100 Puppies and Dragons

Everything for You

"Seto, would ya go crazy psycho badass if I was ever kidnapped?" Joey asked idly, playing with his dog tags as he stared up at the ceiling.

Seto tilted his head. "Hmm. You say that as if you'd be kidnapped for long." When the blond hummed in confusion, he explained, "You'd be so damn annoying that they'd pay me to take you back."

The blond huffed, bottom lip jutting out in a pout as he rolled onto his side to face away from him. "Asshole."

Seto rolled his eyes and sighed, turning to face him. "Joey, you know I'd give everything up for you. Just like I'd give everything up for Mokuba. Why are you pestering me about it?"

"I just wanted t' know if you'd go crazy psycho badass! I really don't doubt that you'd do everything ya could t' save me, jeez."

"And why would you like to know whether I'd go… 'crazy psycho badass'?" the brunet sighed, frowning.

Joey shrugged a little. "Guess I just thought ya were sexy the last time ya turned into a psycho crazy badass when Mokuba was kidnapped. Ya have no idea how horny seein' ya made me." When Seto didn't reply, he turned to look at him in surprise, since Seto was usually smug when he said he was attractive.

Seto just looked appalled. "Why would you ever think I look sexy like that?"

"…Ya hafta admit, Seto, that choosin' t' be in a relationship with you means somethin's not clickin' right in my brain," the blond deadpanned. "Besides, if you think I'm sexy when I'm angry, why can't I think you're sexy when you're angry?"

The brunet scowled. "What is the matter with you?"

Joey raised an eyebrow. "You want a list?" When the older boy only made a noise of obvious consternation, he rolled onto his back and sighed. "You wanna fuck me now?"

"Wh—You—I—And—It—Sh—ARGH." Seto glared at him for a moment, then sighed and stood up. "Yeah."

"Ya really should learn t' pick your battles, Seto. Ya know ya like it when I think you're sexy," the blond cooed, wrapping his arms around the older boy's neck.

"You just said you liked me when you think I'm a psycho. That doesn't really compliment me," the brunet muttered, scowling, as he settled between the blond's legs. "Jeez."

Joey grinned. "What can I say? I'm attracted t' danger, and there's no one more dangerous than you!"

The brunet blinked. "…Thank you?"

"You're welcome. But seriously, I'm horny. Do me."

Seto sighed, raising an eyebrow as reached down to grab the hem of the blond's shirt. "I remember when this used to be romantic."

"I'll bring ya some flowers later if it makes ya feel better," Joey supplied. "I thought the 'givin' up everything for me' was pretty sweet, though."

The brunet rolled his eyes in frustration. "…Just… stop talking…"