100 Puppies and Dragons

Challenged

Joey scowled and leaned his head back against the grass. "Are you mentally challenged or something?"

The human dressing himself nearby immediately turned to glare at him. "What did you just say?"

"That was awful. It's the worst sex I've had in years!"

When the human roared and lunged at him, unsheathing the knife he'd been about to belt around his waist, the nymph giggled and disappeared in a splash, trickling into the river nearby as the human began stabbing the mud he'd left behind.

Once he slid into the water, he was immediately grabbed. He squealed in surprise, then began laughing as calloused fingers danced over his sides. "Seto, Seto-! Stop it!"

The brunet purred and nuzzled his neck. "You smell like human. Why do you always steal my prey?"

Joey reached back to dig his fingers into the nix's hair. "Mm. You're gonna kill 'em anyway! Why not lemme have a bit of fun with 'em first?"

Seto huffed. "Because I want to have sex with you, and I can't do that when you're already sated and you smell like human."

"I'm ready for another round if ya wanna give me one," the blond purred, arching his hips up against him.

The nix tilted his head, then sighed and released him. "No, the stench of human is just too much."

Joey frowned. "Aw. Come on. Please?"

"…Joey, I really don't like the scent of humans, and you reek," Seto sighed, drifting away slightly in the current. "Maybe some other time."

"But… but… your dick is bigger!" the blond whined. "C'mon, Seto, please?"

Seto hummed and closed his eyes. "No, not really in the mood anymore. I don't even want to drown that human. Maybe I'll just go play some violin or something."

Joey scowled and crossed his arms, bottom lip jutting out in a pout. "You're punishin' me for havin' sex with a human, aren't ya, ya jerk?"

"Punishing you would require you doing something wrong. I just don't care for the scent of humans." Seto smirked. "But if you wash the scent off by the time I finish playing my violin, maybe I'll be in the mood again."

The nymph stared at him for a moment, then squealed and floated away in search of something to smother the scent of human clinging to him.