The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!

Chapter 6

The New Girl

Sakura: Hey people! I hope you enjoyed my last chapter. Due to fanfictions rules, I can't put any rants at the beginging of my story otherwise my acount may be shut down. I don't want that. So
anyway...sorry about that.. ANyway...on with the chapter!

Lori: THANK YOU, ff.net! *bows down to the fanfiction gods*

Chapter 6

Lori: Any body else notice she put "chapter 6" twice?

Sakura ran to Ryou's side and checked for pulse. Yes, that was ok.

Ryou: Oh, so since I have a pulse, you're going to ignore the fact that I’m lying on the ground, half dead??? You evil bitch! *attacks!*

Everyone: O_o;;

Bakura: Ryou grew some balls! w00t!

Everyone: -.-;; *anime fall over*

Now Bakura on the other hand was running out of strength quickly.

Lori: That would be, "Now Bakura, on the other hand, was running out of strength quickly." But you ALMOST got it that time.

Phantom: *is wasting away to her death* The stupidity…Someone get me my Prozac now…

She couldn't shoot him either for if her arrow hit him, he would be sent to the shadow realm, he had a lot of evil in him, but there was still goodness.

Lori: Now you just sound stupid. In this particular sentence, you would use "good" instead of "goodness". Otherwise, it's sort of like using "But there was still fuckableness" instead of "but he was still attractive." XD

Phantom: XD And ain’t that the truth!

Bakura: =_= *blushes*

Malik: -.-

Sakura stood up and pointed her cross bow at Aroga who had transformed from Drake.

Drake: *does a double take* Where did I come from? I'm supposed to be back in the titty bar..

"Bakura! Move!" Sakura shouted.

Bakura: *snickers* Make that "Sakura" and that's what Ryou said last night, when he tried to do you. XD

Ryou: Hey, I’ll try any thing once...*munches on bloody, raw Sakura thigh*

Phantom + Lori: O_o;;

"No!" Bakura shouted while keeping his conentration on the fight, "No one! And I mean NO ONE hurts Ryou! Only I can!"

Lori: ugh, so cliche`. -.- and you got your periods and commas mixed up again. That's "concentration on the fight." and "No one, and I mean NO ONE!"

Mokuba: Heeheeheee! *giggles* You said PERIOD!

Jou: *puts Mokuba in a headlock* Have some damn respect for women!

Honda: *checks Jou for a vagina*

Bakura threw fist after fist at Aroga but to no avail.

Lori: Why does this sound like a really gay, poorly written version of a fantasy novel?

Mokuba: *trying to breathe* Heehee! *giggles and chokes* You said GAY!

'Well,' Sakura thought, At least there's a bright side.

Everyone: *looks around for a bright side*

Phantom: Nope, don’t see a bright side round this one…

"You fight like a child tomb robber! Let me show you how I fight!" Aroga threw some dirt into Bakura's eyes and threw punch after punch, each one hitting. Bakura fell limp to the ground.

Bakura: -.-......dirt? THAT'S your idea of a good fight?

Phantom: Where are the rusty serrated daggers and sporks at here, people?

"You bastard! That was a cheap shot!" Sakura shot the golden arrow. Aroga simply caught the arrow and threw it to the ground. It materialized back in Sakura's hand. Cala and Caru came out and tried to stop Aroga but he threw them against the wall and they fell to the ground limp.

Lori: This is just too....gay...

Phantom: And can’t she come up with any OTHER lines than “and they fell to the ground limp” -______________-

"CALA! CARU!"

I'll take this time to kill Sakura.

Lori: That made no sense.

Ryou: Why can’t that have been me thinking that? XD

Aroga thought grasping Sakura tightly by the neck. My, she is a pretty one.

Honda: No she's not! She looks like the robot monkey version of my ass!

Phantom: *gags* Why can’t there once, just ONCE, be a hideous Mary Sue? JUST ONCE?!!!!!! *goes and writes a fic about a Mary Sue with kyphoscoliosis, severe mental retardation and toxo-plasmosis*

"Put me down you...As-" Aroga squeezed tighter and ramed Sakura's body against the wall. She dropped her M. Cross Bow and tried to pry his hands off.

