bangs. “Do it, and tell us what happens!”

“You just want me to get cussed out! I’m surprised at you Malik!” Otogi made puppy eyes. “I thought you liked me!”

“I do!” Malik grabbed the boy’s cheeks. “You’re so cuuute!”

“Ah!” he pulled back and rubbed his face. “Keep a leash on that thing Marik, geez.” He got up and dusted off his pants. “Well, okay. Anything else you want me to tell him?”

“That he’s a whore!” Bakura said.

“And that he’s the only person we know who can fuck a cherrio and not break it!”

Otogi laughed more and looked at Malik. “What do you want me to tell him?”

Malik hopped out of his seat, gold fish crackers flying everywhere. “I wanna go with you and see what happens!”

The dice king grinned. “Alright. Bye you guys!”

“Bye!” they chorused.

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*Courtesy of Exile
*I really enjoyed writing this chapter! Let me tell you! It was fun and I had great laughter writing the beginning scene and that hot persuasion in the bathroom!
*I love odd pairings and if that turns you off well…my advice to you is that the same thing can get hackneyed after awhile! Foo!
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