Lori: Feh. Too lazy to spell out Millennium?

Phantom: I’m really starting to be convinced that this fic is just a draft copy… and it’s “rammed” instead of “ramed” … just for the record.

"Do not talk back to me girl!" Aroga found his other hand roming up the back of her shirt. Might as well have a little fun with her first. He thought to himself as he tried to remove her bra. Sakura's eyes were flooded with tears.

I can't do anything. Now he's gonna take away one of the many things I hold dear. No one can help me either. Sakura tried to squirm but felt a sharp pain graze her side. "AHHH!"

Jou: Every body RUUN! Angst storm ahead!

Marik: WHOO HOO! Finally, a rape scene! *whips out the beers and popcorn*

"Now stay still, this will only hurt a little," Aroga laughed and finally suceeded in his task.

"No..." Sakura cried, tears falling from her eyes.

"Put the girl down and I won't hurt you!" a voice yelled.

Kaiba: Take one good guess who that is -_-

Lori: *mocks* “Sakura: My hero!”

*gagging sounds heard in the background, mainly from Phantom*

Who's that? Sakura could only see blurrs.

"Why should I?" Aroga asked his hand wondered again.

Someone...help...me. I don't...want...him...do this. Sakura finally gave into the sweet and warm holds of darkness.

Bakura: Sweet? WARM? I AM the darkness and I am NOT SWEET and WARM!!!

"Sakura!" Yugi yelled.

"Motou! What are you doing here?" Seto Kaiba asked shocked that Yugi had caught up when the limo had passed him.

Phantom: *eye roll* How very convenient. Don’t you think someone would have called the cops by now anyway? Sheesh. Dumbass passersby.

Yami? What did Aroga do to Sakura?

Yugi. Calm down. Let me out. I want you to stay in here.

No! She's my friend too! Yugi gave Yami his own body.

Fine. Just be careful. Yami said but was too late. Soon his aibou was bleeding in his shoulder from a dark energy ball. "YUGI!" Now I'm angry! No one does that to my aibou and gets away with it!

"Aroga! You shall die today!" Cala yelled. He disapeared again. Where'd
he go?

Lori: That's "disappeared"

That bastard. He will pay! "Where did you go Aroga?" Cala just dodge a dark energy blast. Woah! That was too close.

Phantom: *thumbing through curse book* Can’t she think of any other word than “bastard”? -.- some originality, please.


"Pitty I missed. Too bad."

Ryou: Yeah, a DAMN shame!! T_T

"Aroga! Come out you coward!" Yami yelled.

"Pitty I didn't," Seto laughed and Aroga appeared holding his side with
pain.

Lori: ugh...-_- PITY! As in It's a pity you can't spell worth a shit!

"What-how?" Aroga moaned, blood came through his fingers.

"Simple, well Yami distracted you, I simply used the knife you held and stabbed you with it." I hate that I had to do that, but Sakura was right when I had to tell my feelings to someone. Maybe having a friend would be good for me?

Kaiba: Or…not? *stabs clone*

"You-you-"

"You what?" Yami landed a hard kick in Aroga's stomache as blood fell freely.

Phantom: WHOO! BLOODSHED! *joins Marik on the couch with alcohol and popcorn*

"NO!" I can't fight them in this weekend state! I'll have to retreat!

"I'll be back you wretches. And she'll die at my hands!" Aroga pointed a shaking finger at Sakura and faded away.

"Sakura!" Caru woke up.

"Sakura? Sakura are you ok?" Cala asked.

"Cala...I'll be fine." Sakura stood up but swayed dangerously. Seto caught her and saw blood soaking the back of her shirt.

Lori: So…the guy tried to get her bra off and blood is now soaking her shirt? -_- please.

"Sakura. You're hurt." I should of saw it sooner. Seto thought looking at the injured girl.

Phantom: That’s “I should HAVE SEEN it sooner” and… the Out-of-characterness… continues to violate me…

"I'm okay Seto...just a little...tired...I'll be...fi-" Sakura fainted from blood loss.
"Sakura!" Cala scream. Oh Ra! What happens if she dies? Oh Ra! Oh Ra!

Ryou: It’s “Cala screamED” and if she dies… *disco lights* CEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!! *parties*

"Sakura!" Cala also swayed. Yami caught her and set her down against the wall. He saw Ryou woke up and he held the M. Cross Bow.

Lori: Again, the laziness… and the confusion… O the confusion.

Phantom: You should make that a Shakespeare verse… it’s becoming very famous throughout this fic -.-

"What happened here?" Ryou asked.

"Trust me, you don't want to know," Yami told him and took the cross bow and arrow. He handed them to Caru.

"What about Sakura?" Caru asked.

She has to be ok! She just has too! Cala shook violently as they rode in the limo.

Bakura: NOBODY CARES!!

Cala, calm down. Hey! How ironic! It's me, the sugar hyper one telling you to calm down.

Lori: More sugar BULLSHIT!!!!!!

Caru laughed solomly.

Phantom: Ever heard of silent letters? No. It’s “solemnly”

Yeah, I guess so. Cala also laughed and her gaze fell on Sakura who was lying in the seat in front of her. "Are we almost there yet Kaiba?" Cala asked as they passed the hospital. "HEY! We have to go to the hospital! We just passed it!"

"The doctors at my mansion are much more skilled and besides, I don't trust hospitals." And the needles. I HATE needles. Seto sighed as they aproached the mansion.

Kaiba: *eye roll* I used to DO needles… you really think I’m scared of them?! For crying out loud.

Malik: I KNEW you did heroin!

Phantom: XD well he’s rich enough…

"Seems like it took forever," Yami sighed looking at Yugi who wasn't in any better condition. Yugi's shoulder wouldn't stop bleeding.

Yugi? Are you awake?

Yes...Yami. I feel fine...really I...do.

Like hell you do. You're shoulder won't stop bleeding. Now, I want you to rest. Yugi moaned a little. Yugi, what did I say? Yami glared at Yugi.

Okay. O-kay, I'll...sleep. Yugi closed his eyes.

"Yami, were you talking to Yugi? How's he holding up?" Cala asked still staring at Sakura. She had a look of pain on her face. Her head rested on Seto's lap since there was no where for him to sit.

Lori: Yeah, suck it, bitch!

Kaiba: How about NO?

"He'll be fine. Just needs a bit of fixing up and some well needed rest," Yami looked at Yugi, who's head was resting against Caru's shoulder.

"Quite a peaceful kid. I can see why he is your reancarnate my pharoah. You seem to be very attatched to him." Cala looked at Sakura who was in extreme pain.

Phantom: Ugh… the errors…

"Yes. Very. You also seem attatched to Sakura. How long have you been her yamis?"

"We've been her yami's for three years." Caru told Yami in a mumble so Sakura and Yugi could sleep.


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Phantom: What a STUPID place to end a chapter.

Ryou: I’ve noticed she does that…

Lori: *wakes up and wipes the drool off of her chin* Wha? Huh? It's over?

Phantom: Yes -.- …*passes out from boredom*

Malik: e_e I somehow doubt this story will reach its end at this rate…

Phantom: *jerks back awake* ARE YOU NUTS?! I’ll finish this piece of artless SHIT if it kills me!

Lori: *lies bleeding on the floor* Every time I read this shit, I get a new stab wound, and do any of you little bitches stop to HELP ME??? NO!

Phantom: That’s what our reviewers are for… they make this worthwhile!

Lori: Feh. Oh well. Back to bed now...*yawns* wake me when it's time to bash...errr...write the next chapter.

Phantom: Good idea ^-^ *snuggles down with* Nighty night, all!

Ryou: Don’t forget to leave your comments! ^0^